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tite-wad

07-17-2003, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by jonathan_tijuana@17 July 2003 - 17:35
i have ever seen any girl in this forum is there anyone? B)
Try taking off those shades ( B) ) - maybe that'll help.

Edit: @ Jonno - Wavey things??? :blink:

Edit: NM - got it. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/duh.gif

Lilmiss

07-17-2003, 11:41 PM

thats me,
i have wavey things. :D

/we girls are sending in a small group of pig tail wearers to wedgie the boys, as we speak.
we call ourself the bitcheeee brigade.
we are here to confiscate your ego's. ;)
and steal your women!?! :D

Skweeky

07-17-2003, 11:45 PM

Can I join the bitcheeee brigrade too? :huh:

Lilmiss

07-17-2003, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@17 July 2003 - 23:45
Can I join the bitcheeee brigrade too? :huh:
yeah skweeky!!! :D
lets make some rules!
you can be in charge of fleet A.
bitch slapping specialists. ;)
skweeky the brigadier, has a certain ring to it. :P

Rip The Jacker

07-18-2003, 12:18 AM

Why yes jonathan_tijuana, we do have girls at this forum. By the way, although very nice, your signature is too big.

Your sig size: 300 x 302

Sig Size Limit:
- max 495x150 Pixels
- max 100 KB ( for ALL Images Together )

Lilmiss

07-18-2003, 12:28 AM

and on that note.............:sleeping:
skweeky, keep up the good fight! ;)

Riddler

07-18-2003, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by jonathan_tijuana@17 July 2003 - 15:35
i have ever seen any girl in this forum is there anyone? B)
Hi there handsome ! I'm 19, single, blonde, measurements; 38-22-34, I love sports on tv, fetching beers for my guy ( when I have one I mean....giggle, blush ).
My turn-ons are;
1) guys who can belch the alphabet and set fire to thier own farts.
2) fast cars with lots of headroom under the steering wheel ( giggle, blush )
3) guys who pay attention to my breasts cuz, like....I paid a lot of money for them !

I hope one day to meet a guy with all the above qualities and support him financially while he takes his time discovering his "inner child". :)

Wha.........?
Oh....sorry, was I reading Penthouse Forum out loud again ?

:P

Everose

07-18-2003, 01:16 AM

lol!!! You are amazing, Ma'am.

Riddler

07-18-2003, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by Neverose@17 July 2003 - 18:16
lol!!! You are amazing, Ma'am.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/small-grin1.gif

Everose

07-18-2003, 01:24 AM

Just don't use those teeth......uhm.....uh................steering wheels, huh?

I don't know, girls.......bitch brigade, huh? I hope you realize it is not easy being a bitch. lol!!!

Everose

07-18-2003, 01:28 AM

Not that I am not up to the challenge, mind you. ;) Who do I get to pin to the wall?????? :D

dlingeverything

07-18-2003, 01:32 AM

Good idea Riddler!

Hi! I'm 84, with gray hair, been married 6 times, i dont know how much i
weigh because my scale keeps breaking.

Attributes:
-I stay in bed all day b/c i cannot hold the weight of myself up and
b/c i am extremely lazy!
-I have a long tube going into my arm which feeds me food.
-If I get aroused, I will sometimes actually come in contact with
you! PHYSICALLY :o (THAT MEANS MY SKIN TOUCHES YOURS!)
-I have lots of nasty diseases which we can share!

LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

Riddler

07-18-2003, 01:35 AM

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/thumb-up1.gif

Ooooh, baby ! :lol:

Everose

07-18-2003, 01:36 AM

Dang, what a wall dodger you are!!!! :D

tite-wad

07-18-2003, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by dlingeverything@17 July 2003 - 20:32

Hi! I'm 84, with gray hair, been married 6 times, i dont know how much i
weigh because my scale keeps breaking.

Attributes:
-I stay in bed all day b/c i cannot hold the weight of myself up and
b/c i am extremely lazy!
-I have a long tube going into my arm which feeds me food.
-If I get aroused, I will sometimes actually come in contact with
you! PHYSICALLY :o (THAT MEANS MY SKIN TOUCHES YOURS!)
-I have lots of nasty diseases which we can share!

LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
http://www.ssqq.com/archive/images/ugly_woman.gif

3RA1N1AC

07-18-2003, 02:01 AM

HI R THEER N E GURLZ N HEER THAT WANTZ 2 DU TEH CYBARSEX LOLZ

dlingeverything

07-18-2003, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by 3RA1N1AC@17 July 2003 - 20:01
HI R THEER N E GURLZ N HEER THAT WANTZ 2 DU TEH CYBARSEX LOLZ
I serioiusly hope that was sarcastic

Everose

07-18-2003, 02:23 AM

No, I am busy looking for someone to pin to the wall, and I am sure , for me, anyway, that has nothing to do with what it is you are speaking of there. :rolleyes: ;)

tite-wad

07-18-2003, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by dlingeverything@17 July 2003 - 21:21
I serioiusly hope that was sarcastic
I had assumed it was, but now you got me nervous. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/nervous.gif

Twist3r

07-18-2003, 03:54 AM

controll your hormonse please

MediaSlayer

07-18-2003, 04:52 AM

The girls are here they're just spying on us waiting to see if we write something perverted. :o

tite-wad

07-18-2003, 06:13 AM

if?

Lilmiss

07-18-2003, 07:27 AM

:D
watching n waiting.
the small girl in the corner is taking notes, and the the blonde one at the door is handing out detention slips.

be warned; you cannot hide! ;)

MediaSlayer

07-18-2003, 07:41 AM

So does this mean you forgive me for the fannypack comment? :rolleyes: <_< :( :)

Skweeky

07-18-2003, 09:15 AM

/me just woke up and comes storming on looking for someone to slap

:( There is no one to slap!!! Be naughtier please, I got myself some new whips and paddles for this job.

tite-wad

07-18-2003, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 July 2003 - 04:15
I got myself some new whips and paddles for this job.
Sorry, I haven't seen Ron for a while. :D

Skweeky

07-18-2003, 09:27 AM

no no no no, Ron can't be punished by me. He is punished by NikkiD.

MediaSlayer

07-18-2003, 09:28 AM

Be naughtier please,
If you insist...
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/skweeky.JPG

tite-wad

07-18-2003, 09:29 AM

Well I just saw the words whips and paddles and naturally made the connection. :P

Skweeky

07-18-2003, 09:31 AM

That's it, I'm getting into my outfit.

http://mmcafe.telnet.or.jp/picarc/99-7-2-whip.jpg

Now, behave.

*evil grin*

MediaSlayer

07-18-2003, 09:37 AM

Yes mistress :wub: :teehee: :*

Skweeky

07-18-2003, 09:40 AM

Hehehe, that's much better. Now sit on your hands and knees, I need a coffeetable.

MediaSlayer

07-18-2003, 09:41 AM

/me assumes the position :P

Assultsniper

07-21-2003, 06:22 AM

People will go through anything just to have a glimpse of anything to do with sex........... :lol:

most guys are probably jacking off at this thread :lol:

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 07:46 AM

People will go through anything just to have a glimpse of anything to do with sex........... 

most guys are probably jacking off at this thread

Well there's nothing new there then is there?????

You guys would jerk off to anything!!!! :*

Buffalo

07-21-2003, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by BigMouse@21 July 2003 - 07:46

People will go through anything just to have a glimpse of anything to do with sex...........

most guys are probably jacking off at this thread

Well there's nothing new there then is there?????

You guys would jerk off to anything!!!! :*
No, not anything :blink: We draw the line at things like Maggie Thatcher :blink: Unless we're really p**s*d :lol: :lol:

Good morning btw Big Mouse :)

Jonno B)

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 07:52 AM

Good morning btw Big Mouse 

Jonno 

Thanx Jonno Goodmorning to you too.

Unfortunately I'll have to log off soon since I will have to start working in 10 mins!!!! <_<

I don't like working on bank holidays. :angry:

Buffalo

07-21-2003, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by BigMouse@21 July 2003 - 07:52

Unfortunately I'll have to log off soon since I will have to start working in 10 mins!!!! <_<

I don't like working on bank holidays. :angry:
You mean it's abank holiday :blink: Damn, had it all planned too :ph34r: Had the cctv movment suused and everything :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Work? Well that's nice,1st time we speak and you bugger of to work :rolleyes: ;) :lol:

Have a good BM, hope you meet lots of nice people :) and remember............Stay Cool B) .........cos Jonno says :D

Jonno B)

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 07:59 AM

You mean it's abank holiday  Damn, had it all planned too  Had the cctv movment suused and everything   

Work? Well that's nice,1st time we speak and you bugger of to work   

Have a good BM, hope you meet lots of nice people  and remember............Stay Cool  .........cos Jonno says 

Jonno 

Well its a bank holiday in Scotland.........

I'm sorry I have to go now :(

But I'll be back between 1 and 2pm (on my lunch)

BigMouse xxx

Buffalo

07-21-2003, 08:04 AM

Have a great day :)

Try not to work too hard, if you need any lessons.....Me quite good at not working too hard :D :lol:

Jonno B)

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 12:25 PM

BigMouse! B)

Yo have to work hehehe serves you right for keeping me awake playing Age of Empires! :P

lilmiss, Skweeky - can me and BigMouse join your brigade? We're very good at being bitches.....just ask poor Lamsey.......... :D

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 12:27 PM

[QUOTE]BigMouse!

Yo have to work hehehe serves you right for keeping me awake playing Age of Empires!

lilmiss, Skweeky - can me and BigMouse join your brigade? We're very good at being bitches.....just ask poor Lamsey.......... [QUOTE]

Weemouse........................Squeak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm bored!!!! :-" :sleeping:

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by BigMouse@21 July 2003 - 13:27
[QUOTE]BigMouse!

Yo have to work hehehe serves you right for keeping me awake playing Age of Empires!

lilmiss, Skweeky - can me and BigMouse join your brigade? We're very good at being bitches.....just ask poor Lamsey.......... [QUOTE]

Weemouse........................Squeak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm bored!!!! :-" :sleeping:
:rolleyes:

You need to unquote, by the way

Pfffffffffft!

i think my brother is up...i can hear someone shuflfing about...........

I'm going to prod him! :)

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 12:31 PM

You need to unquote, by the way

Pfffffffffft!

i think my brother is up...i can hear someone shuflfing about...........

I'm going to prod him! 

I did unquote!!!!! <_<

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by BigMouse@21 July 2003 - 13:31

You need to unquote, by the way

Pfffffffffft!

i think my brother is up...i can hear someone shuflfing about...........

I'm going to prod him!

I did unquote!!!!! <_<
You did in this post...........bitch! :P

now if you will excuse me, I have to reply to a text message i just got and i also have to e-mail my oldest sister..........

and just think....you're in work while i'm socialising! :)

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 12:37 PM

now if you will excuse me, I have to reply to a text message i just got and i also have to e-mail my oldest sister..........

and just think....you're in work while i'm socialising!

All I'm doing is surfing the net I haven't done any work yet!!!!!!!!!!!

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by BigMouse@21 July 2003 - 13:37

now if you will excuse me, I have to reply to a text message i just got and i also have to e-mail my oldest sister..........

and just think....you're in work while i'm socialising!

All I'm doing is surfing the net I haven't done any work yet!!!!!!!!!!!
So just a normal day then? :P

I need more tea...................

BigMouse

07-21-2003, 12:40 PM

So just a normal day then? 

I need more tea...................

Just about...........I'm finding it hard to keep myself amused and busy. I'm soooooooooooooo bored.

I NEED CHEEEEEEEEEEEZ, PLEASE???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lynx

07-21-2003, 03:17 PM

BigMouse, WeeMouse, you sound as if you would really fit in with the bitchy brigade. :lol:

Lamsey

07-21-2003, 03:38 PM

More like the thread hijacking brigade! :rolleyes:

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by WeeMouse@21 July 2003 - 12:25

lilmiss, Skweeky - can me and BigMouse join your brigade? We're very good at being bitches.....just ask poor Lamsey.......... :D
of course my cheesy friend. ;)
im afraid im all outta electric cow prods, will a broom and a spade be suffient weaponary, or are you just gonna use your cheese nibbling teeth to keep the buggers in shape?

first mission; steal a pair of Jonno's pants
second mission; shave fugleys back
third mission; eat cake abd drink vodka. :D

tite-wad

07-21-2003, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 12:31
im afraid im all outta electric cow prods
I can loan you me stick lilmiss, WeeMouse...http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/whack.gif

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by tite-wad+21 July 2003 - 17:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 21 July 2003 - 17:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 12:31
im afraid im all outta electric cow prods
I can loan you me stick lilmiss, WeeMouse...http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/whack.gif [/b][/quote]
really mr. wad! :D

why would we accept your cheap ass bribery? ;)
:blink: ing men.
this is a battle of the sexes;
good against evil,
luke against vader :ph34r:
barbie against ken

as if we are gonna take your smelly stick. ha!
run and hide before i send the mouse and her cheese grater after you! ;)

/ouch....ouch...ouch....
big stick hurt. :(

tite-wad

07-21-2003, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 12:52
this is a battle of the sexes

If we are at war lilmiss, then I wish to surrender myself to you. :wub:

Ron

07-21-2003, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 July 2003 - 11:40
Hehehe, that's much better. Now sit on your hands and knees, I need a coffeetable.
Hand and knees isn't quite stable.
My wife usually lays on her back.
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/mebelek.jpeg

Skweeky

07-21-2003, 07:18 PM

Thanks for the hint Ron, I'll remember it for the next time.

PS: What beer is that?

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by tite-wad+21 July 2003 - 17:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 21 July 2003 - 17:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 12:52
this is a battle of the sexes

If we are at war lilmiss, then I wish to surrender myself to you. :wub: [/b][/quote]
i knew it! tite wad is a big girl. ;)

tite-wad

07-21-2003, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 16:52
i knew it! tite wad is a big girl. ;)
Wha!!! :blink:

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 09:58 PM

well im afraid the key requirement to be in my army is to be female.
you surrender pretty easy my friend. :D

tite-wad

07-21-2003, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 16:58
well im afraid the key requirement to be in my army is to be female.
you surrender pretty easy my friend.  :D
I never asked to join your ranks...

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFI just thought maybe you'd like to take me prisoner! http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/w00t.gif

You've already captured my http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon12.gif!

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 10:19 PM

hmmm....sounds risky. :unsure:
think i may have to discuss this with my fellow females.
could be a spy, or a ploy to keep us busy while then men steal our flag. ;)

gonna keep your stick for safe keeping though. :D

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 18:31

of course my cheesy friend. ;)
im afraid im all outta electric cow prods, will a broom and a spade be suffient weaponary, or are you just gonna use your cheese nibbling teeth to keep the buggers in shape?

first mission; steal a pair of Jonno's pants
second mission; shave fugleys back
third mission; eat cake abd drink vodka. :D
Mooohahahahahahahah!!!!

Lemme see....i have a short sword that BigMouse can use....and i have a bow and several arrows....and a hockey stick....

Watch out jonno!!!! your pants better beware!! :D

tite-wad

07-21-2003, 10:30 PM

Jonno is a lucky barsteward if you're both trying to get in his pants! <_<

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 10:30 PM

ahhhh....i see wee mouse, leave me with shaving fug's back.
gee thanks. :D

mouse how do you plan on carrying out mission 1?
dont forget you have to get through baz, a mountain of mushy pea's and then you have the task of going in his drawers. :x
actually, fugleys back sounds a whole lot better when compared to jonno's drawers. ;)

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 July 2003 - 23:30
ahhhh....i see wee mouse, leave me with shaving fug's back.
gee thanks. :D

mouse how do you plan on carrying out mission 1?
dont forget you have to get through baz, a mountain of mushy pea's and then you have the task of going in his drawers. :x
actually, fugleys back sounds a whole lot better when compared to jonno's drawers. ;)
hehe i have deicided..........

We shall wait til Jonno has fallen into a drunken stupor, then BigMouse'll tickle Baz while i go and with the aid of a large stick, i shall steal jonno's pants and ut them in an odour-proof bag!

Sounds like a plan to me........ :)

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 10:38 PM

sweet plan wee mouse!
excellent. :P

you may take money from the funds to buy plastic gloves for big mouse while she tickles baz's feet. :D
i dont know if an odour proof bag will be enough, remember the germs living his pants is to be used on our next mission. "pants warfare"
mwahahaha.

the vodka smells so close! :)

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 10:50 PM

it's ok.....she used some of Pigeon's feathers to tickle Baz! (Although pigeon wasn't too happy about it!!!)

the mission was successful boss! the pants have been located and are currently trapped, but i took a photo of them so you can make sure that they are Jonno's!

http://vermontlingerie.com/images/MA3308t.jpg

:blink:

on second thoughts...these pants may be Baz's! :lol:

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 11:03 PM

:D :lol: :P
/me rolls around on floor laughing!

excellent work wee mouse!
me awards you "thief taker general" badge.
sneaky like mouses. :D

i cant imagine those fitting jonno though.
unless there is something he is not telling. :lol: :D

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 July 2003 - 00:03
:D :lol: :P
/me rolls around on floor laughing!

excellent work wee mouse!
me awards you "thief taker general" badge.
sneaky like mouses. :D

i cant imagine those fitting jonno though.
unless there is something he is not telling. :lol: :D
Oooh a badge!!! ta!!

Jono's Barbie collection is quite nice....but he really has to lose all of those care bear teddies! And the pink wallpaper!!!

Have you shaved Fugley's back yet? :)

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 11:15 PM

didnt expect you to be so quick. :D
i'll have to sneak in tonight aided with a roll of sellotape and those plastic gloves. will you keep watch, just in case i am foiled?
someone needs to alert the troops! :ph34r:

lol; pink wall paper.
he might be easily talked into spying for us! ;)

WeeMouse

07-21-2003, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 July 2003 - 00:15
didnt expect you to be so quick.  :D
i'll have to sneak in tonight aided with a roll of sellotape and those plastic gloves. will you keep watch, just in case i am foiled?
someone needs to alert the troops!  :ph34r:

lol; pink wall paper.
he might be easily talked into spying for us!  ;) 
I will try to keep on watch.....but i think you should blackmail Jonno into helping!
I have a bid badminton game tomorrow, or rather today - me and my pal against Lamsey and another guy pal!!!

The girls must win!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilmiss

07-21-2003, 11:50 PM

ahhh....sport war.
very good wee mouse, dont forget girls can use bows and arrows at badminton. it was written into the rules in 1968. any cheating from the men types, shoot 'em in the knee caps.

hey, this is a man free zone.
how peaceful.
if the guys get sport world, then we insist on a girls room cleverly named the "hard work" world. we need a base to keep all these pants and hairs in.

oh btw;
fugleys back is done.
couldnt force myself to do his butt too. :(
i wont post the pics, they are not pretty.
<span style='color:red'>but here is the rest of the family. (http://www.hairyback.com/gallery/top10.php3)

(sworry fugs, just playing. ;) )</span>

Ron

07-22-2003, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 July 2003 - 21:18
Thanks for the hint Ron, I'll remember it for the next time.

PS: What beer is that?
Don't really know.
I wasn't home at the time.
Her lover must have brought it with him.
You don't really think married women do that for their men, do you?
(I meant the stockings)

Edit: clarification

Buffalo

07-22-2003, 12:50 AM

@Lilmiss & Weemouse :lol: :lol: That's some real funny sh1t :lol: :lol:

I am honored that you want my pants so bad but..................Sorry girls, ain't worn any for 10 years :D

Rock on Commando :ph34r: :D

And I'm glad you liked my Barbie collection Weemouse, I take them to bed with me, they the only girls who are nice to me, without trying to steal my clothes, although I do try theirs on the odd ocasion :blink: :lol: :lol:

Right, I'm gonna go into slumber now (me waits for ladies to creep into my room) :D Mwhahahahaha :D

Jonno B)

Ron

07-22-2003, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 July 2003 - 09:57
Have a good  BM, hope you meet lots of nice people :)  and remember............Stay Cool B) .........cos Jonno says :D

Jonno B)
Come to think of it, I'm a little puzzled.
BM?

Blow......what? :blink:

lynx

07-22-2003, 01:17 AM

I think that should have read 'Have a good one, BM (BigMouse)'

Course, I could be wrong :lol:

chalkmongoose

07-22-2003, 03:17 AM

Bein' bitchy is fine, but y'all need to know how to REALLY keep a man in check.
www.gmsma.org/demo_archives/wax.jpg... (Can't post it here)

Ron

07-22-2003, 03:21 AM

Hmmm, I wonder who will edit that out first.
You, or a MOD. <_<

chalkmongoose

07-22-2003, 03:22 AM

I'll wait for a mod to do it... I'm too lazy, and I lack the creative efforts needed to explain why I look at such things.

Ron

07-22-2003, 03:33 AM

Hey, what you look at is your business.
I've seen a lot worse than that.
But, just as an example, suppose NikkiD was to show those little brats she was talking about what a forum is, and they would get to see this guy with his balls covered in wax, and a candle sticking out of his ass.
Can you hear her explaining THAT to hear aunt and uncle? :lol:

Glad to see you kept the honour to yourself btw.

chalkmongoose

07-22-2003, 04:05 AM

Personally, if I ever have some leetle shitters, I'll be sure to teach them about sex at an early age, so they don't get scared by it later. I think by 6 they'll be ready for the wax...

EDIT:
I take offense at that "seen a lot worst comment" you posted. You think that's my limit? Hah. I get off to things that would make your flesh crawl... Like nailing people to boards and shoving spikes into orifices and joyous happy things like that.

Buffalo

07-22-2003, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by lynx@22 July 2003 - 01:17
I think that should have read 'Have a good one, BM (BigMouse)'

Course, I could be wrong :lol:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, yeah............what he said :blink: :lol: :lol:

Are these girls still doing the rampage thing cos I seem to have a few scratches on my chest and legs and I had some very weird dreams.............about pants and mushy pea's :blink: :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)

Lilmiss

07-22-2003, 07:44 AM

we are safe as long as he thinks he is dreaming wee mouse. ;)
next mission, steal his bottle of whiskey! :D

(jonno, i gotta a favour to ask later...needs ya help again!)

well, since im in the girls thread, do i wear pig tails or leah buns today? :unsure:

Lilmiss

07-22-2003, 07:47 AM

Buffalo

07-22-2003, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 July 2003 - 07:44
we are safe as long as he thinks he is dreaming wee mouse. ;)
next mission, steal his bottle of whiskey! :D

(jonno, i gotta a favour to ask later...needs ya help again!)

well, since im in the girls thread, do i wear pig tails or leah buns today? :unsure:
Ah ahhh! That's a;armed and wired to the mains :lol: :lol:

Don't wear buns...............you look silly and get sugar in ya hair :rolleyes: Plus...........you probably look like Princess Liea :blink: :lol: :lol:

More favours huh.................hmmmmmmmmmm...............me gonna have to start charging................but not me Lilmiss...........she get freeeeeeee :D

Jonno B)

soopaman

07-22-2003, 07:52 AM

Pigtails, for sure!! The Princess Leia ( am I the only one that can spell? :P ) buns, although a favourite, can't beat the Pigtails. ;)

Buffalo

07-22-2003, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+22 July 2003 - 07:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 22 July 2003 - 07:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@22 July 2003 - 07:44
we are safe as long as he thinks he is dreaming wee mouse.  ;)
next mission, steal his bottle of whiskey!  :D

(jonno, i gotta a favour to ask later...needs ya help again!)

well, since im in the girls thread, do i wear pig tails or leah buns today?  :unsure:
Ah ahhh! That's a;armed and wired to the mains :lol: :lol:

Don't wear buns...............you look silly and get sugar in ya hair :rolleyes: Plus...........you probably look like Princess Liea :blink: :lol: :lol:

More favours huh.................hmmmmmmmmmm...............me gonna have to start charging................but not me Lilmiss...........she get freeeeeeee :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I think my way of spelling it is better :P :lol: :lol: same as bnus :blink: :lol:

I agree with the pigtails...............wait..............no!................you're agreeing with me :blink: .......ok, my brain hurts now :blink:

Jonno B)

Lilmiss

07-22-2003, 04:53 PM

:D
just noticed my spelling, thanks sm.
now i feel like an eejit. :blink:
oh well, it was pigtails in the end, and all the mean boys kept pulling them. :(
so i took a cricket bat to their nuts. :rolleyes: :D

GIRLS ARMY RULES....
....rules what? exactly. :blink: ;)

more pea's Jonno? :)

lynx

07-22-2003, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 July 2003 - 17:53
:D
just noticed my spelling, thanks sm.
now i feel like an eejit. :blink:
oh well, it was pigtails in the end, and all the mean boys kept pulling them. :(
so i took a cricket bat to their nuts. :rolleyes: :D

GIRLS ARMY RULES....
....rules what? exactly. :blink: ;)

more pea's Jonno? :)
Hey thanks for the tip, I often wondered about the best way to crack me walnuts.