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Ron
07-10-2003, 06:39 PM
How come that when I open my mouth, I don't pee faster?

According to physics, I should, no?
ugluk
07-10-2003, 06:55 PM
no you shouldnt you stupid fool! :P :lol:
Lilmiss
07-10-2003, 07:34 PM
:D you should try peeing on your physics teacher.
that would make you faster. :rolleyes:



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Spindulik
07-10-2003, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Ron@10 July 2003 - 11:39
How come that when I open my mouth, I don't pee faster?
According to physics, I should, no?
Tell your physics teacher that he has 'diarrhea of the mouth'.


Click here to hear diarrhea (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?diarrh01.wav=diarrhea)
Rat Faced
07-10-2003, 08:36 PM
Ron hasnt got a Physics Teacher......maybe a zimmerframe, but no teacher. ;)


In answer to your question Ron....No, but you should crap faster :P
MetroStars
07-10-2003, 09:02 PM
try a piss bag that might do it...
j2k4
07-10-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Ron@10 July 2003 - 13:39
How come that when I open my mouth, I don't pee faster?

According to physics, I should, no?
Could be vapor-lock; try a plunger.

If that doesn't work, you'll need a machinist with a reamer (painful!)
Z
07-10-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by j2k4+10 July 2003 - 16:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 10 July 2003 - 16:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@10 July 2003 - 13:39
How come that when I open my mouth, I don&#39;t pee faster?

According to physics, I should, no?
Could be vapor-lock; try a plunger.

If that doesn&#39;t work, you&#39;ll need a machinist with a reamer (painful&#33;) [/b][/quote]
harsh but wise j2....the best solutions are always painful... ;) :P
Neil__
07-10-2003, 10:23 PM
Ron.
If you do a handstand while you pee with your mouth open
I&#39;ll guarentee you&#39;ll be finnished quickly.

Neil
Ron
07-10-2003, 10:44 PM
If I think about NikkiD while doing that, I won&#39;t get a drop on me. :lol:
==(-{{crusty~butt}}-)==
07-10-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Ron@10 July 2003 - 19:39
How come that when I open my mouth, I don&#39;t pee faster?

According to physics, I should, no?
so if someone were to pee into your open mouth, would they pee faster? :rolleyes:
Neil__
07-11-2003, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by ==(-{{crusty~butt}}-)==+11 July 2003 - 00:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (==(-{{crusty~butt}}-)== @ 11 July 2003 - 00:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@10 July 2003 - 19:39
How come that when I open my mouth, I don&#39;t pee faster?

According to physics, I should, no?
so if someone were to pee into your open mouth, would they pee faster? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]


depends how much they like him and how much he wants them to.


Neil
NikkiD
07-11-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Ron@10 July 2003 - 17:44
If I think about NikkiD while doing that, I won&#39;t get a drop on me. :lol:
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol:
j2k4
07-11-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+11 July 2003 - 14:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 11 July 2003 - 14:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@10 July 2003 - 17:44
If I think about NikkiD while doing that, I won&#39;t get a drop on me.&nbsp; :lol:
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Lotta love, here. ;)