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hippychick
11-02-2007, 07:42 PM
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

Actatoi
11-02-2007, 10:37 PM
:lol::lol::lol:

Great kid.

gossard25
11-05-2007, 06:22 AM
Yet another funny one! :D :D :D

Defy
11-05-2007, 07:01 PM
:glag:

Little Johnny must be a hit with all the ladies. :lol:

snowultra
11-05-2007, 07:34 PM
great one

mojo50
11-12-2007, 11:53 AM
Love it. Very funny :lol:

hvymetal86
11-13-2007, 07:12 AM
Amazing, keep em coming

blackbird
11-13-2007, 09:37 AM
little Johnny for president .. :lol:

dave12
11-13-2007, 10:08 AM
very funny lol

Adama
12-13-2007, 05:04 AM
:lol::lol: lol

Aaxel21
12-13-2007, 05:37 AM
:lol:

IceTee
12-13-2007, 01:40 PM
Very bright kid ;)