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Sextent
10-19-2007, 07:51 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/glisp42/Funny/11479674085078pv.jpg
Biggles
10-19-2007, 07:54 PM
SGG has a big one of those on the wall

Satanism - sneppah tihs

Surrealism fish happens
Sextent
10-19-2007, 07:56 PM
SGG has a big one of those on the wall

Satanism - sneppah tihs

Surrealism fish happens

:lol::earl:

Wiccans - Shit cultivates
Biggles
10-19-2007, 07:59 PM
Thats on there too

Wiccans - You can make shit happen but it will happen to you three times

Disneyism - bad shit doesn't happen here

Scientology -if shit happens see Dianetics p.137
thewizeard
10-19-2007, 08:01 PM
Obviously a universal concept..here a variant

and yes humour is important ...

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness people now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Something Else
10-19-2007, 08:12 PM
Anything - humour is fine by me..
Alien5
10-19-2007, 08:45 PM
benchezm :lol:
snowultra
10-19-2007, 09:33 PM
lol, most of those were really funny. i dont want to say which ones.
Sextent
10-19-2007, 09:42 PM
lol, most of those were really funny. i dont want to say which ones.

Go for it, don't be afraid of the PC brigade.

That's what Chebus would call an internal rhyme.
chalice
10-19-2007, 09:59 PM
Unitarianism- All shit looks the same.
chalice
10-19-2007, 10:01 PM
Neo-Paganism- Let's put a nice hat on this shit and maybe it won't look so shitty.
Something Else
10-19-2007, 10:02 PM
benchezm :lol:

:glag:
chalice
10-19-2007, 10:02 PM
JPaulism- Stand back, I'm gonna shit on you.
zema
10-20-2007, 12:25 AM
Communism - shit happens to everyone!
chalice
10-20-2007, 12:28 AM
Communism - shit happens to everyone!

Yay for everyone!!
AmpeD
10-20-2007, 12:29 AM
DESCARTES I shit therefore I am.
i lol'd
chalice
10-20-2007, 12:37 AM
DESCARTES I shit therefore I am.
i lol'd

LOL.
Defy
10-20-2007, 01:08 AM
I've seen this before... and I laugh my ass off every time. :D
zema
10-20-2007, 01:08 AM
:lol::lol::lol:
DESCARTES I shit therefore I am.
i lol'd
zema
10-20-2007, 01:21 AM
They asked catholic priest, Muslim imam and Jewish Rabi the money they receive from their followers - how they know what goes to God at what goes to them?

Catholic priest: I draw the cross on the floor and I throw the money in the air - what falls on the cross is for God and what falls outside of the cross is for me!

Muslim Imam: I draw crescent of the moon on the floor and I throw the money in the air - what falls on the crescent is for God and falls of it is for me!

Jewish Rabi: I throw the money in the air - what is for God he takes the rest that falls on the ground is for me!
Hairbautt
10-20-2007, 01:53 AM
Found this awhile back, thought it was a laugh: The Shit List (isms in the World) (http://www.gryniewicz.com/isms.html)

102 listed.
thewizeard
10-20-2007, 07:28 AM
JPaulism- Stand back, I'm gonna shit on you.

:lol:
drunkenm4ster
10-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Scientology - I can shit myself