View Full Version : Ketchup Lovers Worship The Devil!
I always knew there was something wrong with ketchup lovers.
They can't be normal human beings if they put ketchup on pasta, can they?
So I did a little research, and guess what?
Ketchup is just a cover up for the number of the Beast!!!
Just attribute a number to each letter of the "K" word, according to its place in the alphabet.
So K=11, E=, T= 20, etc.
Then look at this:
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof.jpg
666!!!
If that doesn't prove they're evil, I don't know what will..... :ph34r:
fugley
07-15-2003, 06:52 PM
Tomato Ketchup is the actual blood of Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:
fugley
07-15-2003, 06:59 PM
It is the evil milk from Mother Satan's Titty! :ph34r:
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 07:02 PM
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof.jpg= 666
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif :P http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/clap.gif :o http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFExcellent work there Ron! http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/thumb.gif
MetroStars
07-15-2003, 07:09 PM
god dam no wonder tite-wad is crazy and evil he has bin having Ketchup b4 he comes on the boards
HeavyMetalParkingLot
07-15-2003, 07:14 PM
some one mention evil?
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@15 July 2003 - 14:09
god dam no wonder tite-wad is crazy and evil he has bin having Ketchup b4 he comes on the boards
I'm not evil. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/naughty.gif
:P IMO ketchup is only good for two things - meatloaf and tater-tots!
Originally posted by tite-wad@15 July 2003 - 21:02
Excellent work there Ron!
Why thank you, Mr. tite-wad sir.
They hide well, these evil creatures, they do.
Took me almost an hour to uncover their real identity.
:lol:
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/images.jpg
Rat Faced
07-15-2003, 07:50 PM
Ketchup is the perfect condement..
Makes even Rons cooking edible, ive heard :rolleyes:
Bender
07-15-2003, 07:52 PM
Oh no, not another Ketchup war! :lol:
(For the members who weren't there: look here (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=34023&hl=ketchup). ;) )
smellycat
07-15-2003, 07:58 PM
:devil::devil:http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=XxiVPn5tly43h0RsoMLB4l46&ext=.gif :devil::devil:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@15 July 2003 - 21:50
Ketchup is the perfect condement..
Makes even Rons cooking edible, ive heard :rolleyes:
Oh no!!!
It's the MOD from hell!!!
Where's
http://www.castleofspirits.com/exorcist.gif
when you need him.
:ph34r:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@15 July 2003 - 21:50
Ketchup is the perfect condement..
Makes even Rons cooking edible, ive heard :rolleyes:
Those remarks are both inflammatory and denigrating.
Can't you put R_F on moderation Bender?
Moderate the evil MOD!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wolfmight
07-15-2003, 08:27 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yaQadXpjsdwC:pages.ivillage.com/jlts2000/images/ketchup.jpghttp://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GoMDHbrkYcgC:www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/org/debate/propaganda/ketchup.jpg
http://www.networkingtheinternet.com/images/las-ketchup.jpg
Well, it's 9:30 and I'm going out for some SAUCE
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Bender@15 July 2003 - 14:52
Oh no, not another Ketchup war! :lol:
If this is war... hadn't we better take up weapons? :o http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/ketchup_squirt_md_clr.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/mustard_squirt_md_clr.gif
This is getting scary!!! :ph34r:
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof2.jpg
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof3.jpg
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 08:43 PM
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Originally posted by tite-wad@15 July 2003 - 22:35
If this is war... hadn't we better take up weapons? :o http://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/ketchup_squirt_md_clr.gif
They got to you too, tite-wad?
Why else would you even touch one of those evil bottles?
Don't go to the Dark Side tite-wad.
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 08:52 PM
I thought it was only fair for both sides to have weapons at their disposal. :P
HeavyMetalParkingLot
07-15-2003, 08:56 PM
this is the american way after all
Our contacts have just discovered a rare photograph of R_F during his "army of ketchup lovers" recruitment tour.
http://www.jsmcelvery.com/photos/2001/cross/worlds/wrlds01devil1.jpg
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@15 July 2003 - 15:56
this is the american way after all
Somehow I knew that comment would show up eventually. :rolleyes:
Edit: added quote for clarification
krholmes56
07-15-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad+15 July 2003 - 20:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 15 July 2003 - 20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bender@15 July 2003 - 14:52
Oh no, not another Ketchup war! :lol:
If this is war... hadn't we better take up weapons? :o http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/ketchup_squirt_md_clr.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/mustard_squirt_md_clr.gif [/b][/quote]
yea????
Skweeky
07-15-2003, 11:39 PM
War has begun! Gather the troops, collect all the ketchup and bolognaise sauce. Take over control in the ketchupfactories and force the peasants to grow more tomatoes. We wille win!!!!
Go ketchup, go!!!!
Originally posted by tite-wad+15 July 2003 - 21:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 15 July 2003 - 21:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bender@15 July 2003 - 14:52
Oh no, not another Ketchup war! :lol:
If this is war... hadn't we better take up weapons? :o http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/ketchup_squirt_md_clr.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/mustard_squirt_md_clr.gif [/b][/quote]
Bring either of those near me and it will make the projectile vomiting from the exorcist look like sunday school kids with water pistols.
Ketchup is satan's blood, mayo is his semen, and burger bars are the devil's playground.
tite-wad
07-15-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by lynx@15 July 2003 - 18:42
Ketchup is satan's blood, mayo is his semen, and burger bars are the devil's playground.
What about mustard??? :P http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/mustard_squirt_md_clr.gif
Guillaume
07-15-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by lynx@16 July 2003 - 00:42
Ketchup is satan's blood, mayo is his semen, and burger bars are the devil's playground.
Yes, save your immortal souls: eat bland stuff or use tabasco! :lol:
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 00:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 00:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@15 July 2003 - 18:42
Ketchup is satan's blood, mayo is his semen, and burger bars are the devil's playground.
What about mustard??? :P http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/ketchup_mustard/mustard_squirt_md_clr.gif [/b][/quote]
Oh, that's mustard ?
Must have been the way you were squeezing it.
Mustard is ok (the hotter the better), tabasco is better, burn's satan's .... well, I suppose it depends where you squeeze it.
Hot curry sauce is best of course, satan doesn't really like that ring of fire, (but I'm beginning to wonder about Ron though :unsure: )
"The Avatar Man"
07-16-2003, 12:52 AM
squash this,its all been done.
http://www.cookingisfun.ie/pics/squash.jpg
superblaat
07-16-2003, 01:38 AM
And so it begins once more.
This time no more truce! We've got indisputable evidenece now!
They wouldn't believe us when we showed Saddam with the bottle wasn't enough, oh wait no I fabricated that evdience oops, my bad.
LOL didn't you like te pentagon version, Ron? I liked that one better because of the aspect ratio. Good to see someone saved those. Oh well let's hope nobody notices that's a boyscout uniform Saddam's wearing there, oops too late agian!
dlingeverything
07-16-2003, 02:10 AM
And it starts again :P ....
Ron how did you get those 666 things,
or did you just make them up?
Ron you are stirring up a lot of trouble
(not that i am going to object)
If this war starts up again its going to be
HELL FOR THE MODS
You made this one superblaat?
Didn't know that. I thought Bender did.
Anyway, it's still contemporary, as you can see. :D
Sorry, don't have the Pentagon one. Never did actually. Can't even remember it, sorry to say. :(
dlingeverything, with a little effort (about an hour for the first one), it's not that hard. The best way to do it, is with that white stuff, and those long cylindrical objects. Ummm, what's their name again?
Oh yeah, "pen and paper". :D
And if you were wondering:
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof4.jpg
In fact, I looked a little further, and found this:
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof5.jpg
1332!!
That's twice the number of the Beast.
So she must be twice as evil too.
No wonder, our former general hasn't spoken to his troops yet.
He's under her spell. :(
But we have to do something here people.
Our children will think tomatoes come from a bottle!!
Bolognese will be on the endangered sauces list soon.
No more!!! It has to end here.
This is our final stand.
Together, we will have bolognese, or die puking ketchup!!!
We gotta fight......for our right........to .....ermm...... eat bolognese.....
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/comeandgetsome.gif
I received a list with the names of the evil MODS on this board.
It's incredible!!!
Who would have suspected them??!!!
The names on the list are:
<CENSORED>
<CENSORED>
<CENSORED>
<CENSORED>
<CENSORED>
This post has been edited by a ketchup loving MOD on 16 July 2003 - 07:36
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 05:29 AM
You keep going on and on about "bolognese" sauce...
What the hell is "bolognese" sauce?
Is it made by Oscar Mayer? :P
Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 07:29
You keep going on and on about "bolognese" sauce...
What the hell is "bolognese" sauce?
Is it made by Oscar Mayer? :P
:blink:
Forgive him Father, for he knows not what he's missing. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/crucified.gif
According to Oxford Dictionary:
spaghetti bolognese /spgeti blnez; AmE bl-/ noun [U, C] a dish of spaghetti with a sauce of meat, tomatoes, etc.
Oscar Mayer?
WTF do wieners have to do with this?
Bolognese is what made America big!!!
America and la cosa nostra are inseparably connected. And every maffiosi worth a damn grew up with bolognese!!!
Nixon however, was a ketchup lover!!!
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 06:14 AM
Sorry, I don't make it a habit to consult the Oxford Dictionary. :rolleyes:
I did however check with the Meriam Webster online dictionary and the nearest thing it could produce was BOLOGNA... hence the Oscar Mayer question. :P
Since I'm not a connoisseur of "haute cuisine" I doubt I've ever had bolognese sauce.
Or if I did, it was probably just called pasta sauce. <_<
Funny.
They don't have bolognese in their list, but they do have a wave file that pronounces it? (awfully)
Try:
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/
or
http://www.oup.com/elt/oald/
in the future.
/me mumbles...pasta sauce....DUH!!!
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 07:29 AM
Ok it all adds up, but who would have suspected Skweeky?
I personaly feel sorry for her, the beast and ketchup!
Therefore I propose setting up a union called SDGKU (for short) or Skweekys Devilishly Good Ketchup Union (for long) and also report you to the NSPCK, (National Society for Protection against Cruelty to Ketchup).
Although I respect your right to freedom of speech, someone has to come up for the rights of ketchup and Skweeky.
Right well if its a war you want its a war you'll get
and i would like to point out that the first breach of the treaty was in fact carried out by the ketchup haters when their Footsoldier Ron started posting anti-ketchup propaganda in his sigs.
We at the ketchup lovers liberation front will have none of this and we demand nay we deserver retribution
MAN THE KETCHUP GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 10:38 AM
Introducing our secret WMD
HEINZ tomato ketchup is turning green. The company is launching the new version in America in October 2000 and hopes to introduce it in Britain alongside the familiar red sauce later. Red ketchup was one of Heinz's first products and has been on sale in its present form for 125 years. A blue sauce was also considered but rejected. Claire Maceivilly, of the British Nutritional Foundation, said: "I am surprised that Heinz is opting to change the colour as recent research has shown that kids are put off by the colour green
Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 11:38
Introducing our secret WMD
HEINZ tomato ketchup is turning green. The company is launching the new version in America in October 2000 and hopes to introduce it in Britain alongside the familiar red sauce later. Red ketchup was one of Heinz's first products and has been on sale in its present form for 125 years. A blue sauce was also considered but rejected. Claire Maceivilly, of the British Nutritional Foundation, said: "I am surprised that Heinz is opting to change the colour as recent research has shown that kids are put off by the colour green
I know what she means, nearly as bad as the red stuff :x
DarthInsinuate
07-16-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Ron@15 July 2003 - 19:51
I always knew there was something wrong with ketchup lovers.
They can't be normal human beings if they put ketchup on pasta, can they?
So I did a little research, and guess what?
Ketchup is just a cover up for the number of the Beast!!!
Just attribute a number to each letter of the "K" word, according to its place in the alphabet.
So K=11, E=, T= 20, etc.
Then look at this:
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof.jpg
666!!!
If that doesn't prove they're evil, I don't know what will..... :ph34r:
Carol Voderman eat your heart out
Ron i have to disagree - if ketchup is evil then chips have to be evil too, because chips are bland and pasty with out a nice dollop of evil
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 11:34 AM
Just to let you know that tomatoes belong to a very impressive family.
If you mess with one you mess with all.
Solanaceae (Nightshade Family)
The Solanaceae Family has been highly cultivated over the years - it includes potatoes, tomatoes, eggplant, sweet peppers, chili peppers (but not black pepper), tobacco and petunias. Some plants have great medicinal value, some are quite poisonous.
The calyx and corolla are 5-lobed, and usually there are 5 stamens. The fruit is partitioned into 2 or 4 seed-producing divisions, and may be dry or a fleshy berry.
Identification of the nightshades can be really confusing - the same plant, when keyed out, will often lead to two different identities. Two species are definitely known on Montara Mountain: Forked Nightshade (Solanum furcatum) and Blue Witch (Solanum umbelliferum).
The other nightshades may include:
Solanum americanum (Smallflower Nightshade)
Solanum douglasii (Douglas Nightshade)
Solanum nigrum (Black Nightshade)
Solanum sarrachoides
-----------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------
You have been warned!!!
Bolognese sauce good, ketchup evil.
I'm not against tomatoes, some of my best friends are tomatoes, but ketchup on pasta is wrong in so many ways.
Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 12:34
Solanum americanum (Smallflower Nightshade)
So americanum = smallflower ?
Probably explains a lot :lol:
"The Avatar Man"
07-16-2003, 02:12 PM
New Sig:)
"The Avatar Man"
07-16-2003, 02:14 PM
The return of THE AFTLOKATDOIE
From now on we shall be called the army for the liberation of ketchup and the destruction of it's enemies
or
THE AFTLOKATDOIE
(pronounced {aft-lock-at-doh-e})
for short
http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?sho...2939&hl=ketchup (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=12939&hl=ketchup)
Bender
07-16-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Ron@16 July 2003 - 07:14
No wonder, our former general hasn't spoken to his troops yet.
He's under her spell. :(
The former General of The People's Army Against Ketchup On Pasta hereby announces that he got offered a very well-payed job at the K-Lite Board UN a while ago.
Due to accepting this function he is no longer allowed to lead his troops into battle.
Although his life companion named 'Skweeky' still resides in the 'ketchup lovers' camp, she has no influence on the ketchup eating habbits of The General.
The General reserves the right, however, to state his personal opinions in signatures and avatars.
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 05:38
HEINZ tomato ketchup is turning green. The company is launching the new version in America in October 2000 and hopes to introduce it in Britain alongside the familiar red sauce later. Red ketchup was one of Heinz's first products and has been on sale in its present form for 125 years. A blue sauce was also considered but rejected. Claire Maceivilly, of the British Nutritional Foundation, said: "I am surprised that Heinz is opting to change the colour as recent research has shown that kids are put off by the colour green
Nice to have information from such an up to date source......perhaps you should work for the Bush Administration! :wacko:
Skweeky
07-16-2003, 03:24 PM
MUHAHAHAHHAA. I'm making PASTA tonight, and there will be a lot of ketchup in it!!!! We will win!!!
BTW:
R O N
18 15 14
(18x15) + (18x14) + (14x15) - (15+15+15+15+18-14+15-14+15-14):
666
:devil: :devil:
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 03:42 PM
So Ron, now the truth is realy out, you are a secret ketchup lover.
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 15:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 15:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@16 July 2003 - 05:38
HEINZ tomato ketchup is turning green. The company is launching the new version in America in October 2000 and hopes to introduce it in Britain alongside the familiar red sauce later. Red ketchup was one of Heinz's first products and has been on sale in its present form for 125 years. A blue sauce was also considered but rejected. Claire Maceivilly, of the British Nutritional Foundation, said: "I am surprised that Heinz is opting to change the colour as recent research has shown that kids are put off by the colour green
Nice to have information from such an up to date source......perhaps you should work for the Bush Administration! :wacko: [/b][/quote]
Oops the truth is out.
Originally posted by Skweeky@16 July 2003 - 17:24
(18x15) + (18x14) + (14x15) - (15+15+15+15+18-14+15-14+15-14):
666
:devil: :devil:
LOL!!!
You evil, EEEEEEVIL woman.
You can't use the same numbers twice though.
Nor skip one.
dlingeverything
07-16-2003, 04:15 PM
Ok, i need a little clarification:
I love ketchup with fries, burgers, onion rings, etc...
I totally detest someone who will put ketchup on EVERYTHING
including PASTA
Which side am i on?
Your on my side
And ron i have secretly been putting ketchup on the cucumbers too muahahahaha
Come on how can u not love ketchup, it is devine and skweeky u get bender tonite remember use the "special" ketchup
Rat Faced
07-16-2003, 04:42 PM
Ketchup 4ever...
Razz, im knicking your avatar for the duration ;)
Originally posted by Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 17:42
Ketchup 4ever...
Razz, im knicking your avatar for the duration ;)
thats ok /me gets out all of his ketchup pictures
I HAVE SPARES
/me saved all of his pics from last time :lol:
dlingeverything, you should be OK.
Your name is too long to check anyway. :)
I would like to state that I NEVER took the ketchup remarks out of my sig, btw.
Bender: even MODs have freedom of speech. Remember the first K-war? El_Jefe and jetje were on our side back then. (whatever happened to E_J anyway?)
R_F clearly stated his opinion too, I think. Have you been corrupted by the powers of MOD-hood?
Ah, I see. They couldn't kill you, because that would have caused a riot, so they just MODded you. Dirty trick, that is. :angry:
Divide and conquer seems to be the Ketchup lovers most used method lately....
They're trying to destroy us from the inside...
Come back to the good side Bender. Don't let them brainwash you. Fight it. You can do it, if you try.
Just say NO!!! to the evil witch.
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/just.gif
Bender, you have...Errr.....HAD the law on your side!!
Belgium has ...errrr....HAD a genocide law!!
Ketchup lovers only send ketchup to the third world.
Don't you think they could use (the delicious, nutritious, wonderfull) bolognese better?
Ketchup kills people!!!
And buying it, will only make Billy even richer!!!
http://www.mindfully.org/WTO/Gates-Fights-Malnutrition-9may02.jpg
hypoluxa3k
07-16-2003, 05:06 PM
Mayonaisse Ownz Ketchup, suckers!!!
The KLLF would like to take this oppurtunity to state that they have not nor will they ever have any financial connections to the high prie...eh i mean Bill Gates, this is just another example of the propaganda set forth by Ketchup Haters,
I would also like to take this chance to congratulate Bender on seeing the light, it just is not worth it when it comes to battling the KLLF as your defeat is inevitable.
Now Ron where is all your ketchup hating mods now eh?
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 05:35 PM
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIF
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/ketchupmurder.gif
I just did a google for "evil ketchup", and guess what?
http://www.suckerman.com/home.html
We are not alone in our struggle, comrades!!!
http://www.suckerman.com/media/anims/banner.gif
Trust you? Yeah right. HUH!!!
Lilmiss
07-16-2003, 05:49 PM
mmmmm.....ketchup.
/me ducks from flying boots n ashtrays. :blink:
From the same search:
The first commercial tomato ketchup was marketed by Bunker & Co. of New York in 1834, and many others followed its lead. Early production used as its base what were colloquially referred to as trimmings from canned tomato production - that is the rotten, green or diseased tomatoes and tomato segments which were rejected from the filling line
:x :x :x
Hah this from a site run by a bunch of delinquents who from their own conffesions skip school see what hating ketchup does to a childs mind
remember give ur child ketchup in their early years
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 05:58 PM
Click here (http://www.ketchup.wonderland.org)?
KFFL website, I believe.
Do not dispair, my fellow warriors!!
We now have.....
KIKKOMAN!!!!
http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf
ROFLMAO!! :D :D :D
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 06:13 PM
Don't forget wooster...
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Ah hell! Lea & Perrins :P
They now have blue, green, pink, purple and teal ketchup, so the kids won't notice ketchup is actually the blood of poor tomatoes!!!
Illuminati
07-16-2003, 06:28 PM
In all the time I've been here, you guys have reached an all-time low.
Keep up the good work :D
Now that that's aside - I'm kinda neutral in this kind of thing; I like ketchup...but only with a load of spices and other s*** thrown in as well. Then you get Barbeque sauce :P
Is this gonna be some kind of KWII? :huh: If that's the case, my venom tongue will be available to aid whoever can convince me of the virtues/sins of ketchup.
This is gonna be a ketchupy war :devil:
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Ron@16 July 2003 - 13:23
... ketchup is actually the blood of poor tomatoes!!!http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/ketchupmurder.gif
Buffalo
07-16-2003, 06:34 PM
I love ketchup poored all over a sacraficial lamb :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 06:52 PM
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Bender
07-16-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 20:52
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIF
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/kldefault/C%20A%20U.gif
TOMATOES_ARE_US! :lol: :lol:
And RF: Stop messing with my signature! :P
Buffalo
07-16-2003, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Bender+16 July 2003 - 19:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 16 July 2003 - 19:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 20:52
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TOMATOES_ARE_US! :lol: :lol:
And RF: Stop messing with my signature! :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent :lol:
Jonno B)
OK, OK, I know!!
I WANT A POLL!!!!
Very simple.
"Do you want horrible ketchup, or delicious bolognese on your pasta?"
Bender, as an ex-general, surely you could use your newly acquired power to get this show on the road, no?
Quickly please, as the cruel KLLF are force feeding their POW ketchup!!!
I will file a complaint with the War Tribunal in The Hague about this.
Haven't their ketchup poisened brains heard about the Geneva Convention?
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@16 July 2003 - 14:23
:lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent :lol:
Jonno B)
I had hoped you wouldn't mind me defacing your avatar. :P
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Rat Faced
07-16-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Bender+16 July 2003 - 19:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 16 July 2003 - 19:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 20:52
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TOMATOES_ARE_US! :lol: :lol:
And RF: Stop messing with my signature! :P [/b][/quote]
:o
I never did!!
Or you wouldnt have THAT.... :P
Originally posted by Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 22:12
And RF: Stop messing with my signature! :P
:o
I never did!!
Or you wouldnt have THAT.... :P
Well, if it isn't R_F, you better have a look at what skweeky is doing on the PC when you go to the bathroom to kill another kitten then, Bender. :D
You know you can't trust the Ketchup abusers. ESPECIALLY the female ones.
DarkBlizzard
07-16-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Ron+16 July 2003 - 15:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 16 July 2003 - 15:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 22:12
And RF: Stop messing with my signature! :P
:o
I never did!!
Or you wouldnt have THAT.... :P
Well, if it isn't R_F, you better have a look at what skweeky is doing on the PC when you go to the bathroom to kill another kitten then, Bender. :D
You know you can't trust the Ketchup abusers. ESPECIALLY the female ones. [/b][/quote]
haha.....is that kitten thing from the pope picture? IT says " every time you masturbate a kitten dies " or something like that. LOL! haha.
jetje
07-16-2003, 08:25 PM
Well nuf said.... :lol:
Rat Faced
07-16-2003, 08:28 PM
Ketchup is Good for you........Official (http://deltafarmpress.com/ar/farming_eat_ketchup_good/)
And the taste...mmmmm (http://viphotel.com/ketchup/)
Nutritious (http://www.angelfire.com/nb/gnu/funny/junk.html)
Ketchup Advisory Board too (http://www.prairiehome.org/performances/20001021/ketchup.html)
With its very own cookbooks (http://www.sc.edu/uscpress/1996/3139.html)
But the main thing is Ron is trying to go against EVERY opinion.
EVERYONE knows fruit and veg is good for you, right?
We are told to eat more all the time...well, according to the US Supreme Court....Ketchup IS A VEGETABLE (http://www.lawyersweeklyusa.com/nix_hedden.cfm)
So being anti-ketchup is being anti-American.
The rules say you cant be "offensive" or "Racist"...so ipso dipso, no ketchup war.
Ketchup wins by default....
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by DarkBlizzard@16 July 2003 - 15:21
haha.....is that kitten thing from the pope picture? IT says " every time you masturbate a kitten dies " or something like that. LOL! haha.
:rolleyes: Read the thread before you post Darky...http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act...ndpost&p=382971 (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=53396&hl=kittens,and,bender&view=findpost&p=382971)
Rat Faced
07-16-2003, 08:49 PM
Ketchup also helps prevents Prostrate Cancer (http://www.unb.ca/web/bruns/9900/issue12/sciencetech/ketchup.html)
Bender
07-16-2003, 08:50 PM
Oh look, RF suddenly believes the US Supreme Court! :lol:
How low can you go... :(
Rat Faced
07-16-2003, 08:54 PM
All is fair in love and war Bender..
And we dont want 250,000 US troops invading the Boards South Pacific Island because we're "not with them", so we "must be against them"....
:lol: :lol: :lol:
namzuf9
07-16-2003, 08:55 PM
http://www.prisma-graphicdesign.com/samples/heinzcity.jpg
smellycat
07-16-2003, 08:57 PM
Has Bender turned to a Ketchup and Pasta lover? :o
Meal time at the Benders:
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=WaamjCXG9Do5QdUwDOYALJ6C&ext=.jpg
:P
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 15:49
Ketchup also helps prevents Prostrate Cancer
Hmmmm... do you administer that orally or anally? :blink:
Wolfmight
07-16-2003, 08:59 PM
http://ventilator.netswarm.net/karfreitag/momo_102_mampf.JPG
See what ketchup can do to u!
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by namzuf9@16 July 2003 - 15:55
http://www.prisma-graphicdesign.com/samples/heinzcity.jpg
Aaack!!! :o
The aliens from Independence Day have returned with new and improved warships!!!
abigspidermonkey
07-16-2003, 09:02 PM
THis IS ALL Spam :angry:
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@16 July 2003 - 15:59
See what ketchup can do to u!
That's the best argument I've seen yet! :x
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by abigspidermonkey@16 July 2003 - 16:02
THis IS ALL Spam :angry:
DUH
And your point??? :huh:
jetje
07-16-2003, 09:04 PM
Well thnx to Ratfaced contribution this should belong int world news and events :lol: Seems very important now :lol:
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by abigspidermonkey@16 July 2003 - 21:02
THis IS ALL Spam :angry:
But I love ketchup with my Spam
Bender
07-16-2003, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by smellycat@16 July 2003 - 22:57
Has Bender turned to a Ketchup and Pasta lover? :o
Meal time at the Benders:
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=WaamjCXG9Do5QdUwDOYALJ6C&ext=.jpg
:P
:lol: :lol:
Is that a WeeMouse Skweeky's eating there? :lol:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 22:28
We are told to eat more all the time...well, according to the US Supreme Court....Ketchup IS A VEGETABLE (http://www.lawyersweeklyusa.com/nix_hedden.cfm)
So being anti-ketchup is being anti-American.
The rules say you cant be "offensive" or "Racist"...so ipso dipso, no ketchup war.
Ketchup wins by default....
Nowhere on that page, the word "ketchup" even appears.
It's all lies and propaganda!!!
Don't believe him people.
It's true that, under the Reagan administration, attempts were made to make ketchup a vegetable in school lunches, but that's nothing more than a proof that big companies are helped by the government to get children corrupted as soon as possible!!
Ketchup isn't just tomatoes, there are things added. Thinking like that, would make pasta and bread plants.
Further research also led me to the fact that there s a precedent by a Livingston (USA) court, that ruled that prisoners cannot be force fed. So if they refuse ketchup, you can't MAKE them eat it.
That makes your allegation of me being a racist or offensive just a futile attempt to take a short cut to victory.
You will not win that easy, my dear ennemy.
In fact, you will NOT win at all.
And btw. Stop your paramilitary subdivisions from harassing ketchup/bolognese neutral students.
http://www.corpun.com/usil9908.htm#4253
It won't help your cause.
In fact, it's only making us stronger.
Edit: link added.
Originally posted by Bender@16 July 2003 - 23:21
Is that a WeeMouse Skweeky's eating there? :lol:
Looks more like a RAT to me.
It has the face of a rat anyway.
Ergo, it's Ratfaced. :D
I wonder if the ketchup rats are leaving the sinking ship, now that the poll has proved them to be a minority.....
K-LITE discussion board: the forum that thaught people to eat.
Illuminati
07-16-2003, 11:34 PM
Seriously ketchup haters, I have no idea why you hate ketchup so much; there's nothing harmful or suspicious about ketchup - I mean, all you have to do is look at the label and see there's nothing wrong with it.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/roy.wills/Cymoril/K-Lite/ketchup.jpg
BTW guys - Those literacy lessons you all wanted should be available in the next 3 months :-" ( :devil: )
Rat Faced
07-16-2003, 11:40 PM
Who's losing the poll's?
We won the won thats locked (probably WHY it was locked <_< ), and are winning the one still open.
Tsk Tsk, Ron you really should keep up with events. ;)
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 18:40
We won the won thats locked (probably WHY it was locked <_< )
Hmm... I seem to remember that one being a tie when it was locked. :unsure:
Now which moderator do you suppose would stoop so low as to abuse their powers to manipulate a poll.
Hmm... Me thinks me smells a rat. <_<
Edit: A rat with ketchup on his breath that is! :P
Skweeky
07-17-2003, 01:25 AM
COMRADES!!! I call to thee!!!
Today my computer has been hijacked by the evil ex-general, better known to you as Bender. The enemy is using dirty tricks, it is time we unite. As you can see, my sig has been changed. I myself had no hand in this, therefore it must be some higher power who is with us on this!!
Remember: KETCHUP FOREVER!!!!!
http://www.bahja.homestead.com/files/ketchup.jpg
Poor soul.
She has been defeated, and isn't even aware of it yet.
I cannot but pity her.
Skweeky, it's not because your evil MOD falsified the results of the poll, that people will start thinking differently.
Manipulated results won't change the good taste of the good members of this excellent board.
The war was fought, AND won by the Special Forces of the Bolognese Army in your abscence.
Better luck next time.......
:) :) :)
"The Avatar Man"
07-17-2003, 09:15 AM
Be Strong my people
http://www.heinz.com/jsp/index.jsp
"The Avatar Man"
07-17-2003, 09:17 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/lukkychick/ketchup.html
1001 ways to use ketchup!
On a burger
On a hot dog
On a sandwich
With an omellete
With mustard
With mayonnaise
On your finger
On your friend's finger
On french fries
On french fries with ice cream
In salad
On pancakes
In oatmeal
With egg salad
With tuna salad
With steak
With salmon
On a bagel
On bread
On a cracker
With caviar
With cream cheese
With a cheesesteak
With potato chips
With rice
With marshmallows
With mushrooms
With celery and peanut butter
With cheese
With butter
With salsa
On tortillas
In a taco
In a burrito
In farina
With pickles
With cornbread
On broccoli
On cauliflower
On carrots
In carrot salad
ON PASTA:)
"The Avatar Man"
07-17-2003, 09:19 AM
http://www.ketchup.wonderland.org/
Ketchup is the most widely used condiment in the United States. Ketchup can be found in 97% of all kitchens--a showing matched only by salt, pepper, and sugar.
thewizeard
07-17-2003, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Ron@17 July 2003 - 03:27
Poor soul.
She has been defeated, and isn't even aware of it yet.
I cannot but pity her.
Skweeky, it's not because your evil MOD falsified the results of the poll, that people will start thinking differently.
Manipulated results won't change the good taste of the good members of this excellent board.
The war was fought, AND won by the Special Forces of the Bolognese Army in your abscence.
Better luck next time.......
:) :) :)
Never!
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"
jetje
07-17-2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by nigel123+17 July 2003 - 11:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nigel123 @ 17 July 2003 - 11:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@17 July 2003 - 03:27
Poor soul.
She has been defeated, and isn't even aware of it yet.
I cannot but pity her.
Skweeky, it's not because your evil MOD falsified the results of the poll, that people will start thinking differently.
Manipulated results won't change the good taste of the good members of this excellent board.
The war was fought, AND won by the Special Forces of the Bolognese Army in your abscence.
Better luck next time.......
:) :) :)
Never!
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" [/b][/quote]
well luckily for you only "blood" that we spill is Ketchup :lol:
thewizeard
07-17-2003, 09:45 AM
Jetje, I am aware that you belong to the "other camp". I was lucky enough to get my vote in on Benders poll before you locked it!
It might be only ketchup to you but to us its what makes us tick. ;)
Originally posted by nigel123@17 July 2003 - 10:45
Jetje, I am aware that you belong to the "other camp". I was lucky enough to get my vote in on Benders poll before you locked it!
It might be only ketchup to you but to us its what makes us tick. ;)
Yeah, well it's what makes us SICK :x
Skweeky
07-17-2003, 01:07 PM
You may have won a battle Ron, but not the war. I'm collecting proof that bolognese is made of people!!!!
You know, it's true. Did u really think people believe those chunks in it are porc?
Lamsey
07-17-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 July 2003 - 14:07
You may have won a battle Ron, but not the war. I'm collecting proof that bolognese is made of people!!!!
You know, it's true. Did u really think people believe those chunks in it are porc?
Chirst, I'm glad I eat TVP (veggie mince)... :P
Proper Bo
07-17-2003, 01:12 PM
I think it may be time for "The Church of Brown Sauce" to join forces with the anti-ketchup powers to help destroy this evil for good! :D
Lamsey
07-17-2003, 01:14 PM
Alliances now?
Maybe we should sort it out with a good game of Age of Empires - let the 'ketchup' ( ;) ) fly...
Proper Bo
07-17-2003, 01:27 PM
Two sides torn apart
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/redbrowndivide.JPG
Let the war begin!
Rat Faced
07-17-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Ron@17 July 2003 - 03:27
Poor soul.
She has been defeated, and isn't even aware of it yet.
I cannot but pity her.
Skweeky, it's not because your evil MOD falsified the results of the poll, that people will start thinking differently.
Manipulated results won't change the good taste of the good members of this excellent board.
The war was fought, AND won by the Special Forces of the Bolognese Army in your abscence.
Better luck next time.......
:) :) :)
Who's been manipulating Polls?
MODs can only vote once too...
Has that "General" of yours being playing the "propaganda" card and misdirecting things?
I noticed he started of with a PRO Ketchup sig, then quietly put a negitive word in there to totally change the message...
Typical of him!!!!
Remember who he's named after!!!
Bender: That EVIL droid that will do anything to win on Futurama!!
Dont put me in the same boat as you two....The Ketchup supporters still believe in "Honour", I know thats a word you'll have to look up Ron.
Proper_Bo, i totally disown you....a Geordie disavowing Ketchup in favour of "Bollocks"nese......ha, never.
St James has never, and never will, offered that crap to put on your meals...
Brown Sauce is a REAL condement, like Ketchup...Traitor.
superblaat
07-17-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 July 2003 - 14:07
You may have won a battle Ron, but not the war. I'm collecting proof that bolognese is made of people!!!!
You know, it's true. Did u really think people believe those chunks in it are porc?
So what? It's common knowladge that cathup is made out of cats!!!
You cant prove that bolognese is made out of people, you can't prove jack shit! When I make my bolognaise, I watch my back, ok? you have no proof!!
tite-wad
07-17-2003, 07:25 PM
:o Oh... Ron have you been going on about bolognaise sauce all this time?
Damn! If you'd just said that in the first place - it would have saved me a lot of confusion. :wacko:
@ superblaat: what's cathup? :P
jetje
07-17-2003, 07:45 PM
Look and see how Ketchup is being made.... shivers in my vein to see this evil :blink:
http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/08/24/spain.tomato.war.ap/tomato2.ap.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/08/24/spain.tomato.war.ap/tomato.ap.jpg
http://www.donquijote.org/culture/spain/fiestas/images/tomatina2.jpg
http://www.donquijote.org/culture/spain/fiestas/images/tomatina3.jpg
http://www.donquijote.org/culture/spain/fiestas/images/tomatina1.jpg
Now all must be convinced it's evil
crazy_billy_bats
07-17-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by jetje@17 July 2003 - 19:45
Look and see how Ketchup is being made.... shivers in my vein to see this evil :blink:
http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/08/24/spain.tomato.war.ap/tomato2.ap.jpg
Now all must be convinced it's evil
that looks like the tomatoe festival of Galicia in spain if im not mistaken - which i may well be as im not sure exactly where its from.
looks like quite a lot of fun in fact.
jetje
07-17-2003, 07:52 PM
if you wanna help make Ketchup... (http://www.2camels.com/destination2.php3)
But see al those dirty guys... you ain't gonna eat ketchup after seeing this :x
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/spain_tomatoeAP300x356.jpg
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/spain_tomatoeAP410x301.jpg
Rat Faced
07-17-2003, 07:56 PM
On the last Wednesday of August each year an estimated 10,000 people converge on the small Spanish town of Buñol to get down and get dirty.
Nothing strange about that, I mean who doesn't enjoy a little debauchery every now and again. It's just the way in which they get their kicks that makes for a memorable, if sticky experience.
As history spells it out, what began in 1944 as a simple tomato fight between a group of friends in the town's main square - the Plaza del Pueblo - has turned into arguably the worlds largest food fight. Actually, there is very little to argue about.
The festivities begin in the week leading up to La Tomatina with a celebration of the towns' Patron Saint. Fireworks light the heavy summer sky while street parties warm up at ground level. Rose wine flows and the hefty scent of wood fired paella fills the air. Music plays and people dance, a festival in full swing using any definition you care to apply.
But the majority of revelers are here for one thing and one thing alone - the chance to run amok with 90,000 pounds of gooey, squishy fruit - the rest is just a bonus.
Early Wednesday morning as a prelude to the inevitable result of encouraging thousands of people to throw fruit at each other, shopkeepers along the Plaza line their storefronts and doors with plastic sheeting.
Within hours the Town Square is awash with travellers and locals alike. Seasoned veterans mix with wide eyed first timers as more rose wine is passed around and the excitement level grows.
Then at around about noon, a number of trucks carrying the edible red grenades rumble their way into the main Town Square to the unimaginative chant of "tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes" from the now drunken crowd. Not wanting to disappoint the eager hordes, locals known as 'instigators' begin unloading their cargo on the assembled throng from the back of the trucks. And not being the types to take this sort of thing lying down the revelers return fire. So before you know it and totally to plan, you've got a tomato fight on your hands.....and your faces and your backs. You get the picture and what a messy shot it is.
Chivalry slinks out of town for a while as everyone becomes fair game. Red missiles are a dime a dozen, no-one escapes. It all begins and ends within the space of an hour. Little is sacred, although some rules do apply - foremost, tomatoes must be squashed in the hand before hurling. Not unreasonable.
The aftermath looks a little like a latter scene in Carrie. The ground, a fantastic base for the worlds largest Bolognese sauce. As exhausted combatants trudge their way towards temporary showers put in place for the event, the cleanup begins in earnest. And within hours, the Plaza del Pueblo magically returns to its former glory.
crazy_billy_bats
07-17-2003, 07:58 PM
tell u what, ill head to it and let you all know how it went.
jetje
07-17-2003, 07:59 PM
Rat Faced is playing dirty again... Everyone will know cause this is Spain, home for making Ketchup... not Delicious Bolognese... That's Italian :lol:
Skweeky
07-17-2003, 08:23 PM
Hey, I don't mind yummy Spanish men rolling in my tomatoes. Au contraire!!!
Bolognaise on the other hand......they make that in a secret factory, but we're sneaking in!!! And then we'll have proof!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHA
crazy_billy_bats
07-17-2003, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@17 July 2003 - 20:23
I don't mind yummy Spanish men rolling in my tomatoes. Au contraire!!!
Spanish men on the whole are ugly, fat, smoke too much and have small sized genetalia when compared to other Nationalities....
i dont speak from experience, just....
well, just.....
fugley
07-17-2003, 08:30 PM
How about Fugley's Mayonaise with me own secret recipe????? :blink:
crazy_billy_bats
07-17-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:30
How about Fugley's Mayonaise with me own secret recipe????? :blink:
you mix your own ejaculate and eat it?
that is disgusting....
by the way its animal farm im off to watch....
So, ketchup lovers, had enough?
Or you want me to talk to VB again, and have the board "checked" a second time?
thewizeard
07-20-2003, 03:45 PM
Author: Mayonaise
Date: 07-20-03 11:13
I love it!
It's the best everyday sauce and it makes a lot of food a whole lot more enjoyable. Especially on my french fries...the more the better. And I'm not putting tomatosauce on it like the americans do, it's not a friggin' pasta for god sake.
*Mayonaise was invented in 1756 by the French chef of the Duc de Richelieu. After the Duc beat the British at Port Mahon, his chef created a victory feast that was to include a sauce made of cream and eggs. Realizing that there was no cream in the kitchen, the chef substituted olive oil for the cream and a new culinary creation was born. The chef named the new sauce "Mahonnaise" in honor of the Duc's victory.*
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http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Abduct.gif
What's going on in the,"unreal'" forum? The "real forum'" is only minutes back on line and Mayonaise appears in the kitchen! Perhaps we should join forces (only for a short time) to rid us of this new threat?
Just to throw the cat amongst the pidgeons I was recently working over seas and fancied an egg sandwich.
There were lots of hard boiled eggs in the fridge, so after shelling two eggs & chopping them up i added a pinch of salt and pepper, then i looked invane for some mayonase, then i spoted a bottle of ketchup on a shelf so i mixed the ketchup with the choped up egg and made my sandwiches they were delicious.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Rat Faced
07-20-2003, 11:44 PM
Welcome Back Wiz
Another Ketchup lover :)
Did you notice that he had to mix it up with egg to make it near palatable?
Alucard1475
07-21-2003, 01:27 AM
Ey Ketchup, mixing it with ketchup, you still get ketchup :P but mixing it with mayonaise, you'll get ketchayonaise :x
ghost944
07-21-2003, 01:42 AM
ketchup is evil.........this is what will hapen to the ketchup lovers if they continue on there ketchup eating spree
http://www.ananova.com/images/jospinandtommykAP410x320.jpg
this ketchup lover then died 3 seconds after the ketchup came from his eye, the cause of the kethup comming from his eye was the evil from inside the freashly opend ketchup bottle ;)
Pitbul
07-21-2003, 03:17 AM
mmm Ketchup is good on french fries. its good on just about any thing made of tatoes.
I don't know wheter this is just me or not, but whenever i see a Ketchup bottle thats been around for more than a week, it seems to have all manner of disgusting spills on it, especially around the top of the bottle/container/ w/e it is where the sauce contained within has leaked out and is in a sort of semi- dried state (exceedingly sticky semi-dried state) with the lid shoved on hopefully to attempt to keep the substance contained... :x
... :blink:
thewizeard
07-21-2003, 11:56 AM
So, finally you admit to having it in house! I always clean my bottle after every use.
Bender
07-21-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Alucard1475@21 July 2003 - 03:27
Ey Ketchup, mixing it with ketchup, you still get ketchup :P but mixing it with mayonaise, you'll get ketchayonaise :x
No. You get cocktail sauce. ;) :lol: http://www.nettikeittio.fi/nksite.nsf/(EditNewProducts)/A19EB41ADF80F3B8C2256BC3006C0DD9/$File/07_heinz%20Kopie_Cocktail%20Sauce%20-%202,15%20L.jpg
thewizeard
07-21-2003, 01:10 PM
More bad news, not only is VB (Viva Bolognese) a member of the Bolognese lovers camp but he is also a member of the (BCIA) read his latest post.
____________________________________________________________________
@VB Posted: 21 July 2003 - 12:21
~~~~~~~~~~
Group: Administrator
Posts: 857
Member No.: 1
Joined: 10 June 2002
Question 1:
Yes, i'm casual CIA agent; so i have access to databases with information about every registered person in the world. So i get via IP Address the name of the new registered person and then i check out that database to get information about the job of that person.
Question 2:
Yeppa
Not really .. how do you want to manage that ? Think real .. ohh, does i hear your doorbell ringing ?
Bender
07-21-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by nigel123@21 July 2003 - 15:10
VB (Viva Bolognese)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Originally posted by nigel123@21 July 2003 - 12:56
I always clean my bottle after every use.
Yeah? I heard you actually liked having ketchup smeared round your rim. :P
denis123
07-22-2003, 06:29 AM
You say that ketchup lovers worship the devil. We certainly do not worship Bolognese Sauce!
Originally posted by nigel123@21 July 2003 - 11:56
So, finally you admit to having it in house! I always clean my bottle after every use.
Yes, my mum keeps it. It's also useful at sleep overs (one of my friends doesn't like most other sauces) I don't admit to liking it. Anyway, thats the one at home, and eventhough we do clean it- again my mum- it still manages to leak out. :blink:
I don't even want to think what the ones kept at restaurant must be like :x
No. You get cocktail sauce.
There's such a thing as mayo + ketchup ?! Whoever thought of that? :P
geitje3
07-22-2003, 11:35 AM
You see, that is why i always eat mayonaise!
<_< :P :D
Adster
07-22-2003, 11:43 AM
Die thread die :devil: :devil:
Originally posted by Styx@22 July 2003 - 13:27
I don't even want to think what the ones kept at restaurant must be like :x
I used to work in a rather well know restaurant several years back.
What they do is scrape the mould off, and put it back on the shelf.
Noone ever complained.
The reason it got moulded in the first place, is that noone with the tiniest bit of class wil ever ask for ketchup in a good restaurant.
There's such a thing as mayo + ketchup ?! Whoever thought of that? :P
Actually, I believe they call it "tomataise" around here.
Cocktail sauce has whisky in it.
Skweeky
07-22-2003, 05:16 PM
whisky? I thought it was made with cognac?
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 July 2003 - 18:16
whisky? I thought it was made with cognac?
See what ketchup has done to your taste buds.
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 July 2003 - 19:16
whisky? I thought it was made with cognac?
Nope, whisky.
These days, sauciers in restaurants tend to use whisky light btw. :rolleyes:
Didn't know it existed, but they have whisky with a reduced alcohol percentage for kitchen purposes. Still holds about 20 vol% though. Same thing for cognac.
Skweeky
07-22-2003, 05:28 PM
Ingrediënten voor cocktailsaus:
4 eierdooiers
100 cl maïsolie
1.5 cl azijn
2 eetlepels mosterd
peper en zout
8 eetlepels ketchup
20 druppels Worcestershiresaus
4 eetlepels cognac
1 citroen
cayennepeper
http://members.fortunecity.de/bolleken/jos1445.html
:P
Poor deluded girl.
You really believe a guy named Jos from a site called Bolleken has ANY idea what he's talking about?
Hurry over to the SuperGB, and have a look at a jar of DeVos-Lemmens. :D
I'll save you the trouble.
It says: 1.7% Scotch whisky"
Cocktail Sauce
From Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book (Canada, UK)
Ingredients:
1/4 cup bottled chili sauce
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons thinly sliced green onion
1 tablespoon prepared horseradish
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
Several dashes bottled hot pepper sauce
http://www.ochef.com/r68.htm
No cognac, but most important of all NO KETCHUP
Skweeky
07-22-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Ron@22 July 2003 - 18:38
Hurry over to the SuperGB, and have a look at a jar of DeVos-Lemmens. :D
It's called 'Carrefour' now :P
I think it both can be made with whisky or cognac, I even found some recepies using sherry.
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 July 2003 - 19:43
It's called 'Carrefour' now :P
I think it both can be made with whisky or cognac, I even found some recepies using sherry.
OK, so run over to "Den Dits"
Nm, it will be closed by now.
No matter WHAT people put in it, real cocktail sauce is made with SCOTCH whisky.Just like a curryworst special should be made with curryketchup.
Skweeky
07-22-2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Ron@22 July 2003 - 18:46
OK, so run over to "Den Dits"
Den Diets, u mean? :P :lol:
Rat Faced
07-22-2003, 05:57 PM
Out of the mouth of Ron...
Poor deluded girl.
You really believe a guy named Jos from a site called Bollekenese has ANY idea what he's talking about?
Even HE agree's that "bollock"nese people dont know what they are talking about.
:lol: :lol:
I think someone has been shaking the bottle.
Originally posted by Rat Faced@22 July 2003 - 19:57
Out of the mouth of Ron...
Poor deluded girl.
You really believe a guy named Jos from a site called Bollekenese has ANY idea what he's talking about?
Even HE agree's that "bollock"nese people dont know what they are talking about.
:lol: :lol:
ROFLMFAO.
Freudian slip there, I suppose.
I think we've got a bent mod, more likely.
We'll have to get JPaul to go back to his mod's mod role.
thewizeard
07-22-2003, 06:32 PM
STOP PRESS
Ron has "crossed the floor", to the side of the ketchup lovers.
READ all about it!
crazy_billy_bats
07-22-2003, 06:43 PM
you are all fat messes in my opinion who eat disgusting food !!
mind you so am i.
Rat Faced
07-22-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by lynx@22 July 2003 - 18:23
I think we've got a bent mod, more likely.
We'll have to get JPaul to go back to his mod's mod role.
Linx,
Believe it or not Rons right....it must be a freudian slip.
I never touched it...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I (reluctantly) agree.
The MOD from ketchup hell hasn't retouched that one (yet).
Originally posted by Ron@23 July 2003 - 02:13
I (reluctantly) agree.
The MOD from ketchup hell hasn't retouched that one (yet).
Well my cache entry says differently, though of course it may not have been RF.
So I'm not suffering from Alzheimer after all?
Thank you Lynx. Thank you, thank you, thank you. :teehee: :beerchug: :w00t:
I couldn't believe making that big of a mistake, but I figured I must have, because there was no "edited by" line in there.
Now what lowlife ketchup-infested MOD would sink so low?
Hmmmm.
Someone said that Bender has defected, but somehow I doubt it.
Unless of course he has been threatened with removal pf priviledges.
Maybe Skweeky caught him 'paddling' that fat bird.
brotherdoobie
07-23-2003, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@16 July 2003 - 12:06
Mayonaisse Ownz Ketchup, suckers!!!
Pathetic.........I thought u were a revolutionary ....bah!
U toe the line like the rest of the scum dont u?
Dont listen to the man!
His forked tounge speaks nothing but lies!
KETCHUP RULES!!!!!!
brotherdoobie
07-23-2003, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by Ron+22 July 2003 - 12:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 22 July 2003 - 12:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Styx@22 July 2003 - 13:27
I don't even want to think what the ones kept at restaurant must be like :x
I used to work in a rather well know restaurant several years back.
What they do is scrape the mould off, and put it back on the shelf.
Noone ever complained.
The reason it got moulded in the first place, is that noone with the tiniest bit of class wil ever ask for ketchup in a good restaurant.
There's such a thing as mayo + ketchup ?! Whoever thought of that? :P
Actually, I believe they call it "tomataise" around here.
Cocktail sauce has whisky in it. [/b][/quote]
Ha!.................True class is those that eat Ketchup.
Ron u will never learn......sigh...:(
Peace brotherdoobie B)
brotherdoobie
07-23-2003, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by lynx@22 July 2003 - 12:40
Cocktail Sauce
From Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book (Canada, UK)
Ingredients:
1/4 cup bottled chili sauce
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons thinly sliced green onion
1 tablespoon prepared horseradish
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
Several dashes bottled hot pepper sauce
http://www.ochef.com/r68.htm
No cognac, but most important of all NO KETCHUP
Lynx.....Your avatar looks like a big fat juciy tomato......ummmmmm the ketchup I could make with it!!!!
You better run u littel pudgy tomato.....Run for your life!!!!!....hahahaha
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Peace brotherdoobie B)
brotherdoobie
07-23-2003, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by Rat Faced+17 July 2003 - 11:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 17 July 2003 - 11:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@17 July 2003 - 03:27
Poor soul.
She has been defeated, and isn't even aware of it yet.
I cannot but pity her.
Skweeky, it's not because your evil MOD falsified the results of the poll, that people will start thinking differently.
Manipulated results won't change the good taste of the good members of this excellent board.
The war was fought, AND won by the Special Forces of the Bolognese Army in your abscence.
Better luck next time.......
:)? :)? :)
Who's been manipulating Polls?
MODs can only vote once too...
Has that "General" of yours being playing the "propaganda" card and misdirecting things?
I noticed he started of with a PRO Ketchup sig, then quietly put a negitive word in there to totally change the message...
Typical of him!!!!
Remember who he's named after!!!
Bender: That EVIL droid that will do anything to win on Futurama!!
Dont put me in the same boat as you two....The Ketchup supporters still believe in "Honour", I know thats a word you'll have to look up Ron.
Proper_Bo, i totally disown you....a Geordie disavowing Ketchup in favour of "Bollocks"nese......ha, never.
St James has never, and never will, offered that crap to put on your meals...
Brown Sauce is a REAL condement, like Ketchup...Traitor. [/b][/quote]
Well said my man...............Well said!
Peace brotherdoobie
brotherdoobie
07-23-2003, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by abigspidermonkey@16 July 2003 - 16:02
THis IS ALL Spam :angry:
Yes and Ketchup is wonderful on Spam too!
Peace brotherdoobie
brotherdoobie
07-23-2003, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 18:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 18:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@16 July 2003 - 18:40
We won the won thats locked (probably WHY it was locked <_< )
Hmm... I seem to remember that one being a tie when it was locked. :unsure:
Now which moderator do you suppose would stoop so low as to abuse their powers to manipulate a poll.
Hmm... Me thinks me smells a rat. <_<
Edit: A rat with ketchup on his breath that is! :P [/b][/quote]
You there sir!
Pick sides u ride the fence to much......... ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
tite-wad
07-23-2003, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@23 July 2003 - 02:27
You there sir!
Pick sides u ride the fence to much......... ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
I think you are mistaken - or high - or both! <_<
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/ketchupmurder.gif
"The Avatar Man"
07-23-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 July 2003 - 08:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 July 2003 - 08:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-abigspidermonkey@16 July 2003 - 16:02
THis IS ALL Spam :angry:
Yes and Ketchup is wonderful on Spam too!
Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
:P :P :P :P :P :P
ps. BD you should change your signature to
Peace,BrotheDoobie
so we can all say
Peace BrotherDoobie!
"The Avatar Man"
07-23-2003, 04:16 PM
SPank The Ketchup BUNNY.
The KetchuP BuNNy's My Bitch.
Oh yeAh Who's Your daDDy?
http://www.helixdmonster.com/pictures/yellow_bunny_ketchup.jpg
"The Avatar Man"
07-23-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad+23 July 2003 - 08:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 23 July 2003 - 08:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@23 July 2003 - 02:27
You there sir!
Pick sides u ride the fence to much......... ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
I think you are mistaken - or high - or both! <_<
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/ketchupmurder.gif [/b][/quote]
thou speak of blasphemous things my dear man.thou should be careful or thou will end up like the ketchup bunny!he dropped the bottle of ketchup and now he must pay the price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=sDDGQMpdPq91efpPjfocMzB&ext=.gif
Skweeky
07-23-2003, 07:59 PM
well well well.....who did ever think the former general would change camps this quickly. With the help of all the member of the CKIA I managed to take some pictures containing very important evidence.
Caught in the action:
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=rKyLf4doq5YX1ELRdpMbf5Ne&ext=.jpg
Right after he realized his picture had been taken:
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=XyWWOVEXWF8nr2ZEIs1P57HuV&ext=.jpg
:devil: :devil:
smellycat
07-23-2003, 08:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
These Bollognese lovers!
Their just Closet Ketchup lovers.
I bet Ron is a secret ketchup lover. :devil:
Come out!! There's no shame.
We're all friends here. :P
tite-wad
07-23-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by smellycat@23 July 2003 - 15:10
I bet Ron is a secret ketchup lover.
Well, it wouldn't surprise me if he'd found some creative uses for the bottle anyway! :P
Rat Faced
07-23-2003, 08:35 PM
Lynx,
As im the only MOD to openly state i like Ketchup, its very easy to "pin" something on me. And i wouldnt put it past a certain MOD (no names ;) )
I'll trust your cache, as i never looked at mine...but i never touched Rons post.
It said bolognese when i saw it, and i thought it was hilarious.
I am now waiting for the accusations that I have Posted as Skweeky, with fake photo's....as this is obviously the ONLY attack that the "bollocks"nese lovers have...false accusations of manipulation.
Its a sad day for honour that they are reduced to such low and degrading tactics...
Rat Faced
Those pics have been fabricated!!
They are NO evidence whatsoever!!
They only show a former general with Alzheimers disease.
They do, however, NOT show the big steakknife a certain batwoman is holding against his ...ummmm........lovetool in order to force him to put ketchup on A plate. (not necessarily his plate)
So all these pics prove, is how our former general is being tortured on a daily basis. He would NEVER put that unholy condiment on pasta out of his own free, untortured, undrugged will.
Bender
07-23-2003, 09:39 PM
1. Skweeky cooked a lousy meal tonight - coincidence?
2. There was no bolognese, mayonaise, mustard or any other sauce in the house - coincidence?
3. While I was looking for a way not to have to taste that "pasta", she put the bottle right next to me - coincidence?
4. By "accident", the webcam was recording - coincidence?
Conclusion: I've been framed. :angry:
tite-wad
07-23-2003, 09:48 PM
You should have just ordered a pizza! ;)
Originally posted by Bender@23 July 2003 - 22:39
1. Skweeky cooked a lousy meal tonight - coincidence?
2. There was no bolognese, mayonaise, mustard or any other sauce in the house - coincidence?
3. While I was looking for a way not to have to taste that "pasta", she put the bottle right next to me - coincidence?
4. By "accident", the webcam was recording - coincidence?
Conclusion: I've been framed. :angry:
You forgot to mention that, since Skweeky was manipulating the webcam, she was not in a position to put ketchup on HER pasta, so she asked you to do it.
Rat Faced
Who am I to doubt the word of a Sunderland supporter?
If you look back you will notice that I posted immediately after Ron, (I must have been finding that recipe while he was posting) so I noticed immediately what he had posted, otherwise I would not have been tempted to look at my cache when you pointed out the modified version.
And in any case his (now restored) original posting makes sense, it doesn't with 'ese' added.
But I did point out that any mod could have changed it.
Lynx. ;)
thewizeard
07-23-2003, 10:27 PM
You only have to say it once Linx! We heard you the first time
Rat Faced
07-23-2003, 11:48 PM
Who am I to doubt the word of a Sunderland supporter?
Sunderland???
Sunderland???
Proper_Bo,
I hope you can see the DEPRAVED depths that these "Bollocks"nese supporters will stoop.
My God have mercy on your soul PB.
RF
Originally posted by Bender@23 July 2003 - 23:39
1. Skweeky cooked a lousy meal tonight - coincidence?
You tell us.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 03:12 PM
I never cook lousy meals!
He ate 4(!!) plates, and he put ketchup on all of them, when he ate that last plate i wasn't even here!!!!
tite-wad
07-24-2003, 03:15 PM
If your cooking isn't bad, then why is the poor man eating plates? :o
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@24 July 2003 - 16:15
If your cooking isn't bad, then why is the poor man eating plates? :o
grrrrrrrrrr :angry:
lol, u know what I mean.
I think it is very lame of the bollocks'nese lovers to simply deny proof like this!
tite-wad
07-24-2003, 03:21 PM
If you weren't there when the "incriminating evidence" was taken...
Who was snapping the lens of the camera????
I suppose the general was setting himself up then? <_<
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 03:28 PM
It had nothing to do with a set up. He was eating pasta with ketchup and I took a pic of that, simple as that.
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=4nIFtB5PP9IXQyBmmm9UwcNw&ext=.jpg
We can quite clearly see the cleaver raised above your head as you threatened him.
tite-wad
07-24-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky+24 July 2003 - 10:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 24 July 2003 - 10:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>when he ate that last plate i wasn't even here!!!![/b]<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 10:28
He was eating pasta with ketchup and I took a pic of that[/quote]
You need to get your story straight. :rolleyes:
Rat Faced
07-24-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 15:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 15:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 10:12
when he ate that last plate i wasn't even here!!!!<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 10:28
He was eating pasta with ketchup and I took a pic of that
You need to get your story straight. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
No she doesnt.
She said that he ate 4 (FOUR) helpings of Pasta, and she wasnt there for the last one.
That means she WAS there for 3 (THREE) helpings of Pasta and Bender put Ketchup on them all.
I LOVE Ketchup......but FOUR plates, just shows how much he loved it after all that time thinking he liked "Bollocks"nese.
To steal a Kellogs catchphrase:
"Have you forgot how good it tastes?"
Bender obviously had...
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 04:21 PM
Thank you Rat Faced, my fellow comrade. It has come to this. The bollocks'nese lovers are abusing that fact that english isn't my native language. How low can you fall <_<
"The Avatar Man"
07-24-2003, 04:36 PM
KETCHUP BINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.waysideentertainment.com/aardvark/photos/mhtv/ketchup.jpg
"The Avatar Man"
07-24-2003, 04:38 PM
http://www.handlebarandgrille.com/images/catsup.JPG
"The Avatar Man"
07-24-2003, 04:40 PM
http://www.libraryman.com/images/il_catsup2.jpg
http://www.dalejtravis.com/interest/jpg/01371-06.jpg
Thank you for providing photographic evidence of the evil addictive nature of ketchup.
thewizeard
07-24-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 16:57
Thank you for providing photographic evidence of the evil addictive nature of ketchup.
O come on Lynx, anyone can see that it is being used as an antidote to Bolognese sauce!
Now the catsup(theass) lovers are mistaking quantity for quality.
Well, to get this over with once and for all, I presented this case to my friend John Paul again.
He said the Holy Book had 10 commandments one should never break in it:
ONE: 'You shall have no other sauces or condiments besides Me.'
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
(look at the image above)
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the Bolognese, your God in vain.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Bolognese day, to keep it holy.'
FIVE: 'Honor your Bolognese and your pasta.'
SIX: 'You shall not use ketchup.'
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery before you had your Bolognese'
EIGHT: 'You shall not mock Bolognese.'
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against ex-generals.'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
According to these 10 commandments, the Ketchup scum will undoubtedly go directly to hell. Now there is some good news, and some bad news for them in that.
The bad news is that the Bolognese Empire has just signed an exclusive contract with Satan. Exclusive means: no more MacDonalds and Burger Kings down there. Just Bolognese restaurants.
The good news is that the Sauce will never get cold. :devil:
thewizeard
07-24-2003, 05:40 PM
Back to topic Time, Look who is worshipping the devil now.
Bolognese lovers don't worship the devvil.
They just do business with him.
We don't break each and every one of the ten commandments. (just N°7 and N°10 in my case)
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 06:10 PM
we, the ketchup lovers do not believe in higher power that control our lifes for us. We believe in the free investigation, and the right to do as one sees fit as long as it does not harm a fellow human being. (or vegetable, in Rons case)
summond_skull
07-24-2003, 06:31 PM
ketchup lovers shall perish for he who eats ketchup shall be smitened by the lord
with the quran (bible) :rtfm:
thewizeard
07-24-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by summond_skull@24 July 2003 - 18:31
ketchup lovers shall perish for he who eats ketchup shall be smitened by the lord
with the quran (bible) :rtfm:
Does that also apply to a practising tomato buddhist?
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 06:58 PM
tsk
fundamentalists
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 20:10
We believe in the free infestation, and the right to do as one sees fit as long as it does not harm a fellow human being.
Everyone knows ketchup is only used on fast food.
Fast food is bad for your health.
Ergo: ketchup harms people.
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 07:06 PM
stop twisting my words evil one! :angry:
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 21:06
stop twisting my words evil one! :angry:
Evil one?
HAH!!
Look who's wearing the mask.
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 07:17 PM
That's because my face got mutilated in the previous ketchup war. You may remember it, after all, it was you who was torturing me.
That wasn't torture!!
It's called "interrogating the enemy".
Besides, the truce was signed before I really got started.
Didn't even get the chance to use the cucumbers on you. :(
No no, I think your face has too many zippers because of all the junk food.
You should listen to your <s>master</s> boyfriend, and start consuming some healthy Bolognese. It works better than Oil of Olaz.
Skweeky
07-24-2003, 07:29 PM
aye right!
I still have nightmares about those huge cucumbers you had in that basement...*shivers*
But beware, another few months and the pumpkin season starts! MUHAHAHAHAHA
brotherdoobie
07-25-2003, 04:43 AM
http://www.ketchup.wonderland.org/Gallery/thumbnails/TNhwagon.jpg
WERE COMMING......HAHAHAHAHA
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 20:29
aye right!
I still have nightmares about those huge cucumbers you had in that basement...*shivers*
But beware, another few months and the pumpkin season starts! MUHAHAHAHAHA
its ok u get used to them after a while :P
Skweeky
07-25-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by kRAyZZed+25 July 2003 - 13:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kRAyZZed @ 25 July 2003 - 13:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 20:29
aye right!
I still have nightmares about those huge cucumbers you had in that basement...*shivers*
But beware, another few months and the pumpkin season starts! MUHAHAHAHAHA
its ok u get used to them after a while :P [/b][/quote]
yeah, coming from you I'm willing to believe it
As i do not support either side, i have been gathering intel. So far, the ketchup lovers are mobilizing their army:
http://hometown.aol.com/legos320/images/ketchup%20board.jpg
while the ketchup haters are weakly putting up anti-ketchup posters:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:gi2CSjG7ss4C:killertomatoes.com/notomatoes.jpg
summond_skull
07-25-2003, 10:54 PM
hey i still have the rotton potatoes from the last war and you cant cut them coz there rotton so no ketchup on chips for u ketchup lovers :lol: :lol:
ps the ketchup convention is starting soon so i'm gonna get a head start on killin them :ninja: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
tite-wad
07-25-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by summond_skull@25 July 2003 - 17:54
hey i still have the rotton potatoes from the last war...
Was there a potato war too? :blink:
tite-wad
07-25-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by kAb@25 July 2003 - 17:42
http://hometown.aol.com/legos320/images/ketchup%20board.jpg
Now there's someone with a worthwhile hobby! :unsure:
Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 00:57
Was there a potato war too? :blink:
Well, I would call it "aardappeloorlog"" rather than potato war, but the Frnch opposed, and said it should be guerre de pomme de terre.
Then came the Germans with their Kartoffelnkrieg, the Italians with their guerra della patata and the Portuguese with their guerra da batata.
All hell broke loose.
Finally things calmed down, but some asshole (there's always one) put ketchup on his chips, and :flame:
tite-wad
07-26-2003, 01:03 AM
There you go.... spoutin them damn furin werds again! <_<
Well, that's the difference between you and me.
You say "potato",
I say "aardappel". :D
tite-wad
07-26-2003, 01:09 AM
Gesundheit!
:P
Some interesting KETCHUP facts... (1993)
Ketchup is the most widely used condiment in the United States. Ketchup can be found in 97% of all kitchens--a showing matched only by salt, pepper, and sugar.
The ketchup market is expected to remain flat for the foreseeable future, growing an average of just 1% annually.
Over the last five years, 95% of all ketchup sales have taken place in grocery stores--58% in supermarkets alone.
Children under the age of 13 consume 50% more ketchup than people in other age groups.
Ice cream makers Baskin Robbins tried Ketchup Ice Cream.
They refer to it as the only vegetable flavored ice cream they
ever made. After making several gallons of the stuff, they soon
realized it would not sell...
chalkmongoose
07-26-2003, 01:41 AM
Bolognese can KILL people!
In Canada, a study was done, that found that people could develop life-threatening illnesses from consuming bolognese sauce!
Read this (http://www.inspection.gc.ca/english/corpaffr/recarapp/2000/20000317ce.shtml) for more information, and remember, ketchup has never been found to do these horrendous things!
Down with the death!
1. It only applies to people allergic to eggs, egghead!!!
2. This is another fine example of how people who are too lazy to cook, buy their food all prepared, and then complain they didn't know what was in it.
3. And I quote from the article, which has NOTHING to do with research, mind you:
There have been no reported illnesses associated with the consumption of this product.
chalkmongoose
07-26-2003, 02:32 AM
So, you bolognese flavoured communist, you wanna fight do you?
Well I'll have you know, the meatsauce community has been paying off Canada for years.
jakert50
07-26-2003, 08:21 AM
Hmmm.....
I have been an innocent watcher for the last couple... I don't know, but that's besides the point...
I just want to take sides and say that
Ketchup wasn't made for everything! Ketchup was made for fries, tater-tots, hot dogs, and other foods that were designed for ketchup. Where you get the idea that ketchup was made for pasta is beyond me, but that's not right.
But then again, I am not a supporter of bolognese, so I guess I'm neutral, unless there is a side for "ketchup is good for the foods that were designed for it" people.
jakert50
07-26-2003, 08:23 AM
Well...
I hereby declare myself, Jakert50, the general/captain/guy-in-charge of the "ketchup belongs to the foods that were designed for it" clan/group/organization/army
I'm starting a voluntary draft now.... :D
Does your psychiatrist know you've fallen back into your dictatorial behaviour Jakert? :rolleyes:
Skweeky
07-26-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:07
Well, that's the difference between you and me.
You say "potato",
I say "aardappel". :D
.....I think we both know you say 'patat' :P
"The Avatar Man"
07-26-2003, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky+26 July 2003 - 15:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 26 July 2003 - 15:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:07
Well, that's the difference between you and me.
You say "potato",
I say "aardappel". :D
.....I think we both know you say 'patat' :P [/b][/quote]
Actually I say
"King size fries please"
jakert50
07-27-2003, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:30
Does your psychiatrist know you've fallen back into your dictatorial behaviour Jakert? :rolleyes:
Hush! Don't say anything! He's not supposed to know about that!! :P :D :lol:
thewizeard
08-13-2003, 10:56 AM
More news on the kethcup/bolognese dispute.
We have totally misjudged VB (Viva Bolognese)
http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...ndpost&p=447515 (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=61485&view=findpost&p=447515)
It turns out that he really is a Ketchup lover.
He has two accounts!
The other is BRVK ( Bolonese (is) Rubbish, Viva Ketchup)!!!
Skweeky
08-13-2003, 11:00 AM
hmmm, we must be careful though, he can be a double-spy :ph34r:
The CKIA is investigating this at the moment. More news shall follow
JONNO_CELEBS
08-13-2003, 11:07 AM
:unsure: :huh: Bit scary in here :ph34r: I...I .........I kinda like............Ketchup :ph34r: .........................RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :ph34r:
Jonno B)
Bolognese
Rules,
Veto
Ketchup!
Edited to make things clearer for ketchup sufferers
Skweeky
08-13-2003, 11:48 AM
hmmm, as we can see by the hand of lynx' post, the bolognese lovers have run out of arguments.
:D
Proper Bo
08-13-2003, 11:49 AM
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/ketchupbanned.gif
Skweeky
08-13-2003, 11:55 AM
Thank you Bo for making my point even more clear now :D :D :P
Lamsey
08-13-2003, 11:56 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc11.jpg
Proper Bo
08-13-2003, 11:58 AM
I'm not actually a bolognese lover, I don't like that either but it is the lesser of the two evils. Brown sauce is the way! :D
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