i need insults!

[snowultra]

my best one, right now, is:

" your like a 6 pack of beer, without the plastic thingy holding it together "

[Jiggles]

don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

[Barbarossa]

"you're a cunt"



^ an insult as requested

[snowultra]

all good

[Smith]

your a fag, kill yourself.

[Proper Bo]

You are, shirley.

[MaaxHimself]

noobasaures rex

[Bad Samaritan]

You remind me of shit, that has grown hair.

[Alien5]

you're canadian.

[pro267]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

[kallieb]

you're canadian.

ha ha

;)

[Something Else]

The royal canadian kilted yaksmen kick-ass.

[kallieb]

That's right, and they look real cute when they're all fancied up in their leather boots and whipping their riding crops and bouncing around on their horses.

Sounds rather kinky actually.

[MaaxHimself]

You are a dirty jew

[WarrenBuffet]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face book :)

[Jiggles]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face book :)

good insult.

[MaaxHimself]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face book :)
Only sophomores in high school would come up with these.:D

[WarrenBuffet]

HA HAHA HA IM a sopomore in High............. Oh wait, u read my face book lolz!

[clocker]

my best one, right now, is:

" your like a 6 pack of beer, without the plastic thingy holding it together "
That doesn't even qualify as an insult.

In fact, it's insulting you even thought it was.

[bigboab]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face :)

Whatever.:whistling

[GoLDeN]

iam ur father

[100%]

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/0aakeiraaaa.jpg

[Alien5]

:sick:

[Peter North]

http://www.fukung.net/images/5038/wtf3td.gif

[j2k4]

I get more done by mistake than you do on purpose. :whistling

[weenden]

hey when are you due

[Snee]

I get more done by mistake than you do on purpose. :whistling

That's no good. If he's gonna use that on his mental peers that'll take them all day to figure out.

[MaaxHimself]

I pregame harder than you party.

[weenden]

is that you face or did someone shit on your shoulders

[Guyver]

wtf is this shit? seriously, do you even read what you've typed before your fat oafish fingers hit enter?

[pro267]

You're like a piece of dung all covered up with marcipan.

[j2k4]

I get more done by mistake than you do on purpose. :whistling

That's no good. If he's gonna use that on his mental peers that'll take them all day to figure out.

Oh, yeah.

How about, "If sense was gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive a mouse's motorcycle around the inside of a bagel".

[svr]

I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck.

[Jiggles]

i cyber-molested your mother, and she liked it.

[Something Else]

Jiggles keeps PM ing me..I think he is obsessed :wub:

Sorry mate, I do NOT want to buy your sticks :dabs:

[kirktrix]

All of your post are Fu*king lame... He need an insult not a joke...How about instead of posting shit here try to make your stupid life more meaningful....

[Jiggles]

^ bittard, i dont think mine was a joke, unless you experience that sorta thing and its just normal for you.