Delicate Question

[Ron]

I've been wondering about something for a long while now, and what better place to ask than this forum, where noone really knows each other, so you don't have to be embarrassed.
As some of you might know, I run a bar.
The last few years, there has been this growing interest towards anal sex. Growing is an understatement really. About 95% of the (male) customers want to have it.
Now, as this forums members should be average human beings, most of the male part of the members should be interested in anal sex too. Some will have had it.
My question is: Why?
It's not that it's that incredibly good.
It's not too hygienic either.
So why?


PS. I'm not asking to create an uproar here. :)
I'm genuinly interested.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@14 July 2003 - 16:36
About 95% of the (male) customers want to have it.
Are they wanting their fudge packed?

Or do they want to do the packing?

:blink:

[Riddler]

My guess would be; it's a bit like the old saying: " The grass is always greener.... "
In this case though, you could substitute the word grass for a shorter version of the word ! :P
If most of these guys have never tried it, and their girlfriends/wives don't want to even hear about it, well that leads to......." hmmmm, I wonder what it's like...got to get me some of that. "
Then again....maybe some of your male customers are wondering what it might be like to ' bat from the other side of the plate ', in which case you've got an entirely different topic on your hands. ;)

[mutterings]

Apparantly ;) The reason generally is that when women have kids there is a psychological process that affects men where they think that their wife girlfriend etc isnt gonna be as "tight"...also nearly every porn film that is watched has anal in it.Mix those two theories you have a reasonable answer ;) ...You could do a survey in your bar and ask em why :lol: :lol:

[liquidacid]

Well, if you are having a sexual relationship then you experiment in all sorts of stuff.



Unless you are a bit of a prude, or crap in bed. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riddler]

Originally posted by tite-wad+14 July 2003 - 14:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 14 July 2003 - 14:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@14 July 2003 - 16:36
About 95% of the (male) customers want to have it.
Are they wanting their fudge packed?

Or do they want to do the packing?

:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: That&#39;s my buddy tw, not one to beat around the bush.......area..... :D

[shn]

This is sick and disgusting.

[MetroStars]

I think the rise in men wanting 2 try Anal sex is due 2 the fact that Attitudes 2 wards sex r changing.. I mean if a guy mentiond this 2 another guy a few years back he would be branded gay... And the world is waking up 2 the fact that sex is a good thing... yes even Anal sex... if two Consenting adults want 2 try it then so be it...

i also think the porn Industry played a big part in the rise of anal sex... I mean u just have watch a Seymore Butts video... Anal sex has made this guy a Billionare..

for sum kick ass anal sex movies Type in on Kazaa --------

Seymore Butts --------- Alisha Klass u will get sum good shit..

I remeber a guy in highschool who claimed he did his GF up the Sheriffs Badge, word got a round and he was a hero...

[smellycat]

Originally posted by shn@14 July 2003 - 22:52
This is sick and disgusting.
Only if you do it right. :lol:

@Ron
Do the men want to be buggered by their wives/girlfriends (with the right tools) ?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by MetroStars@14 July 2003 - 16:59
... up the Sheriffs Badge ...
That&#39;s a term I&#39;ve never heard it called before&#33; :P

[MetroStars]

That&#39;s a term I&#39;ve never heard it called before&#33;

here&#39;s another 1 for ya tite-wad

Balloon Knot... i took that girl right up the Balloon Knot.. LOL

[tite-wad]

Yeh, that&#39;s way better than "pluggin the starhole" http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/embarrass.gif

[Razz]

well you off all ppl should know Ron that the only Anal thing i know about is dare i say it cucumbers

oh the tragic memories

/me sobs

but on a more serious not i do see where your coming from and i dont really see the great fascination with anal sex.
Oh and i have been told by a female friend of mine that apparently it feels like taking a shit in and out over and over so not very pleasant really :P

[4play]

I have no idea why it seems appealing.

A bit of the ruff i suppose, since it is dry sex if you don&#39;t count saliva :rolleyes:

[Ron]

I was talking about men who want to do the plugging. :)
I don&#39;t have female customers. It&#39;s not a lesbian bar, you know. ;)
And I can hardly ask customers why they want it so badly. I&#39;m not supposed to know, you see.
Anyway, I haven&#39;t seen talk in the 1st person here yet.
A lot of you guys should want to try it, according to statistics.
So I&#39;ll give the good example.
I tried it. It was different, but not quite what I expected.

That&#39;s why I can&#39;t see what all the fuss is about.
It is strange though, that men expect girls to do it, but when you ask them to get on the receiving side, they look at you as if you are crazy. (according to the girls anyway)
And do feel free to say you find it disgusting. This isn&#39;t a "pro anal sex" thread, just an inquiery.

[tite-wad]

Where in the hell are Baz and Jonno?

I bet they&#39;d have some input for this thread&#33; http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/naughty.gif

[Ron]

And I&#39;m waiting for some female input on this matter. :)

NikkiD, oh NikkiD, where art thou, NikkiD.
Don&#39;t go prim on me now, love. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smileysex2.gif

[Rat Faced]

Ron,

If you want to try Anal just come out and say it.

Leave Nikki out of it, there is a one way sign down there im sure B)


You are ruining that ladies reputation, you perv... :o

[Ron]

R_F,
as I said: been there, done that, not impressed. :)

Btw, we Belgians don&#39;t pay much attention to traffic signs. They&#39;re just there for the foreigners.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@15 July 2003 - 01:09
You are ruining that ladies reputation, you perv... :o
Why?
For askng her opinion on this matter?
OK then.
Skweeky, oh skweeky, won&#39;t you come out to plaaaaaaay?

Sorry, those are the only two ladies on the board I know well enough to pose the question to.

[Livy]

personally no i dont really want to do it, but its probably more of the fact that many women arent into, so men cant get it, so they wonder, which makes them insterested, like most things, he most interesting things are the things you cant get

[Rat Faced]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Ron

Livy, you are so right.

If they could get it, im sure they wouldnt be interested. ;)

I prefer the front door..

[NikkiD]

You called darling?

Okay, okay... female perspective.

The reason why men want to try it? It&#39;s considered "taboo". Sort of like a threesome. And having a lot of male friends, some who&#39;ve tried it, some who haven&#39;t, most want to, but once they have, they can&#39;t remember what the big deal was in the first place. As a woman I can&#39;t honestly say that many women I know enjoy it or even want to try it. Most who have, have done so not out of curiosity or desire, but to appease their lovers.

As for my thoughts? If you&#39;re willing to dish it out, you&#39;d better be willing to receive it as well. Nothin&#39; says lovin&#39; like a dildo up the @ss. :D

[WeeMouse]

As for my thoughts? If you&#39;re willing to dish it out, you&#39;d better be willing to receive it as well. Nothin&#39; says lovin&#39; like a dildo up the @ss.&nbsp;

*Weemouse chuckes"

Go Nikki&#33;&#33;&#33;

I dedicate this mouse-dance to you&#33;

*Weemouse dances&#33;

[Ron]

Originally posted by NikkiD@15 July 2003 - 01:17
Nothin&#39; says lovin&#39; like a dildo up the @ss. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Except for a cucumber maybe.

You should put that one in your sig dear.

[Ron]

Weemouse&#33;&#33;
How about your thoughts on the subject, while you&#39;re here?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2003 - 18:17
Nothin&#39; says lovin&#39; like a dildo up the @ss. :D
You should write for Hallmark NikkiD&#33;

Sentment like that brings a tear to me eye. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/crying.gif

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Ron@15 July 2003 - 00:24
Weemouse&#33;&#33;
How about your thoughts on the subject, while you&#39;re here?
My thoughts? I have thoughts?

:P

Experimentation is fine.....Normal sex is fine......not anal tho&#33; just doesn&#39;t do anything for me, yknow?

And that&#39;s a mouse&#39;s rambling thoughts&#33; :)

Edit: I&#39;m under 18...should i be replying? :lol:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by tite-wad@14 July 2003 - 18:27
You should write for Hallmark NikkiD&#33;

Sentment like that brings a tear to me eye. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/crying.gif
No, sentiment like that brings a burning sensation to the rectum&#33; :lol:

[tite-wad]

I believe the latter would cause the former. ;)


btw - How is it that there&#39;s over 100 registered users online and this is the only active thread in the Lounge? http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/huh.gif

[Ron]

I wonder how many views it would have had, if I had put "anal sex" in the topic title.

:D

[DarkBlizzard]

The only reason its the only active topic is because no one posts much anymore. Dont think everyones a perv like you.

[Lilmiss]

well, you gotta try everything once right? ;)
but isnt a mans g-spot up there?

[tite-wad]

So now you&#39;re calling me a perv eh? :angry:

You&#39;re off to a great start tonight aren&#39;t you Darky?

[Lilmiss]

bad timing as usual.
way to go me. :-"

[DarkBlizzard]

Originally posted by tite-wad@14 July 2003 - 18:49
So now you&#39;re calling me a perv eh? :angry:

You&#39;re off to a great start tonight aren&#39;t you Darky?
Sure, perv&#33; NO&#33; im not calling you a perv....but who knows you probably are the king of Indiana&#39;s perv&#39;s lol jk. But Ron is a damn perv. Hmmm....i dont have a name for you except...tite-hick lol

[Ron]

Yup.
The prostate can be thought of as a g-spot.
Haven&#39;t found mine yet though. :D

Btw, I think he was talking to me tite-Wad.
After all, I&#39;m considered to be the house perv around here.

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 July 2003 - 00:52
bad timing as usual.
way to go me. :-"
:lol:

We still love ya Lilmiss&#33;

have a strawberry............

[Guyver]

gross :blink:

[RollUrOwn]

:unsure: My ex-gf used to love it - a little TOO much

but, to each his own...... :blink:

[Lilmiss]

:blink: oh&#33; wee mouse, that tickles&#33; :wub: ;)
whys is everyone fighting? theres too much testosterone in this thread. :-"

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@14 July 2003 - 18:54
Btw, I think he was talking to me tite-Wad.
After all, I&#39;m considered to be the house perv around here.
Well, I asked about why it was the only active thread - he replied in reference to that.

So what else was I supposed to think? <_<


@Darky if I&#39;m a tite-hick then I suppose you&#39;re a Hoosier half-wit. :P

[DarkBlizzard]

Originally posted by tite-wad+14 July 2003 - 19:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 14 July 2003 - 19:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@14 July 2003 - 18:54
Btw, I think he was talking to me tite-Wad.
After all, I&#39;m considered to be the house perv around here.
Well, I asked about why it was the only active thread - he replied in reference to that.

So what else was I supposed to think? <_<


@Darky if I&#39;m a tite-hick then I suppose you&#39;re a Hoosier half-wit. :P [/b][/quote]
hmm....so we got a war&#33; Ok your new nickname should me...

tickle-me-hoosier

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by DarkBlizzard@14 July 2003 - 19:02
hmm....so we got a war&#33; Ok your new nickname should me...

tickle-me-hoosier
Now you&#39;re just bein goofy&#33; :wacko:


Hmmm.... I wonder where exactly "me-hoosier" is. :blink:

[smellycat]

I&#39;m just off to bed, and I&#39;ve got this damn vision in my head.

Ron is laying butt naked in his lounge, with a piece of CHEESE up his arse, just in case some passing MOUSE took a fancy. :blink:

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by smellycat@15 July 2003 - 01:11
I&#39;m just off to bed, and I&#39;ve got this damn vision in my head.

Ron is laying butt naked in his lounge, with a piece of CHEESE up his arse, just in case some passing MOUSE took a fancy. :blink:
:lol:

I think even i can give that a miss............. :P

[Ron]

Wonder why you&#39;re called Smelly cat. :D
Anyway, don&#39;t think mice, thing gerbil.

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by Ron@14 July 2003 - 19:17
Wonder why you&#39;re called Smelly cat. :D
Anyway, don&#39;t think mice, thing gerbil.
Armageddon&#33;&#33;

[Ron]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@15 July 2003 - 02:12

I think even i can give that a miss............. :P
Shut up U R underaged.
:lol:

[WeeMouse]

4 months to go&#33;&#33;&#33;

underaged............pfffffft&#33;

*Weemouse goes to nibble cheeez - fresh from the fridge&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[mutterings]

Little johnny gets home from school and tells his mum he had sex with the teacher&#33;she responds by saying"u dirty little sod get to your room and wait for your dad to get home"which he does...dada gets home goes to see johnny and says"good on yer son hear u had sex with your teacher today,you are a chip off the old block son...are you going to do it again?"..
johnny"not fucking likely i got a sore ass"&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;..... :rolleyes:

[tite-wad]

>_<

[Razz]

Originally posted by Ron+15 July 2003 - 01:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 15 July 2003 - 01:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-WeeMouse@15 July 2003 - 02:12

I think even i can give that a miss............. :P
Shut up U R underaged.
:lol: [/b][/quote]
i thought i was the only one that you called underaged

i thought we has something special

i thought

i thought........

/me begins to sob uncontrollably


and i let u.....i let u.....and u still didnt find my g spot......cucumbers.......

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by kRAyZZed+14 July 2003 - 19:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kRAyZZed @ 14 July 2003 - 19:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Ron@15 July 2003 - 01:22
<!--QuoteBegin-WeeMouse@15 July 2003 - 02:12

I think even i can give that a miss............. :P
Shut up U R underaged.
:lol:
i thought i was the only one that you called underaged

i thought we has something special

i thought

i thought........

/me begins to sob uncontrollably


and i let u.....i let u.....and u still didnt find my g spot......cucumbers....... [/b][/quote]
OMG&#33;&#33; ROFPML&#33;&#33;&#33;

I knew you&#39;d show up eventually Razz... I mean kRAyZZed.

[Razz]

ha look on the first page i showed up before u, i mean i monitor all posts that my darling ron makes.... i guess now that im 18 in 3 weeks im no longer underaged enough for him oh well


/me hangs a sign around his neck... FOR RENT....WELL USED....BROKEN IN.....WORKS WELL WITH VEGETABLES....

[tite-wad]

Oh, so this is the Razz Ron was speaking so fondley of earlier.

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/wedgie.gif

[4play]

guess now that im 18 in 3 weeks im no longer underaged enough for him oh well

it depends where your from but the legal age of consent was dropped to 16 across europe last time i heard.

[neil1967]

oh dear ron. belgian chocolate anyone&#33;
the answer to this question is simple, it&#39;s a fashion thing.
brown is the new pink&#33;

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by neil1967@14 July 2003 - 18:08
oh dear ron. belgian chocolate anyone&#33;
the answer to this question is simple, it&#39;s a fashion thing.
brown is the new pink&#33;
Jesus Christ&#33; :lol: :lol: :D

This entire topic is discusting&#33; Any anal sex is gay. I&#39;d never want to do it, even with my wife&#33; You are all screwed up for even thinking of it.

[Ron]

Not into fashion Spindulik?
Bit of a conservatist, are you?
Hmmm?
j/k


I&#39;d never want to do it, even with my wife&#33;

I don&#39;t know about the rest of you, but this doesn&#39;t sound right somehow.
"Even " with your wife? LOL
Let&#39;s just hope she doesn&#39;t get to read this.
You know how sensitive women can be.

[Spindulik]

Even Howard Stern says anal sex with a woman "feels gay".

[Riddler]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@14 July 2003 - 16:28


Edit: I&#39;m under 18...should i be replying? :lol:
Ahem...uh, right. Wee....you are not allowed to view this topic. You are a lovely mouse and we all adore you, but you&#39;re younger than my own daughter and having you contribute to this discussion just feels :huh: ...........well. :unsure: ........never mind :( ....go ask your ma if she needs help making cookies OK ? Atta girl. ;)


:lol:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Riddler@14 July 2003 - 22:28
:( ....go ask your ma if she needs help making cookies OK ? Atta girl. ;)

:lol:
Oooh&#33; :o

That patronizing tone may get you some nasty feedback Riddler&#33;


@ Spindulik - I couldn&#39;t give a rat&#39;s ass what Howard Stern thinks. :P

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Fun (http://www.sexinfo101.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?;act=ST;f=2;t=1168)

there ya go

[Ron]

Well, anal sex has at least one thing going for it.
It&#39;s one hell of a birthcontrol method.
Done just right, it&#39;s even failproof, I think.
Maybe we should be sending some of those Alissa what&#39;s-her-name video&#39;s to China.
Get them up-to-date on the latest fashion.

[Riddler]

Originally posted by tite-wad+14 July 2003 - 20:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 14 July 2003 - 20:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@14 July 2003 - 22:28
:( ....go ask your ma if she needs help making cookies OK ? Atta girl. ;)

:lol:
Oooh&#33; :o

That patronizing tone may get you some nasty feedback Riddler&#33; [/b][/quote]
:D Sure hope she knows that I&#39;m kidding. :P

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by tite-wad@14 July 2003 - 20:37

@ Spindulik - I couldn&#39;t give a rat&#39;s ass what Howard Stern thinks. :P
Unless the rat&#39;s ass involved anal sex? :lol:

[Xx_Vash_xX]

For some women this is a great thing. Because if you do it correctly, they will most likely cum or squirt all over the place making the anal even more um...wet.:-"

[j2k4]

I&#39;m not trying to be relevant or anything, but waaaaay back when my eyes were first being opened sexually, somebody brought up anal sex-"And hey, get this: you can stick it up her ass, too&#33;"-at that moment, I formed my operative thought on that score: Why, as a guy (not a gay guy), would I ever want a shitty fuck-stick?

I mean, really-adventuresome, experimental sex is a priority with my wife and me, but, from a hetero point of view what&#39;s the big deal with the poop-chute?

I always assumed homosexuals did it that way because of a, er, paucity of options.

[Ron]

That&#39;s kind of my point too j2k4.
It&#39;s not that big of a deal, so why the hype?
When I open up a newspaper, there are hundreds of little adds from girls who make a little money on the side, if you know what I mean.
Now and then, I read them out of professional interest.
It&#39;s hard to find one who DOESN&#39;T do anal.
As this is, like any other business, a question of supply and demand, there must be a HUGE demand to account for this supply.
Out of my personal experience, I can say that it aren&#39;t simply men who want to try it once. A lot of them have had it, and just want to keep getting it.
Maybe Neil was right, and it&#39;s just the latest fashion thing. :huh:

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Riddler+15 July 2003 - 04:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 15 July 2003 - 04:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-WeeMouse@14 July 2003 - 16:28


Edit: I&#39;m under 18...should i be replying?&nbsp; :lol:
Ahem...uh, right. Wee....you are not allowed to view this topic. You are a lovely mouse and we all adore you, but you&#39;re younger than my own daughter and having you contribute to this discussion just feels :huh: ...........well. :unsure: ........never mind :( ....go ask your ma if she needs help making cookies OK ? Atta girl. ;)


:lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:



I may be under 18 but I&#39;m far more sensible than most adults around my house&#33; :P

My mum&#39;s making cookies???

*Me runs off to the kitchen&#33;&#33;&#33;

[lynx]

Hmmmmm, cookies :D

[Spindulik]

I don&#39;t believe this topic even exists here&#33;

Newspapers with anal ads, what kind of paper do you read? Straight guys, here, literally admitting that they&#39;d do it, even with other guys. Girls being nonchalant about the subject. It&#39;s the "fashion" of today, do you wear it? I just don&#39;t get it. People aren&#39;t supposed to do that. Most people don&#39;t desire to do it. The only thing missing in this topic, are the Catholic priests.

It discusts me. Who wants fecal matter? :x :x :x

[Ron]

I was talking about a regular newspaper that a big part of the Flemish people read.
http://www.hln.be/hln/art/cache/art_home.html

Not my usual one, but it&#39;s well know for it&#39;s personal adds, so now and then, I take a peek to check out what the competition is doing. :)
If the above already disgusts you, I better not tell what else they offer in there.
Let&#39;s just say that it doesn&#39;t amaze me that AIDS is on the rise again in Belgium. :(

[RGX]

never tried it, and dont really want to to be honest, im perfectly happy with the one route thanks....

I wouldnt have it done to me so why should i expect a girl to have it done to her?

[lynx]

@Ron, seeing that there don&#39;t appear to be any cucumbers/courgettes etc, how would you like to try a broken ketchup bottle >_<

[oldmancan]

<_< :lol: :blink: :lol: :unsure: Ron, Ron, Ron ... the things that you bring to the Forum&#33;

I haven&#39;t had the "pleasure" from either end. Never found the idea all that attractive. Never had a partner that asked for anal penetration. Never asked a partner to "try".

I agree that there is alot more interest, or awareness, in general. Just look at how common the subject is becoming in mainstream media.

I understand that the anus has one of the highest concentrations of nerve endings in the body. Very sensitive area, duh. I suspect the sensations are the reason ppl like it (well those that do).

I don&#39;t think the taboo aspect is what entices ppl.

I imagine anal sex is like any other in that it&#39;s not just doing it but how (well) you do it that counts.

Btw, really glad that there isn&#39;t an emoticon related to the topic.

[crazy_billy_bats]

up the shite pipe &#33;? no thanks &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
thats meant for your excrement in my opinion and thats about it &#33;&#33;&#33;

on second thoughts...........

[Ron]

Errmmm.....
I don&#39;t quite know how to explain this, but......
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/mother.jpg

:blink: :blink: :blink:

[tite-wad]

Gee&#33; :o

Only 10 months till Mother&#39;s Day&#33;&#33;&#33;

I&#39;d better hurry and order it now&#33; :P