Awkward situation.

[Gripper]

:pinch:

I was in the pub yesterday having a nice few pints of ale chatting to this bloke who had recently started to come in the Pub.
As the afternoon wore on he was knocking back the Whiskeys and cider,we were flirting with the Barmaids,chatting 'bout this and that when all of sudden he asked me to go home with him and fuck him!!!:O

Turns out he's bi-sexual and thought I was to,so I quite politely said no fucking way hosay.

It don't bother me,but should I carry on talking with him or what,apart from coming on to me he's a nice guy.
How should I proceed?

[Barbarossa]

Send him this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/PA270004.jpg

You can continue to talk to him as normal in the pub, and he can go home alone and masturbate furiously over your visage.

Everyone's a winner :smilie4:

[Gripper]

I think that was what put the notion in his head in the first place,I guess the concept of fancy dress went :whoosh:

[Alien5]

;) sexy

[brotherdoobie]

Go for it.


-bd

[Gripper]

It wasn't you was it BD? :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Maybe have a poll on this gripper :01:

[kallieb]

Are you uncomfortable because a friend suddenly wanted to introduce a sexual encounter into your relationship, or because it's a same-sex situation.

How one deals with this certainly depends upon what the hang-up is.

[Gripper]

It's the same sex thing,if he can just be mates then fine,if he keeps coming on to me when I've told him no then blood will be spilt.

I was abused by a bloke when I was young and I get turned on by women not blokes.

Basically I'm Heterosexual.

[Alien5]

homophobia ftw :01:

[bigboab]

It's the same sex thing,if he can just be mates then fine,if he keeps coming on to me when I've told him no then blood will be spilt.



Either way. Blood will be spilled.:cry:

[Barbarossa]

Wear a T-Shirt with "IT'S AN EXIT NOT AN ENTRANCE!" emblazoned across the frontback.

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you politely tell him that you didn't want your backdoors kicking in :lol:

[Defy]

You should definitely consult the Magic 8 Ball for this.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Sounds like a genuine misunderstanding to me, if he thought you were a semi-gaylord as well.

Say to the bloke that you don't have a gay bone in your body and you certainly don't want his gay bone in your body. That you think he's an OK guy and that you would like to be blokey mates. That if he's cool with that you would be all like made up and stuff. However he must understand that you will not tolerate any further attempts at hawt man-on-man action. That this is not a negotiable position.

He may just have been chatting you up in the first place and doesn't really want to be just mates. You are quite the eye-candy after all.

Alternatively you could pump his arse rotten and see if you like it. You never know until you try it. Anyway it's only gay if you take it up the arse, not if you give it. That's what the lads in prison told me.

[Something Else]

Nothing wrong with a bit of straight on straight. Gopher it...

[weenden]

make sure you use protection

[Mr JP Fugley]

make sure you use protection

Good point, can I suggest a shotgun would be just the ticket.

[Something Else]

Or a rubber glove :)

[chalice]

Whiskey and cider.

Fuck that.

[MediaSlayer]

if he wants to be your bitch, treat him like one. make him buy you drinks and any other things you don't feel like buying, ask him for random favors, treat him like shit, use him, ect...

basically treat him like you would an unwanted female coming on to you that you hate. it's a win/win situation for you. think about it.

[Gripper]

Thanks for all the advice...I think,JP's was quite good,apart from the last bit. :pinch:

[100%]

I know how you feel, i get it with women all the time.