The magic of the internet

[WeeMouse]

An actual conversation between me and my pensioner father...


WeeMouse "Dad I've ordered you a new washing machine over the internet. It'll be here on Sunday ok?"

DaddyMouse "You can do that over the internet now??"

WeeMouse ".......yes. I'm going out now Dad"

DaddyMouse "WAIT! WHAT IF THE INTERNET PHONES ME? WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO IT?!"

WeeMouse "............................................................"


What kind of accent does the internet have anyhow?

[Something Else]

:glag:

I suppose it might speak like 10011101010101010101 :huh:

[maddoxro]

:D.that's nothing.you should hear my grad grandmother..97 years old :D

[WeeMouse]

He's only in his 60s though. He truly is scared of computers. I came home from work the other day and couldn't find my laptop anywhere.

He finally admitted that he had hidden it in his wardrobe because it "scared him"

[Hairbautt]

What, you don't remember what dialup sounds like?

[dinsdale]

I heard that the Internet was a paedophile.

[maddoxro]

He's only in his 60s though. He truly is scared of computers. I came home from work the other day and couldn't find my laptop anywhere.

He finally admitted that he had hidden it in his wardrobe because it "scared him"

:glag::glag::glag:
this is the funniest thing i ever heard :lol:

[Something Else]

This sound?

[Hairbautt]

Your retarded.

[Something Else]

:pinch: doooooh, thx H. meh