Best Phrases From Films

[sxc_ant]

Put down your best phrases from films down here!!!

Denzial Washington in Training Day "King Kong aint got shit on me" Klassik

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Austin Powers Goldmember:- "your going the right way for a smacked bottom and i dont care who knows bout it"

[juderobs]

Pulp Fiction

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"

[sxc_ant]

theres 2 off snatch:- The Russian :- " Drop the Gun fat boy"

"what fucked?"
"yeh real fucked b4 ze germans get there"


Its not a film but Bo'Selecta. the michael jacko one "CHamone mutha fuka"

[Barbiegirl]

Ok, this is a really stupid one, but it cracks me up every time I hear it!

From the Beavis and Butthead movie:

After Butthead receives the rectal exam by the big ugly nurse, he has that great Butthead look on his face and says "uh.... did i just score?"
:P :D

[Dapadipz]

Terminator

Arnie


Hasta La Vista, Baby

Die Hard

McClane


Yippi Ki Yay Motherfu**er

[MetroStars]

The Shining

Here's Johnny

[Skillian]

Scotty n'est pas!

[Loomis]

Pulp Fiction (once again):

"Oh shit! I shot Marvin in the face!"

- Vincent Vega, after shooting Marvin in the face (accidentaly)

[Tramontane]

Boondock Saints: "Is it dead?"

[Gooch2k]

Ash in Evil Dead 3 - Army Of Darkness

"Give me some sugar baby".

[(¯`·._.·[Rob]·._.·´¯)]

Arnie




i'll be bACK

[miffo]

Sam L Jackson in Jackie Brown
"I may be dumb but I aint no dumbass"

Beavis in B&B do America standin at the Hoover dam
"Is this a god damn"

Homer Simpson from the copycat episode of the Shining (the Shinning :lol: )
in the second room he knocks down the door
to after the 1st one was empty
"DAAVID LETTERMAN"

ze Germans in snatch allways cracks me up
:lol: :lol:

[Agent Smart]

Originally posted by (¯`·._.·[Rob]·._.·´¯)@13 July 2003 - 21:33
Arnie




i'll be bACK
Never heard that one before.

[3rd gen noob]

Arnie: "Talk to the hand"

[TerminatorStout]

Adam Sandler in Billy Madsion
after the old man stomps out the bag of flaming dog sh*t and says to his wife it's poop again!

Adam sandler says: "He called the sh*t poop!"

:lol:

TS

[that1dude]

the stupid guy in out cold

"did i ever tell you that i invented snowboarding" :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Snatch *The Movie Full Of One Liners*

*Avi - Sit down and shutup you big bald f*ck

*BrickTop - How could you loose him, Its not like he's a set of car keys and its not like he is inconfuckingspicous now is he??

*Tommy: Its for protection
Turkish: Protection from what, Ze Germans??

*Tony: Bonjur

*Tony: You can call me susan if it makes you happy??

I could sit here and repeat the whole movie its so funny...

[RGX]

all of snatch

Aliens

"Marines, we are LEAVING!!!"

"Game over man, game over!"

The Matrix

"Are you telling me I can dodge bullets?"

"Im telling you that by the time we've finished....you wont have to"

Matrix reloaded

"Lets go"

[share4uk]

Some bloke off the film 'The Thing' - When he sees the aliens head come off and turn into a spider:

"You gotta be fcukin kiddin!" :blink:

[EoN]

The Matrix: "Goodbye Mr. Anderson"

Fight Club: "Only when you have lost everything are you free to do anything"

[maddytherenegade]

This quote always gives me gosebumps:
GLADIATOR
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


Marcus Aurelius: When was the last time you were home?
Maximus: Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.






sOME FUNNY ONES TOO...
Jim carrey's remarks are memorable in all his films especially in me,myself and irene:



Charlie Baileygates to his teen sons:
Now you know the house rules, no bitches after eleven.

Lieutenant Gerke on Jim Carrey: The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit.




SOME from snatch

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.


Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

[Raukothar]

"No. Try Not. Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'"
-Jedi Master Yoda

[-=Hellfire=-]

" I freaked out, joined the army, went into business with myself, professional killer." - Marty Blank (Grosse Point Blank)

[Porsche]

"You are the ones who are the ball lickers" - Jay and Silent bob strike back

[Celerystalksme]

From The Matrix

*Fate it seems isn't without its sense of irony*

Crossroads *the britney spears film*

Britney's Character: My mum said that i was a mistake and she didn't want me...

-later on in the film-

Britney's Characters Dad: Im not mad at you hunney, we all make mistakes...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[mogadishu]

Jay and Silent Bob - I told em you looooove the cock!

The entire speech by samuel l jackson in pulp fiction before he shoots the guy.

[ehnoismemu]

any phrase from Charles Chaplin's LITTLE TRAMP. they sound just like nothing else.

[2MOK]

"I've got a bad feeling about this!"

If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.

[kylman5000]

"English motherf**ker! Do you speack it?" -Pulp Fiction

[MediaSlayer]

Sorry dint read the thread but here goes anyway...
Dog Day Afternoon
"You robbed a bank on a whim?" ... "He robbed a bank on a whim!"