ShareDaddy
07-09-2003, 03:11 PM
I have seen this one before via email, I thought I would share it with you folks. Scroll slowly and no peeking.
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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ANSWERS
scroll down
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
http://www.sec.gov/images/histsec_fdr.jpg
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/churchill.jpg
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
http://www.fadetoblack.com/horoscopes/hitler2.jpg
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.
http://www.sha.u-net.com/beethoven.jpg
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
http://newapostolicchurch.com/outreach/country/canada/images/ark.gif
Professionals built the Titanic
http://www.educationplanet.com/articles/titanic.jpg
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have
directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done
time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit *14
have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for
shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have
been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
Scroll Down for the Answer...
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.
http://www.ametsoc.org/atmospolicy/capitol_usa.jpg
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
ANSWERS
scroll down
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
http://www.sec.gov/images/histsec_fdr.jpg
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/churchill.jpg
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
http://www.fadetoblack.com/horoscopes/hitler2.jpg
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.
http://www.sha.u-net.com/beethoven.jpg
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
http://newapostolicchurch.com/outreach/country/canada/images/ark.gif
Professionals built the Titanic
http://www.educationplanet.com/articles/titanic.jpg
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have
directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done
time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit *14
have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for
shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have
been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
Scroll Down for the Answer...
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.
http://www.ametsoc.org/atmospolicy/capitol_usa.jpg