Cats VS Dogs

[Something Else]

Which is better?
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4011/6l45j40mo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Skiz]

They both taste good.

[maddoxro]

if this is not photoshoped...then OMG :D

[Something Else]

Of course it's not photieshopped.....skizo you animal lover you.

[kallieb]

^ Oddly this happens at our place. Our big, fat lion cat always takes the dog cushion, and the idiot-dog allows it. Hopeless.

Cat's are better because they're low maintenance. Having a dog is like having a baby in the house.

[Something Else]

Cats can be idiots too........

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6328/catinbowlxt3cm3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Skiz]

:lol:

Musta been warm.

[kallieb]

http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/dogfrisky.jpg

Run Fido Run!!! .... hmmmm....what a dumb dog

[dinsdale]

A difficult debate, just like the old classic: Slugs versus Snails...

[kallieb]

I had the most fun with: Who is better - Batman or Superman. That particular debate left my sides sore from laughing.

[Something Else]

So who won then Superman or Batman?

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6066/aebhs4ns54on5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[kallieb]

It was a tie, although I remain convinced that Batman is better because he has to create his super-skills, whereas Superman's come to him naturally.:D

[Gripper]

Difficult to compare a alien to a highly trained human with no super powers,so Batman for his brains,and leet martial skills,easy to be good if nowt can hurt you.

[zoe68]

a prefer batfink

[Snee]

It was a tie, although I remain convinced that Batman is better because he has to create his super-skills, whereas Superman's come to him naturally.:D


Depends on which version of Batman it is, and sometimes how much time he's had to prepare.

The one wot was in the comics I used to read a couple of years ago could pwn Superman easily, even though had this silly thing about not using lethal force, like. I remember this one comic where martians had pwned the entire JLA (including Superman), except for batman, it ended with Batman owning everything.

He was really ruthless early on, so early Batman could have pwned superman as well, one way or another.

The gimp in the fifties or sixties or whatever it was could have been sneezed to death by superman, as could the one in the old tv-series, I reckon. Also, the Clooney- and Kilmer-versions were total gays, and would have been mashed, like.


Superman with powers, on the other hand, is fairly consistently overpowered (not counting the one in Smallville). So the only real variable is Batman.

[Snee]

Also, I prefer dogs. More sociable, and nicer, like.

If you take away all factors apart from personality traits, cats could pwn dogs in all sorts o ways, in a fight or whatever, though.

Dogs are usually nice, cats are often total bastards.

[kallieb]

^^ Which makes it all the more sweet when a cat likes you. Dogs generally like anyone who will give them a treat.

[Snee]

Meh, animals are like old people, wimmins at job interviews, and childrens. IRL, they all tend to like me.

One day I'll figure out how I manage getting them all to do that, and see if I can't transfer that to wimmin my age, like.

[kallieb]

:) Just don't let the women know that. I can't think of too many that would take kindly to the notion that they found you so charming because you took what you learned about managing animals, to developing your relationship with them;)

[sleepyy]

I prefer dogs they can be very usefull besides just being a pet. cats stink piss everywhere and have no use besides keeping out small pests unless you live in the country side then you don't get small pests. a cat is not a pet if it lives outside you pat it on the head once in the morning feed it end of that's just my opinion. i find cat's more exspensive funny enough a dog can be trained to crap where you want him to

[kallieb]

Now try and teach a dog to do that!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg/541px-Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg

[kallieb]

whereas Dogs do this.....

http://www.toiletology.com/images-3/Dog-drink-toilet.jpg

My guess is that cats are WAY smarter...

[sleepyy]

Now try and teach a dog to do that!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg/541px-Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg

95% of people would not have a clue how to teach a cat these things where a dog is very simple plus i don't want to go to the toilet and see the cat useing it and it's left overs inside every time


This is our new puppy only 8 weeks





And this was our previous one which recently died at age 12 and me tormenting him again he had intelligence than some people i knew.

[kallieb]

What a sweet dog (melting inside.....). It looks like you spoiled your old dog quite well. Should I ask..is that bone human or animal;)

For our next dog I'm trying to decide between two breeds: Irish Wolfhound or German Shepherd.

I love big dogs. No offense, but small dogs remind me of a mop without a handle.

[Mr. Mulder]

i have a dog.

[SCR]

For our next dog I'm trying to decide between two breeds: Irish Wolfhound or German Shepherd.

I love big dogs. No offense, but small dogs remind me of a mop without a handle.

If i were you i would take the German Shepherd. The Irish Wolfhound is a breed of dog that is used more for hunt.. wolfes hunt actually and a big disadvantage in my opinion is the fact that they ussually don`t live many years(and you don`t whant to get atached on a dog with a pretty short life time)
P.S I have a 8 years old German Shepherd... and i also have a..."mop without a handle":P

[sleepyy]

We got them free from the butcher it would only cost the butcher money to despose of it so it worked out both ways. i think it's part of a cow the bone no idea really we used to get bags of the stuff pig pigs feet ribs all sorts none of that pet shop crap charge a bomb and the dog never liked the stuff.

I have allways had german shepherds for the past 20 year's even my father used to have them as a child and it stuck in the family with us i never had anything else.

At 8 weeks up untill a year they are alot of work i mean alot lots of touble and bother that's just a normal puppy for this breed they are easy to teach good with kids good guard dog if you don't spoil them rotten i would allways recomend these dogs to anyone who is experianced once they are out of the andrex puppy stage is when they become a problem. Irish Wolfhound i have no idea what these dogs are like all i heard is they are big and clumsy but i don't beleive it.

[Peter North]

Cat tastes like rabbit :P

[kallieb]

Thanks for the feedback. I've been around dogs all my love, and love animals to bits. I've always had big dogs, and know the importance of ensuring that a dog is well trained. I developed my interest in Wolfhounds as very good friends have had this breed for years and they swear by them. I've spent quite a bit of time around this breed and find them to be the most beautiful and gentle giants!

Speaking of animals.....I found this odd photo that I wanted to share. I think cat's are winning the side of ...Who is indulged more? Cats or Dogs!!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/152000/152488bgIF_w.jpg

[sleepyy]

Are these the dogs your speaking of

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=8122&rendTypeId=4

[kallieb]

^^ Yes!!! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I suppose; but I just adore this breed. I find them simply beautiful. They are so gentle, very quiet, love people, and are not vicious at all. They look fierce, but their personality is very gentle.

My friend who has this breed said that it does a marvelous job of running off any bears that wander to close . Believe me, given where we live, this is a very good thing. I came face to face with a bear this summer, a young one - only waist high to me, but I just turned around and it was no more than 2 meters away. :fear: I just froze!!!! It saw me, and I was so thankful that it just turned and ran (they are very shy by nature unless threatened or hungry). We have bears come by all the time. It makes me very nervous, especially at night. So I want a big dog! Not a one-bite yappy dog

[Something Else]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8146/200611disfracesperros21tj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5647/batmandogvq3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oops. wrong thread...merge?

[kallieb]

:lol: Good bud does that. It fits well though, I need a super-dog

[Something Else]

One with Jesus powers?

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8913/angusassjesusxz4.gif (http://imageshack.us)


Sorry. :pinch:

[sleepyy]

Bears i would not know how i would feel as we don't have any here in the uk. i have heard the odd tale of people saying that the pop over to hungary visit from russia possiblely romania i have never witnessed any but this is old persons talk i would either buy a rifle to protect myself if my life is in danger or lay a few trap around the house i could not think of any other alternatives i have seen sprays and things advertised on the net but i see no use for it here haha.

benchez (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/benchez-158265) Those pictures are crule i would love to do this to the owners and parade them around poor animals.

I wonder what people would say if that so called jesus power picture would be change it and releate it to islam in any form

[kallieb]

As a lapsed catholic, I find that incredibly funny:lol::lol:

[kallieb]

Bears i would not know how i would feel as we don't have any here in the uk i have heard the odd tale of people saying that the pop over to visit from russia possiblely romania i have never witnessed any but this is old persons talk i would either buy a rifle to protect myself if my life is in danger or lay a few trap around the house i could not think of any other alternatives i have seen sprays and things advertised on the net but i see no use for it here haha.

benchez (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/benchez-158265) Those pictures are crule i would love to do this to the owners and parade them around poor animals

I'm laughing and I'm sorry....but how on earth can Bears pop over to the U.K. from Russia or Romania. Do they travel by air or boat. How do they get through customs:lol:

I'm sorry to tease, but they way it sounds is just so funny.

Seriously though, shooting is an alternative but not necessary. Dogs work the best. No unnecessary killing.

[sleepyy]

Bears i would not know how i would feel as we don't have any here in the uk i have heard the odd tale of people saying that the pop over to visit from russia possiblely romania i have never witnessed any but this is old persons talk i would either buy a rifle to protect myself if my life is in danger or lay a few trap around the house i could not think of any other alternatives i have seen sprays and things advertised on the net but i see no use for it here haha.

benchez (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/benchez-158265) Those pictures are crule i would love to do this to the owners and parade them around poor animals

I'm laughing and I'm sorry....but how on earth can Bears pop over to the U.K. from Russia or Romania. Do they travel by air or boat. How do they get through customs:lol:

I'm sorry to tease, but they way it sounds is just so funny.

Seriously though, shooting is an alternative but not necessary. Dogs work the best. No unnecessary killing.


Look at my flag it's hungarian that is what i was talking about i think it's a little late here and i had a few so in thinking of two different things and typeing 3

[Something Else]

I wonder what people would say if that so called jesus power picture would be related to or islam in any form

lol ?
Shall I do one? :smilie4:

TBH my kebab one was removed :(
As was my lol @ merkins one :(

[sleepyy]

I wonder what people would say if that so called jesus power picture would be related to or islam in any form

lol ? Shall I do one? :smilie4:


No my freind leave this thread clean please we don't need to provoke anybody there are other places for that not here

[kallieb]

Oh my!! This is the Lounge. I'm afraid wanton debauchery is the standard approach.

Sorry for giggling a bit, I do understand language barriers, experiencing them myself in many different situations.

[Something Else]

Adults shouldn't have imaginary friends.:dabs:

Humour will find it's own way, don't blame me. :rolleyes:

[sleepyy]

Oh my!! This is the Lounge. I'm afraid wanton debauchery is the standard approach.

Sorry for giggling a bit, I do understand language barriers, experiencing them myself in many different situations.


I read it again i noticed haha funny once you read it for a 3rd time

[Night0wl]

I have the coolest border collie and am allergic to cats, so an easy choice for me

[sleepyy]

Heres one i know you will like

http://i7.tinypic.com/6uju9z8.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/7wjiveg.jpg

[kallieb]

Glad you took no offence at my light-hearted tease, I really would not seek out to offend you as you have only tried to be helpful to me; but, seriously, if you have spiritual sensitivities this particular part of the forum will probably offend you - sooner than later. It's a bit of a free-speech bastion.

[kallieb]

Heres one i know you will like

http://i7.tinypic.com/6uju9z8.jpg


Does God understand Dog-talk? That is an interesting question.

[Something Else]

And you said my pics were creul :O Cat rape FFS. Sick. :dry:

I speak some Hungarian BTW :smilie4:

[sleepyy]

And you said my pics were creul :O Cat rape FFS. Sick. :dry:

Dressing a pug as superman or was it the batman whatever is not really crule just silly some people consider it cute sweet ahhhh bless you know what i mean i don't say it's crule just silly tonight my words are limited sorry

I was a little offended but i admit i was wrong in a little way i can't say anything if it's within the forum rules sorry

[Something Else]

Yeh it's ok mate, i was just having a laugh loike. :)

Is this cruel?
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6704/nemoatemycatln4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is this cruel?
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3007/mommysbigfatasslg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is this cruel?
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3044/nuninok3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is this cruel?
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7819/tombstoneew7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Where do you draw the line? It's subjective surely.

[sleepyy]

It's all down to personal preferance if you segregate us from current laws that's, makes us all different and unique

[Something Else]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4619/nicefelineswn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Cat's have great expressions. Dogs generally look haapy or gormless.

[Something Else]

They both taste good.

So it was you....bastard.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5404/dogfoundtl6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[whiteyes]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3931/catridesdoggz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Cat rides dogg

Smile
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3805/happyfacesag8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[kallieb]

oh that is cute!!! (feeling all swoony inside)

[zoe68]

What is a cat?

Cats do what they want.

They rarely listen to you.

They're totally unpredictable.

They whine when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to be alone.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They're moody.

They leave hair everywhere.

They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.


What is a dog ?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats

[masterbat]

i have a canary :D

[maddoxro]

i have 3 :D

[masterbat]

canaries FTW :D

They dont shit eveywhere

[Defy]

This clearly explains all -->

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/socpixels/Funny%20Pics/catsrule.jpg

[Old Geezer]

I am definitely a cat person. Have always had at least one.

EXCERPTS FROM A CATS DIARY.
Day 183
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time

[sleepyy]

I want to determine the use differences for cats/dogs besides being a pet.

Usefull things dogs can do for us

The usefull things cats can do for us

please remember chasing a stick or scratching the banister don't count these are just examples.

titles clearly says cats VS dogs lets hear your opinions on the animals you prefer.

[kallieb]

Well...

Cats are useful because they keep out rodents and other pests from your house. VERY good quality, as rodents can eat through wiring or insulation and cause many problems that can be serious (like house fires from faulty wiring).

Dogs are helpful because they can be trained to help people with handicaps, like seeing eye dogs, or dogs that can help the deaf or those who are in wheelchairs. Dogs can also help save lives, for example people caught in snow avalanches. They can also help find lost people, or save you from people who are trying to attack you.

hmmmmmmmm...the dog list is much longer

When all is said, I prefer cats because the snuggle up in my lap and let me scratch their belly! My dogs are too big for that.

[SCR]

A dog(Laika from russia) was sent in space before the cat did :))
It`s kind off ... dog`s are seeders .. and cat`s are leecheers...

[Aaxel21]

My room mates cat is really good at catching thoes anoying flys. My dog......keeps me company.

[Skiz]

My room mates cat is really good at catching thoes anoying flys. My dog......keeps me company.

Kill the dog. Kill the cat. Wait a few days and enjoy the company of many flies. :happy:

[Barbarossa]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4454/fluffwi3.jpg

Someone else can caption this, I can't be arsed :dabs:

[kallieb]

^^ Rule #1 - Remember to take my medication.

[mera]

cats of course!
:)