Today, for the first time

[Skweeky]

Someone corrected my English :unsure:


That's never happened before!

I wish more people would do it instead of letting me use incorrect expressions.

[Something Else]

Your English is pretty good. That's probably why you don't get corrected much. ;)

In fact it's better than most English people's...............

[Mr. Mulder]

it sounds sexy as fuck when foreign chicks mispronounce stuff :yup:

[Skweeky]

AHA! I knew there was an ulterior motive! 't was a girl who corrected me.

[Something Else]

Do you have a frenchy accent skweeky?? Coz that is sexy...

[Sextent]

it sounds sexy as fuck when foreign chicks mispronounce stuff :yup:

Shtuff

[Skweeky]

Do you have a frenchy accent skweeky?? Coz that is sexy...


After 4 years of complete immersion in Glaswegian culture?

What do you think?

Most people think I'm Irish these days:D

[Mr. Mulder]

it sounds sexy as fuck when foreign chicks mispronounce stuff :yup:

Shtuff
you are a foreign man, not a foreign woman

racist.

[CrabGirl]

it sounds sexy as fuck when foreign chicks mispronounce stuff :yup:

Shtuff

Swoon! :wub:

[Sextent]

Shtuff
you are a foreign man, not a foreign woman

racist.

It's my Shorn Canary.

Muldster you're a shite, a shite for shore eyesh.

[Something Else]

:lol: Sometimes accents can go badly wrong when someone moves to a part of Britain where they speak with a strong accent.....The worst I've heard was a danish/mancunian. It was like 2 tunes being mixed together badly....

[Sextent]

Do you have a frenchy accent skweeky?? Coz that is sexy...


After 4 years of complete immersion in Glaswegian culture?

What do you think?

Most people think I'm Irish these days:D

The Govan accent is nothing like Irish.

[Skweeky]

I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...

I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead

[Sextent]

I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...

I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead

How many times do I need to tell you :angry:

The facts are irrelevant, it's what's in my head that matters. :frusty:

You used to wear a big Celtic jumper then you moved in with a guy from Govan who ripped it off your back, pished on it then set it on fire, while you watched.

You wept yourself to sleep that night.

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

[Skweeky]

You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.

:pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch:


That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking

[Sextent]

You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.

:pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch:


That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking

That is possibly the most dangerously stupid thing I have ever heard anyone say.

To explain to the good people, that pub is rangers thro' and thro'. Real hun, sectarian bigotry stuff like. Not like Callum and I having a larf. It is also within about 5 minutes walk from Celtic Park.

It's where they wait to start the ambush if one is planned.

[Skweeky]

't is true :(

I wasn't right in the head back then

[Sextent]

Seriously, I don't know many guys who would go in there, unless they were mob handed and wanted to fight.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, I is dead tuff GRRRRR

[Proper Bo]

you are a foreign man, not a foreign woman

racist.

It's my Shorn Canary.

Muldster you're a shite, a shite for shore eyesh.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7859/connerycv1.gif

Been looking for an excuse to post this again:happy:

[CrabGirl]

you are a foreign man, not a foreign woman

racist.

It's my Shorn Canary.

Muldster you're a shite, a shite for shore eyesh.

Whimper. I'm a sucker for the Scottish accent. I went away last week with one of those persuasion and I spent ages pretending not to understand him, partly to piss him off as he was being an ass and partly to hear him speak. :)

[Something Else]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7859/connerycv1.gif

Been looking for an excuse to post this again:happy:

:lol: quality mate.....great timing too :lol:

[Skweeky]

I think JP should do a reading and post it

[Sextent]

It's my Shorn Canary.

Muldster you're a shite, a shite for shore eyesh.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7859/connerycv1.gif

Been looking for an excuse to post this again:happy:

:glag: Genious.

[Proper Bo]

:blushing:

[Rat Faced]

((((Skweeky))))

How's the Baby? (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-skweeky-rat-faced-3308) :wub:

[j2k4]

Holy shit.

I'm here for thirty seconds, and I trip over Brother Rat?

Well, then...how about that. :)

I've only got about five minutes more...:(

[Skweeky]

(((RF))))

I don't know where the wean is to be honest. Last thing I heard he was in a Moroccan prison.

[Rat Faced]

Ah, following in the Parents footsteps.. at least he avoided the American one.:shutup:

[CrabGirl]

I think JP should do a reading and post it

Agreed. Rabby Burns for New Years. :happy:

[Skweeky]

Excellent idea!

And RF can do one too! Why aye!

[GoLDeN]

where is JP

[brotherdoobie]

Hey, RF! How have you been?


-bd :happy:

[Rat Faced]

Fine Ta bd..

A Reading? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Yeah, read a bit of poetry or something

[Sextent]

It would need to be for Burns night, Shirley.

[Rat Faced]

I think so..


... and dont call me surely.

[Sextent]

I haven't even got your number.

[Skweeky]

That would be brilliant! Will you do it Jim???

[CrabGirl]

Ppppplllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skweeky]

CG and I will send u bewb pics

[Sextent]

:lol:

I've got a mike now but it's a pishy one. However if it means so much to you chaps I will recite a wee bit of Burns, or something equally Scottish.

Burns night is on 25th January 2008.

[Skweeky]

YAY! Wooohooo! Yaaassssssss

/me dances

[CrabGirl]

* Crabgirl falls off her chair in surprise at his aquiescence, and does a skweeky dance of anticipation.

(do we really have to send him bewb pics?)

[j2k4]

And the bewb pics? :whistling

[Sextent]

Already in my PM.

1 bewb sent each, as part payment. The other on completion.

[j2k4]

Well, then.

Too bad I don't do poetry...

Please post when you've completed each set. :whistling

[100%]

English needs revision like the rest of u.s.

[Sextent]

English needs revision like the rest of u.s.

:blink:

[Skweeky]

He wouldn't really know if it were our bewbs or not, wold he? gnarf gnarf


This is so exciting!

[j2k4]

He wouldn't really know if it were our bewbs or not, wold he? gnarf gnarf


This is so exciting!

Dunno.

Never seen Faye's...:whistling

[Skweeky]

Have you felt them though?

[j2k4]

Have you felt them though?

Yours or Faye's? :whistling