Male Masterbation

[abu_has_the_power]

i was just wondering if masterbation is harmful to the body.
1. will u still be able to have kids in the future if u jack off about 1-2 a week?
2. Will u ever run out of sperm?
3. Does it affect ur concentration and memory?

[Adster]

hillirous thread cough :lol:

sorry I am litertly rolling around on the floor now as we speak

How do you know if your sperm count is too high??

she chews more then she sucks

[hypoluxa3k]

1-2 a week?
i jack-off everyday! :huh:

but if you did run out of sperm, you could always adopt a child...no biggie ;)

[jetje]

A dutch "newspaper" tells about this Australian research (http://www.telegraaf.nl/nieuwslink/teksten/nws.prostaatkanker.risico.html)
It's Dutch, but in a nutshell it sais masturbation make the pipe clean and prevent prostate cancer... Btw the regular lovemaking with your wife still works to...
So don't ya all start jacking :lol:

[MadDog-2000]

Good one! :D

I think you spelled it a little wrong, as far as I know, its spelled "masturbation". Besdies that, I think this thread should have been posted in the Funny stuff section of the forum! :D

And, no, it is not harmful to you, if you sit behind your computer once or twice a week and jack off to some porn pictures you find on the Internet. You will never run out of sperm because your body will always be able to make more, thats why you have 2 nuts or sperm factories :P Jacking off doesn't affect your concentration or memory but it helps you calm down afterwards and it relieves stress. It has also been shown to reduce the change of getting prostate cancer.

No, I am not a doctor but I listened during anatomy class ;)

[Ron]

Good grief jetje!!
You on a look out for that kind of stuff.
Aaahh, I see now.
You were looking at the pic on the left, weren't you, you naughty boy?

http://www.telegraaf.nl/krant/wereldfotos/fotos/25.jpg

For those of you who can't read Dutch, I introduce to you, the Venezuelan waterpolo team. (the female one, I suppose)

[jetje]

accidently heard it on the radio :unsure: and then saw this thread...

well put 1+1 together..... :P

[TIBZ]

i read this sumwhere that if u dont jackoff ur sperm flows wit ur blood, or u just have a wet dream and it cums out if u havent done it in a while u can never have to much of it theres always a good amount so u dont have to wry bout it keep wackin it lol

[Adster]

yeah actully if you havnt jacked off in say a week it feels so good a week later it doesnt feel as good jacking off more then the 3 time in the same day

[Ron]

...And if you are a smart fellow, you could save it all up in a jar (or a bucket).
That way, if you ever decide to refurnish your room, you won't have to buy glue for the wallpaper.
Semen is excellent glue.
Well, I never saw a kid fall apart, so.... :P

[Adster]

I always thought sperm evaparated :huh: so it wont last

[Pitbul]

as of 12:30am my time i can offcially say i have cleaned the pipe and prevented cancer :D hahahahaha this topic was to funny to not post in it.

[LoStEmPiRe]

on the other side of the coin you can get rsi from too much masterbating.

[MadDog-2000]

I always thought sperm evaparated so it wont last

Doesn't evaporate but it will smell really bad after a while, if one was to keep it in a bucket :D Sperm is basically protein, so you would have to keep it refrigerated, if you really wanna keep it :blink:

Just ask your girlfriend if she wants some cookies and milk :D

[Pitbul]

Originally posted by LoStEmPiRe@17 July 2003 - 00:39
on the other side of the coin you can get rsi from too much masterbating.
WTF is "RSI"? :huh: :blink: :unsure:

[Adster]

WTF is "RSI"?   

havn't you learn't Occupational Health and saftey :P

and also sperm is good vitaman C for those females out there :P

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by jetje@17 July 2003 - 08:05
A dutch "newspaper" tells about this Australian research (http://www.telegraaf.nl/nieuwslink/teksten/nws.prostaatkanker.risico.html)
It's Dutch, but in a nutshell it sais masturbation make the pipe clean and prevent prostate cancer... Btw the regular lovemaking with your wife still works to...
So don't ya all start jacking  :lol:
HMMM ... prevent prostate cancer? Maybe I should remove one of my nuts and install a lotion dispenser in it's place to stay healthy. ;)

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi+17 July 2003 - 07:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Darth Sushi &#064; 17 July 2003 - 07:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-jetje@17 July 2003 - 08:05
A dutch "newspaper" tells about this Australian research (http://www.telegraaf.nl/nieuwslink/teksten/nws.prostaatkanker.risico.html)
It&#39;s Dutch, but in a nutshell it sais masturbation make the pipe clean and prevent prostate cancer... Btw the regular lovemaking with your wife still works to...
So don&#39;t ya all start jacking :lol:
HMMM ... prevent prostate cancer? Maybe I should remove one of my nuts and install a lotion dispenser in it&#39;s place to stay healthy. ;)[/b][/quote]
Masturbation &#39;may prevent cancer&#39;
By Judy Skatssoon
July 16, 2003

WHO cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

A team led by Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria, questioned more than 2000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a wider prostate cancer study.

The men, half of whom had prostate cancer, were aged between 40 and 69 and recruited from Sydney, Melbourne and Perth between 1994-98.

The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

"What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," Professor Giles told AAP.

"The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation."

He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic.

"For seminal fluid to be made it has to be concentrated about 600 times," Prof Giles said.

"So semen is a very potent and strong brew of lots of chemicals which, because of their biological reactivity, could be carcinogenic if left to lie around."

The research is set to appear in the British Journal of Urology this weekend.

Prof Giles said the prostate may have more similarities with the breast than previously thought - particularly in relation to the development of cancer.

He said the prostate was a secretory organ like the breast, which produced milk, only it produced semen.

The researchers reasoned that just as breast feeding lowered a woman&#39;s risk of breast cancer, maybe liberal ejaculation could have the same beneficial effects for men.

Masturbation could also have the same positive effect on a young prostate gland as pregnancy had on breasts, Prof Giles said.

"It might be rather like a first full-term pregnancy forces the breast tissue to fully differentiate and become grown up cells," he said.

"Maybe intense sexual ejaculation at the time when the prostate has finished growing to maturity might actually help it bed down and become a fully developed gland, rather than having too many cells lying around in it."

Prof Giles said previous reports had found an increased risk of prostate cancer among prisoners and Roman Catholic priests, while other studies suggested that having large numbers of female partners may be a factor.

However, while the Cancer Council study found benefits from masturbation, it was unable to replicate the evidence about lots of sex with lots of women.

"In our study we found an effect for masturbation but we didn&#39;t find an effect for the number of female partners," he said.

Prof Giles said the study may have implications for prostate cancer patients who grew up at a time when the practice was frowned upon.

He said the findings of the study needed to be repeated by other researchers before they could be confidently claimed to be true.

Until then, men could breathe easy, he said.

"I really think that masturbation is a quite normal human activity, and if the habit can also be shown to be healthy and beneficial, why not?"
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It only says it may stop cancer&#33;

[uNz[i]]

WHO cares if you go blind?

Hell, even if boppin&#39; yer balony DOES cause blindness, you&#39;ll still know where it is ...and you&#39;ll have nothing left to lose&#33; :geek: :geek: B) B)

Well... ALMOST nothing. ;)

Anyone wanna game of "First Off"?

[DarthInsinuate]

masturbation is only dangerous if you get it in your eye

[lynx]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 July 2003 - 11:33
masturbation is only dangerous if you get it in your eye
Yeah, but you go blind anyway, I thought we had already established that.

[stonecold1203]

Jerking off helps prevent cancer.

Like i needed an excuse o:)

[dudevenezuela]

For those of you who can&#39;t read Dutch, I introduce to you, the Venezuelan waterpolo team. (the female one, I suppose)

What do you mean ??

[Rat Faced]

She is the cause of many dead kittens, is what he means.......I think.

I&#39;d have to agree B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

everyone wanks. simple as that. men, women, dogs, cats.....

and we all know we enjoy it.

its just better to get someone else to do it.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 16:44
everyone wanks. simple as that. men, women, dogs, cats.....

my rotweiler bitch used to do it regularly in front of guests. :o
she&#39;d lie on her back with her legs in the air and grab hold of her tail, rocking backwards and forwards.
jinkies, it made me blush some. :">

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss+17 July 2003 - 17:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 July 2003 - 17:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 16:44
everyone wanks. simple as that. men, women, dogs, cats.....

my rotweiler bitch used to do it regularly in front of guests. :o
she&#39;d lie on her back with her legs in the air and grab hold of her tail, rocking backwards and forwards.
jinkies, it made me blush some. :"> [/b][/quote]
Are you sure that was your Rotwieler?? ;) :lol: :lol:

Awww, Me sorry :flowers: :flowers:

Jonno B)

[abu_has_the_power]

recap: so masturbation makes u blind, and it can prevent cancer? i&#39;m confused. and u will still be able to have kids in the future? :blink:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@17 July 2003 - 13:33
recap: so masturbation makes u blind, and it can prevent cancer? i&#39;m confused. and u will still be able to have kids in the future? :blink:
Yeah, you just won&#39;t be able to see whether they actually look like you though. B)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@17 July 2003 - 18:33
recap: so masturbation makes u blind, and it can prevent cancer? i&#39;m confused. and u will still be able to have kids in the future? :blink:
yeah, but you wont be able to see the lil buggers when they are nicking your fags. :D

jonno&#33; really&#33; :o :P

EDIT: tite wad, youre too quick for my liking. ;)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 18:35


jonno&#33; really&#33; :o :P


Sorry :flowers: :flowers: My crap attempt at humor :blink:

Jonno B)

[Buffalo]

Did&#39;nt work, why can&#39;t I see it??

Jonno B)

Edit:-It&#39;s bloody there now :angry: :angry:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 13:35
tite wad, youre too quick for my liking.&nbsp; ;)&nbsp;
Yes, I&#39;ve kinda gotten the impression you&#39;re not terribly fond of me......don&#39;t know why - I like you just fine&#33; ;)

[smellycat]

Male Masterbation, Is it harmful?

TIP: Don&#39;t use lace gloves >_<

[crazy_billy_bats]

KY helps.

lots of the aforementioned.


and/or johnsons baby oil.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:42
and/or johnsons baby oil.
Gee... I never realized that&#39;s why it&#39;s called Johnson&#39;s :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad+17 July 2003 - 19:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 17 July 2003 - 19:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:42
and/or johnsons baby oil.
Gee... I never realized that&#39;s why it&#39;s called Johnson&#39;s :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hmmmmmm now that u mention it....


how about some grease as well?

can get a bit messy and the old chaffing can become extrordinarily painful, but well do you mind

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:49
how about some grease as well?
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/huh.gif Lithium, petroleum or plain ol&#39; lard?

Ah the hell with it - just use spit - it&#39;s available anytime... anywhere. :lol:


Edit: typo

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad+17 July 2003 - 19:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 17 July 2003 - 19:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:49
how about some grease as well?
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/huh.gif Lithium, petroleum or plain ol&#39; lard?

Ah the hell with it - just use spit - it&#39;s available anytime... anywhere. :lol:


Edit: typo [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
pmsl


so just saliva then? hmmmm never actually used that one......

ill be RIGHT back....

[fugley]

Originally posted by MadDog-2000@17 July 2003 - 07:07
Good one&#33; :D

I think you spelled it a little wrong, as far as I know, its spelled "masturbation". Besdies that, I think this thread should have been posted in the Funny stuff section of the forum&#33; :D

And, no, it is not harmful to you, if you sit behind your computer once or twice a week and jack off to some porn pictures you find on the Internet. You will never run out of sperm because your body will always be able to make more, thats why you have 2 nuts or sperm factories :P Jacking off doesn&#39;t affect your concentration or memory but it helps you calm down afterwards and it relieves stress. It has also been shown to reduce the change of getting prostate cancer.

No, I am not a doctor but I listened during anatomy class ;)
I entirely disagree&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I ran dry about three years ago. I think I shot enough man-goo-juice to fill the fuel tank of a medium size family saloon car.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 18:41

Yes, I&#39;ve kinda gotten the impression you&#39;re not terribly fond of me...[LIST]...don&#39;t know why - I like you just fine&#33; ;)
i like you.
you make me giggle. ;)

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley+17 July 2003 - 20:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 July 2003 - 20:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MadDog-2000@17 July 2003 - 07:07
Good one&#33;&nbsp; :D

I think you spelled it a little wrong, as far as I know, its spelled "masturbation". Besdies that, I think this thread should have been posted in the Funny stuff section of the forum&#33;&nbsp; :D

And, no, it is not harmful to you, if you sit behind your computer once or twice a week and jack off to some porn pictures you find on the Internet. You will never run out of sperm because your body will always be able to make more, thats why you have 2 nuts or sperm factories&nbsp; :P Jacking off doesn&#39;t affect your concentration or memory but it helps you calm down afterwards and it relieves stress. It has also been shown to reduce the change of getting prostate cancer.

No, I am not a doctor but I listened during anatomy class&nbsp; ;)
I entirely disagree&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I ran dry about three years ago. I think I shot enough man-goo-juice to fill the fuel tank of a medium size family saloon car. [/b][/quote]
I would just like to add that most of the ejaculate in question was secreted or rather splurged whilst focusing on a rather splendid picture of young lilmiss&#39;s belly&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

hey that worked better than i expected.....


what about a female masturbation thread?

you finger the clam more than we bash the bishop, without a doubt....


well, in some cases.

[fugley]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 20:18
hey that worked better than i expected.....


what about a female masturbation thread?

you finger the clam more than we bash the bishop, without a doubt....


well, in some cases.
Billy boy - they is just lookin in the clam for pearls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:20

Billy boy - they is just lookin in the clam for pearls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
oh hello there oh hairy one.....

ah i see so thats why :lol: :lol:

well im off to watch a porno :D :D

can i find a pearls in there tho?

in the genetalia, that is ?

[Lilmiss]

oh fugs, you lil charmer&#33; ;)
:x

[fugley]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+17 July 2003 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats &#064; 17 July 2003 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:20

Billy boy - they is just lookin in the clam for pearls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
oh hello there oh hairy one.....

ah i see so thats why :lol: :lol:

well im off to watch a porno :D :D

can i find a pearls in there tho?

in the genetalia, that is ? [/b][/quote]
Sorry me encyclopedia had a mistake in it - that should of been Oysters or is it lobsters?? Me thinks you is correct bill they is just wankin their tits off&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:25

Sorry me encyclopedia had a mistake in it - that should of been Oysters or is it lobsters?? Me thinks you is correct bill they is just wankin their tits off&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
aha ¡¡¡¡¡


so there is titty-wanks involved too?

[tite-wad]

:angry: Damn board keeps kicking me off - can hardly post anything&#33;




Perhaps this would be better in Riddler&#39;s Gauntlet... but oh well...What&#39;s furry, red and sticky?------&#62; fugley&#39;s palm <------
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif

[Alien5]

:ermm: 3 times a day?

[bunny67]

:wank:

[Hairbautt]

I usually can't think straight when I'm horny.

[Mathea]

I usually can't think straight when I'm horny.

so you're only a fag when you fuck but straight in like, school?

[Adster]

I cum at least 3 or 4 times a day its a fucking addiction

my record is 14

its hard when your on holidays can cant have a wank in peace

[Mathea]

I cum at least 3 or 4 times a day its a fucking addiction

my record is 14

its hard when your on holidays can cant have a wank in peace

what the fuck you do on holidays that you dont have peace?

[Adster]

because theres people around and not in my own house to have my wank sotimes its painful

[Mathea]

because theres people around and not in my own house to have my wank sotimes its painful

hmm that is a good reason i suppose


go outside? its warm at xmasfor you so that should be cool

[Adster]

haha its easier in the cold I dont have to sweet it out :P

[Mathea]

lmao okay then. its warm there still yeah? how long till it gets cold? we wants pics dude

[thewizeard]

accidently heard it on the radio :unsure: and then saw this thread...

well put 1+1 together..... :P

This would appear to have all the typical signs of "Synchronicity" aka, meaningful coincidence. I will add this to the short list as a possible example of "Synchronicity in action"
check this thread ... http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/the-drawing-room/t-synchronicity-164575