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Skiz
11-14-2007, 10:17 PM
Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

...

Hairbautt
11-14-2007, 10:23 PM
I always knew you were a woman.

Skiz
11-14-2007, 10:24 PM
Their work is never done.

pro267
11-14-2007, 10:26 PM
ROTFL..:glag:

Hairbautt
11-14-2007, 10:26 PM
That's right. You edit that bit.

Skiz
11-14-2007, 10:27 PM
That's right. You edit that bit.

I can't go around appearing to be a laundry doer type person, now can I?

snowultra
11-14-2007, 10:41 PM
funny stuff, doesnt sound fake at all. lol, at the hefty line

WarrenBuffet
11-14-2007, 11:38 PM
Skizo, are u in your early thirties?

pro267
11-14-2007, 11:45 PM
Can't you see (s)he's a middle aged lady who likes to clean?
Learn to read FFS. :P

Skiz
11-15-2007, 04:11 AM
Skizo, are u in your early thirties?

I'm 30.

Jiggles
11-15-2007, 04:16 AM
thats gotta be in the top 5 for stupidest questions,

btw, top spot is- http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bittorrent-43/t-ftn-down-248835#post2406937

Skiz
11-15-2007, 04:38 AM
That's great! :glag:

Another good one - http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-i-vote-sticky-108469

Jiggles
11-15-2007, 04:51 AM
hahaha

GoLDeN
11-15-2007, 01:44 PM
r u a female ?