Crumbcat And Celerystalksme Are Gonna Be Famous

[CrumbCat]

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adthomp Posted: 9 July 2003 - 01:35 

wow that songs everywhere now written by crumbcat and celrery great co writing it will be hitting the charts soon

The following is just the song he is referring to:


Celery Bunch
sung by cartoon kids dressed in celery costumes
the (crunch)es occur when they take a bite

We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery
Now you don't need a fork
And you don't need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that it's (crunch!)
LOUD!
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery!

[Ad]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ohh man its got hit written all over it

[Jayhawk]

thats so funny nice work crumb

[Ad]

actully I would never eat celery its got no taste :lol:

[Jayhawk]

yeah i agree you have to put stuff with it to make it taste good thats just no fun

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

make out song of the year i tell ya.....

[Celerystalksme]

*blushes*...Hmmm munch munch on some celery...gotta give that song to some hot girls :lol: ...gawd this is so emotional...You have given me an idea to write a song about celery...The thing is that i have never eaten celery in my life ;)

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

oh, say it ain't soo-oh-oo

[Jayhawk]

ahahahah celery u so funny

[Celerystalksme]

*This is BULLSHIT*...this topic should of stayed in musicworld because that is where i mostly am at...look at my posts...48% of my posts are at musicworld* and it is about music...song writing is music...gawd damn....delete some useless f*cking topics...not one's that stay on topic...

[CrumbCat]

*This is BULLSHIT*...this topic should of stayed in musicworld because that is where i mostly am at...look at my posts...48% of my posts are at musicworld* and it is about music...song writing is music...gawd damn....delete some useless f*cking topics...not one's that stay on topic...

I AGREE ! ! !

Why was it moved? - IT'S A SONG DAMMIT ! ! !

How much more musical do I need to be????

Who moved it? Anyone gonna admit to their doing and follow up with their reasoning??

[Celerystalksme]

waits and wanders around with felix...

[Jayhawk]

i am joining the protest

[Celerystalksme]

Feeling this injustice...

Now i know how America feels being run by Bush

[CrumbCat]

Someone at least admit to it!

[CrumbCat]

Celery Bunch
sung by cartoon kids dressed in celery costumes
the (crunch)es occur when they take a bite

We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery
Now you don't need a fork
And you don't need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that it's (crunch!)
LOUD!
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery!

[mogadishu]

hehe

[Jayhawk]

where it belongs what kind of beat do u have to your song is it in 4/4 time or what ?

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

put it to yellow submarine

[Celerystalksme]

Thats Classic

[Ad]

How long will it be before our balman friend moves this to the lounge??

[Jayhawk]

somebody?

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

right about...........................

[Jayhawk]

prob be closed or deleted but back to the topic yellow submarine would be funny

[Celerystalksme]

Actually im gonna start a different thread this way it will stay

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

we all live in a celery bunch...

[Ad]

another thread eh?? hmmm

[Jayhawk]

hopefully it will stay

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

i need a fur coat to sing this properly

[Jayhawk]

i need sleep so i can think properly

[Celerystalksme]

wandering is burning to much energy...sits and waits...

[that1dude]

it was most likely that lamsey feller he likes to do stuff like that to innocent threads such as yours. :blink:

[CrumbCat]

I doubt it was Lamsey......

Still waiting....

[Ad]

wow that songs everywhere now written by crumbcat and celrery great co writing it will be hitting the charts soon

[CrumbCat]

Hmmmmmmm......... I never thought of that...........got me thinking now, adthomp

[Illuminati]

What genre are they doing? If it's Country, then I can visualise what the first single would be...

Cat ate the celery and took all the royalties :D

[CrumbCat]

I'm not sure what genre it will be other than to say it WILL NOT be country!

We'll let you know....

[olibomb]

Originally posted by CrumbCat@9 July 2003 - 06:46
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One of the Mods has merged some posts, and this particular post "Crumbcat And Celerystalksme Are Gonna Be Famous" did not read as you see it below.

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adthomp Posted: 9 July 2003 - 01:35 

wow that songs everywhere now written by crumbcat and celrery great co writing it will be hitting the charts soon

The following is just the song he is referring to:


Celery Bunch
sung by cartoon kids dressed in celery costumes
the (crunch)es occur when they take a bite

We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery
Now you don't need a fork
And you don't need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that it's (crunch!)
LOUD!
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery!
now thts BAD :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Actually i reckon we should make it rap or hip-hop so olifag will like it :lol:

[CrumbCat]

Ok, but you'll have to do the singing.....

[Celerystalksme]

I have no problems with singing...just make sure you turn that snare up...I can't hear it in my headphones *lmao* :lol:

[CrumbCat]

Snare? - i was hoping we would go straight to the "Unplugged" style, me on the bongo drums and you at the mic.

[Celerystalksme]

Sure...it beats the shyte out of that stupid manufactured rap/hip hop rubbish...Goin back old skool...

[CrumbCat]

Well put, Celerystalksme

[olibomb]

Hu r u 2? :unsure:

dont't b hating ne types of music coz the people hu say 'hip-hop is manufactured rubbish' and things like tht shut-up u saddos

[Celerystalksme]

Im saying i dislike the new manufactured hip hop...if you disagree i couldn't care less...The shiznit is passed and if you have a problem...go blow some goat balls...

[LTJBukem]

Sure...it beats the shyte out of that stupid manufactured rap/hip hop rubbish...Goin back old skool...


Well put, Celerystalksme

Before i read these two posts i actually thought you were joking about this whole song thing. Now it appears you actually believe what you are writing. Hmm, i suppose you are very young......

This is not music, therefore it belongs in the lounge. I'd call it a very childish attempt at humour, but it's not music.

[Celerystalksme]

Ok yes i am a child...We are really going to do this song aswell

AND THEY ALSO TOOK GULLIBLE OUT OF THE DICTIONARY

so you would of sounded a hell of a lot smarter and less childish if you didn't decide to add your 5 cents into this topic...

[olibomb]

Celerystalksme, do us a favour......go away u fag

[Celerystalksme]

I hear what you are saying olibomb...and it sounds to me like

*wah wah wah wah*

need a tissue??

[olibomb]

nah, i'm jus wonderin how big a loser could 1 person b??????????? :P

[Celerystalksme]

I don't know...im pretty sure you look at the mirror every morning???

[olibomb]

Yea, but i dont c ur cheese grater face staring back at me :lol: :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

No you see a sad desperate little boy instead :)

[olibomb]

k then, i'll take ne description of yourself. So your a sad little boy with a cheese grater face, atleast i no now ;)

[TheDave]

i hunt pigeons with plastic bottles i find in the beck :ph34r:

[Celerystalksme]

That's cool if you want to play a game of reverse's...i will put my maturity level back to where your's is...

[olibomb]

Nah, u jus set yourself up for it really, jackass :D

[TheDave]

i once attacked the dog with a sleeping bag pretending i was steve irwin catching a kangaroo. FETCH THE TARP

[Celerystalksme]

Olibomb...do your worst...im not gonna reply...and im not gonna flame you...just go ahead and pay me out as much as you want...Im bored of your bullshit right now...so go ahead and entertain me with more of your bullshit...And please make it funny and not really lame like usual...

[olibomb]

So u give up, don't worry every1 else does after a while ;)

[TheDave]

aw. i wanted to see if i could split it up :lol: :lol: :lol:

[CrumbCat]

Here's an update to our progress thus far. Read it and weep 'olibomb'

------------------------------------------------

We (Top Five Records) are happy to inform Mr. Celerystalksme and Mr. CrumbCat of our intention to enter into a 5 year recording contract in recognition of their very impressive song entitled: Celery Bunch

The lyrics shall remain as written below:

We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery
Now you don't need a fork
And you don't need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that it's (crunch!)
LOUD!
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!)
Celery, celery!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Top Five Records Contract

This Top Five Records Contract (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") executed and effective this 9th day of July, 2003, by and between Celerystalksme and CrumbCat (Artist) (hereinafter referred to as the "Artist") andTop Five Records (Company) (hereinafter referred to as the "Company"):


IT IS HEREBY UNDERSTOOD

a. Company is an organization, which specializes in the management, recording, recording distribution and representation of musical artists;

b. Company is familiar with the musical abilities of Artist and has the expertise, ability, industry contacts and resources to assist Artist in the furtherance of his/her career.

c. Artist performs under the name "Celery Crumb";

d. Company and Artist wish to enter into this Agreement to provide for the production and distribution of the Recording.



IT IS, THEREFORE, AGREED AS FOLLOWS:

A. TERM. The effectiveness of this Agreement shall commence with its execution by all of the parties, and shall continue thereafter for a period of 5 years.



B. PRODUCTION OF RECORDING. The Recording shall be produced in the following manner:

1. PRODUCTION. Company agrees to produce one master recording consisting of songs written and performed by Artist (hereinafter referred to as the "Songs". The resulting recording (hereinafter referred to as the "Recording") shall include music of not less than forty (40) minutes in playing duration, and shall be of a quality which is equal to master recordings normally produced for commercial distribution.



2. CONTRIBUTION BY ARTIST. Artist agrees to full cooperate with the Company, in good faith, in the production of the Recording; to contribute to such production the music and lyrics embodied in the Songs; to arrange, direct and perform the Songs in such a manner as to facilitate the production of the Recording; and to otherwise strictly observe the remaining duties and obligations of this Agreement.



3. COSTS. Company shall be responsible for all costs incurred in the production of the Recording, including the prepayment of all travel, hotel and meal costs incurred by Artist in attending the recording sessions referenced in Section B.5 herein. Company may recover such receipted expenses pursuant to the production of master recordings or the advancement of the Artist's career. Company's production, promotion, manufacturing and all other bonafide expenses relating to Artist are deemed recoupable from gross income.



4. ARTISTIC CONTROL. Company and Artist shall be jointly responsible for all decisions regarding the artistic content of the Recording.



5. DATES AND LOCATION OF RECORDING SESSIONS. The recording sessions necessary to produce the Recording shall occur at studios and facilities chosen by Company in Los Angeles, CA, commencing on July 11, 2003 and ending on July 10, 2006.



6. ADDITIONAL MUSICIANS. Company shall provide and compensate sufficient and competent musicians to properly perform the Songs, as arranged and directed by Artist and Producer. Company may recover such costs pursuant to Section B3. herein.



7. TITLE. The title of the Recording shall be chosen by agreement between the Company and the Artist.



8. COMPLETION AND RELEASE. The Initial Recording shall be completed and prepared for release and distribution on or before October 10, 2003. Company and Artist acknowledge that time is of the essence in the completion of the Recording, and each agree to exercise all reasonable means to achieve such completion.



9. ASSIGNMENT OF EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS BY ARTIST. Upon the timely occurrence and performance of all material events and obligations required to produce the Recording, Artist shall assign to the Company 05% all of his/her rights, title, and interest in and to the following property, for distribution and commercial exploitation in the United States and Canada:

a. The Songs,

b. Artist's performance of the Songs contained in the Recording,

c. The title of the Recording.



10. LICENSE FOR USE OF NAME AND IMAGE. Upon the timely occurrence and performance of all material events and obligations required to produce the Recording, Artist need not grant to the Company the exclusive license to use the name " C & C", and the Artist's photographic image, in the promotion and distribution of the Recording.



11. FORM OF ASSIGNMENT AND LICENSE DOCUMENTS. The form of documents to be executed by Artist, pursuant to Section C. and D. herein shall be identical to the "Assignments" and "License" respectively attached hereto as Exhibits "C" and "D", and incorporated herein by this reference.



12. COPYRIGHT. Upon Artist's assignment of the Songs pursuant to Section C. herein, Company shall proceed to obtain and secure a copyright for each of the said Songs. Each such

copyright shall be the sole property of the Company.



13. DISTRIBUTION. Commencing with the completion of the Recording and continuing for the term of this Agreement, Company will diligently use its best efforts to secure distribution of the Recording throughout the world, through one or more major distribution companies (including record companies, film companies, or any other company). Any such contract entered into between Company and any such record distribution company shall be subject to the terms of this Agreement.



14. ROYALTIES. In accordance with the rights granted by Artist to Company herein,

Company intends to contract with a record distribution company for distribution of the Recording. Company will be entitled to receive royalties or licensing fees (herein collectively referred to as the "Royalties") as a result of such contract. Royalties shall include any compensation received by Company, or promised to Company, which directly or indirectly results from the use, exploitation or existence of the Recording, or any reproduction applied to satisfy costs incurred and paid by Company pursuant to Sections B.3,and B.6, herein. In the event that Royalties are insufficient to complete such reimbursement, Artist shall not be liable for such costs. The remainder of such Royalties, if any, shall be allocated and distributed between Company and Artist, in the following proportion:

Top Five Records ( 30%) Percent to Company

Celery Crumb ( 70%) Percent to Artist

Royalties due Artist hereunder shall be delivered by Company to Artist within fifteen working days from the Company's receipt thereof.



15. B.M.I. MEMBERSHIP. Within a reasonable time after the execution of this Agreement, Artist shall apply for registration and membership with Broadcast Music Inc. (BMI), a music licensing organization. Company shall be responsible for any cost or expense associated with such application or with the Artist's membership in BMI during the term of this Agreement and the Distribution Period. Company may recover such costs pursuant to Section B#. herein.



16. NON-CIRCUMVENTION. Artist shall not detrimentally interfere with the efforts of Company to distribute the Recording through one or more distribution companies or enter into any contract inconsistent with the rights of distribution assigned to Company hereunder. Artist shall not contact any such potential distribution company except through the offices of the Company.



17. ADDITIONAL PERSONAL SERVICES. For the term of this Agreement, Artist agrees to appear at one or more performances to promote the distribution of the Recording. Company shall schedule and arrange such performances, but Artist shall have the right of prior approval of the location, date and time of each such performance. The total number of performances during the term of this Agreement shall not exceed 5. Company shall be responsible for travel, hotel and meal costs incurred by Artist in attending each such performance, Artist shall be paid one-half (1/2) of the net revenues received by Company for such performances. Such compensation shall be received by Artist within fifteen (15) days from Company's receipt thereof. Company may recover such costs (including travel costs and compensation paid to Artist) pursuant to Section B3. herein.



18. OPTION TO PURCHASE. At any time during the term of this Agreement or thereafter, at Artist's option, Artist may purchase all rights assigned and/or granted to Company hereunder or resulting to Company herefrom (including rights of copyright to any and all of the Songs) for the total sum of:

a. 10% of gross sales to date plus;

b. Any receipted costs expended by Company hereunder, but reimbursed, as of the date of exercise of such option to purchase, plus;

c. 5% of the gross revenues generated thereafter from the Recording.

Exercise of the option shall be accomplished by the delivery of such amount, in cash or certified funds, to Company or its express designee. In the event of such exercise, Company shall promptly execute all documents reasonably necessary to effectuate such transaction. If and upon the exercise of such option, the obligations undertaken by the parties herein shall be exercised.



19. ASSIGNMENT BY COMPANY. Prior to completion of the Recording, the rights and obligations of the Company existing hereunder are personal and unique, and shall not be assigned without the prior written consent of Artist. Subsequent to the completion of the Recording, Company may assign its rights and obligations existing hereunder without the consent of Artist.



20. ASSIGNMENT BY ARTIST. The rights and obligations of Artist existing hereunder are personal and unique, and shall not be assigned without prior written consent of Company,



21. CONDITION SUBSEQUENT. If Company does not enter into a binding contract for the distribution of the Recording during the Distribution Period, the assignment and license from Artist to Company granted pursuant to Sections C. and D. hereunder shall be deemed rescinded by the agreement of the parties.



22. RIGHT OF INSPECTION. At any time during the term of this Agreement upon prior written notice to Company of at least seven (7) days, Artist or his/her designated representative shall be permitted unrestricted access to the books and records of Company which in any way pertain to Artist, for inspection and photocopying by Artist or Artist's designated representative.

Such books and records shall include, but shall not be limited to, any documents or records which evidence the receipt or disbursements of Royalties. Company shall maintain such books and records at its principal office.



23. MISCELLANEOUS.

a. BINDING EFFECT. This Agreement shall be binding upon the successors and assigns of the parties.

b. ARBITRATION. In the event of a dispute between Company and Artist regarding the terms, construction or performance of this Agreement, such dispute shall be settled by binding arbitration in Los Angeles, CA, according to the rules of the American Arbitration Association for the settlement of commercial disputes, then in effect.The award or decision resulting therefrom shall be subject to immediate enforcement in a California court of competent jurisdiction.

c) JURISDICTION/APPLICABLE LAW. Company and Artist hereby submit to the jurisdiction of the courts of California for the enforcement of this Agreement or any arbitration award or decision arising herefrom. This Agreement shall be enforced or construed according to the laws of the State of California.

d) ATTORNEY'S FEES. In the event that a party is forced to obtain an attorney to enforce the terms of this Agreement, the party prevailing in such action of enforcement shall be entitled to the recovery of attorney's fees incurred in such action.

e) COVENANT OF GOOD FAITH AND FAIR DEALING. Company and Artist agree to perform their obligations under this Agreement, in all respects, in good faith.

f) INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR. In the performance of his/her obligations of this Agreement, Artist shall be deemed an independent contractor.

g) INCORPORATION OF RECITALS. The recitals contained at the beginning of this Agreement are incorporated herein by this reference



24. NOTICES. Any notices or delivery required herein shall be deemed completed when hand-delivered, delivered by agent,or placed in the U.S. Mail, postage prepaid, to the parties at the addresses listed herein.

THE PARTIES AGREE to the terms and obligations and so execute on the day and date first above mentioned.




Artist: Celery Crumb (Celerystalksme & CrumbCat) and Company: Top Five Records

[olibomb]

NO u loser :P

[Celerystalksme]

Olibomb...FUCK OFF

no one likes you...

[olibomb]

Y do i want ppl on this forum 2 like me???? i got friends in something called 'the real world' so please jus shut up celeryman u no ur jus gona get owned by me

[Celerystalksme]

Yeah friends in real life olibomb...Thats a good one...

Im guessing you also got 2 sexual partners...your two hands

now go fuck yourself...you wanker...

[olibomb]

HAHA actually i got a girlfriend aswell, u stupid loser. So go off the computer, actually i forgot u havent got a life outside of it! :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Dude...look at yourself...get off the computer yourself you stupid d!ck...Fucking hypocrites...Dude so what if you have a girlfriend...she is most probally cheating on you anyway...But i must admit you must be doing something right to keep her...You are most probally pussy whipped to the max...

i got a joke
Q: What does olibomb use as birth control?
A: His Personality

...

[draven]

well... olibomb... you've really hit a nerve... a few words of wisdom - "to see is to believe"... and right now, i see your ass being dissed all over this forum :P
-draven-

[olibomb]

Nah he ain't cussing me, he's jus cussing himself the way he's coming out such a dick. Wait a sec, u got that joke from a website? YEP The only girlfriend u've got is 'Britney Spears' hu u met over a chatroom


P.S What kind of a saddo says Dude?????? :lol: :blink:

[TheDave]

i say dude and ive got a life. freak of nature?

[olibomb]

Dude is somethin that skater 'dudes' say

[TheDave]

nah dude. i aint a skater its just something i say, and i just realised im the only one who says it

[Celerystalksme]

If im dating britney spears and we met over a chatroom...Its most probally still better than meeting your girlfriend face to face...And by the way Draven is my friend "In Real Life"...so he ain't gonna take your side you stupid little ignorant shit...And man drop that wigga talk you illiterate fuck...

[olibomb]

K then, i got nothin against u TheDave

[Celerystalksme]

Olibomb you ain't got nothing...

[olibomb]

except for a life

[Celerystalksme]

Yeah one sitting on your computer all day...

[TheDave]

i dont wanna take sides but it seems like fun, ill wait here and watch

[olibomb]

Look celery stalks me i got a life, i go out, i'm normal, u r all the opposites now shut the fuck up

[Lilmiss]

hey dudes. ;)

[Celerystalksme]

Oh yes and your just one big know it all...Tell me how do you everything about my life...you live god knows how far away from me and you are stuck on KLF trying to get to me and doing an absolutely pathetic job at it...my guess is that you just give up...and do the world a favour and give up on yourself aswell...

[TheDave]

hey, lets be happy dudes

[olibomb]

give up on your mum, bitch

[Celerystalksme]

Thanks for that comment you just won me a $50 bet with my *real life friends* (I live at a uni residence and theres 5 of them in this room laughing their ass off at you)...oh and Draven says HI...Gawd i just knew you would bring mums into this...

[TheDave]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[olibomb]

I know it's wot us 13 year old kids wiv LIVES do

[TheDave]

my shoulder hurts

[Celerystalksme]

damn your 13...i should give you some credit...didn't know 13 year olds had that big of a vocabulary...and didn't know they could think as quick as you either...

[olibomb]

y TheDave is it because u fell on ur boyfriends dick?

[Celerystalksme]

Draven says thanks for the $20 olibomb...he guessed that you would bring The Dave into this...

[olibomb]

K, tell him thats alright, i always like 2 help the needy and absolute gay. Y would i not bring thedave into this????

[TheDave]

alright!!!!!! flame me

[Celerystalksme]

He says that he is very needy

and because i would of thought you would have more sense...

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by TheDave@10 July 2003 - 17:21
my shoulder hurts
ouch, sounds sore. :huh:
my head hurts! ;)


mr. oilbomb, behave yourself!
dont forget im just a town away! :D we have had all this shite when you flamed my good friend, cbb. dont make me turn red again.
thats some terrible language for a 13 year ole, i'd put my lil bro over my knee and slap his ass.

mr celery, dont get upset. he's probably hyper from all the milk and biccys at playtime. :P


edit; i came out without my blue, how gay?
/me titters like a fool.

[Celerystalksme]

don't worry lilmiss im not upset...Just laughing my ass off at his attempts in trying to get to me...

[olibomb]

Considering Celeryman started the whole thing off, i think it's his fault. And u obviously haven't seen 13 year olds now.

I'm not trying to get u, i jus want u 2 shut-up so i don't have 2 waste my precious typing time on u

[TheDave]

Originally posted by olibomb@10 July 2003 - 17:32
Considering Celeryman started the whole thing off, i think it's his fault. And u obviously haven't seen 13 year olds now.
lol, WTF

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by olibomb+10 July 2003 - 03:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (olibomb @ 10 July 2003 - 03:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CrumbCat@9 July 2003 - 06:46
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adthomp Posted: 9 July 2003 - 01:35

wow that songs everywhere now written by crumbcat and celrery great co writing it will be hitting the charts soon

The following is just the song he is referring to:


Celery Bunch
sung by cartoon kids dressed in celery costumes
the (crunch)es occur when they take a bite

We&#39;re the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch&#33;)
Celery, celery
Now you don&#39;t need a fork
And you don&#39;t need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She&#39;ll tell you it&#39;s good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that it&#39;s (crunch&#33;)
LOUD&#33;
We&#39;re the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch&#33;)
Celery, celery&#33;
now thts BAD :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Yeaps i started it...

[olibomb]

It&#39;s called a joke, and i thought the song was sposed 2 b a joke???? :blink:

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by olibomb@11 July 2003 - 03:32
Considering Celeryman started the whole thing off, i think it&#39;s his fault. And u obviously haven&#39;t seen 13 year olds now.

I&#39;m not trying to get u, i jus want u 2 shut-up so i don&#39;t have 2 waste my precious typing time on u
Well f*ck off then :lol:

[TheDave]

@olibomb: LMFAO

[olibomb]

Nah, thats sort of what i was saying 2 u, again u jus got turned ;)

[TheDave]

i like you olibomb your cool :)

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by olibomb@11 July 2003 - 03:36
Nah, thats sort of what i was saying 2 u, again u jus got turned ;)
I have no problem in staying here...you the one who says he wants to save his precious time...if you want to save it...then i was merely suggesting you just f*ck off...

[Illuminati]

Considering that you&#39;ve only recently been taken off moderation olibomb, I&#39;d have thought you&#39;d have lacked the stupidity to even engage into another immature flame war. <_< Thanks for waking me up from that dream :)

But even considering the recent obvious BS about homosexuality, mothers and the other BS which people with no life (Yes, I do mean what I said - Those who actually possess a social life could have thought of more original putdown material) or maturity, I question whether you are even 13.

Be honest with us olibomb - Are you 13 or 3?

As for celery, don&#39;t put the full blame on him - He&#39;s guilty as charged already, but he isn&#39;t the only one responsible (a one-man flame war would be boring & humiliating). Ever heard of the saying, "Leave him to his own f***ing devices"? <_<

[Lilmiss]

good.
/me hands you a bit of my spliff. now dont hog it&#33;


oilbomb, were you not on moderation not so long ago?
shouldnt you be a little less.........annoying.
im sure if you were a little nicer to everyone, they would be nicer back. ;)
now does it really matter who started it?
or are we gonna have to punish you for telling tales? :rolleyes:

and yes, i have seen the 13 year olds now-a-days.
im 25, but i remember being your age and i wasnt as rude as you.
must be the male hormones. :)

[olibomb]

I suggest u shut-up therefore im not goin 2 reply in this topic again

[Celerystalksme]

For the sake of world peace...decides to leave this topic alone unless olibomb says something insulting to me afterwards...

[Lilmiss]

hmmm....we will see. ;)

im still waiting for a "lilmiss is soooo gay" reply. :D

[TheDave]

Originally posted by olibomb@10 July 2003 - 17:39
I suggest u shut-up therefore im not goin 2 reply in this topic again
no, come back olibomb :wub:

[Bender]

@ Olibomb: You&#39;re one step closer to be put on moderation, again.
@ Celerystalksme: Same for you, except for the "again".
@ TheDave: Come on, why are you getting involved in this?

Maybe you all should listen to "wise" :D people like lilmiss an Illuminati a bit more. ;)




Topic closed because of overload of love between members; warning PM&#39;s sent. <_<