View Full Version : Best Phrases From Films

07-13-2003, 05:29 PM
Put down your best phrases from films down here!!!

Denzial Washington in Training Day "King Kong aint got shit on me" Klassik

07-13-2003, 05:34 PM
Austin Powers Goldmember:- "your going the right way for a smacked bottom and i dont care who knows bout it"

07-13-2003, 05:43 PM
Pulp Fiction

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"

07-13-2003, 05:48 PM
theres 2 off snatch:- The Russian :- " Drop the Gun fat boy"

"what fucked?"
"yeh real fucked b4 ze germans get there"

Its not a film but Bo'Selecta. the michael jacko one "CHamone mutha fuka"

07-13-2003, 06:29 PM
Ok, this is a really stupid one, but it cracks me up every time I hear it!

From the Beavis and Butthead movie:

After Butthead receives the rectal exam by the big ugly nurse, he has that great Butthead look on his face and says "uh.... did i just score?"
:P :D

07-13-2003, 06:40 PM


Hasta La Vista, Baby

Die Hard


Yippi Ki Yay Motherfu**er

07-13-2003, 06:48 PM
The Shining

Here's Johnny

07-13-2003, 07:01 PM
Scotty n'est pas!

07-13-2003, 07:29 PM
Pulp Fiction (once again):

"Oh shit! I shot Marvin in the face!"

- Vincent Vega, after shooting Marvin in the face (accidentaly)

07-13-2003, 08:40 PM
Boondock Saints: "Is it dead?"

07-13-2003, 09:31 PM
Ash in Evil Dead 3 - Army Of Darkness

"Give me some sugar baby".

07-13-2003, 09:33 PM

i'll be bACK

07-14-2003, 12:24 AM
Sam L Jackson in Jackie Brown
"I may be dumb but I aint no dumbass"

Beavis in B&B do America standin at the Hoover dam
"Is this a god damn"

Homer Simpson from the copycat episode of the Shining (the Shinning :lol: )
in the second room he knocks down the door
to after the 1st one was empty

ze Germans in snatch allways cracks me up
:lol: :lol:

Agent Smart
07-14-2003, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by (`._.[Rob]._.)@13 July 2003 - 21:33

i'll be bACK
Never heard that one before.

3rd gen noob
07-14-2003, 03:36 AM
Arnie: "Talk to the hand"

07-14-2003, 04:34 AM
Adam Sandler in Billy Madsion
after the old man stomps out the bag of flaming dog sh*t and says to his wife it's poop again!

Adam sandler says: "He called the sh*t poop!"



07-14-2003, 09:14 AM
the stupid guy in out cold

"did i ever tell you that i invented snowboarding" :lol:

07-14-2003, 03:05 PM
Snatch *The Movie Full Of One Liners*

*Avi - Sit down and shutup you big bald f*ck

*BrickTop - How could you loose him, Its not like he's a set of car keys and its not like he is inconfuckingspicous now is he??

*Tommy: Its for protection
Turkish: Protection from what, Ze Germans??

*Tony: Bonjur

*Tony: You can call me susan if it makes you happy??

I could sit here and repeat the whole movie its so funny...

07-14-2003, 05:27 PM
all of snatch


"Marines, we are LEAVING!!!"

"Game over man, game over!"

The Matrix

"Are you telling me I can dodge bullets?"

"Im telling you that by the time we've finished....you wont have to"

Matrix reloaded

"Lets go"

07-14-2003, 05:54 PM
Some bloke off the film 'The Thing' - When he sees the aliens head come off and turn into a spider:

"You gotta be fcukin kiddin!" :blink:

07-14-2003, 06:46 PM
The Matrix: "Goodbye Mr. Anderson"

Fight Club: "Only when you have lost everything are you free to do anything"

07-14-2003, 07:30 PM
This quote always gives me gosebumps:
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Marcus Aurelius: When was the last time you were home?
Maximus: Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.

Jim carrey's remarks are memorable in all his films especially in me,myself and irene:

Charlie Baileygates to his teen sons:
Now you know the house rules, no bitches after eleven.

Lieutenant Gerke on Jim Carrey: The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit.

SOME from snatch

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

07-15-2003, 12:30 AM
"No. Try Not. Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'"
-Jedi Master Yoda

07-15-2003, 12:44 AM
" I freaked out, joined the army, went into business with myself, professional killer." - Marty Blank (Grosse Point Blank)

07-15-2003, 03:39 AM
"You are the ones who are the ball lickers" - Jay and Silent bob strike back

07-15-2003, 03:47 AM
From The Matrix

*Fate it seems isn't without its sense of irony*

Crossroads *the britney spears film*

Britney's Character: My mum said that i was a mistake and she didn't want me...

-later on in the film-

Britney's Characters Dad: Im not mad at you hunney, we all make mistakes...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

07-15-2003, 03:48 AM
Jay and Silent Bob - I told em you looooove the cock!

The entire speech by samuel l jackson in pulp fiction before he shoots the guy.

07-15-2003, 04:02 AM
any phrase from Charles Chaplin's LITTLE TRAMP. they sound just like nothing else.

07-15-2003, 05:01 AM
"I've got a bad feeling about this!"

If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.

07-15-2003, 05:02 AM
"English motherf**ker! Do you speack it?" -Pulp Fiction

07-15-2003, 07:01 AM
Sorry dint read the thread but here goes anyway...
Dog Day Afternoon
"You robbed a bank on a whim?" ... "He robbed a bank on a whim!"