"The Willow and goul" by The Vergent Tallion.

[mr.mystery]

This is the second thread, the first was mocked by childish posters, please excuse them.

My latest work

this is a question to all of you here who decide to read this.

As far as the shadows cast, the enravelling producers fast, even i thy be yourself says i, will welcome any predatory self says thy. When the creatures rest their willowfull wings, their chief calls out and sings, "This willowfull land that follows your wings, seems to be one of many derelict things, "no!" said i, pretrude the mountains and i shall be blessed. As far as you sing, the willowfull will rest.

by The Vergent Tallion

this is a sort of metaphoric question, those who understand it and those who dont please express your views.

[Sextent]

What on God's green Earth makes you think this will go any differently.

Post it in the drawing room if you want serious discussion and critique. That's what it's for.

[Proper Bo]

No need to repeat, ffs.

[Sextent]

No need to repeat, ffs.

FFS can't you ever follow this chaps rules.

[mr.mystery]

this is a reasonable forum, so i should be able to communicate with civilised people which you are not,

why are you purposley ruining my thread?, what is your problem?

[Sextent]

Post it in the Drawing room, half-wit. That's what it's for.

This is here so people can spam, then they don't have to do it elsewhere.

We can post anything here. Subject to the normal rules of decency and taste.

[Skweeky]

I have a feeling you're trying to make us do your homework for you.


This an extract of some sorts,isn't it?

It's too difficult to interpret without knowing the context.

Except for old boab, JP and Big Les, who all used to speak auld English when they were weanes, no one else here knows what thay says anyway.

[mr.mystery]

this is outrageous!

i cannot communicate with my fellow posters in a civilised fashion, clearly this thread is of a serious nature,you certainly wouldnt want anyone spamming your thread so why are you doing this to others?

[Skweeky]

What are you on about?
I asked you a question about the bloody thing!

And also, if you would bother to read any thread in this area, you would know they all get spammed after just about 1 page

That's what we do :huh:

[Sextent]

,you certainly wouldnt want anyone spamming your thread

Of course I would, that's what I would have created it for.

[mr.mystery]

I have a feeling you're trying to make us do your homework for you.


This an extract of some sorts,isn't it?

It's too difficult to interpret without knowing the context.

Except for old boab, JP and Big Les, who all used to speak auld English when they were weanes, no one else here knows what thay says anyway.

hello Skweeky,

this is not an extract, it is work of my own. I would describe this as a metaphoric question and not a poem. I wrote this with great thought, i would be happy if you can express your views on this.

EDIT:my previous post was not in relation to yours, but to Sextent, excuse me.

[Sextent]

You don't think I would want a serious discussion with these people. There's only about 7 I would even talk to in real life.

[Skweeky]

I don't know mate.

I love reading and writing, but it's a bit too metaphorical for me.

[mr.mystery]

thats ok Skweeky, i appreciate your time.

[Skweeky]

You don't think I would want a serious discussion with these people. There's only about 7 I would even talk to in real life.



Am I one of them?

I'd better be one of them :angry:

[Sextent]

You don't think I would want a serious discussion with these people. There's only about 7 I would even talk to in real life.



Am I one of them?

I'd better be one of them :angry:

You know it, don't sound so needy.

[Skweeky]

You don't appreciate me the way you used to.
You just take me for granted!

:snooty:

[Chewie]

This is the second thread, the first was mocked by childish posters, please excuse them.

My latest work

this is a question to all of you here who decide to read this.

As far as the shadows cast, the enravelling producers fast, even i thy be yourself says i, will welcome any predatory self says thy. When the creatures rest their willowfull wings, their chief calls out and sings, "This willowfull land that follows your wings, seems to be one of many derelict things, "no!" said i, pretrude the mountains and i shall be blessed. As far as you sing, the willowfull will rest.

by The Vergent Tallion

this is a sort of metaphoric question, those who understand it and those who dont please express your views.A metaphoric question, eh?
Looks like an accident happened in a printing firm and the YTS kid tidied up.

[Sextent]

Well be fair, I thought I was in with a chance then.

Now you've gone and got all hunned up.

Popping to shop.

[Sextent]

This is the second thread, the first was mocked by childish posters, please excuse them.

My latest work

this is a question to all of you here who decide to read this.

As far as the shadows cast, the enravelling producers fast, even i thy be yourself says i, will welcome any predatory self says thy. When the creatures rest their willowfull wings, their chief calls out and sings, "This willowfull land that follows your wings, seems to be one of many derelict things, "no!" said i, pretrude the mountains and i shall be blessed. As far as you sing, the willowfull will rest.

by The Vergent Tallion

this is a sort of metaphoric question, those who understand it and those who dont please express your views.A metaphoric question, eh?
Looks like an accident happened in a printing firm and the YTS kid tidied up.

Double harsh.

[Skweeky]

Can you bring me a bar of Galaxy?

[mr.mystery]

This is the second thread, the first was mocked by childish posters, please excuse them.

My latest work

this is a question to all of you here who decide to read this.

As far as the shadows cast, the enravelling producers fast, even i thy be yourself says i, will welcome any predatory self says thy. When the creatures rest their willowfull wings, their chief calls out and sings, "This willowfull land that follows your wings, seems to be one of many derelict things, "no!" said i, pretrude the mountains and i shall be blessed. As far as you sing, the willowfull will rest.

by The Vergent Tallion

this is a sort of metaphoric question, those who understand it and those who dont please express your views.A metaphoric question, eh?
Looks like an accident happened in a printing firm and the YTS kid tidied up.

Chewie, why be so childish?

if you simply do not understand it then dont mock it in such a childish manner. This is a intriguing poem to say the least, when you have the intellect to understand it then post some constructive criticism, or is this spam?

i cannot tell the difference, i have copied this thread to "the drawing room" nevertheless.

[Skweeky]

Is this manker of cheese trying to be funny?

[Sextent]

Not sure who it is, doesn't look like their style.

And also Cheese would have made his own eyes bleed if he had typed that.

[Agrajag]

i have copied this thread to "the drawing room" nevertheless.

She has too.

[j2k4]

Even in light of my ignorance of Old(e) English I fear a decent parsing would obliterate it.

It looks ready to collapse from it's own pretense, actually. :whistling

[Agrajag]

It's a joke, mate.

[Agrajag]

Not one of mine btw.

[mr.mystery]

You may both think that you are rather quite intelligent however when you are faced with something you cannot understand you ramble like children. Post serious comments about this on "the drawing room" you just left.

[Agrajag]

You may both think that you are rather quite intelligent however when you are faced with something you cannot understand you ramble like children. Post serious comments about this on "the drawing room" you just left.

Fuck off and die, soon.

[mr.mystery]

You may both think that you are rather quite intelligent however when you are faced with something you cannot understand you ramble like children. Post serious comments about this on "the drawing room" you just left.

Fuck off and die, soon.

i have seen many people here use words like the above when they have felt "defeated", you are pathetic like others ive seen here, i was beginning to enjoy talking to you in "the drawing room".

[Agrajag]

Fuck off and die, soon.

i have seen many people here use words like the above when they have felt "defeated", you are pathetic like others ive seen here, i was beginning to enjoy talking to you in "the drawing room".

Are you not dead yet you condescending prick.

[mr.mystery]

calm down, young one.

Also dont forget to use the question mark on your keyboard, its there for a reason.

[Proper Bo]

As is the apostrophe key.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Is this prick still posting, I put him on ignore ages ago.

[Proper Bo]

h4r5h:cry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

h4r5h:cry:

Fair tho', I've got better things to do that listen to a condescending, semi-literate half-wit with delusions of adequacy.

No offence like Bo.

[Proper Bo]

yeah, well that's just your opinion or something.

[mr.mystery]

Is this prick still posting, I put him on ignore ages ago.

you seem to have have gone "off" and "on", that makes no sense. I wouldnt say you "ignored" me when you posted in three of my threads.

[j2k4]

calm down, young one.

Also dont forget to use the question mark on your keyboard, its there for a reason.


Billy! :whistling

[Sextent]

Is this prick still posting, I put him on ignore ages ago.

you seem to have have gone "off" and "on", that makes no sense. I wouldnt say you "ignored" me when you posted in three of my threads.

You have a surprising degree of knowledge in one so new.

FFS you must love this place you have more identities than me.

[mr.mystery]

calm down, young one.

Also dont forget to use the question mark on your keyboard, its there for a reason.


Billy! :whistling

extensive use of (:whistling) dont you have a bigger vocabulary than that? if that is even vocabulary, im not sure.

[Proper Bo]

Of course he has a bigger vocabulary than that, if you read more of his posts you'll see it enravelling in a rather willowfull fashion.

[Sextent]

Of course he has a bigger vocabulary than that, if you read more of his posts you'll see it enravelling in a rather willowfull fashion.

To say nothing of when he pretrudes.

Catch you later losers, going to do stuff :earl:.

[mr.mystery]

Of course he has a bigger vocabulary than that, if you read more of his posts you'll see it enravelling in a rather willowfull fashion.

An insult with a low degree of thought put in, only a memory of a goldfish is required, are you a goldfish?

[Proper Bo]

Of course he has a bigger vocabulary than that, if you read more of his posts you'll see it enravelling in a rather willowfull fashion.

An insult with a low degree of thought put in, only a memory of a goldfish is required, are you a goldfish?

To what insult do you refer? I was just saying his vocabulary is rather asparagatory.

[mr.mystery]

An insult with a low degree of thought put in, only a memory of a goldfish is required, are you a goldfish?

To what insult do you refer? I was just saying his vocabulary is rather asparagatory.

and another,

proceed.....

[Proper Bo]

Oh come on, you're not even trying anymore, young one.

[Chewie]

A metaphoric question, eh?
Looks like an accident happened in a printing firm and the YTS kid tidied up.

Chewie, why be so childish?

if you simply do not understand it then dont mock it in such a childish manner. This is a intriguing poem to say the least, when you have the intellect to understand it then post some constructive criticism, or is this spam?

i cannot tell the difference, i have copied this thread to "the drawing room" nevertheless.What's the problem? You post bullshit and ask for peoples' views...
this is a sort of metaphoric question, those who understand it and those who dont please express your views....then bitch like a preteen when you don't like the result.

Fucking nonce.

[Something Else]

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[Skweeky]

:lol:

This is great

come on mr.mystery, tell us who you really are now

[thewizeard]

It's difficult, for me with wings furled, to understand exactly what the metaphoric question is. Perhaps you could explain it to me.