Don't you hate it when....

[Squeamous]

You step into the bath without even a hint of impending bowel movement, but then the moment, the very moment, you've finished bathing, lotioning, perfuming etc etc you get a sudden case of explosive diarrhoea :angry:.

Your turn.....

[Mr. Mulder]

don't you hate it when you have serious aids and are not going into work but you're up at half seven anyway cos you promised your brother a lift to college :no:

[brotherdoobie]

Or you've finished with your explosive bowel movement
and have wiped,flushed, pulled up your pants/skirt
etc etc - and you realize your explosive bowel
movement isn't quite over.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

Or you're driving your brother to college when your explosive bowel movement isn't quite over so you have to get out of the car and onto the pavement and go all tubgirl right in front of all his friends.

[brotherdoobie]

...and being quite wasted you grab one of your brother's pikey friends Polo shirts and wipe your arse with it...realizing your still not done with your bout of explosive diarrhea.


-bd

[Squeamous]

That's the thing about diarrhoea, everyone can relate to it.

[weenden]

what i hate is when you step out of the shower and you have to have a serious bowl movement then i have to re shower caus i feel like a scuz

[Biggles]

Don't you just hate it after having a bath you have an explosive bowel movement but you hadn't actually got out of the bath yet.

[Chip Monk]

:glag: :earl:

Have you people never heard of butt plugs.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T_1tSWVak8

[Alien5]

:glag: :earl:

Have you people never heard of butt plugs.

http://www.linky.no/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/tomthefag.jpg

[Squeamous]

Don't you just hate it after having a bath you have an explosive bowel movement but you hadn't actually got out of the bath yet.
The NHS really ought to fund alzheimer drugs......it's at times like this it's really brought home to me how little provision there is for the elderly. So saaaaad.

[Squeamous]

Poor woman.....you just know she really thought that was going to be a fart.

[manicgeek]

It's the really bright bloke that makes me laugh... "oh shit" indeed.

[Gripper]

you think you were wearing a condom.:O:naughty:

[brotherdoobie]

you think you were wearing a condom.:O:naughty:


...and find out - that "she" was wearing a condom. :blink:



-bd

[lynx]

Poor woman.....you just know she really thought that was going to be a fart.You are supposed to take the piss, not empathise.

Net etiquette is going right down the drain these days.

[Squeamous]

Sorry, must try harder.

[brotherdoobie]

I wouldn't bother. This place has gone mad (actually, it's always been a bit loony).
You're doing fine, dear.


Peace, Paul :happy: