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dinsdale
11-15-2007, 02:17 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml
Something Else
11-15-2007, 02:53 PM
OMG He grew roots! That's bizarre! There's vids n everything :O

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/i/t.gif Tree man 'who grew roots' may be cured

The virus was therefore able to "hijack the cellular machinery of his skin cells", ordering them to produce massive amounts of the substance that caused the tree-like growths known as "cutaneous horns" on his hands and feet.

And from the same page:

Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced

Indian man marries dog
Something Else
11-15-2007, 02:57 PM
A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml) has been put on probation for three years.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5146/bikesexcp0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
dinsdale
11-15-2007, 03:04 PM
Do cycle paedophiles touch small tricyles?
Something Else
11-15-2007, 03:08 PM
:glag:
Totti
11-15-2007, 04:05 PM
wow thats amazing a real tree guy :d who would of none
Peter North
11-15-2007, 05:11 PM
:blink:
100%
11-15-2007, 05:41 PM
A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml) has been put on probation for three years.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5146/bikesexcp0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


what is next?
woman caught having sex with a candle/banana/hair brush/ door knob?
Hairbautt
11-15-2007, 08:26 PM
The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=0M30VL45SK0DHQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml

Obviously, the man wasn't finished.
blackbird
11-15-2007, 08:59 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

:blink:

so this is actually warts ? http://www.aolcdn.com/aolmovies/pirates-caribbean-worlds-end-insert-caption-400a
Something Else
11-16-2007, 12:06 AM
Vitamin A deficiency :O
weenden
11-16-2007, 12:43 AM
i have a vitamin deficiency
Something Else
11-16-2007, 12:47 AM
Which one? Or several?
weenden
11-16-2007, 12:51 AM
actually i take so many damn vitamins i could fill this space with em i take em in different groups as to get the most out of em before i piss em back out