My Eyesbrow

[Lamsey]

This post is for all those kind people who keep informing me that I have one eyesbrow, or those who ask whether I do or not after seeing my new avatar.


- Yes, I know I have one eyesbrow.
- No, I am not going to get it plucked or shaven because I don't care about it enough.
- The proper term is 'eyesbrow'; "unibrow" is just plain wrong.


Hope this clears things up for everyone :)

[kAb]

ewwwww... and weemouse can stand this?! :x
:lol:

[Livy]

"cough" its unibrow :rolleyes:

[neil1967]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[(¯`·._.·[Rob]·._.·´¯)]

arrrrr i fill sorry for bring it up now :( :(



and yes i go for UniBrow as well

[Bender]

So... why do you have two eyes then? :D




And: Wouldn't http://www.gaycork.com/forum/avatars/futurama_leela.gif be a better suited girlfriend for you? :lol:

[Lamsey]

Eyebrow = a line of hair that goes over one eye.

Eyesbrow = a line of hair that goes over both eyes.


And no @Bender - unlike Skweeky, I don't want to go out with a character from Futurama! :P

[Skweeky]

I only choose Bender because Leela was already taken :unsure:

[iMartin]

*cough*uni*cough*brow*cough* :lol:

[NikkiD]

Why do I have the sudden urge to get out the hot wax?

[Lamsey]

Why do I have the sudden urge to get out the hot wax?
Kinky ;)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by NikkiD@7 July 2003 - 20:50
Why do I have the sudden urge to get out the hot wax?
Don't know, please tell us :D

I've got em too Lamsey, but I have to admit I pluck my 'monobrow' :D :lol:

It's good to get rid of unwanted hair............where ever it is ;) :D

Jonno B)

[WeeMouse]

I don't mind it.........welll, not that much! :lol:

[MetroStars]

There's no shame in shaving your brow i do mine when ever the fucker starts growing back again.

[TheDave]

i always thought it was

UNOBROW

[Illuminati]

I was actually thinking 'hairy caterpillar' :blink:

[monkfi5h]

Lamesy Im sorry to say it but you looked better with long hair :(

Least it took attention away from the head moustache youve got going on there

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by monkfi5h@7 July 2003 - 23:13
Lamesy Im sorry to say it but you looked better with long hair :(

Least it took attention away from the head moustache youve got going on there
:lol:

ROFL

oops i mean...er...lamsey you look nice with or without long hair! :)

[hypoluxa3k]

i'm just gonna tell you what Mr Burns would say:

Shave those sideburns!

[hypoluxa3k]

DAMMIT LAMSEY I SAID SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS!!!

we're not in Cuba no more, you know!

[iMartin]

No dont shave it, it will just grow back even fuzzyier, wax it ;)

[hypoluxa3k]

Originally posted by [-Crono-]@7 July 2003 - 22:42
No dont shave it, it will just grow back even fuzzyier
like my shoulders? :(

[monkfi5h]

What about plucking, how does that affect growth?

[WeeMouse]

Dunno but it hurts like hell!

[the_faceman]

i can feel a poll coming on......

"To shave/pluck or not to shave/pluck.....that is the question...."

[Lamsey]

I already said, I really don't care enough to go to the bother of shaving/waxing/plucking.

And yes, Shaving would make it grow back thicker.

[the_faceman]

electrolysis.

supposedly it makes the hair follicle die. all i remember electrolysis doing was copper plating metal in chemistry using a copper sulphate solution.

i saw this on www.fakeadvertisers.co.uk .......


For one low, low payment of £800, you can be rid of any of the following:

monobrows, moustaches, ear and nose hair.
chest, back, and shoulder hair.
hairy palms treated for £100 extra. (no guarantee of lasting effects).

[hypoluxa3k]

Originally posted by the_faceman@7 July 2003 - 23:10

For one low, low payment of £800, you can be rid of any of the following:

monobrows, moustaches, ear and nose hair.
chest, back, and shoulder hair.
hairy palms treated for £100 extra. (no guarantee of lasting effects).
oh, my prayers have been answered!!!

[hobbes]

No, shaving is no big deal. I have a potential monobrow myself. I just take one swipe at the end of regular shaving and I pass as a normal human.

You don't care? You are a fine looking young man and all people want to talk about is your brow. Take the 2 seconds it takes per week to address the issue.

Anyway, I'm glad for Weemouse that your underarm stink is also not "worth the effort".

Just do it, like yesterday, unless this is what you stand for. I would chose something else, myself.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I would like to step forward and apologize if i offended you when i mentioned it. It was not meant in meanness, in fact it was full of love! i really must take some sensitivity classes as i even refer to a one armed friendly as being handy. :)

[dlingeverything]

Originally posted by Bender@7 July 2003 - 14:21
So... why do you have two eyes then? :D




And: Wouldn't http://www.gaycork.com/forum/avatars/futurama_leela.gif be a better suited girlfriend for you? :lol:
ahahah lol

and its definitely

UNIBROW

[Spindulik]

Here is a photo when he had TWO eyebrows.
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/Lamsey.gif

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Spindulik@8 July 2003 - 07:45
Here is a photo when he had TWO eyebrows.
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/Lamsey.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MediaSlayer]

don't feel bad Lamsey I have thick hairs that grow from the area of my adam's apple that I have to pluck or the get long... wee mouse love her big brow man

[Riddler]

Liam, may I say.....that is a fine brow you have there. My aunt Gilda, who was born in Hungary, used to tell me the story of how all the women in her neighborhood were always swooning over her future husband because it was considered a sign of intelligence to have brow hair that was not separated. The belief was; if a man was unfortunate enough to have been born with a gap in his brow, his wits would slowly leak out of said gap and over time become an incompetent fool. Sadly, that physical trait was not passed on to me but I have compensated for the meager growth above my eyes, since I was a young boy, by concentrating extremely hard during even the smallest of tasks. Over the years, this practice has permanently furrowed my forehead to the point where the giant knot that has formed offers the illusion of a gapless brow and I am confident that all women everywhere must use unimaginable self-control to keep from falling at my feet. Unibrows of the world.............I say; if you got it, flaunt it !!










;)

[brotherdoobie]

Let's have a poll on this matter.
Lamsey be a sport and make one for those for the unibrow,
and those who would like to place a razor or wax in shared folder
for u to dl ;)



Peace brotherdobie :lol: :lol:

[TIBZ]

im arab myself and i take care of mine make sure it dont grow in and damn u do look like a terrorist lmfao

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@8 July 2003 - 03:29
I would like to step forward and apologize if i offended you when i mentioned it. It was not meant in meanness, in fact it was full of love! i really must take some sensitivity classes as i even refer to a one armed friendly as being handy. :)
No offence taken.

As I said, I don't care enough about how I look to do something about it, but it does irk me when every man and his dog feels they have to comment on it.
No individual comment annoys me; rather it is the inundation of comments which bug me. The reason I created this topic was to let people discuss it sensibly(ish) without it popping up everywhere else in the board - isaw it coming up in about 4 different areas of the board when I made the change.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Lamsey+8 July 2003 - 04:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 8 July 2003 - 04:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HeavyMetalParkingLot@8 July 2003 - 03:29
I would like to step forward and apologize if i offended you when i mentioned it. It was not meant in meanness, in fact it was full of love&#33; i really must take some sensitivity classes as i even refer to a one armed friendly as being handy. :)
No offence taken.

As I said, I don&#39;t care enough about how I look to do something about it, but it does irk me when every man and his dog feels they have to comment on it.
No individual comment annoys me; rather it is the inundation of comments which bug me. The reason I created this topic was to let people discuss it sensibly(ish) without it popping up everywhere else in the board - isaw it coming up in about 4 different areas of the board when I made the change. [/b][/quote]
Lamsey it&#39;s all in fun.........but can we have the poll?
be a sport :D


Peace brotherdoobie B)

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Lamsey@8 July 2003 - 02:46


As I said, I don&#39;t care enough about how I look to do something about it, but it does irk me when every man and his dog feels they have to comment on it.

For the record L, my dog thinks you&#39;re the bee&#39;s knees. :D

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Riddler+8 July 2003 - 10:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 8 July 2003 - 10:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@8 July 2003 - 02:46


As I said, I don&#39;t care enough about how I look to do something about it, but it does irk me when every man and his dog feels they have to comment on it.

For the record L, my dog thinks you&#39;re the bee&#39;s knees. :D [/b][/quote]
I once tried to say something was "the bees knees " and "the dogs bollocks".i accidently said "oh that&#39;s the bee&#39;s bollocks......."

:"> :lol:

[j2k4]

For the record, Lamsey&#39;s reference (eyesbrow) should be given deferrence; it is technically as correct, perhaps more so, than "unibrow", and, after all, it is his. I would also like to note the inclusion of the sibilant "S" in Lamsey&#39;s version adds immeasurably to the pleasure of it&#39;s pronunciation.

I applaud this expression of uniqueness, typical of what we have come to expect of him.

Do what you will, Liam-however, in the unlikely event we ever stumble over one another in a pub, I would appreciate your leaving it as is for purposes of recognition.

[Proper Bo]

I still think it&#39;s monobrow like :P

[DarthInsinuate]

i have conjoined eyebrows - i pluck it subconsiously whenever i&#39;m nervous or bored

i tells ya it looks pretty dumb after a good session because one &#39;brow ends up longer than the other

[Celerystalksme]

Heaps of people have a unibrow...except some people get rid of it...

least you ain&#39;t as hairy as robin williams...the man is one of the greats but my god he is hairy...

and i pluck mine when it comes back...it hasn&#39;t for a while though...

[TheDave]

omg whats with the plucking.

if he says hes fine with it hes fine with it

[Celerystalksme]

i get bored easily...no wonder im on here a bit...

[Spindulik]

I read somewhere that men should pluck (or remove) the eyebrow hairs between the eyebrows, prior to applying for a job.

[mutterings]

Has no one seen a company of wolves?? :blink: "Never trust a man whos eyebrows(unibrow unobrow ;) ) meet" ;)

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by mutterings@8 July 2003 - 08:55
Has no one seen a company of wolves?? :blink: "Never trust a man whos eyebrows(unibrow unobrow ;) ) meet" ;)
Is your AVATAR "safe sex"?

[mutterings]

Originally posted by Spindulik+8 July 2003 - 17:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 8 July 2003 - 17:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mutterings@8 July 2003 - 08:55
Has no one seen a company of wolves?? :blink: "Never trust a man whos eyebrows(unibrow unobrow ;) ) meet" ;)
Is your AVATAR "safe sex"? [/b][/quote]
yup.:lol: