View Full Version : how were you woken up this morning
snowultra
10-14-2007, 10:52 PM
my nieghbor was using a table saw to cut wood. man those things are loud.
Squeamous
10-14-2007, 11:42 PM
You don't want to know!
Hairbautt
10-14-2007, 11:52 PM
girlfriend wanted to have sex.
needy bitch.
MaaxHimself
10-14-2007, 11:59 PM
Fell out of my bed
WhiteWizard20
10-15-2007, 01:26 AM
Woke up to my alarm clock.
kaffeine
10-15-2007, 02:10 AM
neighbor put loud music.. stupid neighbor.
kallieb
10-15-2007, 03:15 AM
Woke up when I felt like it and had a cup of fresh brewed coffee. Yummy! I love Sunday mornings.
MediaSlayer
10-15-2007, 03:57 AM
You don't want to know!
hehe, did you give him permission(pre-approval at an earlier time) or was he brazen about it.
either way, good image. :)
On topic- >
Was woken up by my noisy nephews and neices. they're young and full of energy even in early morning.
bamesah
10-15-2007, 04:32 AM
by alarm clock! normal
My cat was licking my arm because he's a fat bastard and wanted to get fed.
Adster
10-15-2007, 04:45 AM
I was having a dream sound asleep woke up sore the time and thought SHIT FUCK!!! its that late what a sleep in!
Evil_Monkey
10-15-2007, 05:47 AM
Don't remember waking up....
Holy shit this can still be a dream in itself :fear: WTF!!!
Squeamous
10-15-2007, 07:04 AM
You don't want to know!
hehe, did you give him permission(pre-approval at an earlier time) or was he brazen about it.
either way, good image. :)
On topic- >
Was woken up by my noisy nephews and neices. they're young and full of energy even in early morning.
Oh, quite brazen! He might have gotten some too if he hadn't gone about it by saying 'Morning Puss!' while slapping me between the legs :rolleyes:.
I woke up to my wife using her hair dryer as she got ready to work...then I went back to sleep because my lazy arse had the day off.
Mr. Mulder
10-15-2007, 08:01 AM
by an alarm at 4:45am :dabs:
aslanozzy
10-15-2007, 08:53 AM
Dam garbage trucks
Saroman
10-15-2007, 09:55 AM
Had this disturbing dream....woke up for a moment...checked the time..thought of sleeping back..but then.. cancelled ;)
Something Else
10-15-2007, 12:59 PM
Same as most days....by an early, unwanted phonecall....:dabs:
Squeamous
10-15-2007, 01:12 PM
My weekday morning wakeup call sounds utopian in comparison! I get woken by my husband standing in front of the bed with my dressing gown saying 'get up!!!' and then I get out of bed, put my arms into it, wrap it around him and give him a squeeze and a kiss and then he scuttles off to finish getting ready for work.
You may now vomit freely.....
Mr. Mulder
10-15-2007, 01:16 PM
My weekday morning wakeup call sounds utopian in comparison! I get woken by my husband standing in front of the bed with my dressing gown saying 'get up!!!' and then I get out of bed, put my arms into it, wrap it around him and give him a squeeze and a kiss and then he scuttles off to finish getting ready for work.
You may now vomit freely.....
he'd prefer a blow job :smilie4:
Squeamous
10-15-2007, 01:32 PM
What's that?
Barbarossa
10-15-2007, 01:33 PM
He said:-
"HE'D PREFER A BLOW JOB":smilie4:
Squeamous
10-15-2007, 01:35 PM
I know, perhaps I should have said 'what's one of them?'
Barbarossa
10-15-2007, 01:37 PM
Sorry, I can't help myself, it's a form of tourettes :happy:
Squeamous
10-15-2007, 01:41 PM
If it's any consolation I thought it was much better second time around. Must be the capitals.
sleepyy
10-15-2007, 03:08 PM
i'm still sleeping
Skweeky
10-15-2007, 06:03 PM
Ah a blow job... I've not had one of those in ages
DooMeD68
10-15-2007, 10:15 PM
mobile phone alarm clock ! that usual going to work feeling !!
munkyboy04
10-15-2007, 10:16 PM
My little boy hit me round the head with an action man. The he jumped on me.
Not good.
WarrenBuffet
10-15-2007, 10:36 PM
A fucking alarm clock, like a normal person, apparently none of you are normal
Seedler
10-15-2007, 10:49 PM
butthole ache.
Something Else
10-16-2007, 12:23 AM
Woke up to this on the telly/dvd
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Squeamous
10-16-2007, 06:26 AM
A fucking alarm clock, like a normal person, apparently none of you are normal
My mummy says I'm special :snooty:
Barbarossa
10-16-2007, 09:07 AM
my 2 y.o. daughter singing "twinkle twinkle little star" at the top of her voice :wub:
Squeamous
10-16-2007, 09:59 AM
Awww!
alone, feeling lonely...only friend my PC...and off course so late:)
I haven't slept yet :ph34r:
MaaxHimself
10-16-2007, 12:47 PM
A fucking alarm clock, like a normal person, apparently none of you are normal
I guess if you think making up sob stories for an FTN invite, and editing your speedtest b/c you think no one will notice it, is normal, then we're not normal.:)
Barbarossa
10-16-2007, 12:49 PM
It's not normal to be fucked by your alarm clock either, tbh :ermm:
No one on this board is "normal".
Hairbautt
10-16-2007, 06:26 PM
Fuck off and speak for yourself^
Hairbautt
10-16-2007, 06:27 PM
Damn. Why'd it have to move to a new page? :(
mievmo
10-16-2007, 06:32 PM
why not ??
mievmo
10-16-2007, 06:32 PM
it would not last forever
by alarm clock! normal
add a baby
then
add
normal
:pinch:
Skweeky
10-17-2007, 10:19 AM
I was woken by by husband's best friend taking a shower because I was asleep on his sofa :huh:
Lilmiss
10-17-2007, 09:51 PM
Yesserday morn, I was woken up by a workmate yelling, "Are you alive?" through my letterbox. :pinch:
This morn, I had an early call to make sure I was awake.
Tomorrow morning, I shall be woken by a Winnie the Pooh alarm clock. Kindly donated by my stepma.
Normally I just wake up when the dog starts nuzzling my armpit. :unsure:
Sextent
10-17-2007, 09:56 PM
I was woken by my husband's best friend taking a shower because I was asleep on his sofa :huh:
Did you sleeping on the sofa make him fell like showering. That seems harsh.
Sextent
10-17-2007, 09:57 PM
Yesserday morn, I was woken up by a workmate yelling, "Are you alive?" through my letterbox. :pinch:
This morn, I had an early call to make sure I was awake.
Tomorrow morning, I shall be woken by a Winnie the Pooh alarm clock. Kindly donated by my stepma.
Normally I just wake up when the dog starts nuzzling my armpit. :unsure:
You live an entirely random life, I think it's great.
Lilmiss
10-17-2007, 10:03 PM
:o
Mister Bo kept me awake til all hours on Monday morn, meaning I was late for work the next day. Now everyone is worried I shall just stay in bed forever. :ermm:
Sextent
10-17-2007, 10:05 PM
:o
Mister Bo kept me awake til all hours on Monday morn, meaning I was late for work the next day. Now everyone is worried I shall just stay in bed forever. :ermm:
You young 'uns. You're like feckin' rabbits.
Not necessarily in that order.
kaffeine
10-18-2007, 04:13 AM
Last night I didn't sleep at all.. and yesterday I woke up with my alarm clock (hate the thing)
Something Else
10-18-2007, 09:45 AM
Woken by a neatly trimmed bush :D
Alien5
10-18-2007, 11:57 AM
2 coffee's and a spliff
Barbarossa
10-18-2007, 12:10 PM
My dick was up.
That is one heck of a prehensile member you have there :blink:
Something Else
10-18-2007, 12:13 PM
2 tea's and a spliff (or 2) after muff...:whistling
Squeamous
10-18-2007, 09:30 PM
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You young 'uns. You're like feckin' rabbits.
Not necessarily in that order.
Not all of us! Some of us don't do that sort of thing anymore :snooty:.
internet.news
10-19-2007, 01:27 AM
not this morning but.. after my daughter had been complaining that I was staying up too late on Saturday night, she woke me up on Sunday morning by nudging me and asking me how to turn on an old alarm clock she'd found.. then after a minute of showing, held it against my ear saying "WAKEY UP, morning" >.<
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