Last Word Game

[t0mmy]

grease that slowly and painfully burns your face while

[grimms]

While you feel the immense pain.

[melatonin]

pain while ur talking on the phone with fire department

[bigboab]

department of trade and industry

[BTheKid]

industry of mail-order wifes is overrated.

[Evil9]

Overrated celebs are annoying

[melatonin]

annoying girls gotta be smacked

[bigboab]

smacked out off my mind

[Evil9]

mind plays tricks

[melatonin]

tricks that fool naive

[Evil9]

naive is what i am

[melatonin]

am i talking about you

[Evil9]

you dont seem to be

[sear]

be out of town before noon or else.

[Evil9]

else what

[melatonin]

what are talking about sponge

[mera]

sponge lives in the sea

[melatonin]

sea sponge is a funny place

[aslanozzy]

place it gently

[melatonin]

gently moving creatures swallowed the whole unit

[NOLF]

unit 9 make a takedown

[mera]

Takedown occured at 0100

[NOLF]

0100 reply! 0100 please reply

[mera]

Reply not understood, please repeat!

[NOLF]

repeat the message again

[Evil9]

again and again why?

[DyNast]

Why? why do I have to deal with this shit?

[NOLF]

shit is all there is left

[melatonin]

left side of the crime scene looks hot, i repeat hot

[Evil9]

hot water burn

[mera]

Burn those abs..move it!

[NOLF]

it just wasn't possible for him to go on

[mera]

On the threadmill is where he went next

BTW Good morning NOLF!

[NOLF]

next after the threadmill he went to buy some

Good morning to you mera :P

[mera]

chocolate chip muffins :O

[melatonin]

muffis i like to eat

[NOLF]

eat dirt he said and walked away

[mera]

Away to the next town

[NOLF]

town was not located where he thought it was

[mera]

was it what he thought was not?

[NOLF]

not even close to

[angryghost]

to what he had in his mind

[aslanozzy]

mind was very confused

[mera]

confused about hearing

[NOLF]

hearing the news about his mistress

[DyNast]

Mistress who was a sex addict

[Evil9]

addict of women

[NOLF]

women? Yes lesbian women

[bigboab]

woman who play away

[Evil9]

away he went

[angryghost]

went to buy more cupcakes for the party

[NOLF]

with only lesbians and

[angryghost]

and took them back to his place for a nice backrub

[bigboab]

backrub, massage, mud bath, you name it

[NOLF]

it all depended on how big it

[Evil9]

it can get to be

[mera]

be blown out

[bigboab]

out off order

[angryghost]

so they went back to the stable

[bigboab]

so they went back to the stable
Start with the last word of the previous post.:)

Stable lads have a hard job

[NOLF]

job, cleaning the horses poop

[angryghost]

poop was a glorious job.

[mera]

job satisfaction was missing

[angryghost]

missing, but the workers still pursued on under the hot summer sun

[NOLF]

sun, but close to the big tree was a huge

[angryghost]

Huge dragon that had been sleeping for hundreds of years

[melatonin]

years and years of sleep is not enough to regenarate his mana

[angryghost]

mana that he had spent in the epic battle against the teletubbies

[mera]

Teletubbies wield the secret weapon

[angryghost]

weapon, of the legendary spit ball gun

[NOLF]

gun, which could spit a gumball for

[angryghost]

for thousands of miles at the speed of light

[NOLF]

light. The gun was truly amazing, but there was one thing it couldn't do

[angryghost]

do, it could not kill the dragon, no matter what flavour of gum they used

[NOLF]

used, the dragon was simply too strong

[angryghost]

strong, so the teletubbies called up the justice league for help

[melatonin]

help the any teletubby and it will just burn you with his tube laser

[shutdk]

laser light in the eyes sucks

[mera]

sucks because one goes blind

[angryghost]

, but he continued to fight on with just one eye.

[melatonin]

eye of the knight popped out when his oppenent threw his sword

[angryghost]

so the knight decided to fight the battle blind

[shutdk]

blind dates are cool

[melatonin]

cool but risky

[angryghost]

risky was the way the knight liked it

[shutdk]

it stands for information technology

[melatonin]

technology was the only thing that our knight sucked

[mera]

Sucked maybe but willing to learn

[angryghost]

learn through vigorous training and practice

[shutdk]

at her or my place?

[melatonin]

practice makes perfect

[angryghost]

Perfect was far from what our knight was at

[melatonin]

at his last fight he lost his eye but he was brave enough to challange the king

[shutdk]

king of scotland

[angryghost]

scotland who was a paralyzed from the neck down

[mera]

Down to the last fight he had

[melatonin]

had they seen our knight

[angryghost]

knight, they would have shit their pants

[melatonin]

pants was not a common clothing at middle age

[mera]

age when you least expect

[angryghost]

so they just let it slide like nothing happened

[melatonin]

happened nothing but our hero was still on alert

[angryghost]

alert, like a fat boy waiting for the opening of Mcdonalds

[mera]

McDonalds had specials that day

[angryghost]

day so the knight took a day off

[mera]

off from killing spiky dragons and cute trolls

[t0mmy]

trolls, so he could eat some mcnuggets that

[angryghost]

that were made with big birds left breast

[bigboab]

breast or legs?

[angryghost]

legs? that was the knights dilemma

[melatonin]

dilemma was the worst thing for a knight cos he had to react quick and kill his enemy

[H3llR1s3r]

enemy witch he never met

[StefanSamara]

met in combat

[angryghost]

combat, but did once meet during a man thong convention

[bigboab]

convention, don't you mean convenience?:whistling

[angryghost]

canvenience? The knight tried to hold it back but bigboab caught him out, he was gay

[aslanozzy]

Gay as in happy

[NOLF]

happy slammy ding dong

[mera]

Dong! Went the bell at the parade

[angryghost]

parade where all the superheros gathered

[bigboab]

to show off their medals and battle honours

[mera]

Honours awarded for defeating the enemies at the Battle of Spotisnoch

[bigboab]

Spotisnoch is a word made up for this thread :cool:

[melatonin]

thread can earn its own words to lead holy path

[weenden]

path to enlightinment

[bigboab]

enlightenment does not work with a switch

[NOLF]

switch, you can't just turn it on or off

[angryghost]

off, you have to earn it

[weenden]

it,better be good

[melatonin]

good things in life are free

[NOLF]

free, just like invites to high level trackers (:P)

[mera]

Trackers which are hard to come by

[NOLF]

by, but not as hard as if you are inactive and a trader, lol

[angryghost]

lol which was the perfect combination, every tracker wanted them

[NOLF]

with just one exception, the most hidden of them all

[angryghost]

BD.org, also know as ballsdeep.org (self proclaimed lvl 69) this site was considered legendary and little knew of its existence

[IceTee]

existence that was unknown until now

[aslanozzy]

now where do we go from here

[IceTee]

here is where I wanna stay

[bigboab]

Stay then. Hope you enjoy yourself:)

[NOLF]

yourself, and don't forget to

[weenden]

to,live and let live

[mera]

live in harmony with nature

[melatonin]

nature is calm

[IceTee]

calm as a lake

[t0mmy]

lake that sways in a slow motion

[bigboab]

motion sickness is an annoying thing

[NOLF]

thing, especially when a headache comes to visit

[angryghost]

and slowly evolves into a migraine

[bigboab]

migraine affects a lot of people

[mera]

people who take pills to

[angryghost]

to go to a happy place

[mera]

place where everything seems surreal

[angryghost]

surreal, and everyone is laughing and floats around in their hovercraft

[mera]

hovercraft hovering over the milky way

[aslanozzy]

way out in the universe

[bigboab]

universe? Sounds like college poetry

[mera]

poetry dreamed by those who

[bigboab]

who dares wins

[melatonin]

wins by cutting his appononent's throat

[bigboab]

throat(throw it) as far as you can:) (it's late:lol:)

[Evil9]

^can that make any sense?

[C-mos]

me neither :)

[Evil9]

neither can I

[t0mmy]

i tell what is going on anymore

[angryghost]

anymore because everyone is so confusing

[IceTee]

confusing as bush is at a speach

[angryghost]

speech about world peace and his morning breakfast

[bigboab]

breakfast is the first meal of the day

[NOLF]

day and is fundamental to get through the day.

[bigboab]

watch it mate you are reading my mind :lol:

[NOLF]

mind like an open book

Hehe, it had to come :P

[bigboab]

book your holidays now

[melatonin]

now or never u gotta be quick

[mera]

quick offers are available now

[angryghost]

now only to people who pay money

[t0mmy]

money and you will receive 20% off the marked

[melatonin]

marked targets bombed by huge B52's during the war

[aslanozzy]

War is over

[angryghost]

over, and the revolution has begun

[Evil9]

Begun? I havent even started to begin

[bigboab]

begin and I will finish

[Evil9]

finish this sentence

[bigboab]

sentence you to 3 months in prison

[Evil9]

prison institutionalizes men

[tyman]

men are lazy

[mera]

Lazy to do housework :whistling

[angryghost]

housework, because we have better things to do

[bigboab]

do what you like, I have stopped caring

[melatonin]

caring is sharing

[bigboab]

sharing a flat has complications

[angryghost]

complications if your roommate is a dweeb

[bigboab]

dweeb is a slang word for inept

[angryghost]

inept is a nice way of telling a friend they are haplessly incompetent

[Aaxel21]

incompetents gets you killed

[mera]

killed in a warzone

[melatonin]

warzone was a nice game

[angryghost]

game if you know how to play

[melatonin]

play like a pro

[angryghost]

pro, and get into the warzone olympics

[tyman]

Olympics are in beijing

[aslanozzy]

Beijing is great for a holiday

[Evil9]

holiday, celebrate If

[bigboab]

If you can't, don't try

[angryghost]

try to use your tongue and lick your elbow

[bigboab]

elbow your way in, everybody else does

[melatonin]

does it make you feel better

[Evil9]

better is not always the best

[bigboab]

best is not always the greatest

[Evil9]

greatest american hero

[bigboab]

hero is an overused word

[tyman]

words are a world of their own

[bigboab]

own up. You made that up :lol:

[tyman]

up yours

(just making the sentence)

[ijc64]

yours mine and ours

[tyman]

ours is a bad word and I want to end that cycle

[mera]

cycle of words that never ends

[angryghost]

ends until someone closes down this thread

[mera]

thread that wouldn't die

[angryghost]

die because we have a dedicated group of people keeping it up

[mera]

up until the wee hours of the morning

[angryghost]

morning to make funny stories and entertain people

[mera]

people who are half awake

[angryghost]

awake yet full of wit

[mera]

wit because of the power of caffeine

[angryghost]

caffeine which gave them magical powers

(here we go again :lol:)

[mera]

powers that defied human nature

(lol must be the harry potter influence ;) )

[angryghost]

nature, this unexplainable power caught the attention of many talent agencies

(without a doubt :D)

[mera]

agencies that charged a fee for every power used

[angryghost]

used in their street performance

[mera]

performance amongst the goblin crowd

[angryghost]

crowd who were eagerly waiting to eat them alive

[mera]

alive with HP sauce prefably

[angryghost]

prefably, and oven roasted to a medium rare texture

[mera]

texture. But little did they know

[mera]

texture. But little did they know

[mera]

texture. But little did they know

[mera]

texture. But little did they know

[mera]

texture. But little did they know

yikes sorry about was lagging a bit

Just as well, got to get ready! It's been fun AG, see you again soon :)

[angryghost]

know that they were immune to oven fires

[bigboab]

fires add to the greenhouse gases

[mera]

gases which are harmful to the atmosphere

[angryghost]

atmosphere, which is slowly deteriorating because of global warming

[aslanozzy]

warming the earth melts glaciers

[angryghost]

glaciers, which will in turn increase sea levels of the earth

(damn... we've gone from stupid silly topics to global warming:blink:, this is starting to get interesting)

[bigboab]

earth warms up, tomatoes get cheaper

[angryghost]

cheaper tomatoes will allow us to make more spaghetti sauce

thnx bigboab :D

[bigboab]

sauce contains too much salt

[angryghost]

so people started hunting down the salt farmers

[bigboab]

last word:)