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If a member displays a weakness, don't necessarily comment upon it at the time - bide your time and use it against them when they're being a twat
masterbat
11-24-2007, 04:31 PM
who is manker ? you mean wanker ?
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 04:42 PM
on my first day i called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol.
why has he left anyway?
Proper Bo
11-24-2007, 05:07 PM
because you called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol
masterbat
11-24-2007, 05:22 PM
is he alive ?
Spider_dude
11-24-2007, 05:32 PM
nope.
Alien5
11-24-2007, 05:35 PM
yarp
MaaxHimself
11-24-2007, 05:36 PM
Died of TMP.
Alien5
11-24-2007, 05:40 PM
TMP = the manker problem
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 05:44 PM
because you called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9305/ngbbs44328a289dd3ddv2.jpg
lol
Sextent
11-24-2007, 05:59 PM
on my first day i called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol.
why has he left anyway?
I've said it before, it's like Oscar Wilde joined the forum.
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:01 PM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4080/buttsecks43951qq5.jpg
"Welsh sheepshagger laughing out loud"
Well, at least he had fun, like.
on my first day i called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol.
why has he left anyway?
I've said it before, it's like Oscar Wilde joined the forum.
Only not.
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:04 PM
:lol:
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:05 PM
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4567/orlyon3.gif
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:30 PM
He's still about.
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:35 PM
mankers' a real e- z list celeb.
amazing, it really is.
Spider_dude
11-24-2007, 06:37 PM
you are boring. why are you not already on my ignore list?
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:39 PM
He's still about.
I just instantly ignore any member I have the slightest suspicion, on whatever tenuous grounds, may be him.
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:40 PM
Why is manker being picked on by someone who has only just joined? Unless that person was here before and had a dressing down by him. Killer 23.
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:42 PM
Picked on :lol:
That prick boab suggested that he had "picked on" me.
I'm taking it you're being ironic here.
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:44 PM
Picked on :lol:
That prick boab suggested that he had "picked on" me.
I'm taking it you're being ironic here.
Sexist! Iron-ic. :O
Totally.
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:46 PM
Phew. I thought you had offered The Mankster the ultimate insult.
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:47 PM
Other than capitalizing his name?
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:50 PM
Other than capitalizing his name?
Or putting a perfectly acceptable, but ultimately American, "z" in the word capitalising.
masterbat
11-24-2007, 06:51 PM
wow . i underestimated manker since i was new here
Top Poster: manker (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../member.php?u=87485) (32,946)
32,000 + posts !!
was he born in fst ? :lol:
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:52 PM
Why is manker being picked on by someone who has only just joined? Unless that person was here before and had a dressing down by him. Killer 23.
so when can i? ok theres a hierarchy.
your the e-alpha female in the lounge, who's the e-alpha male?
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:52 PM
Other than capitalizing his name?
Or putting a perfectly acceptable, but ultimately American, "z" in the word capitalising.
Fo shizzle!
poor manker.
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:53 PM
Why is manker being picked on by someone who has only just joined? Unless that person was here before and had a dressing down by him. Killer 23.
so when can i? ok theres a hierarchy.
your the e-alpha female, who's the e-alpha male?
Don't talk to me. You're a tard.
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:55 PM
so when can i? ok theres a hierarchy.
your the e-alpha female, who's the e-alpha male?
Don't talk to me. You're a tard.
Is "tard" what the kids are calling a boring prick now.
CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:56 PM
A boring prick of less than average intellect and a nasty attitude, yes.
Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:57 PM
i told you before, put me on your ignore list.
and im an e-tard.
sorry, i should be e-bowing down to you, in the real life your most likely exceedingly obsolete thats why you like this forum, makes you feel special.
lol at adults on a kiddies forum calling the kids tards, how pathetic.
Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:59 PM
What do they call a one trick pony. Is it a Rikk.
enoughfakefiles
11-24-2007, 07:01 PM
Bet your in you 30's:dabs:
Sextent
11-24-2007, 07:01 PM
Bet your in you 30's:dabs:
No I amn't.
Something Else
11-24-2007, 07:04 PM
His last post was:
Right that's it.
Allen's just hounded me off the bored.
I'm flouncing off for a week, cocks.
About the sheep:
Forgive me for asking and I know it's entirely irrelevant. However what is this thread actually about.
Some chap called me a sheep-shagging wanker - callum the hun said that calling someone a sheep-shagging wanker was a bit like saying that some flowe is a cock-sucking lesbian.
I lol'd and then thought of you. Which I do oft times after a Babycham or three.
About skizo:
Bullshit. All of it.I think Skizo's weak point (AKA vagina) has been located.
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/2194/1187970809944bb0.jpg
On torrenters:
There should be a specially set-up charity to care for people who get excited about private bit-torrent trackers.
Perhaps the charity could arrange for sufferers of this chronic condition to get to feel the breast of a real woman for a few seconds. Just to bring something tangible to their isolated existence.
About me:
wot a sick film to discuss in teh mornings....
Great. Another unemployable doletard who thinks that because he's just got up - it's still the morning :dabs:
zoe68
11-24-2007, 09:31 PM
Manker was so rude! he was worth a read
Sextent
11-24-2007, 09:44 PM
He will never be replaced, there's nowt like him on the board.
zoe68
11-24-2007, 10:21 PM
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww come back Manker
Sextent
11-24-2007, 10:31 PM
Nah, fuck him. If he doesn't want to be here he's yesterday's man. Fact.
zoe68
11-24-2007, 10:42 PM
OK fuck im!
Sextent
11-24-2007, 10:46 PM
Agreed, we should start a fuck manker thread.
maddoxro
11-24-2007, 11:17 PM
Agreed, we should start a fuck manker thread.
hahahaha :drunk:
Hairbautt
11-24-2007, 11:54 PM
Agreed, we should start a fuck manker thread.
:unsure: How much would it cost?
Didn't Ad make a thread about that.
Several threads, as I recall.
.....
CrabGirl
11-25-2007, 12:49 AM
Awww. Read his very first thread. He used to sign his posts and not use capital letters. New manker would be so ashamed of old manker.
LaPistola
11-25-2007, 01:01 AM
Manker... hardly knew him, but he was a man of very much wit, even if it wasn't always classy. I kinda miss the old sheep-shagger.
ziggyjuarez
11-25-2007, 04:41 AM
I'm concentrating really hard to not make any typos but today has been brilliant.
I went out with my mates and it was quality, I came home and watched a bloke from where I live beat the living shit out of an American who called him a slapper.
I've been smiling right the way thro' making this post because I've had such a great night and I wanted to share.
You lot are quality. Thanks, FST:happy:
'Liked this one.
Barbarossa
11-25-2007, 01:47 PM
He was a one-off, but as JP said, yesterday's news :dabs:
He was the first person to call me barbie :wub:
Hairbautt
11-25-2007, 01:50 PM
Did someone say "news"?
:happy:
Sextent
11-25-2007, 07:00 PM
I'm concentrating really hard to not make any typos but today has been brilliant.
I went out with my mates and it was quality, I came home and watched a bloke from where I live beat the living shit out of an American who called him a slapper.
I've been smiling right the way thro' making this post because I've had such a great night and I wanted to share.
You lot are quality. Thanks, FST:happy:
'Liked this one.
:cry:
masterbat
11-25-2007, 07:12 PM
what if manker is reading this right now ?
CrabGirl
11-25-2007, 07:15 PM
He's not.
Sextent
11-25-2007, 07:20 PM
Selfish bastard.
Barbarossa
11-26-2007, 12:01 PM
and so is manker
Chip Monk
11-26-2007, 12:11 PM
:drummer:
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