balamm
07-08-2003, 02:09 PM
Subject: things that CNN won't report...
April 21, 2002
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! (true story).
Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to
launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets, all
traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the
disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the
windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.
The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo:
... "Defrost the chicken."
April 21, 2002
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! (true story).
Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to
launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets, all
traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the
disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the
windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.
The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo:
... "Defrost the chicken."