Handwriting analysis

[Squeamous]

I had a go at this a while back on another board and got an unusually high hit rate. I knew everyone there though so it might have been easier for me. If anyone fancies giving it a go, post a pic of your handwriting.....roughly 50 words in normal sentence structure, preferably with a ruler alongside for scale, and I'll give it a go.

And no, I don't have anything better to do on a Saturday night :unsure:.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I actually write in arial :earl:

[Proper Bo]

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[Spider_dude]

hat does elc stand for?

[Mr JP Fugley]

hat does elc stand for?

Skoolboy errir.

[Squeamous]

Hmmmm.......the handwriting analysis handbook indicates you may have paedophilic tendencies PB......which strictly speaking is ok because it also says you have the mental age of a five year old.

Phew!

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[Spider_dude]

also his burds a bit old, lyke.

[Lilmiss]

I'd just like to add, in the last fortnight I have been told quite a few times I look 17/18. :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Oh sounds like he won't like that Lilmiss.......can't you bang in some pigtails and pass for 15?

[Lilmiss]

Sadly, yes I can.

I even get asked for I.D when buying ciggies. :unsure:



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[Alien5]

wow

[callum]

roughly 50 words in normal sentence structure

Can it be a team effort?

[callum]

roughly 50 words in normal sentence structure

Can it be a team effort?

[Lilmiss]

No.

[Lilmiss]

No. :rolleyes:

[callum]

Was that a real board malfunction double post like mine or are you taking the pish?

[Lilmiss]

Being useless as normal.
Don't mind me.

[Squeamous]

I think it might take a team effort for there to be enough personality to analyse :shifty:

[callum]

I think it might take a team effort for there to be enough personality to analyse :shifty:

When I said team, I didn't mean the mods and admin. They don't approve of such things.

[Squeamous]

Dupe

[Squeamous]

Oh right! I gotcha. But if they try to stop us congregating in groups of more than four people I think we ought to seriously think about standing up for ourselves.

[callum]

There's no need to worry about congregating in groups of more than four people, using words with more than four letters will be enough to make them seriously think.

[Squeamous]

Careful now...it's always the academics that get it in the neck first in any brutal regime.

[callum]

Careful now...it's always the academics that get it in the neck first in any brutal regime.

Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure skizo hunts smart people on his ranch. Luckily he is in Texas and he has as much chance of success as I have of finding nessie.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[callum]

I'm slightly worried now, I may have given away my location. Once he finds scotchland on the map then asks at the post office for me, I'm as good as dead.

[Squeamous]

He could just as easily turn up in Australia looking for you. They can never tell the difference.

[callum]

I'm thinking about moving to Wales, a quick search of the forum will confuse him for years. I'll have died of old age before he works out if it actually exists.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

I do feel a bit sorry for Wales. I wish we had resolved that argument.....it feels wrong to leave it hanging like that.

[callum]

:lol:

I do feel a bit sorry for Wales.

You've just made Wales a happier place, for today at least.

[Squeamous]

Thank God...it needs all the smiles it can get bless it.

[BabyDick]

who the fuck wears square toe shoes; british idiots with rotten teeth and pasty faces

[Alien5]

mmm Cornish pastys :drool:

[Squeamous]

Rotten! How dare you! They're just a bit crooked and yellow. And I'm not pasty my mum says I'm 'pale and interesting'.

[Alien5]

she lied :o

[Squeamous]

Come over here and say that! :boxing:

[Biggles]

I was done on t'other board and passed muster as human (as near as damn it anyway :ermm: )

[Squeamous]

No you didn't! You came out as a cross between a Vulcan and a hippy.