This things for an FTN invite

[theking375]

I know trading for a FTN invite is against the rules. So instead, I give this for a FTN invite:


First, a picture that represents me without a FTN invite:







































http://www.clantynker.com/images/gallery/Sam-Sad-ClownLG.jpg




Second, a story about me and my quest for a FTN invite:


Six months ago I was married with three children. I'm 38 years old and been married to my wife for 16 years. Then, one day while surfing the internet I heard of a magical, wondrous place called FTN. I tried to register, but alas, I discovered it was invite only and I couldn't get an invite from anyone.

For some reason, this frustration of not getting a FTN account coincided with some problems I was having in my marriage. For example, my wife said, "Honey, you're going to be late for work. Get off the computer and get ready." I couldn't believe my ears. I responded, "You don't understand me! My life will not be complete until I have a FTN invite!" She looked at me oddly. I said, "It must be nice to just stay at home all day. Housekeeping? Hah! I have to go to work, provide for this family, and find FTN invites. Do you realize what kind of pressure I'm under?"

Or a few weeks later when she said, "Your boss just called and fired you. He said your attendance at work has been erratic, and when you do show up, you fail to go to any meetings or actually do any work of any kind. He had the tech guys check your web history and you've been spending all your time looking on the internet at something called 'torrents'. What is wrong with you?"

My wife was pretty upset. She went to stay with her sister for a few days, leaving me to take care of the kids. I thought I'd get some peace, but they bugged me too. They'd say, "Dad, you haven't fed us in two days. Please, make us something!" Silly kids, eh? All I could say was "I wish I had your problems. Eating, playing. Someday you're going to grow up and have a lot bigger problems. Do you know how hard it is to get a FTN invite?"

Anyway, my wife filed for divorce. She got the house, but it was no big deal. Fine, keep the house. Actually, I was happy I hadn't gotten a FTN invite already. I'm sure she would have fought me tooth and nail for it in court. I talked to her recently, and she said she's dating someone new. I'm not sure if it was true, but I think she was saying it to hurt me. I can't wait until I get a FTN invite so I can show it off in her face. We'll see who is hurting then.


http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_57/11466782357olZyX.jpg

And now a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I vow to kill anyone
who tries to trade FTN invites


I give this glorious thread to you with the hope of a FTN invite. Thank you.

[Enlightened]

No offense, I like her, she looks kinda "slutty". my kind of a Girl....

Your Poem do not "rhyme"??


It should read like this

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am such a Smug
And It SUCKS !!

Here I did the correction for U............LOL

[fstrulz]

I bet you're one of children in that story...

...and that sorry@$$ mofo is your dad.

[TheDude]

I thinks ppl get out of proportion to get trackers...

Good Luck anyway :)

I think ppl get out of proportion to get trackers...
Good Luck :)

[limpingaret]

all sort of melodramatic storys nowadays :lol:

[rapesauce10]

Haha wow that was funny shit, GJ.

[rotem1984]

funny story.
I Bet u made it up...

[fstrulz]

But if that story is true...

Start taking your family back and also try taking your old job back...

...and make sure to be at work on time and don't miss anymore Clown meetings. :)

[rotem1984]

If its true,u have no life m8
torrents is not the main thing in life.
Get a job and return to your wife
and you dont feed your kids for two days?!
what kind of a father r u?!

[Konsignacija]

Give your computer to someone , that will resolve your bigest problem :)

[DV8type]

wtf, if your serious, you need to get your priorities straight. Family first everything else, especially hobbies later.

nevermind....this has to be a joke. imo a lame one....back of the line chump

[scribble]

umm.. this is a joke? right?

[game1283]

uhm.. it is not good posting threads like MY threads.. the pattern.. and all the things.. I am being offensed..

please take time and think about your Original style of posting.. do not copy others.. and the titles of other's post..

and you are making this threads funny.. laughing at my style..

Thank you

[kelly338825]

funny story.
I Bet u made it up...

Funny Story,
but I really hope u made it up!

[unattended]

uhm.. it is not good posting threads like MY threads.. the pattern.. and all the things.. I am being offensed..

please take time and think about your Original style of posting.. do not copy others.. and the titles of other's post..

You quoted like 800 people in yours...how is THAT original?

[theking375]

Guys, do I need to change my thread?

I just got an angry PM from game1283:


your thread was entitled almost exactly how I entitled my thread.. the contents are almost patterned.. please respect.. edit it out..

I hope you got more ideas in getting an invite, not just Copying another's Idea..

please edit it.. change your title...

I'm am being offensed.

I think he's referring to:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bittorrent-invites-90/t-this-things-sct-invite-232183

and

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bittorrent-invites-90/t-i-give-all-ftn-invite-223794

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2722890/2/istockphoto_2722890_happy_clown.jpg
What do I do? :ph34r:

[killer23]

i think its getting out of hand, its like when i was a kid and i really liked these new shoes that lit up, all my friends said it was cool and shit, and i kept nagging my mom till she finally gave me them and that was like 2 years after they were released, my point is that stop begging and nagging like kid just for a fu*king tracker which is just a little bit faster, thats all, its 99.9% hype, when you get FTN it wil be like "ummm, not bad", so fu*k off and stop begging.

p.s i would love a FTN invite (just joking :P)

[_coder_]

You didnt feed yous kids for two days just because of your stupid quest for an FTN invite. WTF is wrong with you...please tell me...are you mad?

[theking375]

I'd like to quote game1283 to better express how I feel:




http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3716/sadnesssorrowgh3.jpg (http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/17/991280/Sadness%20And%20Sorrow.mp3)

I pray that someone will consider me for an invite, I will do all for it, I will give love.. a spirit of truthfulness, I never think of faking the tracker.. If you will give me a chance, I will be happy to show my determination for the tracker.. thanks for everything FST..



The tracker will be my new wife and all of my fellow FTN members will be my new family.

[rotem1984]

This threat is ridiculous

[SgtMajor]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and sarcasm is the lowest form of wit :D

[JA]

Seriously? You fucked your family over for something on the internet? Seriously?

Wow, mate just know that computers can't talk, they can't always make you happy, and they can't do things your wife can.

I'll give you FTN when you get back with your wife. :)

[DefX]

This invite request is invalid for reasons I will not disclose here. Locked.

[theking375]

The FTN Tracker

My whole life, it seems
I've spent only waiting
For the perfect tracker
My mind's always painting

I've searched and searched
But the end's all alike
I'll go to bed empty
Sleep alone for the night

Suddenly, my hopes grow limp
My portrait fades to bland
I realize that my search must end
There is no perfect tracker

But FTN proved me wrong
You showed me what's right
And handed back that paintbrush
To paint again tonight

But there is no need to paint
My work is nearly done
Because of FTN the colors returned
The light of love has won

My whole life of waiting
Has a tracker to end my strife
My dream has been accomplished:
The portrait came to life



http://www.humor-archive.com/m/clown.jpg


:lips::wub:This I give for a FTN Invite. :wub::lips:


Me------->:inlove:<--------FTN

[KFlint]

what a sad and pathetic story. hope 0% of this is true...!

[Toufas]

itt: people that didnt understand what the OP wanted to say

[Dr_Green_Thumb]

give the psycho an invite

[G-Force]

This is clearly a joke ppl

[RaPPeR]

Its kinda hard to believe that it's true .
If it is true ,You lost your life because of FTN ?!
You should leave all the torrenting shit .
Still , I don't think that it is true story .

[John1988]

jesus he is FTN maniac
poor kids.. didnt eat for 2 days ... man your pathetic

[bblogs]

There's only 2 options....

1) This story is completely made up, making it not relevant at all to whether or not he deserves an FTN invite. A person who says "I want FTN" deserves FTN more because he has the decency to be honest.

2) The story is true, therefore he has no sense of responsibility or moral judgment, therefore he should never get an invite to FTN....

G/L with that invite mate :lol:

[GoLDeN]

Give your computer to someone , that will resolve your bigest problem :)
that would be nice

[p1r4t3]

So, I am curious. Which wife will u be on when u r asking for UK-T? No.3 or No.4?

[xJohnxSmithx]

Well its too bad you lost the house, cuz i would've given you the invite for it. The wife and kids don't hold much weight with me though. Do you have anything else of value? Maybe,,,a car? if so PM me and we'll talk. !

[amirji]

Brandon, what do you have to say?

:-D :-D

[Saroman]

I seriosly think MODs should start giving infractions to these kind of threads..

Ok...Requesting an invite is not a sin...But his is beyond anything......

btw


Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and sarcasm is the lowest form of wit :D

Nice Quote :D

[AnestesiaGeral]

I think you need to see more porn...

[spark]

I think you need to see more porn...

You are really sick :D

[enviouz]

good luck getting your ftn invite. but honestly this isnt the way to get one trust me. i honestly think you may need therapy. im not saying this to make you feel bad or to piss you off. it is just my honest opinion. i mean hell you compair your kids not eating for 2 days to you not getting an ftn invite. and whats worse you think the fact that you havent gotten your invite is worse than you kids not eating. that is seriously backwards. it ocures to me that you need to have a serious look at your priorities in life.

[mArs]

ur just like me.. i lost my dog, got kicked out off school and got kicked out of the house by my parents :<
all because of my search for ftn.

btw, if this story is true your pathtic

[nikmash232]

lol looks like a kiddie is new to torrents making up fuc*** up stuff and asking for a ftn lil boy time to do your homework lol leave torrenting :P
man are you people ok ?? can you belive a lame made up story like this he have not fed his kids for 2 days lol you think bieng a dad any 1 can do that lol i would die and kill my self if i cant get feed my daughter i l rather kill some 1 for my kids!! no way this is a small guy making up story just to wash you people's mind shamee on you kid!!!

[Presto]

nikmash232, could you rephrase/translate it for me, please?

[theking375]

Ode to a tracker

Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky,
I start thinking of the tracker and then ask myself, why?
Why do I love it? I think and smile,
because I know the list could run on for miles.
The dreams that I dream, that all involve the tracker,
the possibilities I see and the things we can do.
How the tracker will finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart,
how that deep in my soul, it is the most important part.
I could go on for days, telling of what I feel,
but all you really must know is my love for the tracker is real.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/drunky_the_clown.jpg

:lips::wub::lips::wub:This I give for a FTN Invite. :wub::lips: :wub::lips:

[spark]

Be you alive, be you dead...

Cut the crap and close this thread...

[Presto]

are you kidding? that pic is gonna scare everyone off.

[G-Force]

What is more pathetic is the people in this thread who have actually considered this to be true.

[SgtMajor]

What is more pathetic is the people in this thread who have actually considered this to be true.

Oh noes, you mean to say it isn't real? <shock, horror>

And I was just about to hand over an invite too! :P

[th0r]

Don't do it SgtMajor, it's a trick.

[Adam1990]

This guy doesnt deserve a thing, he gave me a fake rep saying I traded with him to sabotage my FTN request thread.

[bigjoe75]

Man, what levels people go to, to get FTN, great site, but sheesh. lol Good luck.

[supper]

thank u i was looking for thread like this to make my day better:D

[bigjoe75]

thank u i was looking for thread like this to make my day better:D
:lol:

[Chewie]

DefianceX closed this once already.

/Closed again.