Weird Things!

[Buffalo]

Ok I hav'nt started one in a while, but I've just been and blown my nose :D
This may sound weird but that's what I'm asking, 'cos after blowing it I looked into the tissue.............WHY????? :x

Why do we humans do things we really don't want to do?? :blink:

I don't think I'm the only one that does this sort of thing, so what do you do??

Come on, you know you do something you would never talk about in a pub......
................Don't you?? :blink:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

yeah i drink my own piss on friday nights.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 19:35
yeah i drink my own piss on friday nights.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Is that so you can drink the cider again free!!!! :lol: :lol:

Another weird thing I do is.............I have a thing about even numbers :blink:
It stems from school when we were told odd was bad and even was good!

Eg, If I turn 180 degree's clockwise, I have to turn back the same way............
......................WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?????????? :blink:

If I tap my right hand twice, I have to do the same with my left..................
....................WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????? :blink:

Mabey I'm just weird :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Assultsniper]

I do this WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buffalo]

Yeah! But I'm serious!!

I'm worried I'm not right or something :blink:
I know I'm silly, but I did'nt think I was weird :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

[MUSLEMAN]

i think you are checking to make sure you don't see nothing you are not suppose to, aka you are healthy :lol:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@3 July 2003 - 19:43
i think you are checking to make sure you don't see nothing you are not suppose to, aka you are healthy :lol:
It must be subcocious then! :blink: 'cos I usually do it to see how much mucas comes out :lol:

But I've always done it :blink:

Somebody please tell me they do something weird (really) :(

Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

So what about when u look at your shit in the Toilet bowel -- after u have just dun your deed...

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:22
So what about when u look at your shit in the Toilet bowel -- after u have just dun your deed...
Well I was'nt gonna stoop that low but........... :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

So what about when u look at your shit in the Toilet bowel -- after u have just dun your deed...


Jonno --- u do it all the time

[crazy_billy_bats]

what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:28

So what about when u look at your shit in the Toilet bowel -- after u have just dun your deed...


Jonno --- u do it all the time
Not every time :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit:@Billy:-what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?

Is that a confession?? :lol: :lol:

[MetroStars]

what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?

I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of person

[MetroStars]

Not every time


well what about when u have a Hot Shit

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:30

what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?

I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of person
You should see him Tuesday nights ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:30

what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?

I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of person
well think what you wish metro - maybe i was jokin - maybe not ;)

what bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.

[neil1967]

this thread should be retitled are you RAIN MAN! :lol: sorry i'm not gonna tell you any of my many strange habbits, but i will own up to the former two. especialy if it hurts when you drop it! :) doesnt everybody.

[MetroStars]

what bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.

Billy that is sum REAL funny shit... which is true

[liquidacid]

Come on, you know you do something you would never talk about in a pub......

Well here's something i would never talk about to my friends. Once in a while, every few weeks or so, i'll have the most amazing crap. Without going into too much detail, i'll really be enjoying the 'passing', and afterwards feel positively invigorated by it.
(Flaming? No i'm not into that.)

Another one. Anal spasms (not related to crapping). Now this happens very seldom. I'll be, for example, walking down Glasgow Buchanan Street to work, when all of a sudden i'll have an intense pain in my sphincter. It is so sore i can do nothing but wait for it to stop. I'll be stood there, no doubt with a weird look on my face, in pure agony. I know i'm not alone on this one as i have discussed it with others.

Sorry for being crude.

[MetroStars]

being crude is a good thing

[namzuf9]

Its like when you pass wind in bed, you always have to lift the bedsheets and waft it up. And while we're on the subject, why is it when you fart in the bath it always smells of cabbage?
My weirdest habit is before I leave my house I have to check all my pockets for keys, phone, wallet and money, in that order, 3 times!

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by liquidacid@3 July 2003 - 20:35
I'll be stood there, no doubt with a weird look on my face, in pure agony. I know i'm not alone on this one as i have discussed it with others.

that isnt crude, its actually the funniest thing ive heard all day.

after wiping your ass, i know you all look at it, and then metro and jonno are that element that smell it and proceed to wipe it round themselves in a strange ritual.

[Wolfmight]

lol these are crazy

[namzuf9]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 20:38
after wiping your ass, i know you all look at it
You've gotta make sure you've drawn an ace!!

[neil1967]

billy you git cant believe you added having a tug on the bus before i got my post on . i just admited to the last two items, which now includes bopping your bolony on the back of an empty bus, hope you had a solo ticket! :lol:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 20:33


what bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

What about the big issue of p*ssing in the shower :D I'm sure most blokes do it, and I do know a few girls do too :lol: :lol:

@liquidacid:- Is that one of those things that happens and you just have to scratch ya ass but don't want to in public so you'll pretend you saw something down an ally and go and give ya ass a right old clawing :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[liquidacid]

that isnt crude, its actually the funniest thing ive heard all day.
So, you've never had that my friend. Ooh, man it hurts...



after wiping your ass, i know you all look at it, and then metro and jonno are that element that smell it and proceed to wipe it round themselves in a strange ritual.
Crikey.... But yeah, you have to check the job's done.

[Wolfmight]

What about having to go #1 and #2 at the same time.. so u pee slowly(quitely) so people outside the bathroom stall dont think your a Lesbian hunk or somethin.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by neil1967@3 July 2003 - 20:40
billy you git cant believe you added having a tug on the bus before i got my post on . i just admited to the last two items, which now includes bopping your bolony on the back of an empty bus, hope you had a solo ticket! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
rofl......... :lol: :lol:

well neil me old son if you've commanded madam palm on the number 43 to liverpool street then thats your business....... ;)

i pish in the shower all the time - even drop a load now and then. takes a bit of work but after a kebab you'll be all right.

[liquidacid]

@liquidacid:- Is that one of those things that happens and you just have to scratch ya ass but don't want to in public so you'll pretend you saw something down an ally and go and give ya ass a right old clawing 
Erm, no actually. I think what you have is piles :lol: :lol:


i pish in the shower all the time - even drop a load now and then. takes a bit of work but after a kebab you'll be all right.
Ok. I hereby withdraw my apology for being crude.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by liquidacid@3 July 2003 - 20:43




after wiping your ass, i know you all look at it, and then metro and jonno are that element that smell it and proceed to wipe it round themselves in a strange ritual.
Crikey.... But yeah, you have to check the job's done.
How did you lot find out about that :blink: :lol: :lol:

What about that thing when someone makes you laugh while drinking and it all comes out your nose :blink:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by liquidacid@3 July 2003 - 20:43

that isnt crude, its actually the funniest thing ive heard all day.
So, you've never had that my friend. Ooh, man it hurts...



after wiping your ass, i know you all look at it, and then metro and jonno are that element that smell it and proceed to wipe it round themselves in a strange ritual.
Crikey.... But yeah, you have to check the job's done.
yeah sorry to put a downer on your pain man im sure it isnt pleasant at all !!!!!!!!!

ever followed thru in public tho? or when drunk, etc? can be a nasty business.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by liquidacid@3 July 2003 - 20:45



i pish in the shower all the time - even drop a load now and then. takes a bit of work but after a kebab you'll be all right.
Ok. I hereby withdraw my apology for being crude.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ok im sorry !!!!!!!

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 20:46


ever followed thru in public tho? or when drunk, etc? can be a nasty business.
I used to work in a hardware store and that happend while I was cutting wood (I was'nt well) so I said to the customer who must have smelt it "I've just got to go get a new saw!" So I went upstairs cleaned up and hid my boxers in the rafters, I imagine thier still there :lol: And that was 8 years ago :lol:

Jonno B)

[liquidacid]

I can honestly say i've never followed through.

Once at a party i went to, when i was living in Belfast, a load of people - myself included - crashed at my mates house. When we got up in the morning, there was a smell of shit coming from his conservatory.

It turned out that this lad had, while walking in his sleep, crapped through the small gaps in a wicker seat. We knew who it was because he had taken off in shame. We had the unpleasant task, on a comedown, of hosing shit from my mates wicker chair before his wife came home.

[Wolfmight]

When you have a huge fart, but try to hold it in till you goto the public restroom.
Then you allmost shit yourself so u just decide #2 is what ta do!

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by liquidacid@3 July 2003 - 20:54

Once at a party i went to, when i was living in Belfast, a load of people - myself included - crashed at my mates house. When we got up in the morning, there was a smell of shit coming from his conservatory.

It turned out that this lad had, while walking in his sleep, crapped through the small gaps in a wicker seat. We knew who it was because he had taken off in shame. We had the unpleasant task, on a comedown, of hosing shit from my mates wicker chair before his wife came home.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
mate that replaces the funniest thing ive heard today, easily :lol: :lol:

i live in belfast btw - where were you ?!

edit: im still laughing at it........... :lol: :lol:

[MetroStars]

I agree with Billy that shit story is funny -- Funny as Shit


oh and i'll admit 2 peeing in the shower....

[liquidacid]

i live in belfast btw - where were you ?!
I lived in Cliftonville, not really that nice a place to be. Most of the people i knew lived in Holylands, i spent most of my time there. My mate Paul's (David Holmes anyone) flat was THE party flat. The smell of stale beer and smoke in that place on a Sunday morning was unreal,the carpet would be soaking with spilt drink.

I think it was Clifton Terrace, or Crescent i lived in. Aah memories....
-Getting those dodgy old shared hackney cabs with no brakes, to work.....
-Answering the door to sinn fein wifies looking for info on an elderly coulple who's house had been petrol bombed. I'm English, long time gone Geordie......
-The first time, having moved there during a ceasefire, i saw armed patrols. Landrovers with kids sticking out the top, guns pointing at me as they passed...


The best thing about Belfast is the patter, the slagging. Even the women, very cheeky and very funny. I really liked the people, Shaftesbury Anenue, going out to Queens, Kellys in Portrush, and going to Dublin.

Edit:- Confusing punctuation...

[Wolfmight]

When people like Jonno and Baz use photoshop hehe

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by liquidacid@3 July 2003 - 21:17

I lived in Cliftonville, not really that nice a place to be. Most of the people i knew lived in Holylands, i spent most of my time there. My mate Paul's (David Holmes anyone) flat was THE party flat. The smell of stale beer and smoke in that place on a Sunday morning was unreal,the carpet would be soaking with spilt drink.

I think it was Clifton Terrace, or Crescent i lived in. Aah memories....
-Getting those dodgy old shared hackney cabs with no brakes, to work.....
-Answering the door to sinn fein wifies looking for info on an elderly coulple who's house had been petrol bombed. I'm English, long time gone Geordie......
-The first time, having moved there during a ceasefire, i saw armed patrols. Landrovers with kids sticking out the top, guns pointing at me as they passed...


The best thing about Belfast is the patter, the slagging. Even the women, very cheeky and very funny. I really liked the people, Shaftesbury Anenue, going out to Queens, Kellys in Portrush, and going to Dublin.

Edit:- Confusing punctuation...
ah yes i know it around there mate !!

glad you are out of here im sure !!!!

as i will be !!!!!!!


mate the slagging here is some of the funniest you will see as you say - the old women can be hilarious - and damn right rude - some of the dirtiest mouths ive ever heard have come from elderley belfast women :lol:

[Wolfmight]

My friend tends to pick his ears with his pinky and then smell it..
People prob do the same with they're ass :lol: :x

[NikkiD]

Why, oh why, oh why did I have to open this thread...

*NikkiD smashes head repeatedly against keyboard

I have one word for you all... ewwwwwww!

[Skweeky]

Indeed.....EEEEEEWWWW!!!

But ok, I read through the thread, and I think it's only fair to tell you about my weird habits.

Ok, here goes:

I tend to scratch my head when I'm bored, the thing is, I scratch so hard that little pieces of headskin come loose. I think it's a ugly sight for people observing me :">


I always put my right indexfinger in between my two below centerteeth.

I hate having zits on my face, so I always scratch them untill they bleed (yuk!!!).

last one:

(god, I can't believe I'm telling you this!)

When I'm drunk, I scratch my crotch all the time....I'm not aware of doing that, so it gives me strange looks from people who don't know me :ph34r:


oooh, I forgot: I also have that thing like Baz or Jonno (don't remember who it was) about having to do everything in pairs.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Neil__]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 20:32
Ok I hav'nt started one in a while, but I've just been and blown my nose :D
This may sound weird but that's what I'm asking, 'cos after blowing it I looked into the tissue.............WHY????? :x

Why do we humans do things we really don't want to do?? :blink:

I don't think I'm the only one that does this sort of thing, so what do you do??

Come on, you know you do something you would never talk about in a pub......
................Don't you?? :blink:

Jonno B)



Because their scared to come into the light?

Neil.

Edit: P.S. mostly their too scared to think.

[liquidacid]

When I'm drunk, I scratch my crotch all the time....I'm not aware of doing that, so it gives me strange looks from people who don't know me 

Cough......... Splutter............ You really wanna see about that.....

[Z]

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yeah i drink my own piss on friday nights.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Is that so you can drink the cider again free&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

Another weird thing I do is.............I have a thing about even numbers :blink:
It stems from school when we were told odd was bad and even was good&#33;

Eg, If I turn 180 degree&#39;s clockwise, I have to turn back the same way............
......................WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?????????? :blink:

If I tap my right hand twice, I have to do the same with my left..................
....................WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????? :blink:

Mabey I&#39;m just weird :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
yo holy shit i kinda do that too sometimes. but i do it with odd numbers&#33;&#33; (mainly 3 and 7 haha)

i think its really fucked up, but its kinda an uncomfortable feeling if i dont, nah mean? shit thats fucked up. i feel you man...

[infamousalbo101]

hey celebs there are doctory for those kinds of problems :lol:

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[Twigboy]

Some funny shit&#33;&#33;&#33;
Glad I had my pullups on almost crap my pants. :lol: :lol:

[RGX]

Ive got the whole hand tapping thing, doing it in pairs, feels like one hands being left out if i dont....

Whole host of weird stuff, talk to myself, and guitars, and PC sometimes lol, maybe were normal and everybody else is weird...

[Neil__]

Ok I hav&#39;nt started one in a while, but I&#39;ve just been and blown my nose&nbsp;
This may sound weird but that&#39;s what I&#39;m asking, &#39;cos after blowing it I looked into the tissue.............WHY?????&nbsp;

Why do we humans do things we really don&#39;t want to do??&nbsp;

I don&#39;t think I&#39;m the only one that does this sort of thing, so what do you do??

Come on, you know you do something you would never talk about in a pub......
................Don&#39;t you??&nbsp;

Jonno&nbsp;

Of course I do but it&#39;s a secret.

Neil.

[TheDave]

why do women put a hand on their chest when they laugh

[Neil__]

Originally posted by TheDave@6 July 2003 - 22:55
why do women put a hand on their chest when they laugh


I look at a womans face when she laughs.

Neil

[TheDave]

are you trying to make me sound like a perv? :o i dont mean the tits :lol: :lol:

[Neil__]

Originally posted by TheDave@6 July 2003 - 22:58
are you trying to make me sound like a perv? :o i dont mean the tits :lol: :lol:

Well thsy do move when you laugh.
I think with you around the girls in question wouldn&#39;t want them to wobble for you so they dampen the movement.

Ipso Facto you are a perv.

Neil.

[TheDave]

stop picking on me.
im being serious, its just one of those things

[Neil__]

Originally posted by TheDave@6 July 2003 - 23:10
stop picking on me.
im being serious, its just one of those things



Do women scare you and thats why you look down?
Neil

[TheDave]

:unsure: never thought of that :unsure:
now im depressed, thank you very much :&#39;(


wait a minute, women dont scare me ill fight em all

[Neil__]

Originally posted by TheDave@7 July 2003 - 00:23
:unsure: never thought of that :unsure:
now im depressed, thank you very much :&#39;(


wait a minute, women dont scare me ill fight em all



Fantastic and maybe you&#39;ll get a kiss.


Neil.

[TIBZ]

i masterbate 3 times a day and i swallow my cum



























































































got ya there for a second lol

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by TheDave@6 July 2003 - 23:23
:


wait a minute, women dont scare me ill fight em all
grrrr....come on then dave. :angry:

( ;) )

[TheDave]

nope. you win :D

[Neil__]

i masterbate 3 times a day and i swallow my cum

I feel sorry for you

Neil.