split personality thread

[weenden]

hey weenden you fat slob

[weenden]

hey who you calling a fat slob you sombitch

[weenden]

somebitck ill kick your ass

[weenden]

id say id kick your ass bit your all ass

[weenden]

look dont give me any shit and there wont be any stink

[weenden]

well take a whiff you already stink

[Something Else]

:glag: enjoying yourself there... sorry to interrupt...

[weenden]

aw shut up i gotta go

[weenden]

lol im boared so i figured id argue with someone i could win against although it was hard

[sear]

so looks like you've finally lost it eh...:dabs:

[weenden]

lol i think i have i need help

[sear]

try asking your other self to recommend a good shrink...worked for me ;)

[weenden]

hmmn sounds good to me how bout you weenden

[weenden]

ahhh i dunno you no how i hate shrinks remmber the last one she was hot for me but her husband was a beast and wanted to kick my ass

[weenden]

yeah i remember maybe your right but it would be a first

[weenden]

hey you scared everyone away you slob

[weenden]

look i wish you would not call me names its not nice

[weenden]

ohh its not nice what are you a girl

[weenden]

cmon now lets not fight you might wake up the other personalities

[weenden]

yeah your right lets let the sleeping ones lie

[Something Else]

Have you tried miniguava? It's free.....

[CrabGirl]

Weenden, are you a bit bored?

[Something Else]

Try this movie weenden:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0452758/
Cerebral Print V: Midget Deathmatch! (2004 (http://imdb.com/Sections/Years/2004))

Plot Outline:

An inside look at the deadly and illegal sport of Midget Vs. Extra Terrestrial desert pit fighting.

Starring:

Mighty Mike Murga

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7429/10mas8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Enjoy....

[Jiggles]

im the original split personality dude, im bad, mental, nice, caring, and an total ass.

[CrabGirl]

What?

[Jiggles]

im the original split personality dude, im bad, mental, nice, caring, and a total ass.

*PROSTITUTION CAUSES CARELESSNESS.*

[CrabGirl]

did somebody sneeze?

[weenden]

ok shhh im trying not to wake weenden hes asleep and yes i was bored :)

[CrabGirl]

Are you like, Evil Weenden?

[weenden]

well im off like a prom dress hey what am i doing wearing my prom dress did that personality come out of the closet doooh! lol im off to sleep have fun all only kidding about the prom dress it doesen t fit anymore doooh! did i say that well the colors all wrong ;)

[weenden]

no the evil ones asleep

[weenden]

shhh he might wake up and kick my ass

[Hairbautt]

This is like stage one, is it?

[weenden]

shush you may wake him and hes never in a good mood when waken abruptly ...abruptly did i say that

[weenden]

well i am off to sleep before he wakes up was a hectic week last week and all these personalitys awoke and there driving my truck with all this help you think my job would be easier but they get into so much trouble the sombithches well im off to try to sleep with one eye open in case weenden trys to get me

[Jiggles]

psssh, i had like 15 split personalities, no one can beat that, people actually hate some of my personalities and others love them, thats what you call a split personality.

you know who you are, if you hate me.
you know who you are, if you like me.

[Hairbautt]

shush you may wake him and hes never in a good mood when waken abruptly ...abruptly did i say that
Yes.

[weenden]

nice hat bautt and i do lose it on ocassion it seems to happen more and more and yes it pisses me off to no end as why i argue with my personalities

[Hairbautt]

Well, hello to both of you.

[bigboab]

I'm not me I'm my brother.:wacko:

[D3LBOY]

Strange sorry for the interuption the voice in my head says lets go and play my xbox360

[kaffeine]

lol weenden, you twisted psycho

[weenden]

i was not allways thia twisted cafien muwaa hah ha cafien Kafien

[weenden]

shut up weenden you slob and go wallow over and get me a bottle of jolt soda oohhh double cafien

[bigboab]

shut up weenden you slob and go wallow over and get me a bottle of jolt soda oohhh double cafien

Do the two of you get out of bed at the same time?:unsure:

[Hairbautt]

Have ya'll ever...uhhh...:mellow:...done it at the same time?

[masterbat]

right now my other half is telling me to jack off

[masterbat]

no wait till the porn movie download completes

[weenden]

yeah i was banging this broad then i walked in on myself and said get off its my turn

[weenden]

bigboub said Do the two of you get out of bed at the same time?:unsure: i sleep in and my other personality is watchin tv or on the phone

[Something Else]

Hai snoozey weenden?

[Frohike]

wtf's all this about then? :bawa:

[LaPistola]

psssh, i had like 15 split personalities, no one can beat that, people actually hate some of my personalities and others love them, thats what you call a split personality.

you know who you are, if you hate me.
you know who you are, if you like me.

psssh, you are a faggot and I think that nobody likes any of your personalities, and stop trying to be funny because you just aren't. :yup::yup:

[weenden]

ahhh weenden just hit me with a stick he's lost it he needs his pills

[bigboab]

Can you two not settle your differences?:(

[weenden]

done we hate a fist fight last night and weenden won but we discused it afterwards and found a common ground ...ie we are the same person