How come

[Sextent]

Women are pish at sports, even ones that don't need strength and stuff. Like bowls, or darts or snooker.

There's no excuse for it.

[CrabGirl]

You;re just trying to distract me even more with your provocative threads. :angry:

[Skiz]

They're even pretty lame at mud wrestling, but it's the only "sport" of theirs I can't look away from. :idunno:

[Sextent]

They're shite at beach volleyball as well, but would you miss it.

http://diggsc.typepad.com/4_mile_creek/images/capt.olyvbb11808241914.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb118-thumb.jpg

[CrabGirl]

I watched a video of some "interesting" japanese massage techniques earlier. Looked a bit like that.

[Sextent]

I watched a video of some "interesting" japanese massage techniques earlier. Looked a bit like that.

Remind me, how does one book a "session".

[Skiz]

They're shite at beach volleyball as well, but would you miss it.

I suppose not.

Their bedroom and kitchen duties are certainly their forte. Some people should just stick to what they know. :ermm:

[Sextent]

Indeed, even the gays are better at sports than lassies.

[CrabGirl]

They're shite at beach volleyball as well, but would you miss it.

I suppose not.

Their bedroom and kitchen duties are certainly their forte. Some people should just stick to what they know. :ermm:

Like posting properly, stupid redneck.

[Sextent]

And just as good in the bedroom. :naughty:

[Sextent]

QUOTE=Skizo;2411352

Like posting properly, stupid redneck.

Schoolboy error

[CrabGirl]

And just as good in the bedroom. :naughty:

Had a lot of stupid rednecks in the bedroom have you?

[Jiggles]

you guys are sexist, women are not just sex objects and crap at sports.

would any of you guys beat her in tennis?-

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/03_swilliams_01.jpg
oh sorry wrong pic, here it is-


http://kindlypogmothoin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/williams-serena-photo-serena-williams-6233852.jpg

[Skiz]

They're shite at beach volleyball as well, but would you miss it.

I suppose not.

Their bedroom and kitchen duties are certainly their forte. Some people should just stick to what they know. :ermm:

Like posting properly, stupid redneck.

Meh... I fixed it, but chick "sports" still suck. Go figure. (except the bedroom/kitchen ones, obviousment)

[Sextent]

Like posting properly, stupid redneck.

, but chick "sports" still suck.

I wish.

[CrabGirl]

, but chick "sports" still suck.

I wish.

So you admit they are good then.

[Sextent]

I wish.

So you admit they are good then.

Depends how wide we are allowing the definition of sport to get. I had previously never considered the ""suck" a sport .

[CrabGirl]

So you admit they are good then.

Depends how wide we are allowing the definition of sport to get. I jad never considered the ""suck" a sport previously.

Typing with one hand are we? :happy:

[Sextent]

Depends how wide we are allowing the definition of sport to get. I jad never considered the ""suck" a sport previously.

Typing with one hand are we? :happy:

:lol: :earl:

I'm not, are you having a flick whilst watching the rubbish telly.

[CrabGirl]

Actually I am. I just can't decide what to watch.

[Jiggles]

women are not as good as men in general, but some very few women are amazing at sports.

that answers your question.

oh and who said women are better at cooking, all the best chefs in the world are men.

[Sextent]

Actually I am. I just can't decide what to watch.

So having to amuse yourself in other ways.

This really is the worst excuse for not studying. Even if it does score 74 at Scrabble.

[CrabGirl]

Actually I am. I just can't decide what to watch.

So having to amuse yourself in other ways.

This really is the worst excuse for not studying. Even if it does score 74 at Scrabble.

My big hair is weighing me down! I can't move very far!

[Sextent]

So having to amuse yourself in other ways.

This really is the worst excuse for not studying. Even if it does score 74 at Scrabble.

My big hair is weighing me down! I can't move very far!

It's a picture in words. A wee Greek lassie, unable to move because of the weight of her big hair, stranded in front of the TV watching rubbing telly and having a flick.

All that's left to decide is who is playing you in the movie.

[CrabGirl]

Marina Sirtis Obviously.

Noob.

[Gripper]

Telly Savalas?

[CrabGirl]

Hoi! You've seen me photies, I'm very much not him. I'm the anti-him seeing as I'm female with enormous hair.

[Sextent]

Marina Sirtis Obviously.

Noob.

It's so obvious when you say it.

[CrabGirl]

Marina Sirtis Obviously.

Noob.

It's so obvious when you say it.

:ninja:

It wont be for long. I'm getting a haircut and dying it copper. I have to.

Bring on the ginge!

[Sextent]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops360/marina_sirtis0004.jpg

[CrabGirl]

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to cook some mince. Not a euphamism.

[Gripper]

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to mince some cock. Not a euphamism.


:O:blink::sick:

[Sextent]

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to cook some mince. Not a euphamism.

Any chance of you posting a pic of your mince.

[CrabGirl]

It's too Chilli right now.

Can you SMELL what the Frock is cooking!

[Sextent]

:lol::earl:

http://www.halloweenfantasy.com/files/details/d_50.jpg

[Jiggles]

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to cook some mince. Not a euphamism.

divorcee/lesbo

[Skweeky]

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to cook some mince. Not a euphamism.

Any chance of you posting a pic of your mince.

:blink:

Would you like a picture of my chicken thighs as well?

[Sextent]

:drummer:

[Something Else]

divorcee/lesbo

Sorry to hear that Jiggles mate :pinch:

[Sextent]

I can't post a pic of my cheese dream as I've eaten it.

True Story

[CrabGirl]

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to cook some mince. Not a euphamism.

divorcee/lesbo

You just try starting on me today young man. :angry:

[BawA]

the worst sport for womens is something which has anything to do with motors, i dont know how they think of getting into motor racing while they have no idea of it.
ive seen ladies driving like shit, ive sat with them and seen how they drive, i wont go far but my own sister is a good example.
i had 2 car accidents and both were caused by women, one totaled my car and 2nd got my back door damaged and god knows how many i avoided mostly on roundabouts. they dont know Roundabouts rules, they dont know lane changing rule heck they dont know lane usage rule they will simply go at lowest speed in high speed lane and not caring a shit that there is a long line of cars behind them.

[CrabGirl]

I can't post a pic of my cheese dream as I've eaten it.

True Story

Oh no you haven't as I'm still here. :drumthingy:

[BawA]

Difference between Boyz nD GirLs in Using ATM Machinez...
Enjoy !!


Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

[Skweeky]

Yeah.. that's why we get cheaper car insurance.. because we cause more accidents.

[Sextent]

Yeah.. that's why we get cheaper car insurance.. because we cause more accidents.

Sexist

[Skweeky]

Thanks sexy.

Been working out again?

[Gripper]

I,m cooking curried rice and beans,hope that makes me a lezzy.

[Jiggles]

divorcee/lesbo

You just try starting on me today young man. :angry:

i love this forum :)

[Sextent]

Thanks sexy.

Been working out again?

Nah, office most of the thyme.

[Sextent]

Actually that's pish, I had the day off.

[CrabGirl]

So did I. It was great. I want another one. Never mind. Plenty of them to come.

[Skweeky]

It seem everyone had the day off bar moi :angry:

[Sextent]

Hoi, I worked last Sunday.

Well when I say worked I got an airyplane to Holland. Stayed in a nice hotel, had a decent meal and got pished at someone else's expense.

Anyway, I deserved a day off.

[Sextent]

So did I. It was great. I want another one. Never mind. Plenty of them to come.

Indeed, all paid too.

[CrabGirl]

Very well paid as well! :happy:

[Skweeky]

Why were you lawyering away in Holland?

[Jiggles]

back on topic,

i think the reason women are not taken seriously in sports by most people because they are seen as sex objects, unlike men who are seen as protective and strong.

[Sextent]

Why were you lawyering away in Holland?

I was at FIOD to deal with some things.

[Skweeky]

Why are you doing tax stuff over there? :huh:

Suspicious

[Sextent]

Why are you doing tax stuff over there? :huh:

Suspicious

They deal with money laundering and that type of thing as well.

[Skweeky]

You are laundering money to fund your tulip habit?

[Sextent]

You are laundering money to fund your tulip habit?

I most certainly am not young lady. I am on the side of goodness and light, in all things.

Unlike yourself with your Govan ways and your visits to the Louden.

[Barbarossa]

So did I. It was great. I want another one. Never mind. Plenty of them to come.

Indeed, all paid too.

:eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

You are laundering money to fund your tulip habit?

I most certainly am not young lady. I am on the side of goodness and light, in all things.

Unlike yourself with your Govan ways and your visits to the Louden.



Goodness and light eh?
Definitely sounds like a tulip trip to me.

[Imagine_If]

...it sounds more like paddos to me....