Brain Teasers

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Ok guy walks into a hotel pays the publican some money walks out of the hotel and gets in a car and drives off!

name what this is all about?

u can only ask yes no questions

I can say yes no or not relevent

[3rd gen noob]

do i need to ask questions?

i'm off for a game of monopoly...

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I was hoping u didnt psot here coz u were the one who i told this before :P

man has duck seeds and a wolf has to take them across the river problem is wolf eats the duck duck eats the seeds how does he do this

he can only fross the river once at a time

cn only carry 1 thing at a time

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Ad@14 July 2003 - 07:48
I was hoping u didnt psot here coz u were the one who i told this before :P

man has duck seeds and a wolf has to take them across the river problem is wolf eats the duck duck eats the seeds how does he do this

he can only fross the river once at a time

cn only carry 1 thing at a time
whoops

sorry

i won't answer this one then...

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Ad@14 July 2003 - 16:42
Ok guy walks into a hotel pays the publican some money walks out of the hotel and gets in a car and drives off!

name what this is all about?

u can only ask yes no questions

I can say yes no or not relevent
How sad you got that from Australian Big Brother :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Oh yeah did ya hear, They took gullible out of the dictionary...

I got so many people with that... :lol:

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big brother fuck off with that shit ive known this stuff since 11 years ago

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Ad@14 July 2003 - 16:59
big brother fuck off with that shit ive known this stuff since 11 years ago
Chill Winston

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btw watched about 10 seconds of that pathetic shit and its crap crap crap cant belive idiiots think its real like its paid actors

is u want real life put a camera in someones house when they dont know :P

[ezyryder]

Originally posted by Ad@14 July 2003 - 06:48
I was hoping u didnt psot here coz u were the one who i told this before :P

man has duck seeds and a wolf has to take them across the river problem is wolf eats the duck duck eats the seeds how does he do this

he can only fross the river once at a time

cn only carry 1 thing at a time
The man cooks the wolf, eats it and enjoys the flavour. He then crosses the bridge and a few hours later he gets seeds.

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The man cooks the wolf, eats it and enjoys the flavour. He then crosses the bridge and a few hours later he gets seeds.

Nope

should have mentioned that they must be alive and the seeds still in tact

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by ezyryder@14 July 2003 - 02:08
The man cooks the wolf, eats it and enjoys the flavour. He then crosses the bridge and a few hours later he gets seeds.
Either I'm so tired I'm getting goofy......or that was too damn funny!!! http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif

[lynx]

Originally posted by Ad@14 July 2003 - 07:48
man has duck seeds
What the heck are duck seeds ?

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sorry my grammer sux should be duck , seeds :(

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx+14 July 2003 - 03:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx &#064; 14 July 2003 - 03:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Ad@14 July 2003 - 07:48
man has duck seeds
What the heck are duck seeds ?[/b][/quote]
Gawd&#33; :angry:

Where do you think they get ducks from?

Eggs? :P

[Riddler]

:lol: :lol:
Trees &#33;&#33;

[lynx]

Originally posted by Riddler@14 July 2003 - 09:47
:lol: :lol:
Trees &#33;&#33;
A likely story.

I think you just fell out of yours. :lol:

[Riddler]

....and hit every branch on the way down &#33; :D

[Illuminati]

You know what? You just called AFAIK the oldest one that still exists; you must really want an answer, because anyone who doesn&#39;t even know this one shouldn&#39;t start with others :P

W = Wolf
D = Duck
S = Seeds

WDS
WS--------------D-----------&#62;
WS<-------------------------D
S-------------W------------&#62;D
S<-----------D--------------W
D------------S-------------&#62;W
D<-------------------------WS
--------------D------------&#62;WS

Should this be along with the Riddler&#39;s Gauntlet? :huh:

[Adster]

is that guitar tab?

[chalkmongoose]

Guy is found dead in a bolted room, padded, with only a puddle of water around him. A bellpull is hanging from the ceiling, but the ceiling is ten feet high, and the guy was a midgit.

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I guy hung himnself in a room with just a rope and a puddle of water how did he hang himself

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Hogster@5 August 2003 - 06:52
I guy hung himnself in a room with just a rope and a puddle of water how did he hang himself
he was standing on a block of ice
the ice melted, leaving water...

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Hogster@5 August 2003 - 06:52
I guy hung himnself in a room with just a rope and a puddle of water how did he hang himself
The rope he hung himself with was rawhide, which expands when soaked in water. He soaked it, tied the rawhide around himself, and then waited for it to dry, hence contacting again and crushing his neck.

[titey]

Originally posted by Illuminati@5 August 2003 - 04:05
The rope he hung himself with was rawhide, which expands when soaked in water.&nbsp; He soaked it, tied the rawhide around himself, and then waited for it to dry, hence contacting again and crushing his neck.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/clap.gif Kudos for the cerebral answer Illum, but if the rawhide contracted anyway, couldn&#39;t he have just strangled/choked himself to death?

Why would he need to hang himself as well? :blink:




:P Or was he just being thorough?

[lynx]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@5 August 2003 - 06:39
Guy is found dead in a bolted room, padded, with only a puddle of water around him. A bellpull is hanging from the ceiling, but the ceiling is ten feet high, and the guy was a midgit.
Where does it say that he hanged himself? That was hogster&#39;s supposition.

The bell pull was to signal turning the water off, which he managed to do, but being a midget he drowned before the water had drained away.

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3rd gen noob was correct

[titey]

Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 04:37
Where does it say that he hanged himself? That was hogster&#39;s supposition.away.
:rolleyes: The answer given by Illum was in response to Hog&#39;s riddle...

My post was in response to Illum&#39;s... ;)






Apparently no one gives a shit about what you posted. :P

[lynx]

I was under the impression that Hogster was rephrasing chalky&#39;s riddle, and added an assumption of his own.

[titey]

Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 05:13
I was under the impression that Hogster was rephrasing chalky&#39;s riddle, and added an assumption of his own.
Well, your first mistake was assuming that anything Hog posts has coherence. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 10:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey &#064; 5 August 2003 - 10:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Illuminati@5 August 2003 - 04:05
The rope he hung himself with was rawhide, which expands when soaked in water. He soaked it, tied the rawhide around himself, and then waited for it to dry, hence contacting again and crushing his neck.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/clap.gif Kudos for the cerebral answer Illum, but if the rawhide contracted anyway, couldn&#39;t he have just strangled/choked himself to death?

Why would he need to hang himself as well? :blink:




:P Or was he just being thorough? [/b][/quote]
Because there&#39;s an physiological mechanism in the body which would prevent such a thing from happening.

If you tried to strangle yourself to death, you would reach unconciousness before death, relaxing your grip on your throat and hence coming around soon after.

Bar a suicidial f*** with a one-in-a-billion-chance disorder, it would be impossible to strangle yourself to death.

Live and Learn :P

[titey]

Originally posted by Illuminati@5 August 2003 - 07:02
Because there&#39;s an physiological mechanism in the body which would prevent such a thing from happening.

If you tried to strangle yourself to death, you would reach unconciousness before death, relaxing your grip on your throat and hence coming around soon after.

Bar a suicidial f*** with a one-in-a-billion-chance disorder, it would be impossible to strangle yourself to death.

Live and Learn :P
But if he wrapped the wet rawhide around his neck... as you say... would it not contract and do the choking? :huh:

Once he passed out, the rawhide would still be "doing it&#39;s job" :unsure:

[bigboab]

Am I allowed to set a teaser in here?

[Riddler]

As long as it&#39;s got nothing to do with running shoes or wine. ;)

[bigboab]

Dont you mean whine :D