Bacon - With Bread And Ketchup

[Rat Faced]

To settle an argument between the Geordie and the Monkey Hanger...


Stottie take an early lead...

[tite-wad]

No bacon. :x


:P Sausage!


And it would be a sandwich ;)

[mutterings]

what is a stottie???sounds foreign!!!!! :lol:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by mutterings@16 July 2003 - 19:18
what is a stottie???sounds foreign!!!!! :lol:
It's bacon spooge. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/wedgie.gif

[Ron]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@17 July 2003 - 01:59
Stottie take an early lead...
Wrong again.
You always seem to pick a losing horse don't you?
Or are you going to manipulate this poll too? :swear:

[lynx]

I voted sarnie, but I'd rather have a stottie. But the doc says I need to lose weight and there's no way I would do that with one of those oversized monsters.
My god, you could nearly fill an american :lol:

But either way there would be NO KETCHUP coming anywhere near my food.

[3rd gen noob]

bacon roll for me please

[shn]

Bacon with bread and ketchup? :unsure:

Well lets see, I like bacon, but only if its on a double cheeseburger. I hate bread, and I never use ketchup...............not even on my french fries. :blink: But wait :o I luv those tiny baby tomatoes sprinkled with a little bit of salt :D yummy!

[dgmortal]

i have to say other........

reason: i have no idea what you're talking about..... :blink:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx@16 July 2003 - 20:29
My god, you could nearly fill an american :lol:
:angry: HEY!

I resemble that remark&#33; <_<

[lynx]

Clarification for those who don&#39;t understand.

Bacon Sarnie: A bacon sandwich (two slices of bread filled with bacon).

Bacon Buttie: Originally a corruption of a bacon sarnie, primarily from merseyside (scousers), where they have difficulty with the &#39;s&#39; sound (often pronounced &#39;sh&#39;, which would have made bacon sharnie). Later hijacked by softie southerners who didn&#39;t know the difference between this and a bacon roll.

Bacon Roll: Bacon in a small bread bun. Far too small to be of any use to anyone except softie southerners. Having realised this, they fooled gullible scousers into buying them by calling them butties.

Bacon Stottie: A meal fit for a king, a large breadcake filled with lashings of bacon, available from the Humber and all points north. Not advisable for softie southerners and people with weight problems. Side effects: high colesterol, heart disease.

Other: Who the f*** cares.

Note: The contamination of any of the above with ketchup is to be avoided at all costs, with the possible exception of the bacon roll, where due to the miniscule size of this &#39;meal&#39; it is unlikely that the ketchup would even be noticed.

Edit: highlighting, typo

[vivitron 15]

YEAH&#33; A poll I requested

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:huh: Im losing

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:huh: monkey hanger-The &#39;Pool are arch enemies&#33;


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:huh: OK Bo, we&#39;re both losing&#33;&#33; Bacon Roll indeed&#33; What happens to Sausage Roll? Is it pastry, is it bread? Who knows?




Bo.....I will concede defeat (if this poll isn&#39;t rigged) I will humblyaccept that:























the members of this board don&#39;t have a clue what they&#39;re on about&#33;

ITS A GOD-DAMNED BUTTIE


thank you :)

[Proper Bo]

It&#39;s bacon sarnie all the way, of course should it be in a stottie, then it&#39;s a bacon stottie :D

[chalice]

Having just returned to flesh after a veggie sabatical for 8 years, I&#39;ve gotta say that HP sauce is the only condiment for a bacon buttie.
Had one last week and nearly shot my load.

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by chalice@17 July 2003 - 09:27
Having just returned to flesh after a veggie sabatical for 8 years, I&#39;ve gotta say that HP sauce is the only condiment for a bacon buttie.
Had one last week and nearly shot my load.
We have a believer in the church of brown sauce people&#33; :D

[vivitron 15]

if its in a stottie, then its a "bacon buttie in a stottie"....which is the obvious choice for us hard working northerners :)

[Proper Bo]

You don&#39;t have a bacon "buttie" as you put it, in a stottie&#33; That would be bread within a bread bun (I know, the stottie is more than a mere bun&#33;)
EDIT: Northern, my arse&#33; Say hi to the queen for me&#33; :P

[vivitron 15]

tis a buttie, regardless of the "containing material"....and I do agree, a stottie cannot under any circumstances be classified under the heading "bun"

why, that&#39;s like saying the Atlantic is a puddle <_< :)

[Proper Bo]

You could not be more wrong my lad&#33; The containing material IS what decides upon it&#39;s title&#33; If it&#39;s in bread, it&#39;s a sarnie, if it&#39;s in a roll, it&#39;s a roll, and if it&#39;s in a stottie, it&#39;s a stottie&#33; IT&#39;S THAT SIMPLE&#33;

[vivitron 15]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@17 July 2003 - 08:39
You could not be more wrong my lad&#33; The containing material IS what decides upon it&#39;s title&#33; If it&#39;s in bread, it&#39;s a sarnie, if it&#39;s in a roll, it&#39;s a roll, and if it&#39;s in a stottie, it&#39;s a stottie&#33; IT&#39;S THAT SIMPLE&#33;
No, non, nein, just NO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



If its in bread, its a buttie, if its in a "roll" (a bun really, but that&#39;s another story) then its a buttie, if its in a stottie its a buttie

[Proper Bo]

Your incompetence is outstanding&#33; How is it so hard for you to understand that you are WRONG&#33;?&#33;

:P

[Illuminati]

Bacon Buttie: Originally a corruption of a bacon sarnie, primarily from merseyside (scousers), where they have difficulty with the &#39;s&#39; sound (often pronounced &#39;sh&#39;, which would have made bacon sharnie).

I take resentment from that - Sarnie just sounded like something a Southerner acting like they&#39;re from the North would say :P


Later hijacked by softie southerners who didn&#39;t know the difference between this and a bacon roll.

No - We just liked to do a con-trick with the southerners; we give them half the usual bacon and twice the usual bread (as bread is cheaper ;)). They just couldn&#39;t tell the difference between that and a bread roll. ;)


Bacon Roll: Bacon in a small bread bun. Far too small to be of any use to anyone except softie southerners. Having realised this, they fooled gullible scousers into buying them by calling them butties.

Only the young &#39;uns ;)


Bacon Stottie: A meal fit for a king, a large breadcake filled with lashings of bacon, available from the Humber and all points north. Not advisable for softie southerners and people with weight problems. Side effects: high colesterol, heart disease.

Mmmmmmmmm....Stottie :D

[WeeMouse]

I voted other....cos here a sandwich is usually called a "peice"............

So it&#39;s a piece and bacon.

With red sauce.

Now you know what to order at a Glasgow burger van&#33;

:)

[BigMouse]

I voted other....cos here a sandwich is usually called a "peice"............

So it&#39;s a piece and bacon.

With red sauce.

Now you know what to order at a Glasgow burger van&#33;




Och go and give me piece&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

It&#39;s a roll and Bacon&#33;

[Lamsey]

Damn right, and it should have brown sauce, not red.

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by Lamsey@17 July 2003 - 13:37
Damn right, and it should have brown sauce, not red.
Hell yes Lamsey&#33; Welcome to the church :D

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+17 July 2003 - 13:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 17 July 2003 - 13:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@17 July 2003 - 13:37
Damn right, and it should have brown sauce, not red.
Hell yes Lamsey&#33; Welcome to the church :D [/b][/quote]
I like ketchup too, so I must be a heretic :P


Bacon (or in my case fake bacon) goes with brown sauce.

Rolls and tatty scones, however, have to have ketchup.

[Proper Bo]

So you&#39;re the kinda brown sauce equivilant of people who call themselves christian but only go to church for the free bread and wine? :P

[ToraBoraDweller]

Last meal &#33;&#33; :unsure:

as lynx said : so much cholesterol + genetically &#39;improved&#39; ketchup.......


well best of luck and make your testament :&#39;(