Proper Bo, I Tell Thee

[Spindulik]

Can you explain your SIG and AVATAR to the whole lounge for us?
What is it?

What's up with that screen name too?
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/001.JPG http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/bo.gif

I think it is the funniest, but just don't know...

[Lilmiss]

hehe,
everyone laugh at the american.

:D :P :lol:

(only joking! ;) )

[olibomb]

u never heard of Bo Selecta?

[TheDave]

Bo Selecta (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=42828)

these will explain. for a teaser download micheal jackass moonwalking or craig david breaks america. funny as f...

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by olibomb@8 July 2003 - 12:35
u never heard of Bo Selecta?
No, I have not. Must be UK thing, or something

[MetroStars]

Those sigs r from Bo Selecta The Funniest tv show out at the moment...

Especially those Michael Jackson sketches

Petay Pan MotherFucker

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/jackson.jpg

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/mel%20b.jpg

How do u Bastards

[TheDave]

official minisite (http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bo_selecta/index.html)

theres some tiny snippits here but they arent that funny and no-one outside uk would get em cos theyre about big brother

Edit: just watched some and they actually quite funny :lol: :D :lol:

[Proper Bo]

:D Proper Bo!

[scribblec]

shermooooooonneeeeeeeeee motherfucker

im micheal jackass

anyone watchin the new episodes?

[Spindulik]

Okay, so now I get it. I think.

Haven't been able to download any of those clips yet. But I keep trying. I'm sure they'll be fun to watch.

In the meantime, what is "Bo"? The only BO I know is 'Bo Diddley'. Are any of you American's with me on this?

Alright, then what is Selecta? Sounds foreign to me. Sounds like something you do.

Fill me in people.

[monkfi5h]

'Bo' means good...I think

And im guessing 'Selecta' means selection

So 'Good Selection', like good choice, or generally good...

I think thats it, Proper Bo or Mathis will tell otherwise :D

[kAb]

damn europeans :rolleyes:

[MetroStars]

Craig David uses Bo selecta in his song lyrics...

and this show uses Craig David as a sketch

[Proper Bo]

Bo means to sort of "good"
Selecta is DJ (selector of music ya see?)
So Bo Selecta means sort of "well done dj or big up the dj " something along those lines
"Proper Bo, I tell thee" is a piss take out of Craig David, it's supposed to be him describing something as being really good (proper bo) and "I tell thee" is as if he has an accent from Barnsley (a small place in England) where that term is used (supposedly)
Hope that cleared some stuff up :D

[Spindulik]

Thanks PB,ITT!

Now, who is Craig David?

[Proper Bo]

A shitty pop/r&b singer, tried to make it big in America about a year ago and failed miserably as all his stuff sounds just like all the american pop/r&b
Anymore questions? :D

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 July 2003 - 00:08
A shitty pop/r&b singer, tried to make it big in America about a year ago and failed miserably as all his stuff sounds just like all the american pop/r&b
Anymore questions? :D
nah man hes good


craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaig daviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddd

[neil1967]

anyone for ice skating with chickens!

[Spindulik]

http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/[email protected]

[balamm]

I DO like what I see on that desk!

[Spindulik]

Hey! I finally got to download the "Bo Selecta" Micheal Jack-Ass 'Moon Walk' video. That dude really moon walks. Even I can 'moon walk'.

Very funny! I bet that the American TV networks will copy that show, tens years from now. Just like "Who's Line is it", "Changing Rooms", "Queer as Folk", "Weakest Link", Who wants to be a Millionaire?", "Big Brother", etc.... etc....

[TheDave]

the police dont like it when you do moonwalking, especially when your as bad and invisible as i am, shamone brother

[Proper Bo]

ahe-hee!
Check ma badself on ma scootay, OWWW:D

[MetroStars]

pass a pile of spoons for my main man Uri Geller, take these spoons away from him he'll b crying like a baby --- Mother Fucking Spoon Lover - Eh

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by MetroStars@9 July 2003 - 23:35
pass a pile of spoons for my main man Uri Geller, take these spoons away from him he'll b crying like a baby --- Mother Fucking Spoon Lover - Eh
:lol:
just read that one :D

P.S. Bump

[MetroStars]

P.S. Bump

I don't get it Bo

[Proper Bo]

I just bumped this from middle of page 2 to the top of page 1 :D

[monkfi5h]

Originally posted by MetroStars@9 July 2003 - 22:35
pass a pile of spoons for my main man Uri Geller, take these spoons away from him he'll b crying like a baby --- Mother Fucking Spoon Lover - Eh
Thats actually my favourite MJ quote, it makes me laugh every single time i hear it...

[MetroStars]

yep that a gr8 MJ quote

[Spindulik]

The 'spoons' must be another UK thing. Fill me in... ...again.

The only "spoon" I know is an American word that is considered derogatory. Offensively taken by the black (African American) population. Calling a person a "spoon' is almost as bad as calling them a nigger.

[balamm]

spoons= Cocaine cooking/ measuring utensil maybe?

[TheDave]

a spoon is that shovel you eat yer cornflakes with. what do you call em

[Proper Bo]

haha, it's just a frickin spoon, as in knife, fork, spoon etc.
Jeez you americans aren't the sharpest :P

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@10 July 2003 - 15:34
haha, it's just a frickin spoon, as in knife, fork, spoon etc.
Jeez you americans aren't the sharpest :P
I'm sorry, I just fail to see the humor or meaning from the "pile of spoons", or that phrase being a favorite.

---

After doing some research, that geller guy, apparently is not famous enough to be known in America. Geller, being able to bend spoons with his mind is a wild farce too dumb for Americans to bother pondering about.

[mogadishu]

damn british.. lol, i love the british, they are so much cooler than us americans. with there crazy shows and bos and stuff.

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by Spindulik@10 July 2003 - 23:48
I'm sorry, I just fail to see the humor or meaning from the "pile of spoons", or that phrase being a favorite.

You really dont get the joke here mate, michael jackson ane uri geller are supposedly best mates you see? and in the sketch he just says that if you take the spoons off him, he'll cry. It's that simple!

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@10 July 2003 - 15:57
....and in the sketch he just says that if you take the spoons off him, he'll cry. It's that simple!
What sketch? It just isn't funny to me.

Okay, do you find South Park funny?

[GutterJim]

i usually love british humor but i missed this one, first time i saw him i figured they were making fun of the mentally/physically challenged again. till i saw his masks
but everyones a fan of some humor or music. or art.

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by GutterJim@10 July 2003 - 19:12
i usually love british humor but i missed this one, first time i saw him i figured they were making fun of the mentally/physically challenged again. till i saw his masks
but everyones a fan of some humor or music. or art.
Humor that makes me laugh:
- some JackAss clips
- Most of South Park
- Few SpongeBob cartoons
- Howard Stern Radio (occasionally)
- George Carlin
- Rat Race (the movie)

Normal stuff, you know....

[monkfi5h]

George Carlin kicks ass, especially in the Jay and Silent Bob Movies

We've probably cleared this up by now but I still like to type shit

And the whole spoon thing, have you never seen the simpsons where homer uses those language tapes (bcause he thinks they are weight loss tapes), and when he comes off them he has to ask marge what 'that thing is you use to dig ice cream with' and she replies 'a spoon?'

So you must have figurered out what a spoon is by now, if you see the Micheal Jackson clip then you'll see a bowl filled with spoons, hence 'Heres a pile of spoons'

Im Babbling :( :unsure:

[MetroStars]

I personally think if Bo Selecta was shown in the US it would b a hit..

Iam from NY and i think Bo Selecta is amazing...

but i have 2 agree with Spindulik below is sum funny stuff

- some JackAss clips
- Most of South Park
- Few SpongeBob cartoons
- Howard Stern Radio

[neil1967]

the avatar clip is ice skating with chickens is it it not? :)

[Proper Bo]

This is naked chicken skating, chamone mother-fucker!

did anyone see tonights ep? It ended with Michael Jackson doing a Sesame Street style thing saying this episode was brought to you by the lettays C M F, chamone mother-fucker. I always thought it was either shamone or jamone.

[neil1967]

of course, naked chicken skating :lol: what was i thinking.
sickest shit i ever saw was the bbq omlette vomit, with bubbles in a bikini eating the shit up, wtf is in that mans head? :o

[Proper Bo]

Y'all didn't think bubbles was a monkey did y'all? Sure, she eats my banana but she don't got an inch of hair on her god-damn body! Ahe-hee!
Bubbles, what have I told you about using my quick-tan? I don't want nobody touchin ma shit! Get yo white ass outta here, shamone! Motherfucker!

[RGX]

lol, americans not finding uri gellers spoon bending fascinating...

didnt you have that guy a while back, in the 80's (or 90's) that could move book pages and pencils with his mind? :D America got enthralled, he even had his own class where he taught people how to train there mind, and it turned out he was just blowing really hard on the pages and pencils :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, anyone would think they were too clever to believe in Uri Geller :D
:lol:

[neil1967]

encore,encore,clap,clap. :lol:

[mutterings]

Originally posted by RGX@11 July 2003 - 23:54
lol, americans not finding uri gellers spoon bending fascinating...

didnt you have that guy a while back, in the 80's (or 90's) that could move book pages and pencils with his mind? :D America got enthralled, he even had his own class where he taught people how to train there mind, and it turned out he was just blowing really hard on the pages and pencils :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wasnt it the yanks that didnt believe in uri doing all their test and shit on live tv... :blink: I believe in god but dont need proof...Americans believe to be in utopia yet its a godless land but wont believe in uri :unsure: ...........damn i am pissed again i hope this makes sense lmao

[Spindulik]

I love the Brits, the humor, culture, etc...


People like Uri Geller ensure that sane people are sane.

By the way, here is my foot again...
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/6toes.jpg

Why do my toes have a few hairs on them. What's that all about?. 5 hairs on a toe? What does that do? Keep it warm in the winter season?

-----

Jesus christ, I have 5 beers and I have to edit this post 10 times to make it read correctly.

[Proper Bo]

:huh: I don't know, mine are like that too! I think it's genetic though as some people dont have it, the same with hairs on the mid-digit (the middle part of your finger)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Spindulik@11 July 2003 - 20:11
By the way, here is my foot again... ...Why do my toes have a few hairs on them. What's that all about?. 5 hairs on a toe? What does that do? Keep it warm in the winter season?

Forget the friggin hair - what the fuck is up with the six toes? :x

[MetroStars]

god dam i just saw the 6 toes

[Proper Bo]

:o ok, that toe wasn't there last time!

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@13 July 2003 - 13:19
:o ok, that toe wasn't there last time!
It was there! You just didn't notice the first time!

[MetroStars]

6 toes is that a good thing or bad thing... it's a gr8 party trick

[scribblec]

didnt even notice 6 toes
saw hair first
then i saw the other toe
u proud?