D.i.y

[mutterings]

Wifey wanted me to do some home improvements!!Sooo in the way that males do i said "Do It Yourself" she is not talking to me now!!!What did i do wrong????

[Spindulik]

Enjoy the peace while it lasts. She'll be nagging again.

[Ron]

Nothing really.
She's only doing everything by herself now.
Better go to the store to buy some handcreme and dirty mags, if I were you.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by mutterings@16 July 2003 - 16:35
What did i do wrong????
The correct phrase is:"Do it yourself and quit nagging me bitch!"Of course I'm not married, so I could be mistaken. :P

[Ron]

Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 23:54
The correct phrase is:"Do it yourself and quit nagging me bitch!"Of course I'm not married, ....
Makes one wonder why a nice guy like you is still single..... :P

Btw, you forgot: "...and where's me m***erf***ing beer?

[balamm]

Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 22:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 22:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mutterings@16 July 2003 - 16:35
What did i do wrong????
The correct phrase is:"Do it yourself and quit nagging me bitch&#33;"Of course I&#39;m not married, so I could be mistaken. :P [/b][/quote]

Been there, done that.

Twice&#33;&#33;



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[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@16 July 2003 - 17:05
Btw, you forgot: "...and where&#39;s me m***erf***ing beer?
The beer should never be allowed to run out in the first place. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/beerchug.gif

I mean, damn, fetching beer and sex - what else do you marry a woman for???

[Ron]

The money her job gets you?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@16 July 2003 - 17:37
The money her job gets you?
Ooooh - you got a keeper then&#33;&#33;&#33; http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/thumb.gif

[Ron]

Well, if she doesn&#39;t have a job, you can always make some beer money by renting her out to your friends. ;)

[tite-wad]

Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer? http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/w00t.gif

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 23:50
Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer? http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/w00t.gif
My man, you are simply a GENIUS :D :beerchug:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@16 July 2003 - 17:51
My man, you are simply a GENIUS :D :beerchug:
Nah&#33; - just practical.

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/naughty.gif And CHEAP&#33;

[balamm]

http://members.shaw.ca/telfaq/amyshit.jpg


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[tite-wad]

Hoooieee&#33; http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/w00t.gif

I bet she&#39;d be worth at least a case or two of longnecks&#33;

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/beerchug.gif

[mutterings]

I am a kept man i get kids from school(dont take em cos its before 9am)she works(i dont)she works 50hrs a week minimum to keep me in beers :)


And before all you bra burning tolpuddle martres start having a go....its equal rights yeah???ok i have the right to stay at home while the woman works and looks after me.....makes a change &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;And worst thing is she agrees with me&#33;&#33;&#33;oh hold on thats a good thing and a first :lol:

[Proper Bo]

If you two ever fall out, give her my number&#33; :D

[mutterings]

I think she has it &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink: :blink: :blink:

[shogunxxx]

Ron Posted on 16 July 2003 - 22:48 Well, if she doesn&#39;t have a job, you can always make some beer money by renting her out to your friends.
tite-wad Posted on 16 July 2003 - 22:50 Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer?

remind&#39;s me of the old addage

you can sell a sheep ONCE but you can sheer it MANY time&#39;s

in other word&#39;s let&#39;s keep the beer coming :P :P :P

[Ron]

Originally posted by tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 00:50
Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer? http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/w00t.gif
<SIGH>
Because you can only trade her ONCE, tite-wad. :rolleyes:
You can rent her out several times a day though.
Which do you think will get you the most beers?

[tite-wad]

Yeah, but if you get rid of the worthless one, you can get another who knows how to do her job right&#33; :D

[mutterings]

Originally posted by Ron+17 July 2003 - 00:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 17 July 2003 - 00:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 00:50
Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer? http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/w00t.gif
<SIGH>
Because you can only trade her ONCE, tite-wad. :rolleyes:
You can rent her out several times a day though.
Which do you think will get you the most beers? [/b][/quote]
i traded her once&#33;&#33;&#33;to 300 different people&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;most beers was by someone called tw???never did get full name though&#33;&#33; :lol:

[balamm]

Hmmm...


more Beer vs everlasting peace and quiet ...

now that&#39;s a hard choice :lol:

[Ron]

If your intake of beer is high enough, she can nag all she wants, you won&#39;t care.
So I&#39;d go for the beer any day of the week. :D

[mutterings]

did i mention my wifes name was carling? :lol:

[lynx]

You are married to Will Carling ?
That explains a lot.

And which of you did you say was the wife ?

[mutterings]

Originally posted by lynx@17 July 2003 - 01:41
You are married to Will Carling ?
That explains a lot.

And which of you did you say was the wife ?
lynx i was gonna say something about will but i thought no one would stoop so low and bring up a 5 yr old joke :blink: still theres always one ;) :D