Smear test cringe

[Skweeky]

My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet :pinch:

And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary :pinch::pinch:

[Skiz]

Did she get the digits?

[Skweeky]

I sometimes wonder how you made it to 30

[Mr JP Fugley]

The average IQ in Texas is actually considered slightly retarded in the rest of the World.

True Story.

[100%]

Did the nurse mean it in a
a: sexual manner
b: scientific manner
c: observational manner
d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
e: other
?

[Skweeky]

I heard it follows the exchange market

[Mr JP Fugley]

Which one - a,b,c,d or e.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Skizo, you're phoaties are still banned btw.

[Skweeky]

Did the nurse mean it in a
a: sexual manner
b: scientific manner
c: observational manner
d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
e: other
?


Look,

imagine having a male doctor feeling up your prostate gland and along the way mentioning that his fingers slid in very easily and that he didn't have to use any lube at all.
Would you care what manner it was said in?:ermm:

[100%]

Look,

Personally, and if i where a woman, i would regard it as a huge compliment.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Did the nurse mean it in a
a: sexual manner
b: scientific manner
c: observational manner
d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
e: other
?


Look,

imagine having a male doctor feeling up your prostate gland and along the way mentioning that his fingers slid in very easily and that he didn't have to use any lube at all.
Would you care what manner it was said in?:ermm:

Is his finger still in there or are we talking post probe.

I just want to clear that up as exactly the same thing happened to me late on Tuesday afternoon.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Well not exactly the same, it wasn't a doctor.

[Skiz]

I sometimes wonder how you made it to 30

Pretty simple really. Eat, stay outta the weather, get immunized, take anti-biotics when ill, drink plenty of water, etc., etc.

[Skiz]

Did the nurse actually use the term, "wet"?

[Skiz]

The average IQ in Texas is actually considered slightly retarded in the rest of the World.

True Story.

Between you and manker, that one has been used at least a dozen times. You guys need some new material. I bet there are some websites you could scam some lines from.

[Biggles]

Did the nurse mean it in a
a: sexual manner
b: scientific manner
c: observational manner
d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
e: other
?


Look,

imagine having a male doctor feeling up your prostate gland and along the way mentioning that his fingers slid in very easily and that he didn't have to use any lube at all.
Would you care what manner it was said in?:ermm:

Yes

If he sounded worried I would be worried if he was pissing himself I would be peeved.

[Mr JP Fugley]

The average IQ in Texas is actually considered slightly retarded in the rest of the World.

True Story.

Between you and manker, that one has been used at least a dozen times. You guys need some new material. I bet there are some websites you could scam some lines from.

It's actually true mate.

I wouldn't suggest that it were true for you, you're a bright lad. However the average IQ in Texas is officially within the range of mild retardation.

[Mr JP Fugley]

When i say bright lad, that's obviously for a Texan like.

[Biggles]

When i say bright lad, that's obviously for a Texan like.

:lol:

[Skiz]

When i say bright lad, that's obviously for a Texan like.

I actually got a chuckle out of that one. :pinch:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:

Good man.

[hippychick]

If that happened to me and it was a butch looking dike saying that to me. I would be creeped out!
Hell, I would be creeped out no matter who said that. Laying there with your private parts all exposed and then being hit on is wrong in so many ways.
Your friend could probably get her on sexual harassment and maybe get some money out of this. ;)

[Mr JP Fugley]

It would need to be homosexual harassment, Shirley.

[hippychick]

It would need to be homosexual harassment, Shirley.

It sounds like the nurse is a female and a fugly butch at that.
So I guess it could be a "lesbian butch sexual harassment charge"
It could still hold up if she was truly offended.
gag no way was she wet :sick:

[tesco]

My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet :pinch:
Then what happened?

[Skiz]

Go get a Penthouse Forum if you want the end. :lol:

[Squeamous]

My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet :pinch:

And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary :pinch::pinch:

Wow, are they still using that method in Scotchland? Here in the centre of civilisation they have an alternative to the fanny jack.....a little plastic thing that looks like a tampon applicator. They push it in (while talking about the weather) and then press a button and a little brush comes out the end to gently waft at your cervix for a few seconds. Then it retracts, cervical cells attached, and goes into a solution. Job done, pants on, you're out of there.

Oh, and all nurses look like that, and your friend probably didn't wash right before the smear :D

[bunny67]

Oh, and all nurses look like that, and your friend probably didn't wash right before the smear :D:lol:

[Squeamous]

You've got to feel for the nurse.......how would you feel if you went to give someone a smear and the dirty byatch either hadn't washed or was getting off on it? :P

[Skiz]

Is that akin to visiting the dentist w/o brushing, prior? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, but without the bits of food in it.

[Skiz]

That makes for a boring visit though, doesn't it?

An one less Lounge thread to boot.

You have to spice things up a bit. Maybe I'll sit in the dentists waiting room next appointment and eat Oreos.

[Skweeky]

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none

[Skweeky]

I don't actually know why I decided to start a rant.

I'm not even Scottish :huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

so no pics then? :unsure:

[killer23]

My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet :pinch:

And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary :pinch::pinch:

its not the nurses fault that your friend is wet, suggests your friends a lesbo, so start worrying about your friend and not the nurse. :yup:

[Spider_dude]

better than getting a waffle stuck up yer flange, am i rite?

[Skweeky]

I wouldn't know
That's more your department

[Spider_dude]

yeah pushing.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Why would you push a waffle up our own flange, that's just sick.

[Squeamous]

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none

I'm just saying, that to you advancement in the field of fanny ratcheting probably means no longer using a car jack, but the method of choice for a sophisticated Londoner is a little more genteel.

[Spider_dude]

it's just advanced cos there's more fannys in London.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[Biggles]

so no pics then? :unsure:

A blessing surely - I find medical pron disturbing :ph34r:

[Something Else]

I should imagine a smear test feels something like this:

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3241/20070531231207kw6rw6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Chip Monk]

so no pics then? :unsure:

A blessing surely - I find medical pron disturbing :ph34r:

Don't do it then. There's other ways you can make ends meat.

[Biggles]

A blessing surely - I find medical pron disturbing :ph34r:

Don't do it then. There's other ways you can make ends meat.

Fair point although the quick bucks offerred by a forceps and lipo-suction syringe are hard to resist. :ermm:

[Chip Monk]

Don't do it then. There's other ways you can make ends meat.

Fair point although the quick bucks offerred by a forceps and lipo-suction syringe are hard to resist. :ermm:

It's also how you keep the butt of a 12 year old boy.

[Biggles]

Fair point although the quick bucks offerred by a forceps and lipo-suction syringe are hard to resist. :ermm:

It's also how you keep the butt of a 12 year old boy.

Fringe benefits obviously

[Gripper]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/iba0130l.jpg

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Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

[Skweeky]

Exactly

[Squeamous]

Er, women occasionally have a lot bigger things up them than a speculum. Men....wusses!

[CrabGirl]

I nearly died laughing at work today when a female colleage was telling a story about having a coughing fit in the middle of a smear, all her muscles spasming like they do, and in a more sudden, and more public version of the well-known cough-dislodge tampon scenario, shot the speculum across the room.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

Ever done it while having sex?

[Biggles]

Having sex with somebody with a speculum loaded vagina sounds suicidal :huh:

[Squeamous]

Silly Biggy.

[CrabGirl]

:lol:

Ever done it while having sex?

:glag: The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! :happy:

[Biggles]

:lol:

Ever done it while having sex?

:glag: The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! :happy:

if secret chuckle = pissing oneself helplessly then I think we have all seen it :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

:glag: The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! :happy:

if secret chuckle = pissing oneself helplessly then I think we have all seen it :ermm:

Yup! That's the one!

This made me glag my pants off a few weeks ago. I'm going straight to hell.


A few years back, when I was less choosy than now, I once met up with a lovely woman of t'internet, the only possibly problem that she was blind.

Being, as I said, of the less choosy nature things happened and we went to her place.

As we were having fun (it'd been a while for her apparently!), a sudden flash of realisation hit me.

No, not "why am I shagging a blind woman"

but, "she can feel me, but she can't see me!!"

As I lay there with her on top, I started pulling stupid faces, gurning like a right mong at her, and she was none the wiser until I started laughing to myself. She stopped and asked if I was ok, I just said yeah, I was loving it.

I still feel so ashamed at myself for that whole episode and especially my childish actions, but then I start laughing again.

[Mathea]

I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.

[Squeamous]

:glag: The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! :happy:

You mean it's not just me? :P

[CrabGirl]

I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.

Oh Noes! :O :pinch:

I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.

They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences. :dry:

Oh, Men... don't read the above.

[Spider_dude]

ouch

[Proper Bo]

I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.

Oh Noes! :O :pinch:

I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.

They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences. :dry:

Oh, Men... don't read the above.

That post is a perfect example of why wimmin shouldn't be allowed on the internets.

[CrabGirl]

Oh Noes! :O :pinch:

I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.

They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences. :dry:

Oh, Men... don't read the above.

That post is a perfect example of why wimmin shouldn't be allowed on the internets.

Shut up and get back in the Kitchen fag-boy. :blink:

[Squeamous]

And don't come out again without some pie and a coffee.....and one for the slag too if you will.

[Alien5]

yay girlpower :01: :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

:snooty: I'm drinking wine, not coffee.

Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.

Squeamous not Allen.

And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!

[Squeamous]

:snooty: I'm drinking wine, not coffee.

Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.

Squeamous not Allen.

And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!

I like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way :happy:. He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.

I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?

[CrabGirl]

:snooty: I'm drinking wine, not coffee.

Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.

Squeamous not Allen.

And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!

I like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way :happy:. He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.

I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?

And your concrete is always shinier!

I grew up in Camden and I miss it, but although Plymouth is pretty rubbish I love it really down here. We've just had our first Lush arrive in the new "mall" and finally we've got good shoe shops.

This board is full of touchy people but they're/we're ok really!

[Something Else]

Camden? you're not missing much, tourists and beanburgers mostly :dabs: meh...

[Biggles]

I like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way :happy:. He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.

I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?

And your concrete is always shinier!

I grew up in Camden and I miss it, but although Plymouth is pretty rubbish I love it really down here. We've just had our first Lush arrive in the new "mall" and finally we've got good shoe shops.

This board is full of touchy people but they're/we're ok really!

How very dare you :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

Camden? you're not missing much, tourists and beanburgers mostly :dabs: meh...


You're forgetting the pushers outside the station, the dodgy indian men outside their S&M clothes shops trying to get you to go inside, the stinky lock etc

It's so much more than a tourist area though. I love Camden especially in the winter when there are no fecking people around and half the shops are closed.

Sitting in the Lock Square on Christmas day (had to get out of the house) in the winter sunshine listening to the mobiles in the wind and watching the water was one of the most peaceful moments of my life. Plus it has The Jazz Cafe, the Dublin Castle, The Worlds End, Regents Park, cheap shoes and vintage clothes, in the summer it just has too many people and too much tat.:dry:

[Something Else]

Fraid it's got worse then, winter is :wank: there too now...:(

[CrabGirl]

Fraid it's got worse then, winter is :wank: there too now...:(


My folks are there which is what matters.And the Heath is on my doorstep. I love winter too. It means black tights, short skirts and boots, with a long coat. :naughty:

[Something Else]

Sounds sexy, in fact, the wife is naggin me to come to bed, thx for gettin me in the mood ;)
The heath is great :) We went autumn gathering there the other day, got conkers etc....sweet..

[CrabGirl]

Sounds sexy, in fact, the wife is naggin me to come to bed, thx for gettin me in the mood ;)

Ewwwwwww. Have a good one! :happy:

[Squeamous]

And your concrete is always shinier!

I grew up in Camden and I miss it, but although Plymouth is pretty rubbish I love it really down here. We've just had our first Lush arrive in the new "mall" and finally we've got good shoe shops.

This board is full of touchy people but they're/we're ok really!

Aw, I love Plymouth. Reminds me of holidays with my family as a kid. We have great shopping in London (especially Camden, if you're not looking for anything specific), but the crowds are so bad I never make the most of it. I can't cope with the crowds of aimless wandering people. And the shops are all generic. I went shoe shopping the other day and all I could find were sensible middle aged flats or horrible electric blue/lime green/canary yellow pointy toed 3 inch high clown shoes. Stoopid fashion :angry:.

[MediaSlayer]

I'm trying to find a specific t-shirt designed by a local(London) fashion designer. Do you know any links to online outlets over there so I could browse to see if I can find it? I've already googled for the shirt with no luck.

[Squeamous]

Ummm, not really M. Silly question maybe but have you tried Ebay UK?

What's the name of the designer?

[thewizeard]

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none


Skweeky now!! :O

[thewizeard]

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none


Skweeky now!! :O

[thewizeard]

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none


Skweeky now!! :O

[Imagine_If]

Somethings slowing things here

[Skweeky]

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none


Skweeky now!! :O


I'm sorry Nigel, but I've had a fair bit of Scottish in me over the past few years :P


Anyway,
Glasgow is better for shopping than London
Period.

[Something Else]

oops, sorry, I stepped in the lady thread...

[Squeamous]

Just wondering but what exactly is file sharing......does it involve saving money? Because that might be why there are so many Scotch on this board.

[Squeamous]

oops, sorry, I stepped in the lady thread...

I wondered what that smell was.

[Skweeky]

Just wondering but what exactly is file sharing......does it involve saving money? Because that might be why there are so many Scotch on this board.


Where is this Scotch?

And is it free?:w00t:

[Squeamous]

Right here in my coffee......ahhhh, sweeeeeet Friday night. I thought you'd never come!

[Biggles]

Just wondering but what exactly is file sharing......does it involve saving money? Because that might be why there are so many Scotch on this board.

Kelvin the Kunt started a trend I see :dry:

- although how anybody who wrote "Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster" expects to be taken seriously beats the hell out of me

[Squeamous]

Eh? Are you speaking Senile Old Geezerish again?

[Biggles]

Eh? Are you speaking Senile Old Geezerish again?

:dry:

I take it you didn't see Kelvin McKenzie's anti-Scottish rant on Question Time last night. Actually it was so bizarre I can't find it in me to be offended.

[Squeamous]

Who is he?

My mocking comes from a good place you know :).

By the way, what's your accent like? In my mind you sound a bit like Mrs Doubtfire.

[Biggles]

He was the editor of the Sun hence the Freddie Starr thing. I think he is a professional twat now.

I can't recall Mrs Doubtfire's accent but I find the idea mildly distressing :unsure:

Not strong, mildly teuchtarish with a touch of the far North (our far North) although I am working on my Dr Finlay/Fyfe Robertson accent

[Squeamous]

He was the editor of the Sun hence the Freddie Starr thing. I think he is a professional twat now.

I can't recall Mrs Doubtfire's accent but I find the idea mildly distressing :unsure:

Not strong, mildly teuchtarish with a touch of the far North (our far North) although I am working on my Dr Finlay/Fyfe Robertson accent

What was the gist of his 'point' then?

That was a really good description, and if I had a clue what any of those references meant I'm sure I'd be able to hear you in my head with crystal clarity. You'll have to excuse my ignorance ;). By the way, are you coming to the EE meet in Birmingham?

[Biggles]

He was the editor of the Sun hence the Freddie Starr thing. I think he is a professional twat now.

I can't recall Mrs Doubtfire's accent but I find the idea mildly distressing :unsure:

Not strong, mildly teuchtarish with a touch of the far North (our far North) although I am working on my Dr Finlay/Fyfe Robertson accent

What was the gist of his 'point' then?

That was a really good description, and if I had a clue what any of those references meant I'm sure I'd be able to hear you in my head with crystal clarity. You'll have to excuse my ignorance ;). By the way, are you coming to the EE meet in Birmingham?

He was basically saying what a git Brown was and then in a fit of hyperbole said that all Scots liked to spend money but they don't like earning it. Given that spending money makes most Scots feel slightly nauseous and we virtually invented the Protestant work ethic he was clearly talking bowlarks - he got booed down and that was a Southern English audience.

Can't make the Birmingham do as work stuff clashes though I am going to look in on the Sunday do as I will be in Glasgow anyhoo taking stuff up to my son's student flat. Are you heading up to Birmingham?

[Squeamous]

My God....imagine if he was in Scotland when he said it? What am I saying...the gutless little prick wouldn't have said it in Scotland. In my line of work Scots have a reputation for being brilliant engineers, scientists and doctors and having some of the finest universities in the UK.

I'm looking forward to the pics from Sunday......please make sure Biggy's camera goes missing for a few hours at least yeah? I'm going to Birmingham, yes. I'm a bit worried because there will be a pub quiz and I get a little competitive :).

[Biggles]

My God....imagine if he was in Scotland when he said it? What am I saying...the gutless little prick wouldn't have said it in Scotland. In my line of work Scots have a reputation for being brilliant engineers, scientists and doctors and having some of the finest universities in the UK.

I'm looking forward to the pics from Sunday......please make sure Biggy's camera goes missing for a few hours at least yeah? I'm going to Birmingham, yes. I'm a bit worried because there will be a pub quiz and I get a little competitive :).



Good luck with the quiz - they really are into those aren't they? I saw Sally was doing some on line and was tickled by the idea of two hours of questions on the double helix - got PM'd about comparing her to SD :unsure: think I am in the bad books. :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Good luck with the quiz - they really are into those aren't they? I saw Sally was doing some on line and was tickled by the idea of two hours of questions on the double helix - got PM'd about comparing her to SD :unsure: think I am in the bad books. :dabs:

You're a bad Nog :D

[MediaSlayer]

Ummm, not really M. Silly question maybe but have you tried Ebay UK?

What's the name of the designer?

Yes, I have. I scoured the net for a while before asking.

I don't know the designer, but I would recognize it immediately if I saw a pic. It's a black shirt, with a flames design on the front iirc. Also, on the front it read in bold "Sworn to Rock".

[Biggles]

Ummm, not really M. Silly question maybe but have you tried Ebay UK?

What's the name of the designer?

Yes, I have. I scoured the net for a while before asking.

I don't know the designer, but I would recognize it immediately if I saw a pic. It's a black shirt, with a flames design on the front iirc. Also, on the front it read in bold "Sworn to Rock".

It is getting tight for Hallow'een too.

[Squeamous]

Yes, I have. I scoured the net for a while before asking.

I don't know the designer, but I would recognize it immediately if I saw a pic. It's a black shirt, with a flames design on the front iirc. Also, on the front it read in bold "Sworn to Rock".

Hmmm, it's toughie alright. Where did you see it? I'm trying to think of the sort of outlet that would sell it.

You could always have a company do a mock-up of it if you can't find it. Cafepress.com allow you to download a graphic and have it transferred onto a T-shirt.

[MediaSlayer]

I saw it displayed on the torso of a trendy portuguese fella named "pedro" while partying in vegas. We were staying at the same hostel, so not like a mate but not a stranger either. I tried to buy it, unsucessfully, then asked how he got it. He did tell me the designer but it was no one familiar to me, but that's natural I don't live in London.

[Squeamous]

Ah! Well, London is a pretty large and diverse city, and I am deeply unfashionable so I'm struggling to help you with this one. Sorry! :)

[Defy]

That sounds very similar to a situation I had. Only the old-ass nurse was dabbing KY Jelly on her gloved hand and loudly proclaimed, "Now this is just to make the penetration process a little smoother. It's kinda like when you get wet. Do you ever get wet?"

:sick:

[Hairbautt]

This thread delivers.

[MediaSlayer]

those r way better than my prostate exam story.

[Squeamous]

I'm starting to feel grateful my nurse sticks to talking about the weather.

[Something Else]

bout the T-shirt....Paul Smith did quite a few flame shirts a while back...ring any bells?

[Alien5]

how much does it cost to take your smear test?

[MediaSlayer]

bout the T-shirt....Paul Smith did quite a few flame shirts a while back...ring any bells?


no, but thx for the suggestion, I'll have a proper look when I'm able to log on again later.

[Squeamous]

how much does it cost to take your smear test?

S'free innit.

[Skweeky]

how much does it cost to take your smear test?



Were you actually under the impression that any of us would pay to have this done? :huh:

[Alien5]

i suppose so :idunno:

[Skweeky]

So...

you would pay for having an anal probe shoved up your arse, would you?

[Skweeky]

In fact... don't answer that

You probably do, on a regular basis

[Squeamous]

how much does it cost to take your smear test?



Were you actually under the impression that any of us would pay to have this done? :huh:


Maybe he meant 'how much would you charge me to let me take the test for you'? I hear some 'straight' men like that sort of thing :mellow:.

[Hairbautt]

Took me five days to figure out that ya'll were talking about a pap smear.

Ew. I just learned what that was. Ew.

I'm outta this thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/EekOut.gif

[Hairbautt]

Ew.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Fuck sake Herbert, are you 12.

[Hairbautt]

No. I've been 19 for a little over a year now.

[tesco]

No. I've been 19 for a little over a year now.
:lol: