Last Word Game

[DooMeD68]

last word game

OK -- You take the LAST word of the sentence and make a new sentence.


eg - A man lived by the water.

The Result:

Water the grass

[Gripper]

Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

[DooMeD68]

drink all night and all day

[bigboab]

day by day

[DooMeD68]

day then becomes night

[silhoutte]

Night evokes my desire

[DooMeD68]

desire to evolve into something better

[Gripper]

better the Devil you know

[DooMeD68]

know something for the future

[Peter North]

the Future is us

[Alien5]

us and them

[bigboab]

them their people

[DooMeD68]

people who live on this planet

[bigboab]

planet of the apes

[DooMeD68]

apes swing in trees

[bigboab]

trees and bushes

[DooMeD68]

bushes and shrubs

[bigboab]

shubs can be cultivated.:wacko:

[DooMeD68]

cultivated planets grow best in greenhouses

[bigboab]

greenhouses are easily broken

[DooMeD68]

broken pots make good rubbish bin material

[hippychick]

material to make clothes

Note: kewl new game!!! Thanks doome:D

[bigboab]

material witness

[DooMeD68]

material to make clothes

Note: kewl new game!!! Thanks doome:D

thanks HC ! trying something a little different ! :):):)

[DooMeD68]

witness in a safe house

[hippychick]

house on haunted hill

[DooMeD68]

hills can become moutains

[Peter North]

Moutains bigger then buildings

[DooMeD68]

buildings shadow people

[bigboab]

people, be afraid

[DooMeD68]

afraid of the big bad wolf

[bigboab]

wolf whistles from workmen

[hippychick]

workmen get no sleep

[DooMeD68]

sleep has no awakening

[hippychick]

awakening at dawn

[DooMeD68]

dawn of the dead

[hippychick]

dead men tell no lies

[Peter North]

lies are bad

[chalice]

Bad scene altogether

[DooMeD68]

altogther it isn't a big problem

[chalice]

Problem is, it is

[weenden]

what it is

[bigboab]

is this what it has come to

[DooMeD68]

to be what you want to be

[chalice]

about turn, bum boy

[DooMeD68]

boy you are such a twat

[bigboab]

twat did you say...:cool:

[DooMeD68]

say what

[chalice]

twat http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fbrowse%2Ftwat) (twŏt) Pronunciation Key (http://cache.lexico.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html)
n.
Vulgar Slang The vulva.
Offensive & Vulgar Slang A woman or girl.

[bigboab]

what goes round comes around

[DooMeD68]

twat is what he was

[bigboab]

was he really like that

[chalice]

that is entirely our opinion

[DooMeD68]

opinion every wants one

[hippychick]

one is a lonely number

[Peter North]

number one its always the first

[hippychick]

first one wins

[weenden]

one time only

[Something Else]

only way forward is up....

[Alien5]

up, down, side to side

[Something Else]

side by side they start.........

[hippychick]

start at the beginning

[Something Else]

beginning to ride a bike

[hippychick]

bike to the top

[DooMeD68]

top of the world ma

[DooMeD68]

ma baker robbed banks

[hippychick]

banks with no money

[bigboab]

money can burn a hole in your pocket

[hippychick]

pocket full of gold

[DooMeD68]

gold is usually found in a treasure chest

[bigboab]

chest a minute :lol:

[DooMeD68]

minute doesn't count for a hour

[Gripper]

hour Dad's gone down t' pub

[DooMeD68]

pubs are for getting a 10 gallon pint

[hippychick]

pint of ale

[DooMeD68]

What A Silly Twat I Am !!!

[hippychick]

vodka and jeigermiester

[kallieb]

Vodka is the only drink that Russians prefer.

shit...edit jeigermeister...i have to google that!

[DooMeD68]

prefer is what cats do when they eat birds

[kallieb]

jeigermeister is a really boring job, no one wants them at a party.

LOL - you guys are fast!!

[DooMeD68]

nature of the game KALLIEB !

[DooMeD68]

birds eat seed

[kallieb]

Seed your wild oats before you get married.

[civeta]

Married with children was an awesome show.

[kallieb]

Show me the money you loser.

[DooMeD68]

losers never win

[hippychick]

win lose or draw

[DooMeD68]

draws don't win games

[hippychick]

games people play

[DooMeD68]

play DOOM on nightmare level

[hippychick]

level the dirt

[DooMeD68]

dirt is what you get on your shoes

[hippychick]

shoes are good support

[DooMeD68]

support is what you need with a bad back

[hippychick]

back your friends

[Peter North]

friends will be friends

[DooMeD68]

friend always help when you need help

[hippychick]

help is on the way

[bigboab]

Help I Need Someone

[DooMeD68]

someone always does the gardening

[hippychick]

gardening is a dirty job

[DooMeD68]

job is work

[hippychick]

work all day

[DooMeD68]

day becomes night

[hippychick]

night becomes day

[DooMeD68]

day becomes midday

[weenden]

night brings darkness

[civeta]

darkness falls upon us

[DooMeD68]

and we can't see without light

[weenden]

as does the day

[Something Else]

day-watch was helluva good movie

[weenden]

as was end game

[Something Else]

game out: gears of war

[weenden]

war of the worlds

[hippychick]

worlds apart

[DooMeD68]

apart from the last

[thewizeard]

Last of all you will remember me

[bigboab]

me, who me?

[DooMeD68]

me the invisible man

[bigboab]

man from laramie

[DooMeD68]

laramie such a wonderful place

[hippychick]

place your bet

[DooMeD68]

bet the odds could have been better

[bigboab]

better late than never

[DooMeD68]

never think your too old

[Something Else]

old people fart on buses remember.........

[bigboab]

remember remember the 5th of November

[Actatoi]

November is a lovely month

[DooMeD68]

month into another year

[Peter North]

year after year

[DooMeD68]

year into a century

[Something Else]

century of technological acceleration

[DooMeD68]

acceleration doesn't necessarily mean quickness

[Peter North]

quickness in a way that eyes cant see...

[Peter North]

sorry, wrong section..

[DooMeD68]

see what can't be seen

[bigboab]

seen the lot

[DooMeD68]

lot of washing hanging on a line

[bigboab]

line of cocaine

[DooMeD68]

cocaine up one's nose

[kallieb]

Nose shape is much more appealing when it's not as flat as a pancake.

[DooMeD68]

pancakes are meant for the ceiling

[kallieb]

Ceiling fans should not be used to spin cats.

[bigboab]

cats have nine lives

[DooMeD68]

lives are meant to be used

[bigboab]

used car salesmen are crooks

[kallieb]

shit!! Edit. Too fast

[DooMeD68]

encumbrance is a legal term of art for anything that affects or limits the title of a property

[kallieb]

Property is valued by such artificial means as nice views and inflated egos.

[DooMeD68]

fools rush in

[WarrenBuffet]

on goes the knee grow, out comes Micheal Jackson.

[DooMeD68]

jackson was a white man

[weenden]

man and woman

[DooMeD68]

woman ruler not of this earth

[weenden]

earth and beyond

[lovewalrus]

beyond the confines of my mind

[kallieb]

Mind your manners when you go to Church.

[Something Else]

church for alcoholics is a park bench

[kallieb]

Bench pressing more than your weight will crush your knees.

[lovewalrus]

bench pressing is a recepy for T-bags

speedy little kallieb...

knees, because legs don't work without them..!

[kallieb]

who' has the most smokin' fast enter key....sure not lovewalrus! (LOL)

[kallieb]

T-Bags are a great remedy to sooth tired eyes.

[Something Else]

Eyes are for watching T-Bagging. A great remedy to sooth :ghey: ness..

[kallieb]

Gayness is what it is, and one either self-loathes, denies or accepts.

[Something Else]

Accepts but not promotes does the reasonable monk.

[lovewalrus]

monk, you got any? said the crazy stoner.

[kallieb]

"Monk" was the last word uttered by disciple before he passed through the gates and into his cloistered life.

[kallieb]

oops...this time I'm slower!!

[lovewalrus]

hahaaa

life is like a box of chocolates, your wife takes them all and leaves you nothing...

[kallieb]

Nothing is more precious than the warmth of your child's hand in yours.

[lovewalrus]

yours are the best tits i have ever seen...... my wife said to me...

[kallieb]

Me!! No such thing. I never wore your lingerie, why would I. Well maybe just once but only because I was curious.

[lovewalrus]

curious george...... bi-curious george is what i heard....

[kallieb]

Heard anything yet? I hate waiting and you don't want me to become upset, said the towering dominatrix.

[bigboab]

dominatrix would be the ultimate sexual partner of a lot of members in this forum

[DooMeD68]

because were all pervs at heart

[civeta]

heart surgery is really really hard

[DooMeD68]

harder than buffalo horn

[bigboab]

horn of plenty

[DooMeD68]

plenty of whipped cream

[Gripper]

cream puffs, well I never

[Peter North]

never retrieve never surrender

[civeta]

Surrender now!!! all your base are belong to me!

[bigboab]

me, me, me, it's all me

[zoe68]

me, myself and I

[DooMeD68]

i am what i am

[bigboab]

am I to blame for every disaster?

[DooMeD68]

disaster is inevitable in the end

[kallieb]

End your strife and surrender yourself to Jesus.

[DooMeD68]

jesus still lives in french alps with elvis

[kallieb]

Elvis isn't dead, he's a greeter at Wal-Mart.

[DooMeD68]

wal-mart equals asda with a santa holding elvis's hand

[kallieb]

Hand me the thingy, no you idiot the other thingy.

[DooMeD68]

thingy is something you switch on

[bigboab]

on the crest of a wave

[DooMeD68]

waves are found in certain hair types

[bigboab]

types of fish have a lot of omega oil

[DooMeD68]

oil will make you billions

[bigboab]

billions are being wasted on wars

[DooMeD68]

wars waste lives wholesale

[zoe68]

Wholesale pallets at low, low prices!

[DooMeD68]

prices sometimes are scandalous ripoffs

[Imagine_If]

Ripoffs were the order of the day; thin is the layer of civilisation when man is hungry.

[weenden]

hungry hungry hippo

[DooMeD68]

hippos swim in water a lot

[bigboab]

lot of people on tonight

[DooMeD68]

tonight most people will be getting totally pissed

[Peter North]

pissed on my pants

[DooMeD68]

pants with dampness giving you nappy rash

[Eytan]

rash is generally a minor problem that may go away with home treatment

[DooMeD68]

treatment is what is required if your going slightly mad

[Eytan]

Mad Max is one of my favorite movies

[bigboab]

movies can run for hours

[DooMeD68]

hours can turn into weeks

[Peter North]

weeks and weeks and summer so far away

[DooMeD68]

away so far that you can't wear shorts

[bigboab]

shorts will get you drunk quicker

[DooMeD68]

quicker if you wearing icelandic knee length socks

[Peter North]

socks in the summer sucks...

[DooMeD68]

sucks because feet sweat and sink like cheese

[Eytan]

cheese is a solid food made from the milk of cows

[DooMeD68]

cows eating grass in the field

[Peter North]

field full off amazing players

[DyNast]

Players of the football league

[Peter North]

league of this year is a shit

[Eytan]

shit happens when you least expect it

[DooMeD68]

it is something within itself

[weenden]

itself thine be true

[DooMeD68]

true is something that isn't false

[weenden]

false alarm

[DooMeD68]

alarm bells ringing

[weenden]

ringing in the new year

[DooMeD68]

new year time to get pissed and seriously laid

[bigboab]

laid back and relaxed

[flicke]

relaxed by the spa

[bigboab]

spa resorts can be expensive

[CrabGirl]

spa resorts can be expensive

Expensive suits hide cheap manners

[bigboab]

spa resorts can be expensive

Expensive suits hide cheap manners

Good one. first I've heard it.:)

Manners maketh the man.(person then:lol:)

[CrabGirl]

Expensive suits hide cheap manners

Good one. first I've heard it.:)

Manners maketh the man.(person then:lol:)

(Thanks! think I made it up!)

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time

[weenden]

time and time again

[lovewalrus]

again crabgirl comes with the comedy....

[DooMeD68]

again the day begins

[Peter North]

begins another age of war

[DooMeD68]

war now and hopefully not forever

[lovewalrus]

forever there is darkness after death...

[DooMeD68]

death will be our salvation in the end

[Peter North]

end its a peace state of mind

[lovewalrus]

end is neigh said the butcher to the piggies balls

damn my malco fingers..

[DooMeD68]

balls are meant for kicking

[lovewalrus]

kicking and screaming, the child came into the world...