Man Cuts Off Penis And Eats It

[Clear Illusions]

Its True... (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,40)

*puke*...

[MetroStars]

The link does not work but i found the story.. I know i shouldn't laugh but i can't help my self...

This what the news story siad

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0...55E1702,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%255E1702,00.html)

Man cuts off penis, eats it
July 13, 2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

[Bender]

Did he put bolognese sauce on it, or ketchup?

[MetroStars]

Did he put bolognese sauce on it, or ketchup

U would have thought so......

[Proper Bo]

:D I'll excuse him for not using brown sauce as it's not available there

[crazy_billy_bats]

now that is disgusting....

how would tits taste tho?

[stonecold1203]

HAHA.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Livy]

now that gotta hurt

[lynx]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@17 July 2003 - 16:44
:D I'll excuse him for not using brown sauce as it's not available there
That's just f'ing great that is. :angry:
First you tell us how wonderful this sauce is.
Now, on the verge of making a trip to Malaysia to find out what it tastes like with some of the worlds delicacies, you tell us it isn't available there.
Well that's it, the trip's off, I was dubious about taking you in the first place.

[tite-wad]

I'd have thought he would have bled to death before he was done frying it up. :blink:

Hmmmm.... maybe it was so small it didn't leave much of a wound ? :P

[MetroStars]

I'd have thought he would have bled to death before he was done frying it up. 

Hmmmm.... maybe it was so small it didn't leave much of a wound

Tite-Wad that was sum funny shit.

[Lilmiss]

i laughed so hard when i heard this. :D
in years to come, someones gotta make a film about it.
just made me wonder for the rest of the day how it tastes,
cant be any worse than when its attached. ;)

[lynx]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 18:09
i laughed so hard when i heard this. :D
in years to come, someones gotta make a film about it.
just made me wonder for the rest of the day how it tastes,
cant be any worse than when its attached. ;)
Have you tried brown sauce ? :-" >_<

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx@17 July 2003 - 12:20

Have you tried brown sauce ? :-" >_<
Well she&#39;s obviously tried the white&#33; :lol:

[Lilmiss]

i do like me brown sauce, yup.
i&#39;d say it was better than ketchup,
but not as good as branston&#39;s. :ph34r:

but......when a man eats spicy food, ie; brown sauce,
his, not sure how to put this like a lady, urm....spunk tastes bitter and nasty.
this has been proven by scientists.
.......very horny, curry fuelled scientists....... :-"

[tite-wad]

I had a girlfriend tell me it tasted better after I had eaten broccoli.

Don&#39;t know if that&#39;s true or not - maybe she just really liked broccoli. :unsure:

[RGX]

Always wondered what it tasted like for girls, I assume not good little miss?

[Tweakz20]

haha.. that was like the funniest thing I&#39;ve heard for a Long time... hahahahahaha.. sorry, but omg.. and what&#39;s up with Brown Sauce??.. I&#39;m a Ketchup fan, so, Roar

[Lilmiss]

i&#39;d rather suck an eyeball out of an angry swan while enduring painful stings from bee&#39;s. it tastes like :x
(help me, im covered in beeeeeeeee&#39;ssssss&#33;) ;)

but apparently, if you can stand it, after drinking about a bucket-full your hair really looks good. :D

[lynx]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 18:41
i&#39;d rather suck an eyeball out of an angry swan while enduring painful stings from bee&#39;s.&nbsp; it tastes like :x
(help me, im covered in beeeeeeeee&#39;ssssss&#33;)&nbsp; ;)

but apparently, if you can stand it, after drinking about a bucket-full your hair really looks good.&nbsp; :D
When they said a bucketful is good for your hair, I&#39;m not sure they meant drinking it. :lol:

[fugley]

I would like to see Ainsley Harriott on Get Steady Cook show us the method and Recipe for this one&#33;

Or that other Herbert - Jamie Oliver&#33;

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 12:41
i&#39;d rather suck an eyeball out of an angry swan while enduring painful stings from bee&#39;s.&nbsp; it tastes like :x
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[Buffalo]

I remember a woman cutting of her husbands penis for cheating on him&#33;
She waited til he came home, knocked him out, tied him up on the bed, waited for him to wake then cut it off with some sheares then forced him to eat it&#33;&#33;&#33;
May that be a lesson&#33;

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

That&#39;s pretty unfair - women don&#39;t have anything to cut off <s>if</s> when they cheat. :(

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 18:30


Or that other Herbert - Jamie Oliver&#33;
:D

[Lilmiss]

oops
/me&#39;s an eejit.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 18:38
That&#39;s pretty unfair - women don&#39;t have anything to cut off <s>if</s> when they cheat. :(
But they do&#33;
There is another story, pretty much the reverse, but I&#39;m not gonna tell it cos it&#39;s not very nice........

Jonno B)

[Spindulik]

Brown sauce on it would have been something...
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/arse.jpg

[crazy_billy_bats]

dont people eat placentas in some places in the world?


suppose thats a bit different than cocks.

[Rat Faced]

Ouch..... think i&#39;ll stick clear of the drugs :o

But we also learned some things...



Well that&#39;s it, the trip&#39;s off, I was dubious about taking you in the first place.



Now we know why Proper_Bo decided against Ketchup ;)

But...


but......when a man eats brown sauce,
his, not sure how to put this like a lady, urm....spunk tastes bitter and nasty.


we also know why he&#39;s free to go with Linx :P



crazy_billy_bats,

eating the placenta is an option in the UK too....just not taken up very often.

Really good for the new mother apparently...

[fugley]

Is a placenta part of the quim?????

[crazy_billy_bats]

i thought it was the head of the penis....

[fugley]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 20:51
i thought it was the head of the penis....
I wash mine in domestos&#33;

You could eat yer lunch of it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Spindulik]

If it were me who "sliced thy self", there&#39;d be a whole month&#39;s worth of good eat&#39;n.

[crazy_billy_bats]

myself with grease and a bit of spit.

wouldnt eat my lunch off of that beast tho, its inclined to do nasty things.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Spindulik@17 July 2003 - 15:56
If it were me who "sliced thy self", there&#39;d be a whole month&#39;s worth of good eat&#39;n.

I see you have a small appetite then. :P

[lynx]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 21:56
myself with grease and a bit of spit.

Last time I tried spit it just spat back at me.

Edit: Oops, wrong thread, I thought we were talking about frying bacon. :P

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by lynx+17 July 2003 - 21:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 17 July 2003 - 21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 21:56
myself with grease and a bit of spit.

Last time I tried spit it just spat back at me.

Edit: Oops, wrong thread, I thought we were talking about frying bacon. :P [/b][/quote]
:D
brilliant&#33;

still giggling. :P

[At.am]

i once saw in the news that a cop acidiently shot off his parnther&#39;s penis

[Spindulik]

http://www.sweetteazine.com/images/hotdogs.jpg

[Assultsniper]

Reading all this while eating a hot dog is definetly not good :lol: but all those commets are sick&#33; its cannibalism whatta ya think it tastes like&#33; meat obviously&#33;

[TRshady]

:x I feel sick now ..........

I would have felt it anyway but it doesn&#39;t help as I was eating a hot dog when I came across this .........

Wheres that bucket ................. :x

edit: lol, sniper .... maybe thats just coincidence ...........

[3RA1N1AC]

at least he doesn&#39;t have to worry about someone else cutting his penis off and eating it, now. or worry about his penis getting hit by a stray football... :lol:

[chalkmongoose]

I&#39;m actually curious as to what a placenta is myself, so I looked it up in a good ol&#39; online dictionary ;)

A membranous vascular organ that develops in female mammals during pregnancy, lining the uterine wall and partially enveloping the fetus, to which it is attached by the umbilical cord. Following birth, the placenta is expelled.

[BigMouse]

i thought it was the head of the penis....

Oh come on..........surely you know only females have a placenta&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wacko: :blink:

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@21 July 2003 - 07:11
I&#39;m actually curious as to what a placenta is myself, so I looked it up in a good ol&#39; online dictionary ;)

A membranous vascular organ that develops in female mammals during pregnancy, lining the uterine wall and partially enveloping the fetus, to which it is attached by the umbilical cord. Following birth, the placenta is expelled.
Oh Man thats so hillarious&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by BigMouse@21 July 2003 - 12:20

i thought it was the head of the penis....

Oh come on..........surely you know only females have a placenta&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wacko: :blink:
i thought all human beings have one, regardless of their sex. And their survival within the womb depends on it.....

maybe my mummy just stuck a mc donalds straw between me and her tho to keep all those life-saving fluids coming to me ;) :D

[lynx]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 14:59
maybe my mummy just stuck a mc donalds straw between me and her tho to keep all those life-saving fluids coming to me ;) :D
No, Billy, that&#39;s only what happened to those ketchup lovers. :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by lynx+24 July 2003 - 14:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 24 July 2003 - 14:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 14:59
maybe my mummy just stuck a mc donalds straw between me and her tho to keep all those life-saving fluids coming to me ;)&nbsp; :D
No, Billy, that&#39;s only what happened to those ketchup lovers. :P [/b][/quote]
aha &#33;&#33; so globalisation is the result of all this inane (or maybe not&#33;) babbling surrounding sauces &#33;&#33; :D