Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these motha fuckin' jokes but first imma
start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin' on ragged rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy)cabby will.
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it East Side Palmdale (well)
when the Afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale(hell)
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met a little girl name Jan
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
when her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker wooped my ass all night
but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin on datin rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
dont be amazed with at stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangoroo
see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfest
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawian punch
met kernal sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
I met Dolly (pardon)Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennessee
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said yes ms. daisy
i met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of Mexico
fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila
i wanna get married but i cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech ching Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now its soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
[CHORUS 'til it fades]
said colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that...