Chinese Proverbs

[hippychick]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

[SAM]

very nice thanks

[twinpeaks]

Well I haven't seen that in about 10 years ....

[unattended]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

rofl nice

[DV8type]

Panties not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth.

Now thats true!
:happy:

[dbmp]

Chinese are wise guys. :P

[bigboab]

Wife like clockwork robot -screw it at night and it does the housework.

Chinese couple get divorce - She go back to Peking, he go back to Wanking.

[DooMeD68]

and some more -
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

[blackbird]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone

lmao .. :D

[gamer4eva]

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

TOOO RIGHTT!

[dave12]

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

TOOO RIGHTT!


well said