Where Is Jp? I Demand To Know!

[fugley]

Just got back from the former USSR - went there in search of weapons grade plutonium but all I could find was some non weapons grade cabbage.


Ive only been gone two weeks and all the forum familiars seem to have become scarce.

What's been happening? Please brief me.

Where's Lilmiss, the dali lamsey and the guru of gurus JP??????


Me demands answers or me will use this cabbage in a thoroughly unpleasant way!!!!

:ph34r:

[WeeMouse]

They are all here!!!!!

They have not left us.............they wouldn't dare! :D

[fugley]

Phew! Me is relieved - I really wos gonna use this thing! (mean cabbage) Me does'nt bluff you know. HOw is you Miss Mouse??

[Lilmiss]

<span style='color:red'>fugs&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


ive missed ya my furry friend&#33;
kill any in-laws? ;) </span>

[WeeMouse]

Me&#39;s fine,man.........having a great last proper summer of fun before work begins in August&#33;

:)

[fugley]

Only four&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

While they were sleeping me smothered em with me arse hairs&#33;

I spared me sister in-law cos she was a bit tasty&#33;

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by fugley@13 July 2003 - 20:02
Only four&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

While they were sleeping me smothered em with me arse hairs&#33;

I spared me sister in-law cos she was a bit tasty&#33;
:lol:

Sounds like a fun trip&#33;

[fugley]

How is yerself lilmiss you know me has a big soft spot for ya you little kitten.

(actually it&#39;s not that big and it&#39;s more hard than soft and just a little moist on the end&#33;)

[fugley]

Originally posted by WeeMouse+13 July 2003 - 19:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (WeeMouse @ 13 July 2003 - 19:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@13 July 2003 - 20:02
Only four&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

While they were sleeping me smothered em with me arse hairs&#33;

I spared me sister in-law cos she was a bit tasty&#33;
:lol:

Sounds like a fun trip&#33; [/b][/quote]
;)

[Lilmiss]

oh dear, :huh:
he has brought his humour back too...
/me was scared of this. ;)
soooo, the plane flight wasnt bad then? :blink:
how did it all go?
had the baby yet? :D dont forget im god-mother&#33;

cbb&#39;s gone aways now. :(

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by fugley@13 July 2003 - 20:05
How is yerself lilmiss you know me has a big soft spot for ya you little kitten.

(actually it&#39;s not that big and it&#39;s more hard than soft and just a little moist on the end&#33;)
OK so Mr Fugley has melting ice lollies then. :huh: :rolleyes: :D



p.s. No &#39;stick that in yer muth then&#39; jokes pleaseee :blink:

p.p.s Sorry for butting in, I&#39;ll go away now. :)

[fugley]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+13 July 2003 - 19:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 13 July 2003 - 19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@13 July 2003 - 20:05
How is yerself lilmiss you know me has a big soft spot for ya you little kitten.

(actually it&#39;s not that big and it&#39;s more hard than soft and just a little moist on the end&#33;)
OK so Mr Fugley has melting ice lollies then. :huh: :rolleyes: :D



p.s. No &#39;stick that in yer muth then&#39; jokes pleaseee :blink: [/b][/quote]
:blink:

[Lilmiss]

its not often you are lost for words fugs&#33;
swallow a hair ball. ;)

sooooo.....the trip, the plane, the baby........

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@13 July 2003 - 19:15
oh dear, :huh:
he has brought his humour back too...
/me was scared of this. ;)
soooo, the plane flight wasnt bad then? :blink:
how did it all go?
had the baby yet? :D dont forget im god-mother&#33;

cbb&#39;s gone aways now. :(
Jeeez&#33; You have just reminded me just how complicated my life is&#33; LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

I did give birth .... it was a brown thing and believe me it was very big and it hurt&#33;
Next time me will have a cesarian section.

Ive got about three thousand experiences to relate most of them thoroughly distasteful and unpleasant - they will, I&#39;m sure manifest themselves as posts - in the fullness of time.

British customs did try to confiscate my sense of humour but decided they could&#39;nt handle it and insisted I took it back&#33;

Don&#39;t know much about the flight, I had heard about, and tried this special remedy for nervous air travellers which involves drinking Rampant Male Moose Piss. Believe me works&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; It&#39;s was tricky trying to get the moose to keep still and shoot straight, but then he was a bloke&#33;

You can see pictures of my air travellers moose piss treatment in the Sunday Sport Supplement which will be in news agents next weekend. Don&#39;t believe the headline though - it says something about me being a hairy arse moose gobbler.


Thanks for your enquiry lilmiss.

love

fugley.

[Lilmiss]

:D i dont wanna be any part in its upbringing, thanks. :P sure you will make a loving mamma tho.

the moose gobbling bit, is there something i missed? :blink:
saying that, nothing would suprise me about ya anymore fugs.
glad youre back&#33; :D :P :)
and though i will only say this once, im glad your humour is back too.

ok, you can proceed with making us all ill now....:x

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@13 July 2003 - 19:47
:D i dont wanna be any part in its upbringing, thanks. :P sure you will make a loving mamma tho.

the moose gobbling bit, is there something i missed? :blink:
saying that, nothing would suprise me about ya anymore fugs.
glad youre back&#33; :D :P :)
and though i will only say this once, im glad your humour is back too.

ok, you can proceed with making us all ill now....:x
Why thank you lil miss.....

I will ponder on some extreme vileness and pukerify all in due course.


How dat belly belly by da way????

[Lilmiss]

my belly is fine thanks. just had a veggie burger and im feeling good. :D

right, im off oot for a bit, see ya soon hairy bum
looking foward to your vileness. :blink:

[fugley]

Still I wait&#33;&#33;&#33;

Come on whos got im?

[Lilmiss]

Oi!

Fugs, where the hell are you?



:crying:

[TheDave]

this is over a year old

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, I know. :dry:


But where the hell is he? :unsure:

[TheDave]

he's got one of those "life" things

[DanB]

another disappering act :(

[Lilmiss]

Damnit, where can I buy one of those?


Can I have yours, perhaps? :unsure:

[TheDave]

he was online on crimbo eve

[TheDave]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=71342

his last post was 7 months ago though

[Snee]

Lilgravedigger tsk tsk.

[Lilmiss]

Well it is rather dull in here of late.

[Biggles]

Well it is rather dull in here of late.

:devil:

Slight adaption of one of Rat Faced's

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/8516/SwampTroll.jpg

[Lilmiss]

If you are trying to scare me before sleeptimes, Mr Biggles, it isn't working.




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/argh.gif

[Biggles]

If you are trying to scare me before sleeptimes, Mr Biggles, it isn't working.




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/argh.gif


:whistling

The merest speculation of a thought hadn't crossed my mind.

[Lilmiss]

You have a mean streak, so you do. :crying:



If you happen to find any cute pixies, lemme know.
I need some more idea's for the tatt.....quickly. :unsure:

[Biggles]

You have a mean streak, so you do. :crying:



If you happen to find any cute pixies, lemme know.
I need some more idea's for the tatt.....quickly. :unsure:

I used to be sweet and kind but two teenagers have tipped me over the edge :blink:

:devil:

Mwhahahaa

[Lilmiss]

Fair play to them.

Hope they give ya hell. :whistling










Heh heh heh. :devil:

[Biggles]

Fair play to them.

Hope they give ya hell. :whistling










Heh heh heh. :devil:







It would seem to be their goal in life. :( I need a more powerful cattle prod I think

[Lilmiss]

When my lil brother and I play my Pa up, he simply says, "Your Mother will get you." :helpsmili




Although I'm more worried about my Nana's Granny Paddle. :ermm:

[Biggles]

When my lil brother and I play my Pa up, he simply says, "Your Mother will get you." :helpsmili




Although I'm more worried about my Nana's Granny Paddle. :ermm:

This sounds like sound advice. Especially the Granny bit :devil: Both of SGG's Grans are a trifle .... eccentric. :whistling


*thinks* this might just work.

[Lilmiss]

I've only had the paddle a few times, but it stings for an age.


She even keeps a spare one on the wall. :ohmy:

[DanB]

That sounds worse than the dreaded flip flop :ph34r:

[manker]

That sounds worse than the dreaded flip flop :ph34r:Have you considered Viagra.

[Biggles]

I've only had the paddle a few times, but it stings for an age.


She even keeps a spare one on the wall. :ohmy:

:lol: Grans are always so organised - and obviously have serious authoritah!

I now have to chase SGG to bed as she has school tomorrow. This is going to be so much fun. :ph34r:

[DanB]

Have you considered Viagra.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't even think of that

[Lilmiss]

I should really be sleeping too.


But I'm scared the Pixies may find me, and claw me to death. :unsure:

[DanB]

Oh yeah you are back to work tomorrow :ohmy:

[Biggles]

I should really be sleeping too.


But I'm scared the Pixies may find me, and claw me to death. :unsure:

Not very restful watching from over the top of the duvet.

Not a problem for SGG though, since she was little she always went to bed with her magical fox and wolf who watched over her all night and were very seriously fierce indeed.

On the other hand block out the :ph34r: with a greater one. Go to bed or the Granny paddle will get you. :devil:

Good night all - I must do battle she has started watching Scubs - this not going to be pretty. :no:

[Lilmiss]

Oh yeah you are back to work tomorrow


Yup, and theres gonna be changes made.
I'm gonna demand more Post It notes, and tea bags.


I have a stuffed wabbit and sheep who watch over me, while I sleep.
Dunno what they would do if they came across SGG's wolf and fox.
Probably hide with me. :ph34r:

[DanB]

And more afternoon sleeps :01: