Jim, You cock-sucking Lesbian.

[manker]

If anyone of the bored will appreciate it, you will.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

[Something Else]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5674/2005433572395480208rsse5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[peat moss]

Sorry Manker , but a cock sucking lesboo sounds like a wet dream . What you mean ?

[CrabGirl]

Doesnt that mean she'll blow you but not let you in?

[peat moss]

Doesnt that mean she'll blow you but not let you in?

Duck or Swallow , different birds . :)

[CrabGirl]

Doesnt that mean she'll blow you but not let you in?

Duck or Swallow , different birds . :)

:lol:

[Something Else]

Sorry Manker , but a cock sucking lesboo sounds like a wet dream . What you mean ?

Check the $20 thread./........

[Proper Bo]

hoi, unemployable doletard, why have ewe got the northumberland flag as your flag?

[Something Else]

Hoi Bo, So that's what it is, u know ur flags. :blink:
I was just being seasonal, I had Northumberland sausages for dinner this week....mostly...:huh:

[Proper Bo]

Hoi Bo, So that's what it is, u know ur flags. :blink:
I was just being seasonal, I had Northumberland sausages for dinner this week....mostly...:huh:

I know that particular flag, like, northumberland is only a couple of miles from here.

wtf are northumberland sausages tho'?

[CrabGirl]

Hoi Bo, So that's what it is, u know ur flags. :blink:
I was just being seasonal, I had Northumberland sausages for dinner this week....mostly...:huh:

I know that particular flag, like, northumberland is only a couple of miles from here.

wtf are northumberland sausages tho'?

Ones without jackets which sizzle in a funny accent.

[Proper Bo]

I know that particular flag, like, northumberland is only a couple of miles from here.

wtf are northumberland sausages tho'?

Ones without jackets which sizzle in a funny accent.

Aha, your attempt at geordie mockery has backfired, woman, cause newcastle isn't in northumberland:snooty:

[Something Else]

Not really, I'm a vegetarian...You surprised me with your coincidental flag knowledges....

[CrabGirl]

Ones without jackets which sizzle in a funny accent.

Aha, your attempt at geordie mockery has backfired, woman, cause newcastle isn't in northumberland:snooty:

Where is it then, Scotland?:blink:

[Proper Bo]

Aha, your attempt at geordie mockery has backfired, woman, cause newcastle isn't in northumberland:snooty:

Where is it then, Scotland?:blink:

It's in Tyne And Wear, obviousement.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Tyne_and_Wear_outline_map_with_UK.png/240px-Tyne_and_Wear_outline_map_with_UK.png
(northumberland is right above, like)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/EnglandNorthumberland.png

[Something Else]

He is a geographical expert, especially up North. Don't mess..

[CrabGirl]

Where is it then, Scotland?:blink:

It's in Tyne And Wear, obviousement.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Tyne_and_Wear_outline_map_with_UK.png/240px-Tyne_and_Wear_outline_map_with_UK.png
(northumberland is right above, like)

Really? :huh:

[Proper Bo]

It's in Tyne And Wear, obviousement.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Tyne_and_Wear_outline_map_with_UK.png/240px-Tyne_and_Wear_outline_map_with_UK.png
(northumberland is right above, like)

Really? :huh:
:no2:

[CrabGirl]

Really? :huh:
:no2:

:01:

[manker]

They hang monkeys in Northumberland.

The only reason I knew that flag was the Northumberland flag was 'cos RF used it a year or so back.
At the time, I was all lyke; 'counties have flags' :huh:

[Proper Bo]

You're just a slag with crabs.

edit: @crabgirl, like

[CrabGirl]

:glag: Thanks

[Something Else]

You're just a slag with crabs.

edit: @crabgirl, like

phew...thought my secret woz out.. :shutup:

[Proper Bo]

They hang monkeys in Northumberland.

Rod?

That's hartlepool in county durham.

[Something Else]

You really do know your england Bo...where is Shingay-Cum-Wendy then? (It's a real place honest).

[manker]

They hang monkeys in Northumberland.

Rod?

That's hartlepool in county durham.
Why would you think I'd rod you on a subject so dear to your heart :naughty:

I saw that phoatieshawp about where Hadrians wall was and I was all like who fucking cares.
Then I realised that to northerners, borders and boundaries are serious business :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

You really do know your england Bo...where is Shingay-Cum-Wendy then? (It's a real place honest).

No, I just know the area near me, like.

Oh and Shingay cum Wendy is a civil parish in the English county of Cambridgeshire. :schnauz:

[Proper Bo]

Rod?

That's hartlepool in county durham.
Why would you think I'd rod you on a subject so dear to your heart :naughty:

I saw that phoatieshawp about where Hadrians wall was and I was all like who fucking cares.
Then I realised that to northerners, borders and boundaries are serious business :smilie4:

Of course they are, they're what separate us from the scottish and the southern pooves.

edit: the mspaint hadrian's wall thing was to educate snee, like. He can't help being ignorant; he's foreign

oh and thewiztard too, cause he still seems convinced it's still the border.

[Something Else]

You really do know your england Bo...where is Shingay-Cum-Wendy then? (It's a real place honest).

No, I just know the area near me, like.

Oh and Shingay cum Wendy is a civil parish in the English county of Cambridgeshire. :schnauz:


OMG correct again :O Does he google?

[Proper Bo]

No, I just know the area near me, like.

Oh and Shingay cum Wendy is a civil parish in the English county of Cambridgeshire. :schnauz:


OMG correct again :O Does he google?

Maybe if you buy me a drink or two. :kiss:

[manker]

Why would you think I'd rod you on a subject so dear to your heart :naughty:

I saw that phoatieshawp about where Hadrians wall was and I was all like who fucking cares.
Then I realised that to northerners, borders and boundaries are serious business :smilie4:

Of course they are, they're what separate us from the scottish and the southern pooves.

edit: the mspaint hadrian's wall thing was to educate snee, like. He can't help being ignorant; he's foreign

oh and thewiztard too, cause he still seems convinced it's still the border.
Ja, they're both foreign. It's a crying shame.
It's even worse for Snee 'cos he's foreign and short. I wonder if he was watching the rugby earlier, we pwned his tiny Japanian countrymen :happy:

[Proper Bo]

Of course they are, they're what separate us from the scottish and the southern pooves.

edit: the mspaint hadrian's wall thing was to educate snee, like. He can't help being ignorant; he's foreign

oh and thewiztard too, cause he still seems convinced it's still the border.
Ja, they're both foreign. It's a crying shame.
It's even worse for Snee 'cos he's foreign and short. I wonder if he was watching the rugby earlier, we pwned his tiny Japanian countrymen :happy:

Snee's not short!1:o

I saw that phoatie of when he caught that enormously massive lobster and it was well tiny compared to his arm!1:O

[Something Else]

I was seriously :lol: at that ^ rugby comment...
And Bo if u don't mind a pint followed by a bit of straight-on-straight googling, I'm game ;)

[Proper Bo]

I was seriously :lol: at that ^ rugby comment...
And Bo if u don't mind a pint followed by a bit of straight-on-straight googling, I'm game ;)

straight-on-straight?
Is that like "I'm not gay, he sucked me off":unsure:

[manker]

Ja, they're both foreign. It's a crying shame.
It's even worse for Snee 'cos he's foreign and short. I wonder if he was watching the rugby earlier, we pwned his tiny Japanian countrymen :happy:

Snee's not short!1:o

I saw that phoatie of when he caught that enormously massive lobster and it was well tiny compared to his arm!1:O
So he's a giant in his homeland, is he :unsure:

I forgot about those pics and yeah that lobster kept his village fed for seven days and nights.
It was fucking big as fuck.

[MediaSlayer]

Not really, I'm a vegetarian...You surprised me with your coincidental flag knowledges....

oh so you're not counting the other meat you eat?


all this talk of sausages makin' me HARDly amused at your lil' internet scribblings mr. dole

[Chip Monk]

Forgive me for asking and I know it's entirely irrelevant. However what is this thread actually about.

[manker]

Forgive me for asking and I know it's entirely irrelevant. However what is this thread actually about.
Some chap called me a sheep-shagging wanker - callum the hun said that calling someone a sheep-shagging wanker was a bit like saying that some flowe is a cock-sucking lesbian.

I lol'd and then thought of you. Which I do oft times after a Babycham or three.

[Alien5]

They hang monkeys in Northumberland.

Rod?

That's hartlepool in county durham.

i went to hartlepool when i was little, its a seaside town, i bought a fake dodshit in the jokeshop there :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Ken Dodd was really popular up there, was he

[Biggles]

Allan is a Diddy man?

Much is explained

[Alien5]

nope, i got some rellies in up-north, i would like to go into more detail but...

[Chip Monk]

Forgive me for asking and I know it's entirely irrelevant. However what is this thread actually about.
Some chap called me a sheep-shagging wanker - callum the hun said that calling someone a sheep-shagging wanker was a bit like saying that some flowe is a cock-sucking lesbian.

I lol'd and then thought of you. Which I do oft times after a Babycham or three.

A cock-sucking lesbian made you think of me. I'm flattered obviously, but also a wee bit scared.

I take it your drinking of the Babycham was post the Welshbhoys rugger thrashing of the mighty Japon. Only such a quality result would lead to you imbibing on a school night.

[Something Else]

But my B3ta pic is up to page 4 :D

[Chip Monk]

But my B3ta pic is up to page 4 :D

A b3ta pic of you, or by you.

I know, it's that pished trampy Santa, that's you that is.

[Something Else]

I'll give you a clue, I'm not Amy Winehouse or Santa :blink:

[Chip Monk]

That's me first two guesses wasted.