improve my english ? how

[masterbat]

i really wanna improve my english ? but i have no idea where i should start . :unsure:

[Alien5]

school? :unsure:

[masterbat]

school? :unsure:

nobody talks english in our school . :mellow:

[pro267]

I've learned English by watching TV.

Try watching English speaking TV series & movies with subs in your native language.
The combination of English words and subs will help you learn the language in no time.

[kallieb]

ESL classes are excellent, or if you feel that you need more than this search for adult literacy classes in your area. They are generally structured to go at an individual's pace and will assist with reading/writing skills.

[masterbat]

I've learned English by watching TV.

Try watching English speaking TV series & movies with subs in your native language.
The combination of English words and subs will help you learn the language in no time.

yea it has helped me a lot . but what i saw was english tv series like southpark with english subtitles :D

[masterbat]

ESL classes are excellent, or if you feel that you need more than this search for adult literacy classes in your area. They are generally structured to go at an individual's pace and will assist with reading/writing skills.


unfortunately , its not an option :mellow:

[Something Else]

Optical illusions :01:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOP37A1EhEs

[t0mmy]

yeah i guess tv shows are a great source, what a great way to learn, watching your favourite tv show :D also maybe those language books, they are also another source

[MaaxHimself]

Lock yourself in your room and study the entire English dictionary.

[Sextent]

benchez

That was fucking ace. One small and entirely academic point, a mobius strip can exist in the real World, it's very easy to make and demonstrate.

Oh and just being pedantic, I think the word thing is a bit misleading. People always say that we read whole words at a time. However it doesn't really work without a context, i.e. being in a sentence which makes sense. For example what word is this "axolotl".

Other than that (and the misuse of the word "be") it really was good fun.

Fine effort.

[clocker]

school? :unsure:

nobody talks english in our school . :mellow:
Once you leave Canadia you'll find that not everyone speaks French or Pakistani.
If you move south, say to Wisconsin, Spanish will be the predominant tongue.

[Snee]

i really wanna improve my english ? but i have no idea where i should start . :unsure:

You might wanna stay the fuck out of the invite section.

If you are unsure of a language, it's really easy to pick up bad habits from others, and a lot of the arsebandits in there don't seem to know exactly what they are saying themselves.

[MaaxHimself]

nobody talks english in our school . :mellow:
Once you leave Canadia you'll find that not everyone speaks French or Pakistani.
If you move south, say to Wisconsin, Spanish will be the predominant tongue.

Wisconsin? Thats too far up north.
South Texas and in alot of places in California many people speak Spanish.

[Snee]

GTFOOH :o

[Hairbautt]

For example what word is this "axolotl". Alcohol.

Fine effort. Thanks :happy:
Red text.

[Sextent]

For example what word is this "axolotl". Alcohol.

Fine effort. Thanks :happy:
Red text.

So it is, clever boy.

[helsing]

Better improve your spanish, you'll have more women :)

[Sextent]

Better improve your spanish, you'll have more women :)

Are Spanish speaking ladies a bit more whorish then.

[Something Else]

benchez

That was fucking ace. One small and entirely academic point, a mobius strip can exist in the real World, it's very easy to make and demonstrate.

Oh and just being pedantic, I think the word thing is a bit misleading. People always say that we read whole words at a time. However it doesn't really work without a context, i.e. being in a sentence which makes sense. For example what word is this "axolotl".

Other than that (and the misuse of the word "be") it really was good fun.

Fine effort.

Glad you enjoyed it. :smartass:

You can make them easily and if you will allow me to demonstrate:
1st Find yourself a strip of paper then turn a single twist in to it. Then tape the two ends so they meet forming a loop with a twist. Then you can cut down the middle of the strip for eternity. The only obstacle being your skill with scissors as the loop forever increases in diameter but shrinks in width.
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[Hairbautt]

Clean your fingernails for God's sake.

[Sextent]

Hoi, leave trampboy alone.

Just be grateful you can't smell the pish.

[Sextent]

Tho' to be fair his nonsense with the scissors is a bit mental.

Placing a pencil at any point on the mobius strip then drawing a line which meets itself works just as well.

[Smith]

Give this a try:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=REuYnkUjaJU

[Sextent]

Nah, I hate youtube.

[Something Else]

Clean your fingernails for God's sake.

Fine I won't skinup with hash next time :dry:

[Something Else]

Tho' to be fair his nonsense with the scissors is a bit mental.

Placing a pencil at any point on the mobius strip then drawing a line which meets itself works just as well.

Nonce-sense. As if I'm only posting for intelligent people to read. :noes:
It explains visually how the circle grows.

[Sextent]

Tho' to be fair his nonsense with the scissors is a bit mental.

Placing a pencil at any point on the mobius strip then drawing a line which meets itself works just as well.

Nonce-sense. As if I'm only posting for intelligent people to read. :noes:
It explains visually how the circle grows.

The circle growing isn't the point tho'. It's the continuity of a 2 dimensional object into 3 dimensions. Which is analogous with 3 dimensions into 4.

Fuck sake, I'm even boring myself now.

[Hairbautt]

Write my essays.

[masterbat]

i really wanna improve my english ? but i have no idea where i should start . :unsure:

You might wanna stay the fuck out of the invite section.

If you are unsure of a language, it's really easy to pick up bad habits from others, and a lot of the arsebandits in there don't seem to know exactly what they are saying themselves.

yea i try to stay away from it .

and i have started to use the word "fuck " wherever possible after watching south park . i think its easier to fill a gap with "fuck" when i am lost for words.

its sort of a habit now . a bad habit :mellow:

[snowultra]

fuck is strong english word, maybe try ebonics first. then move up to english

[Snee]

You might wanna stay the fuck out of the invite section.

If you are unsure of a language, it's really easy to pick up bad habits from others, and a lot of the arsebandits in there don't seem to know exactly what they are saying themselves.

yea i try to stay away from it .

and i have started to use the word "fuck " wherever possible after watching south park . i think its easier to fill a gap with "fuck" when i am lost for words.

its sort of a habit now . a bad habit :mellow:

Good point, you might wanna stay off the internets.

[Chip Monk]

Learn cocknee rhyming slang, that sounds dead English.

Peaches and Pears - Stairs.

Apple Pies - Eyes.

Queen of The South - Mouth.


These are obviously shortened to Peaches, Apples and Queens. To confuse any passing tax collector who may oversee your conversations.

[Alien5]

tom tit... :shit:

[Something Else]

ginger beer = :ghey:

[dinsdale]

garry glitter

[Something Else]

pitta?

[Alien5]

shitter?