Just how gay is fake Ronaldo

[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Mr JP Fugley]

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[Something Else]

how gay is fake ronaldo?

not as gay as your sig..... :ghey:

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://www.undiesdrawer.com/undiesdrawer/images/ronaldo53_1.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

how gay is fake ronaldo?

not as gay as your sig..... :ghey:

What is your sig it's quite bizarre.

[Something Else]

It's from the Elephant Man (a david lynch movie)

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh right.

Based on the true story of a man with an unfeasibly long penis, knowing how David Lynch's mind works.

[Something Else]

IMDB numnuts

[Mr JP Fugley]

IMDB numnuts

Numbnuts, I think you'll find.

[Something Else]

Numbnut actually to be precise numnuts..

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://www.numbnuts.com/

[Alien5]

http://www.numnuts.com/

[Something Else]

http://kissmynumnutsmrfugley.org/

[Allygemz]

Do we know how gay this fella is yet? How does one measure it?

Is there a word for a person obsessed with homosexuality?

[Alien5]

Do we know how gay this fella is yet? How does one measure it?

Is there a word for a person obsessed with homosexuality?

JP :closedeye:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Do we know how gay this fella is yet? How does one measure it?

Is there a word for a person obsessed with homosexuality?

Very, carefully, one would have thought so,

[Mr JP Fugley]

JP :closedeye:

Yes

[Allygemz]

So... How gay is he?

Who is he?

[Mr JP Fugley]

So... How gay is he?


Very

[Allygemz]

So... How gay is he?


Very


I thought he was married to Posh? She must be sad :O

[Barbarossa]

:glag:

[Something Else]

Very


I thought he was married to Posh? She must be sad :O

Haven't quite got your wag's down yet eh?

[Allygemz]

I thought he was married to Posh? She must be sad :O

Haven't quite got your wag's down yet eh?


Funny, I try to explain the whole WAG thing to coworkers, there isn't anything here to compare it to really. They can't appreciate it all.

[Alien5]

cheerleaders?

[Something Else]

WAG = Wives And Girlfriends...write it down for them...maybe they'll get it???

Or you could say those fake-tanned sluts that try n get knobbed by any soccer player they can........

[Allygemz]

cheerleaders?

Nah, Wags get with a footballer and there is instant fame. Shoot, even BB contestants get fame over there. I think here, you gotta kill someone in an extrodinary way to get that kind of fame. Or be murdered. Fucked up, I know.

The whole wag thing makes me giggle :naughty:

[Allygemz]

WAG = Wives And Girlfriends...write it down for them...maybe they'll get it???

Or you could say those fake-tanned sluts that try n get knobbed by any soccer player they can........


Ummmm I can explain it, it's the fact that we don't have anything like the phenominom Wags and BBUK has become in the UK. Ordinary people can marry a star here, we still dont give a shit

But if Brittany doesn't strap her baby in or if a slag Hilton goes to jail a few days... look out. Or if someone offs their wife who has a pretty smile, fame! Lets not forget blondes that go missing in Aruba!

[Allygemz]

I thought fake tanned sluts were Essex girls? Maybe they are interchangable? ;)

[Alien5]

cheerleaders?

Nah, Wags get with a footballer and there is instant fame. Shoot, even BB contestants get fame over there. I think here, you gotta kill someone in an extrodinary way to get that kind of fame. Or be murdered. Fucked up, I know.

The whole wag thing makes me giggle :naughty:

i don't think it works like that, what TV shows have you been watching to give you this warped idea of the British celebrity and wannabe celebrity?

[Alien5]

wannabe celebrities are ordinary people who are asked to go on to big brother UK

wannabe celebrities are WAGS who are asked to go on to big brother UK

wannabe celebrities are ex-failed pop stars who are asked to go on to big brother UK



the same wannabe celebrities who who are joined to an advertising agency, go on to big brother because the agency can guarantee the company endemol that the wannabe celebrities can make them ( the agent & endemol) a percentage.

[dbmp]

It's all jealousy about the future best player in the world? :naughty:

[Allygemz]

Nah, Wags get with a footballer and there is instant fame. Shoot, even BB contestants get fame over there. I think here, you gotta kill someone in an extrodinary way to get that kind of fame. Or be murdered. Fucked up, I know.

The whole wag thing makes me giggle :naughty:

i don't think it works like that, what TV shows have you been watching to give you this warped idea of the British celebrity and wannabe celebrity?


ummmmm the obsession the newspapers in the UK have with BB, makes them c list celebs. Like Wags.

Listen, I am not ignorant of the ways of the UK. This all started by me making a Posh joke (as well as taking a poke at being an ignorant American) I know the difference between real celebs and C list ones. The thing is, we dont have anything like that here. Survivor came close but even that fizzled out after a few years.

[Allygemz]

It's all jealousy about the future best player in the world? :naughty:

What future player?

[Something Else]

damn ignorant yankee-irish-lesbian-roober

[Allygemz]

wannabe celebrities are ordinary people who are asked to go on to big brother UK

wannabe celebrities are WAGS who are asked to go on to big brother UK

wannabe celebrities are ex-failed pop stars who are asked to go on to big brother UK


I think I have been pretty clear that I know the difference. But thanks for the lesson lol

[Something Else]

I think you'd make a great BBUK WAG :D

[Allygemz]

I think you'd make a great BBUK WAG :D


Nah, I don't like pretty boys, my picture taken, exposing my tits or singing really badly with the belief that I will cut a record ;)

Aren't I a lesbian too?

[Alien5]

i don't think it works like that, what TV shows have you been watching to give you this warped idea of the British celebrity and wannabe celebrity?


ummmmm the obsession the newspapers in the UK have with BB, makes them c list celebs. Like Wags.

Listen, I am not ignorant of the ways of the UK. This all started by me making a Posh joke (as well as taking a poke at being an ignorant American) I know the difference between real celebs and C list ones. The thing is, we dont have anything like that here. Survivor came close but even that fizzled out after a few years.


maybe if you were british you could understand the british tabloid newspapers, i wouldn't have a clue abut american tabloid news.

[Allygemz]

ummmmm the obsession the newspapers in the UK have with BB, makes them c list celebs. Like Wags.

Listen, I am not ignorant of the ways of the UK. This all started by me making a Posh joke (as well as taking a poke at being an ignorant American) I know the difference between real celebs and C list ones. The thing is, we dont have anything like that here. Survivor came close but even that fizzled out after a few years.


maybe if you were british you could understand the british tabloid newspapers, i wouldn't have a clue abut american tabloid news.


I understand the tabloids there. It's all crap. We have em too. But the C list celebrity status isn't the same here. Also, Big Brother in the UK actually makes news on TV and in some respected papers. You can't deny it. I am not putting the country down, I think I may have been extremely unclear.

We don't have wags or anything to compare it to. So trying to explain it to an everyday American who knows nothing at all about the UK is difficult is all.

[Alien5]

maybe if you were british you could understand the british tabloid newspapers, i wouldn't have a clue abut american tabloid news.


I understand the tabloids there. It's all crap.

have you seen every episode of big brother uk/us/aus this year?

anyway, ive watched big brother usa series 1-8 & uk 1-8


what ive noticed is anyone with enough money or a wealthy enough husband or agent can get you into big brother. big brother is owned or controlled by a company (endemol) not the public or the viewers, the viewers have little control over what goes on, but are fooled into voting.

[Allygemz]

I understand the tabloids there. It's all crap.

have you seen every episode of big brother uk/us/aus this year?


Just the UK, the US one sucks really bad. This years UK was bad, I feel like I missed it this year. I've never seen the Aussie one. I heard Dermot or Davina mention that they don't boo in Oz.

Of the US and UK versions, I prefer the UK one so much more.

After the US is done, it may be mentioned in a little article in one mag each, but nothing at all like the coverage the UK gets.

[Hairbautt]

I should triple major into UKanian studies :smilie4:

[Something Else]

have you seen every episode of big brother uk/us/aus this year?


Just the UK, the US one sucks really bad. This years UK was bad, I feel like I missed it this year. I've never seen the Aussie one. I heard Dermot or Davina mention that they don't boo in Oz.

Of the US and UK versions, I prefer the UK one so much more.

After the US is done, it may be mentioned in a little article in one mag each, but nothing at all like the coverage the UK gets.

If you watch that crap you probably read tabloids anyway. :lol:

[Allygemz]

Just the UK, the US one sucks really bad. This years UK was bad, I feel like I missed it this year. I've never seen the Aussie one. I heard Dermot or Davina mention that they don't boo in Oz.

Of the US and UK versions, I prefer the UK one so much more.

After the US is done, it may be mentioned in a little article in one mag each, but nothing at all like the coverage the UK gets.

If you watch that crap you probably read tabloids anyway. :lol:


Yeah, that must be it. Couldn't possibly be that I am aware of what is out in the world. Shops and supermarkets are known for hiding their tabloid magazine selection. :frusty:

[Alien5]

you have brainwashed by too much crap telly

[Allygemz]

you have brainwashed by too much crap telly


Too much telly huh? How much telly do you assume I watch? Seems to me that I watch one really stupid reality show (a show that started off as an experiment of the human psyche) I see tabloid covers or stumble on stories when reading real news from around the world.

Is it always about trying to zig someone or can you stop for a second and have a conversation without making assumptions that the noob is a complete dope?

[Something Else]

I'm afraid you've been talkin about BigBrother of course your a dope.

[Allygemz]

I'm afraid you've been talkin about BigBrother of course your a dope.


OK... you win. Your prize is in the mail :rolleyes:

[Something Else]

I hope it's some dope...

[Allygemz]

Funny. I started posted yesterday. I jumped right in as I had a lazy Sunday. Rather than chit chatting, I had been accused of looking to trade invites (still not 100% on what that is), being a lesbian, unAmerican and stupid.
Is this treatment out of fear or cockiness?

[Alien5]

yes

[Mr JP Fugley]

I had been accused of looking to trade invites (still not 100% on what that is), being a lesbian, unAmerican and stupid.


You say that like it's a bad thing. We need more thick, non-American lesbians here. I told you, there's always the possibility of pics.

[Allygemz]

I had been accused of looking to trade invites (still not 100% on what that is), being a lesbian, unAmerican and stupid.


You say that like it's a bad thing. We need more thick, non-American lesbians here. I told you, there's always the possibility of pics.


Lies and assumptions are not good things IMO

edit: Isn't there a parade in your neck of the woods where you can find yourself a lesbian? Bring a camera

Good day, hope you are errrm well :)

[dbmp]

You say that like it's a bad thing. We need more thick, non-American lesbians here. I told you, there's always the possibility of pics.


Lies and assumptions are not good things IMO

edit: Isn't there a parade in your neck of the woods where you can find yourself a lesbian? Bring a camera

Good day, hope you are errrm well :)

They are just joking with you! :P (i hope so :lol:)

[Mr JP Fugley]

You say that like it's a bad thing. We need more thick, non-American lesbians here. I told you, there's always the possibility of pics.


edit: Isn't there a parade in your neck of the woods where you can find yourself a lesbian? Bring a camera



San Fransisco :O

[Allygemz]

edit: Isn't there a parade in your neck of the woods where you can find yourself a lesbian? Bring a camera



San Fransisco :O

You need to get out of your little village! If you can't afford to travel, try taking a break from forums and do some research on the internet :P

[Mr JP Fugley]

What Gay parade is their in my little village.

[Allygemz]

What Gay parade is their in my little village.


I couldn't possibly know... I could make one up for you. Not sure if I have quite the imagination you have with strangers but I can give it a go

[Mr JP Fugley]

Pop away.

[Allygemz]

Pop away.


You could always just collect your friends and lovers, have them call their friends and lovers. Then you can lead your very own gay pride parade. YOU! How about that! Stand proud and be heard!

Good luck

[Mr JP Fugley]

I don't know any of the gays, other than you and Biggles.

[Allygemz]

I don't know any of the gays, other than you and Biggles.


You're gay. There's a start

See ya... gotta earn a living

[Mr JP Fugley]

Me, I'm as gay as a window.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Apparentement.

[Hairbautt]

Me, I'm as gay as a window.
:glag:

Another day :smilie4:

[lovewalrus]

camp as a row of tents is that Miss Ronaldo...