Admit It Girls

[Golden Guitarist]

why is it woman dont admit that they wank alot its been proven 95% of wman wank and the rest are liers :blink:

[2nd gen noob]

lmfao :lol:

wb ad :)

[Golden Guitarist]

lmfao

wb ad 

he wil be back in 3 hrs :D

traveling on his way home right now :D

[2nd gen noob]

back from his sheep

he must miss them already :P

[scribblec]

is it?

[MetroStars]

Girls getting them self's of is their anything hotter...

[Skweeky]

I don't believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.


lol, ofcourse, I admit, I'm with that 60-70%. :lol: :lol:

[chimp2k2]

Originally posted by Skweeky@7 July 2003 - 12:40
I don't believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.


lol, ofcourse, I admit, I'm with that 60-70%. :lol: :lol:
good girl :D

[MetroStars]

lol, ofcourse, I admit, I'm with that 60-70%

Now that's hot

[RPerry]

Originally posted by Skweeky@7 July 2003 - 10:40
I don't believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.


lol, ofcourse, I admit, I'm with that 60-70%. :lol:  :lol:
Proven?? what did they do to prove it? If they watched through windows, I'm sure it would be 95% also :P

[4play]

I also read someone a high percentage of woman also want to try sleeping with another woman at least once.

so if you do the math a lots of woman have had lesbian masturbation sessions :D

now that is quite a nice thought :rolleyes:

[MediaSlayer]

95% of all my nights on the computer end with something.

Proven?? what did they do to prove it? If they watched through windows, I'm sure it would be 95% also
That reminds me I need to start looking for a job. Anybody wanna hire a hiding-in-the-bushes-girlie-masterbation-checker?

[kaspiske]

Some friend of mine said that it had been proven that:

9 out of 10 women does it

8 out of 10 men does it

[iMartin]

Yeah, i've also heard the 9 out of 10 teen girls makeout (as pratice) with their bestfriend before their 16. ;)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Homer Simpson
84% of all statistics are mad up on the spot.

32% of all people know that!

[Assultsniper]

67% of woman have implants (I have no idea what Im talking about)

[iMartin]

75% of all staticics are useless :P

[maddytherenegade]

99.9% of the guys jerk and the remaining 0.1% jerks donnt have two hands..LOL

[RGX]

girls masturbating is an incredible turn on, most porn movies out there consist of it......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Which folder was it again....

[Wolfmight]

The man who invented the Webcam probably first had a thought... Live....Porn

[NikkiD]

Of course women masterbate, we have to get good sex somewhere, don't we?

j/k

But yeah, I fully admit it. No shame about it at all.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by NikkiD@7 July 2003 - 20:38


But yeah, I fully admit it. No shame about it at all.
I think I need to go for a while, back in five mins ;) :lol:

Now where did I put that cleanex? :lol: :lol:

(Kidding)

Jonno B)

[MediaSlayer]

Of course women masterbate, we have to get good sex somewhere, don't we?

hehe time to break out the old NIKKID pics...

[scribblec]

Originally posted by [-Crono-]@7 July 2003 - 18:25
75% of all staticics are useless :P
75% of statistics r made up on the spot

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Lamsey+7 July 2003 - 19:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 7 July 2003 - 19:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Homer Simpson
75% of statistics r made up on the spot

Get your facts right Scribblec :P

[Bender]

Originally posted by NikkiD@7 July 2003 - 22:38
Of course women masterbate, we have to get good sex somewhere, don&#39;t we?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Lamsey+7 July 2003 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 7 July 2003 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Lamsey@7 July 2003 - 19:16
<!--QuoteBegin-Homer Simpson
75% of statistics r made up on the spot

Get your facts right Scribblec :P
u kno me always trrying to sound smart :)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by scribblec@8 July 2003 - 01:00
u kno me always trrying to sound smart :)
You&#39;d never catch me doing that ;) :D

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Lamsey+8 July 2003 - 00:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 8 July 2003 - 00:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@8 July 2003 - 01:00
u kno me always trrying to sound smart :)
You&#39;d never catch me doing that ;) :D [/b][/quote]
LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

[Assultsniper]

32% of children shoot their parents (I have no idea where that one came from) :lol:

[Schmiggy_JK23]

I have to say, the thought of NikkiD doing what she just mentioned has me covered in drool... :P :P

Goodness... if you ever need a hand.. or a finger or two, just let me know. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

hello?
did i come at a bad time? :D

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@9 July 2003 - 00:13
hello?
did i come at a bad time? :D
Cover your ears/eyes inocent young lady :blink:
You don&#39;t want to know :blink:

On the other hand............I do :D

Carry on :D

Jonno B)

[insanebassman]

A double click is never so nice as a single lick
the tongue, so flexible and strong
the fingers tire, and feel little desire
while the tongue can do no wrong
it lights the loin&#39;s true fire

twisting and tasting every last bit
it maps the nooks and crannies
circling the pulsing sensative Cl&#33;t
leaves you flat on your fannies...

a wriggling tongue, be it short or long
can do so much more than a penis
your bikini line may be an incline
but I won&#39;t let that come between us

so spread them wide, your legs and thighs
and close your eyes and enjoy
the flicking sensation of cunnilingus
and forget I am not a boy...


:P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Golden Guitarist]

bumps for the newbies

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Wow, I thought this had died and gone :unsure:

Oh well, do carry on and don&#39;t let me stop youhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hideingbhindcurtian.gif

Jonno B)

[j4y3m]

:o never knew that :lol:

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 October 2003 - 09:52
Wow, I thought this had died and gone :unsure:

Oh well, do carry on and don&#39;t let me stop youhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hideingbhindcurtian.gif

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

Need stats??

Her you go:

Boys (8251 of them) Girls (1749 of them)
99% masturbate 96% masturbate

b:0.93% Never masturbate. g:4.23% Never masturbate.
b:30.11% Masturbate a few times a week. g:55.69% Masturbate a few times a week.
b:17.15% Masturbate every other day. g:14.98% Masturbate every other day.
29.60% Masturbate every day. 12.52% Masturbate every day.
15.05% Masturbate twice a day. 6.98% Masturbate twice a day.
7.16% Masturbate three or more times a day. 5.60% Masturbate three or more times a day.

70.38% Prefer to masturbate at night. 79.02% Prefer to masturbate at night.
29.62% Prefer to masturbate in the morning. 20.98% Prefer to masturbate in the morning.

3.70% Never use porn while masturbating. 23.56% Never use porn while masturbating.
10.57% Rarely use porn while masturbating. 28.19% Rarely use porn while masturbating.
28.69% Use porn &#39;now and again&#39; while masturbating. 30.47% Use porn &#39;now and again&#39; while masturbating.
44.82% Frequently use porn while masturbating. 13.95% Frequently use porn while masturbating.
12.23% Always use porn while masturbating. 3.83% Always use porn while masturbating.

18.60% Have been caught masturbating by their parents. 14.64% Have been caught masturbating by their parents.

3.25% Like masturbating to drum & bass. 6.17% Like masturbating to drum & bass.
1.51% Like masturbating to classical music. 2.29% Like masturbating to classical music.
85.38% Don&#39;t like to listen to anything while masturbating. 74.84% Don&#39;t like to listen to anything while masturbating.
3.96% Like masturbating to pop music. 6.69% Like masturbating to pop music.
1.31% Like masturbating to rap music. 1.89% Like masturbating to rap music.
4.58% Like masturbating to heavy metal. 8.12% Like masturbating to heavy metal.

88.56% Have masturbated in the shower. 71.93% Have masturbated in the shower.
5.78% Have tried to masturbate in the shower but failed. 15.32% Have tried to masturbate in the shower but failed.

64.34% Have masturbated outside. 44.65% Have masturbated outside.
1.71% Have tried to masturbate outside but failed. 3.14% Have tried to masturbate outside but failed.

51.06% Have masturbated with one or more people. 61.01% Have masturbated with one or more people.

8.70% Use lubricant while masturbating. 7.32% Use lubricant while masturbating.
36.99% Sometimes use lubricant while masturbating. 31.05% Sometimes use lubricant while masturbating.

6.80% Believe it is possible to get an STI from masturbating. 11.15% Believe it is possible to get an STI from masturbating.

22.07% Have masturbated over a family member. 8.46% Have masturbated over a family member.

5.81% Believe their habits aren&#39;t normal. 5.77% Believe their habits aren&#39;t normal.

Source: http://www.playwithyourself.co.uk

:blink: Yohohohogi.......

[Yogi]

Boys:18.60% Have been caught masturbating by their parents. Girls:14.64% Have been caught masturbating by their parents.


Who can tell a juicy tale on that one..........

:lol: Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Still waitinghttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hideingbhindcurtian.gif

Jonno B)

[clocker]

1.71% Have tried to masturbate outside but failed. 3.14% Have tried to masturbate outside but failed.

Failed&#33;&#33;?? :o

Afraid of getting caught by Bambi"s mom most likely...

[Barbarossa]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 10:22
51.06% Have masturbated with one or more people. 61.01% Have masturbated with one or more people.

Nice... :P



6.80% Believe it is possible to get an STI from masturbating. 11.15% Believe it is possible to get an STI from masturbating.


What??? :lol:


&nbsp; &nbsp;
22.07% Have masturbated over a family member. 8.46% Have masturbated over a family member.


What What WhAAAAT????? :o :o :o

[Mr. Mulder]

Whats a masturbate?

[Knuckles187]

Originally posted by barbarossa@21 October 2003 - 12:40


&nbsp;
22.07% Have masturbated over a family member. 8.46% Have masturbated over a family member.


that is just NASTY....

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Skweeky@7 July 2003 - 07:40
I don&#39;t believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.


lol, ofcourse, I admit, I&#39;m with that 60-70%. :lol: :lol:
Yeah, the other 30%-40% have headaches.

[clocker]

Originally posted by Spindulik@21 October 2003 - 06:31

Yeah, the other 30%-40% have headaches.
Or very long fingernails.

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by Skweeky@7 July 2003 - 11:40
I don&#39;t believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.


lol, ofcourse, I admit, I&#39;m with that 60-70%. :lol: :lol:
can i masterbate with you?

i do it, like, 3 times a day :lol:

[Lamsey]

One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.

And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.

[james_bond_rulez]

lamsey welcome to my world

my dad once caught me "do it" in my bedroom, but i was doing it on my bed lying down with cover on

i dont think he "caught" me but I think that was the fastest ever I&#39;ve put my pants on and pretend to sleep lol

close call

we shouldn&#39;t be ashamed of masterbation it&#39;s really normal in psychological sense. releases your sexual energy so you dont get bottled up.

[Adster]

Ive never been caught thank god

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 October 2003 - 14:48
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.

And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.
You&#39;re speaking from experience there, Lamsey??

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

Yogi

[Lamsey]

Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in &#39;self-abuse&#39;.

This is probably one of the defining reasons behind my member title...

[MetroStars]

One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.

And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.

:lol: :lol:

Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat... :lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in &#39;self-abuse&#39;.


You mean you have a girlfriend??

What&#39;s a happy position??

Indulging in self-abuse??

Abuse??

Who tought you how to wank, cos i think you must have had some bad experience there....., calling it abuse.....

I&#39;m a 44 year-old hormonebomb, well provided by my girl, but i still find it quite

amusing to be gooood to myself once in a while(duh....), or twice, or, nahhh...

:P Yogi

[Mr. Mulder]

Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat...&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

:lol: where were they hidden, what were they?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 15:35
1) You mean you have a girlfriend??

2) What&#39;s a happy position??

3) Abuse??
1) I have a girlfriend, yes.

2) ;)

3) It&#39;s a phrase used over here in Scotland to describe the act of Bashing Your Bishop.

[MetroStars]

where were they hidden, what were they?

Well they where sorta hidden under my bed, not very well hidden i must admit...

there wos 8 mags if i remember right, i think most where Hustler, but there wos a a girls next door porn mag, and this 1 anal hardcore mag... i bet she thought i wos a right dirty bastard :lol:

[Yogi]

Bashing Your Bishop.


Wow&#33;

Never heard of that one&#33;&#33;

How many other nicknames do you guys know for Peeling Your Pope??

:lol: Yogi

[Lamsey]

"Going out with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"

"Indulging Oneself"

(one for Metrostars) "Tickling the Tiddler"

[zapjb]

From my experience of talking to close friends. I&#39;d say only 40-60% of women drown the man in the boat. And of those women that don&#39;t fiddle with themselves I&#39;d say half grab a convienent partner when neccesary.

And for guys I&#39;d say 95% wank. The remaining 5% get prostrate cancer.

When considering a girl for a girlfriend. I always ask them if they masturbate on a regular basis. The ones that do are a good time & sometimes good girlfriends. The girls that don&#39;t masturbate are awful lovers. And stuckup too. Never works out with them.

[The Knife Thrower]

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 October 2003 - 15:53
"Going out with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"

"Indulging Oneself"

(one for Metrostars) "Tickling the Tiddler"
What about:

Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman.

[Alucard1475]

Originally posted by Adster@21 October 2003 - 23:53
Ive never been caught thank god
Make that two. :shifty:

[SaGe FrAnCiS]

Originally posted by Alucard1475+21 October 2003 - 16:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alucard1475 @ 21 October 2003 - 16:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@21 October 2003 - 23:53
Ive never been caught thank god
Make that two. :shifty: [/b][/quote]
:D :D :D make that three

[Spendog]

Originally posted by zapjb@21 October 2003 - 15:55
The girls that don&#39;t masturbate are awful lovers. And stuckup too. Never works out with them.
SO TRUE&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Lilmiss]

of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we&#39;d have pants of dust. :D

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lil+angel.gif

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 October 2003 - 14:11
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we&#39;d have pants of dust. :D

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lil+angel.gif
OMG&#33;&#33; PMSL&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

trust the crazy wench to tell it to us straight http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/clap.gif :lol: :lol:

[RGX]

I know some girls who masturbate daily :blink:

I cant keep up with them :D

[Wrongturn]

everyone has a wank at lest once in there life and thats the truth

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by NikkiD+21 October 2003 - 20:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 21 October 2003 - 20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@21 October 2003 - 14:11
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we&#39;d have pants of dust.&nbsp; :D

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lil+angel.gif
OMG&#33;&#33; PMSL&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
that is so sad....and yet so true

:P :lol:

[TRAVELBUG]

whats the old saying?


a wank in the hand
is worth 2 fingers up the bush :D
now u got me replying to this topic, shame on me :rolleyes:

[Biggles]

I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said something like

"Ah yes&#33; that rare occasion when the pleasure given equals the pleasure received"

:rolleyes:

All I am going to say on the subject.

B)

[Smooch]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 October 2003 - 19:11
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we&#39;d have pants of dust. :D

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/lil+angel.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol: