Christmas gift ideas

[Chip Monk]

Snee - XXXL hat for his unfeasibly large heid. Designed to hold his enormous thinking organ.

[Mr. Mulder]

snee's enormous organ is the stuff of interwebs legend :kiss:

[Skiz]

I'm satisfied with socks evidently. :snooty:

[Spider_dude]

busy - a microwave

[kaffeine]

a bag of coal

[Chip Monk]

a bag of coal

kaffiene - a copy of "Understanding The Point Of Threads, For Dummies".

[clocker]

J2 would benefit from a dictionary- his vocabulary is sooo limited.

A map of the internets might help manker, VB and hobbes find their way back.

[Barbarossa]

I'd like to get snee a couple of extra hours in each day, because I don't think that 24 is enough for all the jobs he's doing :dabs:


http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4416/thirteenhourclockrg6.jpg

[Chip Monk]

I'd like to get snee a couple of extra hours in each day, because I don't think that 24 is enough for all the jobs he's doing :dabs:


http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4416/thirteenhourclockrg6.jpg

Snee can stop time but. He's that clever.

Clocker - An oil powered deep freeze, to make his cpu run 1.7% cooler, thus improving the performance by almost 0.5%

[Snee]

snee's enormous organ is the stuff of interwebs legend :kiss:

And I knows how to use it too.


I'm like a massive organist, I am.

[clocker]

Clocker - An oil powered deep freeze, to make his cpu run 1.7% cooler, thus improving the performance by almost 0.5%
That would be brill.
My current setup is powered by baby seals and needs replacement.

fstrulz- a version of linux that's as good as he thinks it is...

[kaffeine]

a bag of coal

kaffiene - a copy of "Understanding The Point Of Threads, For Dummies".
:sadwalk:

:lol:

[Spider_dude]

bechez - a clue

[Mr. Mulder]

fstrulz- a version of linux that's as good as he thinks it is...

That'll be kubuntu then? :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

A blow-up doll with massive coffee dispensing tits for mulder.

[Mr. Mulder]

A blow-up doll with massive coffee dispensing tits for mulder.
i just came. true story.

[Something Else]

More bewb.
http://fun.diadiktyo.net/flash/boob_cursor.swf

[kallieb]

hmmm....For a start:

Kaffeine, by his very username, suggests that some education on how to relax a bit would be helpful, so this book might come in handy:

http://www.sedative-hypnotics.com/sedative-hypnotic.jpg

For Benchez: At one point all that ganga use might require some prevention when it comes to drug-testing time...so:

http://www.quickdetoxflush.com/images/img_bottles.gif



Speaking of addictions .. :lol: Alien5's love for Reality TV could be turned into his favour. So, a how-to manual is in order. Who knows, maybe a new career is in his future!!:

http://www.realityicon.com/images/realitytv.jpg

That's it for now. Merry Christmas all!

[Something Else]

:lol: cheers kallie...When I left school we had a presentation on stage where the teachers would present those leaving with a book to help with further endeavours. My mates all got sciency or arty stuff depending on which direction the teachers thought they were headed... I was presented with:
http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lg86383-2+fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-hunter-s-thompson-poster.jpg
Much to the amusement of the entire school that was watching. :pinch:

[kallieb]

^^ No problem. It was fun reflecting. But, your book title is missing. Now I'm burning up with curiosity!!!

[Something Else]

bechez - a clue

Spider_dude - A speak n spell. :shifty:

[Sextent]

The - A safety razor.

[Sextent]

Mr Skweeky - A Big Celtic Jumper. Everybody loves a big Celtic jumper.

Mr Weemouse - see above.

[Alien5]

im so rubbish at choosing presents...

i would probebly buy Benchez a man u mug. :lol:http://orders.mkn.co.uk/mime/footballshirt/mugs/smanutd4.jpg

for kallieb a years subscription to Outdoor Canada magazine. :)https://secure.indas.on.ca/transcontinental/store/images/cover/OUTI07030001.jpg