Hoi Les

[Mr JP Fugley]

Let's give up this shit and become bicycle couriers in London.

Not people who courie bicycles, people who use bicycles to courie obviousement.

[Biggles]

It sounds appealing but don't those waggish Londoners nick ones bike the moment ones back is turned for a couple of seconds. I know that Boris Johnstone chappie was a bicycle courier and was constantly losing his bike - became an MP instead. I believe he wants to become Mayor of London so he can control the police and find his missing bikes or something.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah, fair point.

What could we do well. Are you up for rent boy, just say the word and I'm in.

[Biggles]

Yeah, fair point.

What could we do well. Are you up for rent boy, just say the word and I'm in.

We might have to work on the wording a bit. Boy might be stretching the Trades Description Act a tad.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Good speech.

How do you fancy a bit of deep ocean exploration. I've got a Tag watch that goes down for like miles. That and a couple of pairs of Speedos and we'll be quids in.