Omg!

[jay973]

Its my birthday and I've chalked up another decade.
:o Can someone please reassure me that 30 is not old??

Or feel free to make me feel worse(if thats possible) :P

[Ad]

hate to tell u this as soon as your on the wrong side of 30 your getting old :P

also life starts at the age of 30

btw Happy Birthday

[balamm]

I remember 30.

Yup, that was the end.

It's been a downhill slide ever since.

You better live it up while you can because tomorrow or the next day you may wake up too sore to move.

Then your belly starts to sag and stuff.

Yeah, I'd say if you got something to do, you better get at it.

Oh yeah :D , happy birthday

[jay973]

:( This isnt looking too good...

The belly bit has already started.

:'( :'( :'(

[Riddler]

Originally posted by jay973@9 July 2003 - 05:11
Its my birthday and I've chalked up another decade.
:o Can someone please reassure me that 30 is not old??

Or feel free to make me feel worse(if thats possible) :P
I remember 30 like it was.......12 years and 11 months ago........... Life was full of promise and possibility.........Much like fresh tracks in new snow..........Didn't need 20 minutes to catch my breath after 2 flights of stairs........Never bothered counting fallen hairs in the sink after combing it.........Couldn't imagine what it might be like to pull a muscle while yawning..........or taking a dump..........or putting on my shoes.........or having an orgasm..........Had absolutely no urge to pee 4 times a night.........in my super-absorbant adult diaper...........Never gave a second thought to my colon..........or the doctor's finger probing around inside it.............Ahhh, 30. Those were the days my friend. ;)


Edit; btw, happy birthday ! The good stuff's just a few years away ! :blink:

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I got 8 years left thank god

[jay973]

Originally posted by adthomp@9 July 2003 - 13:36
I got 8 years left thank god
Believe me,those 8 years will go faster than you think lol.


@Riddler- thanks :( :D

[MetroStars]

sweet jesus i dred getting old

Happy Birthday man

[-Archwolf-]

happy bithday

[Ron]

Relativity, my friend.

For a seventy year old, you're still wet behind the ears.

Enjoy your birthdaycake, while you still have teeth.

Seriously, have a nice birthday.

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by jay973@9 July 2003 - 07:11
Its my birthday and I've chalked up another decade.
:o Can someone please reassure me that 30 is not old??

Or feel free to make me feel worse(if thats possible) :P
30 is NOT old. At all. 31 on the other hand feels like 50 :(

Have a great birthday!

[Ron]

30 isn't old for a woman.......
A man's sexual peek is somewhere around 17, 18 years though.

:'( :'( :'(

[shn]

30? Yuk. But happy late birthday though :rolleyes:

[olibomb]

Originally posted by Riddler+9 July 2003 - 13:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 9 July 2003 - 13:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jay973@9 July 2003 - 05:11
Its my birthday and I&#39;ve chalked up another decade.
:o Can someone please reassure me that 30 is not old??

Or feel free to make me feel worse(if thats possible) :P
I remember 30 like it was.......12 years and 11 months ago........... Life was full of promise and possibility.........Much like fresh tracks in new snow..........Didn&#39;t need 20 minutes to catch my breath after 2 flights of stairs........Never bothered counting fallen hairs in the sink after combing it.........Couldn&#39;t imagine what it might be like to pull a muscle while yawning..........or taking a dump..........or putting on my shoes.........or having an orgasm..........Had absolutely no urge to pee 4 times a night.........in my super-absorbant adult diaper...........Never gave a second thought to my colon..........or the doctor&#39;s finger probing around inside it.............Ahhh, 30. Those were the days my friend. ;)


Edit; btw, happy birthday &#33; The good stuff&#39;s just a few years away &#33; :blink: [/b][/quote]
Your 42????? :lol:

[jay973]

Thanks everyone.Just gonna put on my glad rags and hit the town.
Oldest swinger in town comes to mind&#33; :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by Ron@9 July 2003 - 17:32
30 isn&#39;t old for a woman.......
A man&#39;s sexual peek is somewhere around 17, 18 years though.

Wahoo&#33;&#33; I got two years of being good at it left :D

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 July 2003 - 12:06

A man&#39;s sexual peek is somewhere around 17, 18 years though.



Sexual peak of what? I think they should state it more correctly, such as...

A man&#39;s uncontrolable sexual peak is at the age of 17 or 18 years old. You are a sexual dork at that age, and can&#39;t think straight.



With age comes wisdom. I&#39;m 38 years old, and still haven&#39;t reached my real sexual peak yet. It gets better every day&#33;

[Riddler]

Originally posted by olibomb@9 July 2003 - 09:35

Your 42????? :lol:
:lol: Yes, and have a little respect for your elders, son..........don&#39;t MAKE me take my teeth out and slobber on ya &#33; :P

[jay973]

:lol: :rolleyes: :lol:
Back home niw,thonk ssomeone spiked me drinks &#33;&#33; :lol:

[Lilmiss]

happy birthday&#33; :D

whattdya mean im too late? :(

[jay973]

Never to late.Thanx lilmiss. :)

[Lilmiss]

couldnt afford a prezzie, so i nicked these from a round-a-bout. ;)

:flowers: :flowers: :flowers: :-"

[jay973]

:rolleyes: Geez,they&#39;re better than wot my wife bought me&#33;
Thank you.... :D

[abigspidermonkey]

Happy Birthday man.... ;) ;) ;)