How many gigs of porn do you have?

[silent h3ro]

There is already a 'how many gigs of music do you have?' thread so I decided this would be appropriate.

I'm ashamed of my self....

I have... 114 gigs ...of porn. :naughty:

[callum]

384gb on the computer just now. Most of it is donkey porn that my neighbour put on because I was stealing his wireless internet connection. I'll have to buy that man a beer.

[Hairbautt]

I got one of'em terabyte externals last week from Dell.

Took me 6 hours to fill it up with pr0n.

Yea babe http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/TEAZE/wink.gif

[silent h3ro]

Jesus, you guys are more perverted than me. :P

[bunny67]

i always burn mine off and put away dnt want folk to think im a perv

[callum]

i always burn mine off and put away dnt want folk to think im a perv

I used to do that, but I can't be bothered burning dvds anymore. Now I just randomly delete large chunks of it, while drunk, so I don't remember and don't feel the loss.

[SgtMajor]

What?! You can download porn? cool.

[callum]

What?! You can download porn? cool.

You sure can. It's just a pity a credit card is neeeded.

[killer23]

i can get almost any pw for sexy time sites :naughty:

and i have 0 pr0n on my pc, i view it online, kinda stupid keeping it, "a wank a day keeps the downloads at bay"

[SgtMajor]

What?! You can download porn? cool.

You sure can. It's just a pity a credit card is needed.

Shit, I only wish I was 18, no - seriously, I wish I was 18.

[callum]

You sure can. It's just a pity a credit card is needed.

Shit, I only wish I was 18, no - seriously, I wish I was 18.

I know what you mean, my credit rating was better back then as well.

[killer23]

Shit, I only wish I was 18, no - seriously, I wish I was 18.

I know what you mean, my credit rating was better back then as well.

i think using your credit card for porn is very lame.:yup:

[callum]

I know what you mean, my credit rating was better back then as well.

i think using your credit card for porn is very lame.:yup:

If you say so, I've never had a credit card so I haven't felt the lameness of which you speak.

[killer23]

i think using your credit card for porn is very lame.:yup:

If you say so, I've never had a credit card so I haven't felt the lameness of which you speak.

:huh:, just agree or disagree :frusty:

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/9575/131647/f/928523-Huh--The-Wedding-s-Over-2.jpghuh?????

[callum]

If you say so, I've never had a credit card so I haven't felt the lameness of which you speak.

:huh:, just agree or disagree :frusty:



Why? I've never considered getting a credit card and using it to purchase porn and I don't care if other people do.

[killer23]

:huh:, just agree or disagree :frusty:



Why? I've never considered getting a credit card and using it to purchase porn and I don't care if other people do.

oh, i thought your post at the top meant you used it for porn. ok, just a misunderstanding :dabs:

[callum]

Why? I've never considered getting a credit card and using it to purchase porn and I don't care if other people do.

oh, i thought your post at the top meant you used it for porn. ok, just a misunderstanding :dabs:

Used what for porn? As I said I've never had a credit card.

[killer23]

oh, i thought your post at the top meant you used it for porn. ok, just a misunderstanding :dabs:

Used what for porn? As I said I've never had a credit card.

:frusty: , ok lets change the subject, ummm have you ever paid for porn for example dvds, videos etc.?

[callum]

No, that sounds a bit mental, I have the internet, it's how I am able to post here. Why would I need to buy porn. I've bought the daily sport if that helps, but that was years ago.

[killer23]

No, that sounds a bit mental, I have the internet, it's how I am able to post here. Why would I need to buy porn. I've bought the daily sport if that helps, but that was years ago.

its not a bit mental because people may have brought porn
, but that was years ago.when they didnt use the internet much, but anyway, its really hard to talk to you, me and you dont get along so well, so bye :wave:

[Saroman]

Right now 11 GB ...I can afford more than that from my 250...:P

[DefX]

I have several dvd's full of short clips of porn i've downloaded over the years.

Half of it was downloaded during my dial up days so quality is rather poor. I'm sentimental about them as I can't throw them away for the life of me.

[kaffeine]

what's "porn"??

[solaris]

currently 40gb stored in nice secret place:P

[Mr. Mulder]

aboot 3gigs :01:

[Squeamous]

My OH has a folder called 'upskirt et al' in our documents folder, but that's about it. My hard drive is as pure as the driven snow :innocent:.

(a wank a day keeps the downloads at bay - I like that :happy:)

[Mr JP Fugley]

My OH has a folder called 'upskirt et al' in our documents folder, but that's about it. My hard drive is as pure as the driven snow :innocent:.

(a wank a day keeps the downloads at bay - I like that :happy:)

What's a OH

[frottage]

@squeamous

Can't go wrong with upskirt, can you.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I think he's trying to suggest it's his boyfriends.

[frottage]

If he has a linux partition there could be oodles and oodles o' porn and you'd never see it from windows.

[Mr JP Fugley]

If he has a linux partition there could be oodles and oodles o' porn and you'd never see it from windows.

Why would he do that, they seem to have a very trusting relationship.

[Squeamous]

OH = Other Half, or husband if you will.

@frottage (nice name btw) he seems to get off on it, bless him. I'm not sure he's got the wherewithall to hide any anywhere else, and he doesn't really need to anyway. It's none of my business what he looks at.

[Mr JP Fugley]

See, gay as a window but trusting and reasonable.

[Squeamous]

Eh? I'm a woman, he's a man. Why would a gay man get off on looking up women's skirts? :lol:

I've just had a look at the folder, in case he's added anything recently. It's funny, all the girls are rock chicks covered in tattoos or piercings, all have black or red hair.....the polar opposite to me. Funny how human sexuality works isn't it?

[Mr JP Fugley]

The polar opposite to a girl is a not-girl.

[Squeamous]

I meant the polar opposite within the envelope of womanhood :shifty:

[Skiz]

I don't have much. 6 or 7 GB at most.

Better question is, how do you disguise it on the PC? My ex hated the stuff so I created a folder in which to hide it, where it still remains. I made a folder that sounded important and another one inside that one.

C:\RFA Autorun\System Files\Porn

[Mr JP Fugley]

You hid your porn in a folder called porn. :blink:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh and your sig images have been banned Skizo.

[Skiz]

You hid your porn in a folder called porn. :blink:

Hasn't been found in years. No one bothers to stray into a folder called RFA Autorun and then into a System Files folder. If one looks that closely, they're probably going to open the next folder whether its titled "Porn" or not. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Oh and your sig images have been banned Skizo.

Banned by who? I see them. :)

Or did you AdBlock them? :sneaky:

[Mr JP Fugley]

There's three boxes, each with a frog in it and the text "Hotlinking has been disabled for this domain".

That's what I see mate.

[Mr. Mulder]

If he has a linux partition there could be oodles and oodles o' porn and you'd never see it from windows.
He's right, i have a linux partition at home and when im on my windows machine at work i can't see anything on said linux partition! :o

[Mr JP Fugley]

You hid your porn in a folder called porn. :blink:

Hasn't been found in years. No one bothers to stray into a folder called RFA Autorun and then into a System Files folder. If one looks that closely, they're probably going to open the next folder whether its titled "Porn" or not. :unsure:

What if they do a simple search for the word "porn" tho'.

[Skiz]

Perverts! :O

[Skiz]

fk... now I see the Imageshack thing.

[frottage]

You hid your porn in a folder called porn. :blink:
:O
I larfed so hard I almost woke my sister up.


True story.

[100%]

If you where only allowed to keep one of your images of porn.
Which would it be?

[Skiz]

Lela Star clip

POV.Pervert.8.2-DiSC.XXX.DVDRip.XviD-PLEASURE

:drool:

[Squeamous]

There's three boxes, each with a frog in it and the text "Hotlinking has been disabled for this domain".

That's what I see mate.

This is what I see

http://i21.tinypic.com/2ro2hk5.png

[Skiz]

I knew JP was lying. :dry:

[Hairbautt]

Lela Star clip

POV.Pervert.8.2-DiSC.XXX.DVDRip.XviD-PLEASURE

:drool:
:ermm: I think I have that one.

[kaffeine]

@Skizo I see your sig banned too:

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d7cc7ab1d7.png (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[Alien5]

damn my sigs gone hotlinking crazy too

[embolism]

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it is something you will repent about later :)

[Alien5]

thanks but i dunno wot ur goin on about

[ROFL-LOL]

None. I don't have any.

[zzzMonster]

It may sound ridiculous,there is a way to cure porn addiction - i used to be a constant wanker and have over 200 gigs,no the ans is NOT get a gf,wife,life,etc...
Try practising yoga - you can feel the effects of ejaculation/orgasm 24 hrs / day after a period of practise, and you wont feel like wanking anymore
I reccomend the site : www.aypsite.org (http://www.aypsite.org) - most of the lessons are free ,no I am not joking

[BabyDick]

wanking to Internet porn and drinknig cum is what this site is all about

[Hairbautt]

Softpedia - How to Drink Sperm to Become a Strong Man (http://news.softpedia.com/news/How-to-Drink-Sperm-to-Become-a-Strong-Man-67804.shtml)

'Bout the Etoro tribe.

[Alien5]

Heterosexuality is allowed only for a strict period of 100 days per year, and only outside the communal household and thus forbidden near their houses and vegetable gardens.
:lol:

[Squeamous]

It may sound ridiculous,there is a way to cure porn addiction - i used to be a constant wanker and have over 200 gigs,no the ans is NOT get a gf,wife,life,etc...
Try practising yoga - you can feel the effects of ejaculation/orgasm 24 hrs / day after a period of practise, and you wont feel like wanking anymore
I reccomend the site : www.aypsite.org (http://www.aypsite.org) - most of the lessons are free ,no I am not joking

I've heard of this...this is tantric yoga isn't it? Where you don't actually ejaculate but concentrate on spreading the sexual build-up over the whole body. Don't think I could do it though. Having said that I think there's a lot to be said for abstaining for creative purposes. Vincent Van Gogh once said in a letter to a friend that he believed he didn't paint so well when he was sexually satisfied.

[Alien5]

he was a mentalist though

[Squeamous]

This is true. And his painting were shit.

[frottage]

I've heard of this...this is tantric yoga isn't it? Where you don't actually ejaculate but concentrate on spreading the sexual build-up over the whole body.


It's based on exciting the root chakra, which is the lowest chakra, and most aligned with the sex organs, then slowly raising the energy upwards towards the rest of the body.

Google keyword "sex magic" AND "tantric"

As a side note, tantric sex magic was purported to be one of the sources of Gregory Rasputin's unusual vitality.

[Squeamous]

So what's so special about the 'root' chakra? Is it easier to excite than the others or can you achieve the same result from all the chakras?

I think probably that bumbling idiocy was more responsible for his assassin's bungling than his vitality was responsible for his survival :).

[killer23]

ive heard of this its called "boolsheitt fakera" its a ancient yoga technique used in the northern alps of mongolia, its meaning is derived from the word "WANK".

[killer23]

so symbolically speaking you have alot of gay porn, is that right?

[lovewalrus]

How marvelously witty of you Trouble.... i must remember to invite you to my next tea party....

[zzzMonster]

No,it is not Tantric, it is Pranayama and Siddhasana
Tantric is only for those who after Yoga still needs sex.
Pranayama will makes you feel like you have been smoking cocanie 24 hrs/day
But Pranayama without meditation will make you feel very irritable.
So Pranayama + Meditation will make you feel High and Peaceful all the time,even in adversity

[zzzMonster]

Double post

[V8farty]

Not been to a 'gig' recently, so I don't know.

[kirktrix]

If i do not deleted some of my Porn file maybe they are now 100 gigs... but i need some gigs to save my cartoons files... so now my porn files is only 20+ gigs...

[Squeamous]

No,it is not Tantric, it is Pranayama and Siddhasana
Tantric is only for those who after Yoga still needs sex.
Pranayama will makes you feel like you have been smoking cocanie 24 hrs/day
But Pranayama without meditation will make you feel very irritable.
So Pranayama + Meditation will make you feel High and Peaceful all the time,even in adversity

I tried Ashtanga and Iyengar yoga a while back, but all it did was make me horny but knackered, which is a most unsatisfactory state to be in.

[zzzMonster]

Ashtanga and Iyengar yoga , I think are Asanas - they can make you horny and knackered,cos you are not balanced (There are 8 limbs to hatha yoga).
The smoothest path to do : Start with meditation,follow by Pranayama,follow by Asana, follow by Samayama.
Tantric is separate from the rest. Start Tantic after doing Pranayama

[colt45joe]

i probably have more than a terabyte of porn

http://i.neoseeker.com/d/icons/nosmile.gif

[brotherdoobie]

I'm to fickle to dl porn. I prefer streamed video.


bd

[CiS]

way too much. Probably close to 1TB. It becomes move of a collection thing than anything. I just click and download then never even look at most of it. No idea why...

[dave12]

not much becz i just one movie for only once then ,delete dont like watching same thing again and again.

[killer23]

way too much. Probably close to 1TB. It becomes move of a collection thing than anything. I just click and download then never even look at most of it. No idea why...

ive got a 200GB hard disk so i need to regulary delete some i have, how do you manage to keep close to 1TB of porn?? whats your hard disk space?

[zzzMonster]

There are people with more than 6 TB, 6 x 1 TB harddisk

[snowultra]

i just deleted all my porn, and burned it to dvd

[CiS]

way too much. Probably close to 1TB. It becomes move of a collection thing than anything. I just click and download then never even look at most of it. No idea why...

ive got a 200GB hard disk so i need to regulary delete some i have, how do you manage to keep close to 1TB of porn?? whats your hard disk space?

I have 750 GB in this PC but I have about 8 older IDE drives anywhere from 80GB - 250GB that I just hook up to an external USB case. This also doesn't include the hundreds of gigs of music

[Biggles]

There are people with more than 6 TB, 6 x 1 TB harddisk

OK I am not entirely sure how big a TB is but I know it is pretty damned big. So is it humanly possible to watch 6TB of porn (or anything for that matter) without dying of old age or severe friction burns (whichever happens first)?

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's more of an OCD thing for them.

The downloading porn becomes more important than the onanism itself.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Just guessing like.

[Voetsek]

None I have a life so have no need for that

[Mr JP Fugley]

A wanker with no porn, what's the chances of that well.

[Biggles]

A wanker with no porn, what's the chances of that well.

A good imagination is important too

[Mr JP Fugley]

A wanker with no porn, what's the chances of that well.

A good imagination is important too

You said it, girlfriend.

[Seedler]

138.3gb.

[Biggles]

A good imagination is important too

You said it, girlfriend.



That's the ticket!

Seedler that is disturbingly accurate

[Seedler]

You said it, girlfriend.



That's the ticket!

Seedler that is disturbingly accurate

I just ermm, propertied my 3 pr0n folders. And then I just added them numbers:idunno:

[Barbarossa]

i just deleted all my porn, and burned it to dvd

Not in that order, presumably :ermm:

[zzzMonster]

Actually it is quite easy to get 6 TB. I have a porn in HD DVD that is 20 GB