Was manker in Prison?

[Barbarossa]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2766/sherlockbawaws8.jpg

I deduce that he was. Think about it.

1. An unexplained 3 month absence.
2. A newfound harsh demeanor.
3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to parole conditions
4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.

Oh, and this chance remark from last week:


I missed out on those due to my enforced absence.

Were they funny?

I think the evidence is all there. The question is, what was the crime? :blink:

[Snee]

Prolly embezzlement.

[manker]

1. An unexplained 3 month absence.Unexplained? I died, ffs.
2. A newfound harsh demeanor.'newfound' lol.
3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to bail conditionsSurely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.
4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.'newfound' lol.

[Barbarossa]

3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to bail conditionsSurely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.

Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word. :lol:

Strangely enough, you could... :sly:

[100%]

I thought he became a saddhu.

[manker]

Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.

Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word. :lol:

Strangely enough, you could... :sly:
Big fan of Prisoner Cell Block H, flowe. It's my duty to know these things.

:smilie4:

[PraYa]

dunno

[Hairbautt]

Thought he went to China :unsure:

[Chip Monk]

3 months, let's assume full parole for good behaviour so that's 6 months. Let's also assume a guilty plea because he's an accountant and therefore devoid of bollocks, so full credit for that. Makes the maximum sentence for the crime 1 year.

We know it's not going to be violent crime, see above and he's an accountant so almost certainly a white collar crime.

Based on all of the above I say he was convicted of being a cawk.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Thought he went to China :unsure:

Nah. Snee lived in Japon for a year.

[Mr. Mulder]

manker was a prisoner, held by the Chinese for the past two years. they couldn't break him, he didn't say a word.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Which word didn't he say.

[SAM]

i don't think he was in jail
still it's weird he didn't show up for 3 months

[Hairbautt]

Life outside of FST.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/Thinking.gif Is it possible?

[Mr. Mulder]

Which word didn't he say.
Flange.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Which word didn't he say.
Flange.

Pish. How could he go three months without saying the word "flange". That's just nonsense.

He's a flange salesman ffs.

[Mr. Mulder]

prison changes a man. makes you think.

[brotherdoobie]

Did you enjoy the sock puppet shows, manker?




-bd

[manker]

Did you enjoy the sock puppet shows, manker?




-bd
http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif Funny* you should say that.

JP gave me the password for one of his sock-puppet accounts and I used that for 3 months. My 'manker' account remained untouched during this period.

I like to think I daubed some humanity onto the macabre canvas of his internets existence.


*When I say 'funny', I mean odd. The merest notion of you posting anything gelastic is laughable in itself.

[jimbo12345]

Thought he went to China :unsure:


No, that was definitely that jimbo fool.

[Hairbautt]

Thought he went to China :unsure:


No, that was definitely that jimbo fool.
:O Jimbo, that you? How's it, bud?

[jimbo12345]

Harry, i've been here having discussions with you for a while now, just remembered my password for the "jimbo" account, ftw.

[Hairbautt]

Damn. That's cool. :ermm:

[jimbo12345]

i've been a bit of a manker recently. :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Which bit :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

i've been a bit of a manker recently. :)
I understand. I wouldn't want that bit associated with me either.

;)