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11-24-2007, 04:27 PM
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If a member displays a weakness, don't necessarily comment upon it at the time - bide your time and use it against them when they're being a twat

masterbat
11-24-2007, 04:31 PM
who is manker ? you mean wanker ?

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 04:42 PM
on my first day i called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol.

why has he left anyway?

Proper Bo
11-24-2007, 05:07 PM
because you called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol

masterbat
11-24-2007, 05:22 PM
is he alive ?

Spider_dude
11-24-2007, 05:32 PM
nope.

Alien5
11-24-2007, 05:35 PM
yarp

MaaxHimself
11-24-2007, 05:36 PM
Died of TMP.

Alien5
11-24-2007, 05:40 PM
TMP = the manker problem

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 05:44 PM
because you called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9305/ngbbs44328a289dd3ddv2.jpg
lol

Sextent
11-24-2007, 05:59 PM
on my first day i called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol.

why has he left anyway?

I've said it before, it's like Oscar Wilde joined the forum.

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:01 PM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4080/buttsecks43951qq5.jpg

Snee
11-24-2007, 06:02 PM
"Welsh sheepshagger laughing out loud"

Well, at least he had fun, like.

Snee
11-24-2007, 06:02 PM
on my first day i called him a wanker and a welsh sheepshagger lol.

why has he left anyway?

I've said it before, it's like Oscar Wilde joined the forum.

Only not.

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:04 PM
:lol:

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:05 PM
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4567/orlyon3.gif

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:30 PM
He's still about.

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:35 PM
mankers' a real e- z list celeb.

amazing, it really is.

Spider_dude
11-24-2007, 06:37 PM
you are boring. why are you not already on my ignore list?

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:39 PM
He's still about.

I just instantly ignore any member I have the slightest suspicion, on whatever tenuous grounds, may be him.

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:40 PM
Why is manker being picked on by someone who has only just joined? Unless that person was here before and had a dressing down by him. Killer 23.

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:42 PM
Picked on :lol:

That prick boab suggested that he had "picked on" me.

I'm taking it you're being ironic here.

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:44 PM
Picked on :lol:

That prick boab suggested that he had "picked on" me.

I'm taking it you're being ironic here.

Sexist! Iron-ic. :O

Totally.

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:46 PM
Phew. I thought you had offered The Mankster the ultimate insult.

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:47 PM
Other than capitalizing his name?

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:50 PM
Other than capitalizing his name?

Or putting a perfectly acceptable, but ultimately American, "z" in the word capitalising.

masterbat
11-24-2007, 06:51 PM
wow . i underestimated manker since i was new here

Top Poster: manker (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../member.php?u=87485) (32,946)

32,000 + posts !!

was he born in fst ? :lol:

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:52 PM
Why is manker being picked on by someone who has only just joined? Unless that person was here before and had a dressing down by him. Killer 23.

so when can i? ok theres a hierarchy.

your the e-alpha female in the lounge, who's the e-alpha male?

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:52 PM
Other than capitalizing his name?

Or putting a perfectly acceptable, but ultimately American, "z" in the word capitalising.

Fo shizzle!

poor manker.

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:53 PM
Why is manker being picked on by someone who has only just joined? Unless that person was here before and had a dressing down by him. Killer 23.

so when can i? ok theres a hierarchy.

your the e-alpha female, who's the e-alpha male?

Don't talk to me. You're a tard.

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:55 PM
so when can i? ok theres a hierarchy.

your the e-alpha female, who's the e-alpha male?

Don't talk to me. You're a tard.

Is "tard" what the kids are calling a boring prick now.

CrabGirl
11-24-2007, 06:56 PM
A boring prick of less than average intellect and a nasty attitude, yes.

Jiggles
11-24-2007, 06:57 PM
i told you before, put me on your ignore list.

and im an e-tard.

sorry, i should be e-bowing down to you, in the real life your most likely exceedingly obsolete thats why you like this forum, makes you feel special.

lol at adults on a kiddies forum calling the kids tards, how pathetic.

Sextent
11-24-2007, 06:59 PM
What do they call a one trick pony. Is it a Rikk.

enoughfakefiles
11-24-2007, 07:01 PM
Bet your in you 30's:dabs:

Sextent
11-24-2007, 07:01 PM
Bet your in you 30's:dabs:

No I amn't.

Something Else
11-24-2007, 07:04 PM
His last post was:

Right that's it.
Allen's just hounded me off the bored.

I'm flouncing off for a week, cocks.

About the sheep:



Forgive me for asking and I know it's entirely irrelevant. However what is this thread actually about.
Some chap called me a sheep-shagging wanker - callum the hun said that calling someone a sheep-shagging wanker was a bit like saying that some flowe is a cock-sucking lesbian.

I lol'd and then thought of you. Which I do oft times after a Babycham or three.

About skizo:



Bullshit. All of it.I think Skizo's weak point (AKA vagina) has been located.

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/2194/1187970809944bb0.jpg

On torrenters:


There should be a specially set-up charity to care for people who get excited about private bit-torrent trackers.

Perhaps the charity could arrange for sufferers of this chronic condition to get to feel the breast of a real woman for a few seconds. Just to bring something tangible to their isolated existence.

About me:



wot a sick film to discuss in teh mornings....
Great. Another unemployable doletard who thinks that because he's just got up - it's still the morning :dabs:

zoe68
11-24-2007, 09:31 PM
Manker was so rude! he was worth a read

Sextent
11-24-2007, 09:44 PM
He will never be replaced, there's nowt like him on the board.

zoe68
11-24-2007, 10:21 PM
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww come back Manker

Sextent
11-24-2007, 10:31 PM
Nah, fuck him. If he doesn't want to be here he's yesterday's man. Fact.

zoe68
11-24-2007, 10:42 PM
OK fuck im!

Sextent
11-24-2007, 10:46 PM
Agreed, we should start a fuck manker thread.

maddoxro
11-24-2007, 11:17 PM
Agreed, we should start a fuck manker thread.

hahahaha :drunk:

Hairbautt
11-24-2007, 11:54 PM
Agreed, we should start a fuck manker thread.
:unsure: How much would it cost?

100%
11-25-2007, 12:11 AM
Didn't Ad make a thread about that.

Several threads, as I recall.

.....

CrabGirl
11-25-2007, 12:49 AM
Awww. Read his very first thread. He used to sign his posts and not use capital letters. New manker would be so ashamed of old manker.

LaPistola
11-25-2007, 01:01 AM
Manker... hardly knew him, but he was a man of very much wit, even if it wasn't always classy. I kinda miss the old sheep-shagger.

ziggyjuarez
11-25-2007, 04:41 AM
I'm concentrating really hard to not make any typos but today has been brilliant.

I went out with my mates and it was quality, I came home and watched a bloke from where I live beat the living shit out of an American who called him a slapper.

I've been smiling right the way thro' making this post because I've had such a great night and I wanted to share.


You lot are quality. Thanks, FST:happy:

'Liked this one.

Barbarossa
11-25-2007, 01:47 PM
He was a one-off, but as JP said, yesterday's news :dabs:

He was the first person to call me barbie :wub:

Hairbautt
11-25-2007, 01:50 PM
Did someone say "news"?

:happy:

Sextent
11-25-2007, 07:00 PM
I'm concentrating really hard to not make any typos but today has been brilliant.

I went out with my mates and it was quality, I came home and watched a bloke from where I live beat the living shit out of an American who called him a slapper.

I've been smiling right the way thro' making this post because I've had such a great night and I wanted to share.


You lot are quality. Thanks, FST:happy:

'Liked this one.

:cry:

masterbat
11-25-2007, 07:12 PM
what if manker is reading this right now ?

CrabGirl
11-25-2007, 07:15 PM
He's not.

Sextent
11-25-2007, 07:20 PM
Selfish bastard.

Barbarossa
11-26-2007, 12:01 PM
and so is manker

Chip Monk
11-26-2007, 12:11 PM
:drummer: